Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Weekends after 8 HK has the best tables around the main stage reserved for clients with bottle services. You have to buy a bottle from the bar if you want to sit at those prime tables. Most popular are the tall brown $300 Don Julio 1942, the square $150 Don Julio 70, $250 Macallan 15, or the cheapest $100 Vodka / Rum bottles.

Saturday night drove down with 2 wingmen, got to HK about 7 PM. I brought in a half-full Don Julio 1942 bottle a bro bought for $300 last weekend, with Azul's label on it, planning to finish it with the bros in the club. Reputable bars and clubs in the US would store unfinished bottles for clients, some keep them for years, sometimes even after the clients already died. Cruise ships with thousands clients would put away unfinished bottles and bring them out when requested.

Security let me talk to Felix the front desk guy. Felix is a good guy, always treats me like a brother. He called his boss on the phone. A floor manager came out to talk to us. He said there are just way too many clients and they have no facility to store bottles so HK never stored bottles for clients. Then he said may be they would let me bring in bottles if bought within a week. I told him the bottle was bought 2 nights ago, but he changed his story. Basically HK has no rules. They only want to extract as much money out of clients as possible. Finally I had to leave the the J 1942 bottle with Felix at the front desk. I had friends who brought their favorite bottles into hostess clubs in So Cal and paid steep corkage fees. But with HK, just forget about bringing your own booze, whatever corkage fees. HK would never consider any deal when hundreds guys try to get in the club and order bottles every weekend.

Mexican and local guys usually party in groups of 5 or 6 and easily drink their bottles to the last drops. Twice I found young Mexican guys sit by themselves in the club, ordered bottles of DJ 1942 then DJ 70 and drink them all up by themselves, plying me a few shots. These guys are heavy drinkers and are fun hehe. For the average clients, it's difficult for 1 or 2 guys to drink a whole bottle of 80 or 100-proof liquor in a single night. I can down 4 shots of DJ 1942 and feel OK but just 1 shot of McCallan 15 whiskey really slowed me down and gave me a high.

If you cannot finish your bottle, just take it home or back to the hotel at the end of the night. For guys who fly in, TSA would not allow any fluid in checked or carry-on luggage. Just drink it up with your chicas in Tijuana.

[Captain Solo]

StRobert,

Be careful with suggestions for crimes.

They may well be stings set up by nefarious DEA and FBI agents. If you want to keep your ass out of lots of legal hassles and prison, It's best to stay well away from anyone suggesting any crimes.

[Scbb1]

Can I keep passport and valuables and phone in there? The girl don't know the combination in anyway? Has anyone have their stuff stolen before from the safe? Has anyone actually used the safe before? Did it go okay?

I use the safes at Hotel Velario every time, Never had anything stolen. I will not stay in any Hotel that does not have a safe.

[Jackie888]

On one hand, HK chicas are really skinny with small hips and on at least one occasion a chica told me that her sexual fantasy was to fuck me in the ass (gracias, I declined). On the other hand, I have never seen a Trans inside HK. While HK human resources is very shitty considering their hiring of petty thieves as waiters, I find it difficult to imagine that a Trans can fool all of the other women, their women's intuition, and their gossiping nature. Women talk, and I doubt that a Trans can keep his cover for long before being outed.

Personally I do feel like the Trans are pushing the boundaries as the one working right outside the Motel Izbia entrance is now permanently stationed. I don't know about anyone else, but I always noticed that the bone structure on the skull of a Trans person is more prominent. Thicker, bigger, bigger forehead, bigger jaw, bigger nose. And that they are unusually tall for a Mexican. Kind of like the Adelitas MILFs now. LOL.

[Member #4730]

You are real? Is it some kind of provocation? The first timer to Tijuana asks on the internet how to smuggle drugs into Mexico is beyond belief. Dude big. No No. Tijuana and US jails are packed with people like you.

While he is at it, I'd like for him to bring my glocks, Ak-47, vepr12 shotgun, and ammo. I'll give you a good fee for the transport service. Hehe

You can find trannies on Revolution if that is your thing. I was with a regular and noticed some women with deep voices and thinking why are they dressed like women.

[StRobert]

How can I bring ecstasy and Xanax? Isn't Xanax a legal precipitously drug in both United States and Mexico? Will I be okay taking Xanax across the border into Mexico? Is Xanax legal to bring since it's a prescription drug? And I know there's been plenty of people who bring drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. How to do it? Or is it not worth it because of the drug dogs? Has anyone bought over illegal drugs? Or never because there's dogs? If you did, how did you do so?

You are real? Is it some kind of provocation? The first timer to Tijuana asks on the internet how to smuggle drugs into Mexico is beyond belief. Dude big. No No. Tijuana and US jails are packed with people like you.

[StRobert]

I don't know I find it hard to believe. I mean I know the whole area outside on the streets has trans girls. The Hawaii bar and one on revolucion has them. Its hard to imagine HK having them. Unless it was going to be a separate room to clearly identify this room is for trans. I remember on 42st nyc when I was 20 one peep show building had. A strip show live and then it starts and I realize oh crap this is a trans show LOL. I got a dick swinging in my face. Give the Tijuana trans woman credit though a lot dress better and exercise better than the woman. I see them walking back to revolucion and tip them a dollar for looking good and not mugging me.

I was in Amsterdam in the Red Light District (before Covid) The windows with red light in the window were normal women. But the blue light in the window was she-males. (around the street called Bloedstraat). Only blue light, otherwise no additional information. If a foreign tourist, often drunk and stoned, doesn't know that, then he has a blowjob with a she-male. Hehehe! Especially that they looked very sexy and absolutely like normal women.

