Cali Reports

[GrownMan1]

Yesterday was another tinder hook up. As routine; I asked does she have a friend for my Friend and request a photo. She sent a picture of a dark skin volleyball player tight body chica. She had an average face. About 510 145 pounds. I asked T which one does he prefer and he chose The lighter complexion one. The lighter complexion chica was about 54 130 pounds.

When they arrive and got out the taxi; T immediately started gunning for the dark chica. Her picture didn't do her justice. The other hand her friend picture looks better than in person. Even though she still look better than her friend; her friend had the body Mi Gusta.

T is on some bullshit. He did this in Cartagena. When two chicas arrived he immediately picks the one he wants. The other girl knew that she was supposed to be for him and seem a little confused and disappointed. What she didn't know is I wanted her friend just as bad as T. I wasn't going to let him rob me of my dessert for the day.

Yo man you need to stop rubbing your legs like a cricket because she's not for you. Then I showed him the pictures so he can see the one that he requested. I told them the last time I let him get away with it but this time I'm not. Besides the lighter complexion already said she wanted a BBC. I didn't want to disappoint her.

Once again in the bedroom it was all about my performance. Non-pros are good participators. Body 7 1/2 Session 8 $200,000 exit fee. She did ask for more money.

T came out the room with a look of disappointment. Man she got me. I couldn't go no more. Light Skin was a dick taking champion. She walked out his the room prancing like she just shot the Sheriff. I gave her A high five.

[Juan Tenorio]

Not possible in Cali. Most chicks use Tinder and they send you their fees in the message.

Tell me if you need help here in Cali.

Hi,

How easy is it to pick up girls on tinder for dates if my Spanish is basic?

I just came back from Tanzania, where you can basically match any girl and just tell her to come to your house for coffee and 70% of them will have sex on first date. (no money involved, instead of course transport). Any chance to do the same in Colombia / Cali?

[DanielDuran]

Hi,

How easy is it to pick up girls on tinder for dates if my Spanish is basic?

I just came back from Tanzania, where you can basically match any girl and just tell her to come to your house for coffee and 70% of them will have sex on first date. (no money involved, instead of course transport). Any chance to do the same in Colombia / Cali?

[Coolie High]

Maybe she was trained in the DR; just saying.

Jajajajajaja. I see we got jokes LOL. But yeah bro that's a bad habit to pick up and a HUGE red flag. The only good thing about what happen is that she has shown her true colors, as she should be avoided at all cost. They handle the situation cool. I'm not so sure I would have.

[TomJackin]

BTW once yall caught that girl stealing yall shouldve immediately taken the gifts back. And searched her ass BEFORE she left. I don't care how good of a fuck she was, stealing is a HUGE NO NO in my book.

Maybe she was trained in the DR; just saying.

[Coolie High]

My choice was a 20 years old tenderloin. Her body was solid. She was dark brown 5'9 150 pounds. She was kind of nervous but I made her teach me salsa. That took the edge off.

My chica was a solid 8. She's my power forward in my new lineup. She asked me just start off slowly but once I got her on top she did her thing. I definitely will repeat with her again. 150000 exit fee.

T said his chica was a solid 8 1/2. Unlike the previous chica he said this one had the tightest vagina he had experienced in a long time. She didn't want to kiss however she took it like a champ. He continuously thanked me for that hookup.

I notice he walked out the room a little ahead of her. She was about three minutes behind him. I asked did he give her a gift? He said yeah and pointed at an outfit. I noticed the outfit was covering another outfit. To make a long story shorter she tried to take two outfits. We caught her red handed. T end up giving her the outfit anyway. I don't like Thieves But I blame T.

After they left T went in the room and could not find his debit card. He had already dropped it once while we were in a casa and I happen to have found it. After 10 minutes of searching; I told him to just cancel the card.

Wait a sec. Greatest Temptation is that you LOL!! You definitely have a type my brother. We see you doing your thing in Cali.

BTW once yall caught that girl stealing yall shouldve immediately taken the gifts back. And searched her ass BEFORE she left. I don't care how good of a fuck she was, stealing is a HUGE NO NO in my book.

