Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Questner]

Preference poll: You've got exactly 7,000 BRL, all in and out, not more or less, to spend at 14 different venues (one girl, one fuck at each) in Rio. Amount spent at each venue may vary, but the total is 7,000. Name your list.

[Vagabundo1]

Two ISG members gave me a few PMs about issues of which we should all be aware.

One friend had his phone stolen while in his cab by a thief who snatched the device through an open window in Ipanema. Copa. The friend, a military man, gave chase for 5 blocks but lost the exchange. Lesson is keep the windows up. I also was the victim of an attempt by this type of grab, in Barra on Av das Americas in daylight, but I avoided losing my phone, perhaps due to my cat like reflexes, daily boxing regime, and the Swiss Naval Infantry Drones operating overhead (that last bit about the drones is of course pure bullshit).

Another friend was finishing up a session at VM, when the girl said the condom came lose and demanded money for some day after pill, and called in 3 guys. He did get out without losing property, but he had his credit card and 700 reais. Lesson is: don't take any more than necessary.

[Vagabundo1]

Senhor Sperto,

I have not heard of the Viper Retirement Visa. I can ask the HR staff at my school, who did mine (not a retirement Visa) on the advice of the staff from my country, Switzerland, oh Switzerland, whose embassy is there in Lapa too, albeit in kind of a sketchy area near Gloria, but close enough to the excellent LoveTime Motel.

One of my regulars, Midori, gets her tests for free at a UPA. She is a dead ringer for Midori. I love her bare pussy, and she gives up her ass with no problem. Obviously the hole has been widened well by the dicks of Rio. She holds down a VM post, but she also appears from time to time at trash casas like 116, and Club 13 near Uruguiana Metro. Midori and I went to a Barra upscale place to get STD tests, but they would not service her, a dark negra. Mandingoblack tells me we can find free negra pussy in Lapa, which I will have to put in more effort to get. Lapa can be dangerous especially at night, not to mention it is a shemale and gay area, but local mongers like Dante on GPArena write positively about it. Anyway, it is true that BBFSCIP in VM is risky, but getting a few regulars who get tested like Midori, who is selfishly interested in her own health, is a very possible thing.

Sitting outside 4 x4 deciding whether to go up to the sauna or to spend the 50 reais on 15 minutes of sex at 116 the other night, I saw that a college and military classmate had his first child. I am wondering for those on the board with kids and a family whether it is worth it. Vagabundo has his own opinions on the subject, but is interested in the views of other comrades.

Best.

Senhor Vababundo.

If senhor Vagabundo don't mind it would be interesting to know if you have any experience of Viper retirement visa. I ask because I've been talking about this subject with some friends for a while. If you can't share info about Viper, that's just fine.

[Member #4729]

Random photos of a couple of girls I banged this past summer. The one at the beach (Grumari) was a Monte Carlo who became my Namoradinha for a few weeks (not recommended, a costly and emotionally draining experience). The silicone girl was from T65 who insisted that I film her giving me a BJ.

Missing those Termas.

[Sperto]

That said, Senor Sperto is right, it is risky.

If senhor Vagabundo don't mind it would be interesting to know if you have any experience of Viper retirement visa. I ask because I've been talking about this subject with some friends for a while. If you can't share info about Viper, that's just fine.

[Vagabundo1]

I had a great pernoite with Geisha, a prive girl from centro on Friday night / Saturday. We are watching beasts of no nation. Here is a easy test for good Netflix picks -- black men with guns. 6 Underground was a winner for the same reason.

We fucked for upwards of 2 hours last night, and 2 hours this morning. Both times to Ana Foxxx Kink.com videos. Ana is so cute, and riding a nice bare black pussy to watching her tied up is a winner (though we also watched a white female cop fucked by a prison full of inmates, half of them black too). I played Felipe Ret -- the full albums, like 40 minutes, and 60 minutes.

For Trueblue, who I video messaged, I played Toby Keith, "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue."

As I write this, it is 14 h45.

She came at 21 h, on the metro from Iraja. She just had me pay $20 r for the taxi from Metro Jardim Oceanico. Wow, that is service.

She calls me Felipe Ret.

Oh, if you want to find ganja, go to the ganja coffee shop in Lapa on Rua Rezende. Do not ask Vagabundo for help with this. But you will find plenty of people there who will sell to you, upstairs in the coffee shop.

A wonderful pernoite.

Vagabundo is back to his daily workout of boxing, swimming, and lifting as of Friday.

[Vagabundo1]

1. PReP.

2. Go with girls who are tested, or start testing them at UPA (free). UPA is the free public health, like the UPP is the police pacificado.

That said, Senor Sperto is right, it is risky. But that 18 year old pussy and ass seemed to talk to me, like the Devil on the shoulder in Animal House, saying "fuck me, vagabundo, fuck me vagabundo" and I fucked that pussy, and it was good.

BBFS at VM sounds suicidal.

[Sperto]

What would you say the success rate is without the tests? I mean, is it anything like SE Asia? And would a fake test work?

BBFS at VM sounds suicidal.

[Xpartan]

Sadly my Rio Adventure has come to an end but here are my results:

Termas Visited:

Great report and great maiden voyage. Congrats!

[Vagabundo1]

Success rates at vm w / o tests is 90 pct.

For ethical reasons I will not answer about fake tests. You don't point a gun at something unless you want to destroy it.

What would you say the success rate is without the tests? I mean, is it anything like SE Asia? And would a fake test work?

[The Cane]

Thanks for the Restaurant listing. Will have to check it out if I can on my next visit. Always appreciate when someone posts a dining establishment. Good to Monger on a full stomach!

Or empty? I like to know about good restaurants too, but prefer to monger on a light to empty stomach and eat later. Works out better for me to be "hungry" when it's time to smash some tutes LOL!

[Egy Monger New]

4. There is an unlimited supply of BBFS / CIP girls at VM / 116/ centro prives; even at 4 x4, 65, solarium (bring your tests like Anaggie, and of course your cash).

What would you say the success rate is without the tests? I mean, is it anything like SE Asia? And would a fake test work?

[Nordico]

You can stay for 90 days, leave brasil for 1 day and then return and stay another 90 days. I know guys who go to Foz do Iguayou, stay the night in Argentina the head back to brasil the next day.

Maybe one has to stay overnight, because I checked my old passport and I didn't get 90 days when I crossed the border to Ciudad del Este and came back the same day.

[The Critic]

We went to VM today at 13 h. It was fine. I found a 18 year old, BBFSCIP, and got number. 90 reais.

Then we had lunch at Cais do Oriente in Praca XV. We went then to Darkroom.com.br, where my wingman found a girl.

We few, we happy few.

Thanks for the Restaurant listing. Will have to check it out if I can on my next visit. Always appreciate when someone posts a dining establishment. Good to Monger on a full stomach!

[Nordico]

You can stay for 90 days, leave brasil for 1 day and then return and stay another 90 days. I know guys who go to Foz do Iguayou, stay the night in Argentina the head back to brasil the next day.

Maybe one has to stay overnight, because I checked my old passport and I didn't get 90 days when I crossed the border to Ciudad del Este and came back the same day.