Medellin Reports

[Zeos1]

Hello fellow mongerers,

I am about to fulfil like a 10 year fantasy to travel to Medellin and dip my toes in. I have some dates / nights setup with SA girls and a few tinder matches. I just wanted to ask a quick question. For someone with limited Spanish, where do you suggest I stay? I was thinking El Poblado or Laureles and getting an Air BNB. Air BNBs are probably residential towers. Are these a nono for chicas?

Airbnb's can be suites on the owner's house, apartments, or many other combinations. You have to contact the host to know whether or not guests are allowed. Always.

My experience in 5 or 6 is that guests are either not allowed or it is not set up for extra guests (ie a part of the host's home). And in one case where it was a condo apartment the rules were quite clear that no prostitution would be tolerated.

[Surfer500]

I haven't been to Romania either but the German FKKs are like "little Romanias". Lots of hot Romanian girls available especially at Sharks in Darmstadt. No bad smells encountered there. A few in Medellin yes. I figured it was poor hygiene of girls with only cold water showers at home and don't like to spend enough time in that washing properly..

I had a gypsy from Romania while in Croatia, no stinky pussy smell but body odor, was unshaven, and was horny as hell.

[Osteoknot]

Yes, the utilities are called "servicios. ".

The cost for services and cable is prorated based upon the estrato of the neighborhood. You'll pay more in an estrato 6 area than in an estrato 4 area.

The first apartment I was in was also 3 beds, 2 baths in an estrato 6 area at the south end of Poblado. With my roommate, who took 2 or 3 showers daily, left lights on and had all the lights setup 5 nights a week for her webcam broadcasts, I think the highest we paid was 170 k. We had a dedicated Fiber line for internet, which cost 445 k monthly.

At the place in Laureles, still had a webcam model broadcasting, but with all LED lights, and didn't have someone running a hair dryer every day. I think the highest was 110 k. Initially has cable installed, for around 120 k, but then had to go with fiber, because the speed was only hitting 2 Mbps on the upload side.

My question is, how much above baseline (percentage or mil COP answer would be awesome), did a chica running her Webcam business out of your apartment, increase the cost of your servicios? I realize these numbers are small, but I still find them interesting and hey, I bet there's a lot guys who wouldn't mind living with a hot Web cam model, especially if she's helping pay the bills. Sounds like that could be a best of both world's arrangement. I've done it. I know you've done it. But I never did any cost analysis.

Supposedly Colombia has more Web cam models per capita than anywhere else in the world, but I don't the how the fuck you can verify that. BUT that could be a great little adventure and venture for a dude, like the mongerer who recently posted here and who I think you tagged as being in "withdrawal" (good one). I think his goal was to relocate here. Dude, shack up with a Web cam model who broadcasts out of your apartment. Problem more than solved. I told you I'd get back to you (wink).

Gratuitous fotos of the Paisa Miniature who ended up staying nine and half hours yesterday on a promise of 150 mil COP. And she would have gladly accepted the 150. But we had a great time and I am not a fuckin' cheapskate. Lunch was Gatorade, papitas (potato chips), one Corona beer, and one shot of Jose tequila. We stopped at my favorite Drogeria for take-home snacks and I kept encouraging her to get "mas cosas" or more things so she added some make-up, shampoo, and stuff like that. Still less than 50 mil COP. And she probably put 75 mil COP of pink shit up her nose. Grand total, 225 mil COP. Fuck, that's a little more than I thought, jaja. But more than worth it. For over nine hours, all day, she laid in my bed, hooked her phone up to my charger, and used the hotel Wifi. And got high. These are not complex girls. She was very happy. I know it bugs some guys to fuck a girl while she's on her cell and we'll talk more about that later. But she was 100% compliant to whatever sex doll position I put her in, as long as she could keep staring at her phone. And a couple of times, I even got her to put the phone down without asking, jeje. Ostee Out.

[Osteoknot]

An American escort in her 50's once bragged to me that she has done over 10,000 BBBJTC during her escorting career spanning several decades (she claimed she once was a beauty queen and was much in demand escort) and never caught any STD ever. And her secret to avoid STD was. No brushing few hours before or few hours after sex and use Listerine instead. Her reasoning was that brushing opens up micro pores on the gums and mouth, which makes a person more vulnerable to direct transmission of STD into blood stream. Germs that go into stomach get killed by stomach acids, but germs that get transfused into blood stream thrive and do most damage. Ever since her practical medical advice, I have been avoiding brushing on my mongering dates and rely on Listerine to deal with mouth hygene during the date.