[OrganicAlo]

How can I bring ecstasy and Xanax? Isn't Xanax a legal precipitously drug in both United States and Mexico? Will I be okay taking Xanax across the border into Mexico? Is Xanax legal to bring since it's a prescription drug? And I know there's been plenty of people who bring drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. How to do it? Or is it not worth it because of the drug dogs? Has anyone bought over illegal drugs? Or never because there's dogs? If you did, how did you do so?

I was really drunk one time and crossed back into the US with a bag of blow LOL.

Just get a pair of boxer briefs that have the little pocket under your nuts, put whatever in there and walk across.

[Dogers69]

If I put them in my backpack in a cigarette pack, will it be okay? Has anyone bought joints and blunts and weed across the border? Are there dogs? Are there x-rays when crossing from San Diego to Mexico. I'm planning on throwing everything away on the way back to the USA. Just need to get the weed across from San Diego to Mexico.

1 joint in backpack 2 months ago, by accident. Neither the Mexican dog. Which was 10 feet away or the us dog which was 6 inches away sniffed it. I even lowered my bag for him to sniff it as I didn't know I had weed in it at the time.

[Dogers69]

So how would you feel if on a drunken dimly lit night, you found out that you had been with a post op tranny.

Well, it happened to me. 2018, I was on a mission for a fat fake ass for the first time. I found him or her I thought. She / he stood by the center table next to the main stage. She normally stands by the center table next to the main stage if he she is not hanging around the main stage. Something was off that night. Angle was awkward in k9, maybe it was the fake ass. In mish, he she covered up the front public area. I might recall not seeing any lips or a clit. Just A smooth slit it looked like in the red light. This tranny still works here. Told my wingmen about it that night, I said it just felt weird. I joked it was a tranny. 3 years later, present day. My wingman confirmed. He was seeing a regular who hung out with some g a ys and trannys. And he said guess who hangs out them, your tranny girl. LOL. I asked, why is your girl hanging out with them also?

Not my cup of coffee or Tea, but they are there. Post op trannys inside HK. The number is 5 about that I know of. They are friends and hang out together. Not too sure if its a good idea to post a pic of these guys turned girls on here, because they will surely trace where it came from. And I still would like to enjoy my time at Hk without the consequences of posting that pic. Might be a market for this, trannies. . I'm looking for natural girls from noq on, see section marks and post pregnancy fat from now on to avoid the swit chero.

By choice, I wouldn't go for a tran. But it could happen to anyone, after a couple of drinks and dim lights. Surely crossed tranny off my list unknowingly. Damn.

I don't know I find it hard to believe. I mean I know the whole area outside on the streets has trans girls. The Hawaii bar and one on revolucion has them. Its hard to imagine HK having them. Unless it was going to be a separate room to clearly identify this room is for trans. I remember on 42st nyc when I was 20 one peep show building had. A strip show live and then it starts and I realize oh crap this is a trans show LOL. I got a dick swinging in my face. Give the Tijuana trans woman credit though a lot dress better and exercise better than the woman. I see them walking back to revolucion and tip them a dollar for looking good and not mugging me.

[Uty5577]

Can I keep passport and valuables and phone in there? The girl don't know the combination in anyway? Has anyone have their stuff stolen before from the safe? Has anyone actually used the safe before? Did it go okay?

[Uty5577]

This is a bad idea. They put your belongings through x ray and there are police dogs. I wouldn't risk my freedom that carelessly. If you absolutely must bring weed, a pen might be the easiest. And from when you leave the jack in the box parking to being inside HK is less than 20 minutes if there's no wait at crossing. Only times I've seen a line is weekends at peak times. You can google border wait times for more accuracy.

How can I bring ecstasy and Xanax? Isn't Xanax a legal precipitously drug in both United States and Mexico? Will I be okay taking Xanax across the border into Mexico? Is Xanax legal to bring since it's a prescription drug? And I know there's been plenty of people who bring drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. How to do it? Or is it not worth it because of the drug dogs? Has anyone bought over illegal drugs? Or never because there's dogs? If you did, how did you do so?

[Captain Solo]

Grggy.

That movie is a very good one, showing the hard life of narco trafficos in realistic and gritty details. Recommended.

[Gregyyr]

Just a little humor about taking care of her kids. I was inspired by this guy in the movie "El Infierno," pumping a woman first time, huffing, puffing, telling her he would take care of her kids. Hehe.
Only retards take everything literally and have no sense of humor. The bros are smart and know how conduct themselves. They don't need pre-school instructions.
May not be credible in the first but by the third meeting she would probably want to hear it.

Watched the trailer and it looks good. Then found it on YouTube for free but no subtitles and watched a bit. Going to rent it thru Amazon with subtitles as it looks great with a good amount of satire which I love in films.

https://www.amazon.com/El-Infierno-E...=1&keywords=el+infierno&qid=1633792215&sprefix=El+Infierno%2 Caps%2 C229&sr=8-1.

G.

[PokerLover11]

Sorry to hear this happened to you bro. Very discouraging. There should be laws against this kind of shit. Don't know what HK is thinking allowing trannies to work there. If for no other reason than to protect the tranny. Things could very easily get violent in the room if the wrong guy finds out he got deceived.

I always take a good look at the goods so it probably wouldn't happen to me but that kind of anger who knows how bad the beating would be.