Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[PaulInZurich]

My average speed was 7.5 alone only with my balls when Sagan needed gruppetto to push him in less difficult top of Loze at less than 6 km / h and I m pretty sure I will be faster than him alone with my 2 balls, but if they want to climb Loze with me, to laugh a bit. But no followers on my climbing, just here.

Even if at some point Sagan was going 6 km / h (and I would really want to see any evidence of that), even if that would be true, it still means absolutely nothing. The purpose of the grupetto is for cyclists going as slow as possible while staying in the time limit. If the grupetto is large enough they can even be over the time limit. There are videos of Adam Hansen drinking beer with fans on the Alpe d'Huez, there are videos of Sagan doing no hand wheelies up the Ventoux and Alpe d'Huez in the grupetto. Sure you are stronger than him, it's as believable as you being better driver than Lewis Hamilton.

But I enjoy that you, the 150 W guy, keep claiming that you are fitter and stronger (your own words) than a triple world champion. It just keeps showing to everybody that nothing you say can be believed since you refuse to accept reality.

[Pistons]

Your immune system are strong enough for the current virus. But I would have a backup plan.

The vaxxed people are training the virus to fight against human immunity. Sooner or later, this trained virus maybe deathly to your and my immune system.

If we (unvaxxed) keep getting the new covid mutations, then our immune system stays on top of it and probably will handle the even newer versions quite well too.

[Kuni042]

I sometimes wish this forum would get some sort of "thank you" currency. Then you could see how BS some particular folks are churning out. 10000s+ posts. And maybe 1000 'thank you's at best.

I mean he writes by far the most BS, it's just incredible. It's just funny that he thought 1 h30 is a great time and he wanted to brag with that.

Here another example.

Kate was a real pro in the business, in the good sense of the word. And the , little, shriveled up Mr 150 W made her cry. Riiiiiight.

[Sirioja]

You are too nice with him. Those are at best cat 4 numbers and I wouldn't trust anything he says anyway. I mean he writes by far the most BS, it's just incredible. It's just funny that he thought 1 h30 is a great time and he wanted to brag with that.

Here another example.

Kate was a real pro in the business, in the good sense of the word. And the old, little, shriveled up Mr 150 W made her cry. Riiiiiight.

I wait you with granny on electric bicycle to push you to be faster than 4 km / h when steeper than 20% and have to face straight in the steep, not with Italian curves, when I reached 10 times, 3 times on this Summer, the top of the most difficult climbing in 3 tours, needing only my dick. Andiju Vuelta is also told very difficult. Yes Kate was a long time professional when I discovered her at Sharks for 200 with 2 rounds for 2 hours and already worked at Globe which dirty girls, but her level protected her to fall like many girls at Globe. Very close behind was the woman, why she interested me with her charm and elegance more than her performances. My words about her best present in life killed her make up at the end of first round. She wanted to make up again but I told her I loved her woman in love look and licked her tears. This long time professional did let me do, looking at me with tears going more. For sure, in private or for 6 business years, she never experienced. Not the only time she got wet eyes and not only her. I saw another Globe girl crying when we were in room. Never because I hurt them, one at LR was from kind of rage about what I told her. But most of guys will never be able to make this, same like climbing Zoncolan or Mortirolo or even Loze where Sagan tried not to be off time and needed gruppetto to help him. I much prefer this emotional game, much more interesting than having my ass licked, same than facing the steep is real climbing rather than curving from one side to the other. For my 10 climbing, when few times I gave up, sometimes raining and not enough grip in the very steep, I spent more than 20 days there since my first visit on August 2014 with BM 125 xd which couldn't go from some curves in second gear, but needed to put first gear when 230 power and I never saw anyone climbing in the steep to be able to climb in 1 hour from start in Ovaro, when I m one of the rare to climb straight when most curve on steeper than 20% and at least I m really on the field, not only drinking internet which is not the real truth and not only for this.

[Rocky V]

Your immune system are strong enough for the current virus. But I would have a backup plan.

Such as hospitalization or death.

The vaxxed people are training the virus to fight against human immunity. Sooner or later, this trained virus maybe deathly to your and my immune system.

That's exactly why Covid vaccines were developed and approved for use in humans, so that we can have an even more deadly virus soon! (I have no more faith in humanity. Asteroid, please, put us out of our misery!

[BigBuddy69]

The vaxxed people are training the virus to fight against human immunity. Sooner or later, this trained virus maybe deathly to your and my immune system.

Looks like covid damaged your brain, you're clearly hallucinating.

[PaulInZurich]

... I m pretty sure I will be faster than him alone with my 2 balls...

Next time you lie about your cycling, think less with your balls. But nobody will believe you, because your own words showed everybody your lies and delusions. You are below average even for the age group. Anybody who ever had a powermeter on his race bike is laughing his ass off about 150 W average power.

[PaulInZurich]

But no followers on my climbing, just here.

Nobody wants to follow a loser. Your ego blinded you to the fact that your time is below average even for your age group, that there are plenty of women much, much faster than you. And you still claim you would be faster than a triple world champion. How embarrassing. The Germans have a word for this, Fremdschaemen.

[Sirioja]

From https://www.climbbybike.com/climb/Monte-Zoncolan/36.

Monte Zoncolan. Ovaro 10.5 km long, 1210 meter climb, 11.5% average slope.