Your story may not rise to the scientific standard of proof, but it is sure is a helluva testimonial. Fuckin-A, what a story. And believable. My instincts were in line with your story, but I caved in under hot puta-pressure, jaja.

[BlackThought]

Other than that, the girls here make the young pussy I was getting in high school look stank. I kid you not. I have not been to Romania, yet. I heard those girls are on par with these chicas for cleanliness. I want to visit Romania for the mongering. And supposedly, Romania has some jaw dropping beaches. Who wudda think it?

Just go to Germany where it's legal. The FKK clubs are like 80% Romanians. They're petite and have beautiful faces and as for BBBJs, I'd say they're better than Colombians.

[BlackThought]

I only remember one instance over five years ago where I encountered a stinky pussy in El Centro.

Wow that's amazing. I haven't ran into any fishy smell in Colombia, but I have dealt with musty pussy (which isn't as bad). Good to know that Colombians keep themselves clean.

[BlackThought]

If that carries through to El Centro, that is simply fucking amazing.

I have asked a couple of them to shower less because I wanted to smell something other than soap, perfume and deodorant. They know I am clean but I don't bother showering until after they arrive because they want to see it. They must've all attended a Puta Convention somewhere because in the last three weeks, off all sudden, I got to brush my teeth first, too. I didn't have bad breath I was already using Listerine, before, during and after. Two of them even said, "No Listerine, brush. " WTF, at there very least there must be an on-line puta newsletter if not a convention, jajajaja.

Maybe they don't want remnants of last night's arepa in their butthole when you dive deep jaja.

[Lucky Nuts]

I have not been to Romania, yet. I heard those girls are on par with these chicas for cleanliness. I want to visit Romania for the mongering. And supposedly, Romania has some jaw dropping beaches. Who wudda think it?

I haven't been to Romania either but the German FKKs are like "little Romanias". Lots of hot Romanian girls available especially at Sharks in Darmstadt. No bad smells encountered there. A few in Medellin yes. I figured it was poor hygiene of girls with only cold water showers at home and don't like to spend enough time in that washing properly.

Every local chica I know has switched to InDriver app for their rides. I previously reported Didi as their most popular choice but they are all jumping on the InDriver bandwagon. I have not tried it. I am still mainly an Uber guy because they suck the fee straight out of my PayPal account and I love that convenience. I find it amazing how quick the populous here will switch to a new trend en masse.

The Bello facebook chicas that visit me in Poblado have been using only InDriver for nearly a couple years already. So not like there's an en masse change happening all of a sudden. Well maybe for el centro chicas but not for the Bello chicas.

Enjoyable to hear your stories and perspective on things and happenings in Medellin. Thanks for writing your reports.

[Kerty9]

An American escort in her 50's once bragged to me that she has done over 10,000 BBBJTC during her escorting career spanning several decades (she claimed she once was a beauty queen and was much in demand escort) and never caught any STD ever. And her secret to avoid STD was. No brushing few hours before or few hours after sex and use Listerine instead. Her reasoning was that brushing opens up micro pores on the gums and mouth, which makes a person more vulnerable to direct transmission of STD into blood stream. Germs that go into stomach get killed by stomach acids, but germs that get transfused into blood stream thrive and do most damage. Ever since her practical medical advice, I have been avoiding brushing on my mongering dates and rely on Listerine to deal with mouth hygene during the date.

If that carries through to El Centro, that is simply fucking amazing.

I have asked a couple of them to shower less because I wanted to smell something other than soap, perfume and deodorant. They know I am clean but I don't bother showering until after they arrive because they want to see it. They must've all attended a Puta Convention somewhere because in the last three weeks, off all sudden, I got to brush my teeth first, too. I didn't have bad breath I was already using Listerine, before, during and after. Two of them even said, "No Listerine, brush. " WTF, at there very least there must be an on-line puta newsletter if not a convention, jajajaja.

I haven't kept count and my numbers are not grande, but I echo what my fellow mongers are saying. Of all the chicas I have been with here, I asked ONE girl one time to step in the shower, no discharge or horrible fish smell, but she came to me straight from work, where she did a full day of manual repetitive motion labor, and was just a tad too sweaty. And she took absolutely no offense. Other than that, the girls here make the young pussy I was getting in high school look stank. I kid you not. I have not been to Romania, yet. I heard those girls are on par with these chicas for cleanliness. I want to visit Romania for the mongering. And supposedly, Romania has some jaw dropping beaches. Who wudda think it?

[LatinaLover#1]

I have both uber and indriver apps on my cell. When you want to go somewhere get a price for the trip from uber first, then switch over to indriver and enter a price 20-30% lower than the uber price and bid that price on indriver.