[GrownMan1]

Last night we went to a salsa club in North Cali. It was packed with about 300 plus people. The dance floor was packed. These Colombians really love their salsa. After about 30 minutes dancing; everyone sat down, and sung along Karaoke style with the videos on the large projectors. Everyone knew the words. It reminded me of a group of black women out having fun and Beyonc "Single Lady" song comes on.

We bought a bottle at our table for 70,000 pesos. Junior who is about 27 yr old loves the place. It's apparently the place to be for young hipsters. The eye candy in there was truly amazing. I'm over 40 so the crowd was a little too young for me however, if I knew salsa things would have been different.

Up the road from the place there's another Casa. The place was like a smaller version of Dr. Amor. Chicas and there were a little aggressive but playful. If you were drunk and wanted to get some late night action this Casa is the answer.

[Triple Darknes]

I 100% agree! But after going to the DR, Medellin, Cartagena, and Havana; I chose the safer route. I don't just want to save money I want to save understanding. Cali has thrown me off guard and I have been Institutionalized by the DR.

The DR will always hold a special place in my heart I love the brotherhood among the Mongers They have a Free trade agreement so you can get practically anything that america has But It looks like I'll be a DR visitor and a Colombian resident.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

And this is why I hardly fuck a hooker in Colombia. I pretty much deal with non-pros then may get some mongering in between them. I have been to Dr Amor and Bar La 20 and hung out where the SWs are, but I have never fucked a hooker in Cali and can recall only fucking 2 in Barranquilla (1 the other day and 1 maybe 12 years ago). There is really no need to. If GM had not told that chick the friends with benefits thing then I am 100% sure that everything would have happened the same, and he would have gone home with those pesos in his pocket, especially after he brought the outfit for her daughter.

Word the fuck up. Like Grown Man said I went to Dr. Amor twice since I've been here and Bar 20 three times not counting the times I went with GM & G we checked out the SW near there and they're some that's defemitely doable but I never fucked with them. Streetmeat is about 50 K pesos No pros are about 100 K last I checked (a few days ago) 100 K was about 25 USD and change.

Again I came in the game as a Non Pro hunter even in the states I used to smash chicks in the daytime while riding past my girlfriend's house (worked weird hours so I was free in the daytime) And it's the same in Cali, We went to Bar 20 at night and while there were still plenty girls there it looked dead compared to the daytime at around 10 pm. Of course there's casas open street meat available and plenty of regular clubs especially in Grenada Cali is not a big nightlife town, I never noticed it until I hung out with Grown Man.

I still need to rebuild my roster but one monger expat gave me one chick and she's been delivering chicks who are either first time with a gringo or first time selling pussy period. It was like that in the DR too I met a chick who literally asked every chick she met did they want to make a quick 2000 pesos. One thing I will give the DR over Cali is that first time selling it or not 95% of the time it worked out great I'd say 75% of the time being her "first" was worth a repeat.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[GrownMan1]

Just had another group of Chicas leave the apartment. She was a tinder match. The same one that requested 300,000 pesos. We agreed on 150,000 pesos and a possible tip. I then asked her does she have a friend for T? She gave me a picture of her amiga that was darker and just my type.

She told me her Amiga needed the money and wanted the same 150000. We made a deal for 100,000. They were supposed to be at the place by 2 o'clock. By the time they arrive it was 345. They were lucky we didn't have anything to do.

As soon as they got out the taxi I am mediately Grab the dark one. It didn't matter to anyone because we all were just meeting. It wasn't like they really knew who was going to be with who.

My choice was a 20 years old tenderloin. Her body was solid. She was dark brown 5'9 150 pounds. She was kind of nervous but I made her teach me salsa. That took the edge off.

T had a 22 year old friend who didn't have any children. She was happy because T said was giving her 150000 and a tip if she's good.

My chica was a solid 8. She's my power forward in my new lineup. She asked me just start off slowly but once I got her on top she did her thing. I definitely will repeat with her again. 150000 exit fee.

T said his chica was a solid 8 1/2. Unlike the previous chica he said this one had the tightest vagina he had experienced in a long time. She didn't want to kiss however she took it like a champ. He continuously thanked me for that hookup.