In the Review section, one guy said he did it in an hour, another guy in an hour and a half (but said he could probably do it again in 10-15 minutes less). Sirioja, who I believe has said he is 50+ years old, did it in an hour and a half. Sounds pretty impressive to me. What would your time be?

I'm fully sure they would not be able to turn legs in the steep when Zoncolan is around 2 kms flat on kilometers 2 to 3 and 9 to 10, so 1200 meters climbing in only 8. 5 kms and 2 kms are more than 19% average. They are just able to read on internet but I will never see them on the steep. My average speed was 7.5 alone only with my balls when Sagan needed gruppetto to push him in less difficult top of Loze at less than 6 km / h and I m pretty sure I will be faster than him alone with my 2 balls, but if they want to climb Loze with me, to laugh a bit. But no followers on my climbing, just here.

[NiteRiderCal]

I actually think I had it this summer. Had some fever for a day and a half. And then a month and a half with some dry caught and tiredness and sweating after gym or sex. With possibly mild fever again a few hours. Though I didn't check. The dry caught was when I felt something down in my lungs. So typical covid symptoms. Weak ass virus if you ask me. I did test negative twice on rapid test, but I still think it was covid. Tanning and taking vitamin the was clearly the medicine that helped the most. As well as fish oil of course. Since there are essential oils in that which helps in the vitamin the uptake.

Your immune system are strong enough for the current virus. But I would have a backup plan.

The vaxxed people are training the virus to fight against human immunity. Sooner or later, this trained virus maybe deathly to your and my immune system.

[PaulInZurich]

That makes an ascensional speed of around 800 m / hour. This is very decent but really far from a champion. Take part in any amateur event with this ascensional speed, you'll have to maintain it for at least 4 or 5 hours and you'll be far from the first places.

You are too nice with him. Those are at best cat 4 numbers and I wouldn't trust anything he says anyway. I mean he writes by far the most BS, it's just incredible. It's just funny that he thought 1 h30 is a great time and he wanted to brag with that.

Here another example.

Kate ... when I made her crying on our discovery at Sharks on April 2016 when she was in this business since 6 years, tears just with words and she never forgot words...

Kate was a real pro in the business, in the good sense of the word. And the old, little, shriveled up Mr 150 W made her cry. Riiiiiight.

[PaulInZurich]

1 h24 full effort for average speed 7.5 ... when Sagan was not much faster than 6 on top of Loze and I m sure I will be faster than him in few week ends.

LOL, I see, you already went from 1 h30 to 1 h24 the second time you tell yourself your story. Tell it a few more times and you will soon have the KOM. BTW, top time in Strava is T. Pinault with under 41 minutes, top woman is van Vleuten with 48 minutes. You need more than double the time, almost double than the fastest woman on Strava, this should put it in perspective for people not familiar with cycling how pedestrian your effort is. If Sagan is at any point slower, it is only because he chooses to go slow on a climb.

... I wonder how many not Italian or not belonging to a Italian team professionals climbed 8 times from Ovaro and twice from Sutrio?

There are 8000 people with entries for the Strava segment from all possible nationalities. Your time is bottom 40% for the age group. Let's not look at the overall statistics because it would be too embarrassing for you.

Bottom line is you have W / kg ratio of 2.7 - 2.8 based on your own numbers. That is a number for below average little trained amateur, you would be spit out the back on any climb in a cat 4 race. It just shows how delusional you are if you think a triple world champion has a worse W / kg than you. Assuming that you are human, the same physiology applies to you too. Endurance performance requires many years of constant dedication, your number are what I expected from somebody who does less than 1000 km per year.

I found it really funny that I said a long time ago that you probably have an FTP of 150 W just based on the amount of BS you were writing. Looking at Strava with your time and your weight, whaddaya know, you are around 150 W.

[BigBuddy69]

From https://www.climbbybike.com/climb/Monte-Zoncolan/36.

Monte Zoncolan. Ovaro 10.5 km long, 1210 meter climb, 11.5% average slope.

In the Review section, one guy said he did it in an hour, another guy in an hour and a half (but said he could probably do it again in 10-15 minutes less). Sirioja, who I believe has said he is 50+ years old, did it in an hour and a half. Sounds pretty impressive to me. What would your time be?

That makes an ascensional speed of around 800 m / hour. This is very decent but really far from a champion. Take part in any amateur event with this ascensional speed, you'll have to maintain it for at least 4 or 5 hours and you'll be far from the first places.

[PaulInZurich]

From https://www.climbbybike.com/climb/Monte-Zoncolan/36.

Monte Zoncolan. Ovaro 10.5 km long, 1210 meter climb, 11.5% average slope.

In the Review section, one guy said he did it in an hour, another guy in an hour and a half (but said he could probably do it again in 10-15 minutes less). Sirioja, who I believe has said he is 50+ years old, did it in an hour and a half. Sounds pretty impressive to me. What would your time be?

For somebody claiming to be better than an active triple world champion, this is very, very, very weak. Even in his age group, he would not be in the first 60% of recorded Strava times. The estimated 150 W average power is very low, consistent with an untrained recreational cyclist. Just the fact that he is very light saves him from being bottom of the barrel. Guys who climb at 6 km / h shouldn't say they climb better than Peter Sagan.

[Turgid]

Unfortunately, people without comorbidities can also get very sick!

Well Pistons did not get very sick so he must have a strong system.