I also like the convenience of having uber tied to my creditcard so cashless transaction, but if I am going to save 20-30% on the ride then I don't mind paying the peso rate to the driver.

Also many more cars available on indriver, including taxis.

Indriver sounds great. I was in Bogota a few months ago and it took forever for uber to get to me. Are the drivers on Indriver screened?

[DonCarlos1234]

Arrive July 4th Medellin (from Bog) stayed at Haven for 3 nights, Jacuzzi room with balcony, has a terrific view from the rooftop. Pool is tiny, so it is the bar / restaurant. Most of the people there were amateur "mongers". They had no clue what to do or where to go. Constant parade of girls in & out / small elevator. Jacuzzi is overrated & dangerous. Flooded the room. No place to sit, no desk but staff brought in extra furniture for me. Nice people. Get a large room if you stay there. Forget the Jacuzzi. IMHO. I went to La Isla and had a great time. Took down numbers. Had 2 sessions. $320 cop what a deal. LOL Met up with xyztravel there. Also my driver (bilingual). Had (I think it was only one) Seeking girl over, disappointing. Was a pro not a SB. $400 cop Too much party vibe for me. I would stay there again just for the view.

July 8 - 19th I checked into Dann Carlton Medellin. I must have stayed 4 weeks in total over the 60 days I was in Colombia. It felt like home. The guests are mostly Colombian business people, government people with a few well traveled "mongers" who had shopped around over the years. I used the pool, walked around the neighborhood to the river park & Poblado Park and lots of small local restaurants. Asked a SA girl (hot) over and we enjoyed some time together, had dinner after. Suddenly she gets a call that her mom is having seizures and she cancels the remainder of the night. (dah, the girls play too many games in Med) Met an executive from an unnamed social media company. LOL and took him to La Isla. I found a pro dancer (video productions etc.) working there and we ended up spending 3 nights together at Dann Carlton. What's the count now, maybe 10 or so over 10 nights? Avg still high, 400 cop. Went to a private presidential penthouse party with xyztravel. The Colombian president Márquez was in the building, 30 soldiers and bomb sniffing golden retrievers downstairs. Xyz can tell us about these escapades. I brought him a present. And he was forced to do her #7 (I think for the night. Too many girls, not enough time. Don't know how he does it. FB girls mostly. Ask him for the secret. There may have been some recreational substances. I also visited Lleras circled many times with my driver. Took numbers. There were no girls that were dressed well enough to get past the Dann Carlton fron desk. So I passed. Although 2 girls were very enticing & wanted to do a 3 some for 400 cop, I planned to call later. (not enough time) Went to Fase dos and found 2 more. That's in the next post. Adding photos etc. Later.

[Williston]

Hello fellow mongerers,

I am about to fulfil like a 10 year fantasy to travel to Medellin and dip my toes in. I have some dates / nights setup with SA girls and a few tinder matches. I just wanted to ask a quick question. For someone with limited Spanish, where do you suggest I stay? I was thinking El Poblado or Laureles and getting an Air BNB. Air BNBs are probably residential towers. Are these a nono for chicas?

[Vewdew]

I only remember one instance over five years ago where I encountered a stinky pussy in El Centro.

In Asia I found the stank a few times, in the DR only once, in Meddy we will see.

[Osteoknot]

I only remember one instance over five years ago where I encountered a stinky pussy in El Centro.

If that carries through to El Centro, that is simply fucking amazing.

I have asked a couple of them to shower less because I wanted to smell something other than soap, perfume and deodorant. They know I am clean but I don't bother showering until after they arrive because they want to see it. They must've all attended a Puta Convention somewhere because in the last three weeks, off all sudden, I got to brush my teeth first, too. I didn't have bad breath I was already using Listerine, before, during and after. Two of them even said, "No Listerine, brush. " WTF, at there very least there must be an on-line puta newsletter if not a convention, jajajaja.

I haven't kept count and my numbers are not grande, but I echo what my fellow mongers are saying. Of all the chicas I have been with here, I asked ONE girl one time to step in the shower, no discharge or horrible fish smell, but she came to me straight from work, where she did a full day of manual repetitive motion labor, and was just a tad too sweaty. And she took absolutely no offense. Other than that, the girls here make the young pussy I was getting in high school look stank. I kid you not. I have not been to Romania, yet. I heard those girls are on par with these chicas for cleanliness. I want to visit Romania for the mongering. And supposedly, Romania has some jaw dropping beaches. Who wudda think it?

[Surfer500]

How often do you encounter the fishy smell with the el centro girls?

I only remember one instance over five years ago where I encountered a stinky pussy in El Centro.