I notice he walked out the room a little ahead of her. She was about three minutes behind him. I asked did he give her a gift? He said yeah and pointed at an outfit. I noticed the outfit was covering another outfit. To make a long story shorter she tried to take two outfits. We caught her red handed. T end up giving her the outfit anyway. I don't like Thieves But I blame T.

After they left T went in the room and could not find his debit card. He had already dropped it once while we were in a casa and I happen to have found it. After 10 minutes of searching; I told him to just cancel the card.

[GrownMan1]

Well I just got back from my favorite casa. Believe it or not it was a four minute walk from my Airbnb. I took T with me and he made me an hour late.

I thought it would be a bigger selection however there were only three chicas all above a seven.

T Took a slim Morena with tattoos. She was about 55 110 lbs. Her artwork covered her whole body. All T could say was she had a big pussy. She tapped him out.

I chose a morena with a girl next door look. She had small breasts but a very nice shape. About 56 140. She asked me did I want to kiss. She also informed me it was CBJ. Body 8 session 7. I swear their Spanish is harder to understand.

[Combo]

Anybody coming to Cali, leaving from Cali and going back to the states, SYNLAB / CLnica Colsanitas is likely the place will come to get a covid test. They are sprinkled all over Cali and open up at 6:30 am and close as early as noon on weekends. Pretty simple process. Come in, take a number, show your passport, fill out paperwork in Spanish, send your itinerary or ticket to labcentenario@colsanitas.com, pay 100,400 pesos for antigen rapid test, wait and get tested in little opaque glassed booth, they will ask if you got the vacuna or vaccine (date and type), either wait for paperwork or they can email (front attended recommended we wait and it takes 6-8 hours for results). Took like an hour to get the test and didn't wait still waiting on results. Time could vary on location and the amount of people waiting. Plan accordingly.

Added in some big ass titty pics from Calea Uno

Oh my! Those look natural.

Yes the relative lack of Gringos (vs Medellin or Cartagena) makes it much easier to get non-pros in Cali. Those that want to go that route, stay at least a couple weeks. Or better yet, go during la Feria when the women are partying and extremely friendly.

[GrownMan1]

And this is why I hardly fuck a hooker in Colombia. I pretty much deal with non-pros then may get some mongering in between them. I have been to Dr Amor and Bar La 20 and hung out where the SWs are, but I have never fucked a hooker in Cali and can recall only fucking 2 in Barranquilla (1 the other day and 1 maybe 12 years ago). There is really no need to. If GM had not told that chick the friends with benefits thing then I am 100% sure that everything would have happened the same, and he would have gone home with those pesos in his pocket, especially after he brought the outfit for her daughter.

I 100% agree! But after going to the DR, Medellin, Cartagena, and Havana; I chose the safer route. I don't just want to save money I want to save understanding. Cali has thrown me off guard and I have been Institutionalized by the DR.

[Mr Enternational]

Again a fluent spanish speaker would totally clean up here.

And this is why I hardly fuck a hooker in Colombia. I pretty much deal with non-pros then may get some mongering in between them. I have been to Dr Amor and Bar La 20 and hung out where the SWs are, but I have never fucked a hooker in Cali and can recall only fucking 2 in Barranquilla (1 the other day and 1 maybe 12 years ago). There is really no need to. If GM had not told that chick the friends with benefits thing then I am 100% sure that everything would have happened the same, and he would have gone home with those pesos in his pocket, especially after he brought the outfit for her daughter.

[Global00]

Anybody coming to Cali, leaving from Cali and going back to the states, SYNLAB / CLnica Colsanitas is likely the place will come to get a covid test. They are sprinkled all over Cali and open up at 6:30 am and close as early as noon on weekends. Pretty simple process. Come in, take a number, show your passport, fill out paperwork in Spanish, send your itinerary or ticket to labcentenario@colsanitas.com, pay 100,400 pesos for antigen rapid test, wait and get tested in little opaque glassed booth, they will ask if you got the vacuna or vaccine (date and type), either wait for paperwork or they can email (front attended recommended we wait and it takes 6-8 hours for results). Took like an hour to get the test and didn't wait still waiting on results. Time could vary on location and the amount of people waiting. Plan accordingly.

Added in some big ass titty pics from Caleña Uno