Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

I went to barrabella. Some cute girls in lobby. But too windy and close to beach. Also right on busy beach road. Anyone who knows beach property knows you do not want to be right on the beach.

On the plus side for barrabella it is on the 309 city bus line to botafogo and centro.

There were no units available for monthly until after new years.

My conclusion is mediterrâneo / Transamerica is much better for me. Very calm pool. Safe. Very, very safe.

[HoyaDay]

Although this might be the case the airlines are usually slow to adapt to these rules. I'm leaving soon with a pcr test. The airline will deny you boarding if you don't have one.

Update Copa Air just released antigen test as acceptable to board plane and enter Brazil.

[Vagabundo1]

I am vasco because in my experience the most beautiful girls are vasco. I can post some pics.

That said one of my all time faves was flamengo, and she literally stalked and hated my other girl at the time, who was vasco. Unfortunately, I never had a dupla with them. The key to a dupla is to put one girl in charge of the other (see kink.com training films). That would have been fun. I find it very helpful to have one girl wear a vasco shirt, and the other a flamengo shirt, and then to put the vasco girl in charge of the flamengo girl, using a leash and even a strap on.

Nia Nacci put on a strap on and we double penetrated Nina Deponca in the Motel Serrano in Largo do Machado.

We need to do that again.

Speaking of which there are new negras at 18 year old in the prives in Largo do Machado.

As for your question, that is all I know. Haha.

Vagabundo, are you sure the generalization Vascanos are the team of the lower class and super violent holds reliably true? Flamengo seems to be very popular in Rocinha and other favelas. In fact, Flamengo opened a store for the Rubro-Negro in Rocinha. There was recently an interesting Flamengo presentation on Morro Dois Irmos (Two Brothers Mountain) above Rocinha.

https://extra.globo.com/esporte/flam...-24898785.html

When in Rio, you can expect Flamenguistas and Vascanos to denigrate each other and call each other killers, criminals, thugs, et cetera. It's all part of the fun.

[Vagabundo1]

Bubba Boy's Guide. Must Reading for 1st timers.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...ighlight=bubba+boy+guide#post2569514.

[Vagabundo1]

FAQ. Centro or Botafogo?

Q: thinking about copacabana for tourist things prives. Or would centro or botafogo be the better option?

A: The best place in Rio is Botafogo. Look for apartments as near as Hotel Panda, the best love motel (along with Bambina) as possible. The best address is the Verandas Sao Clemente, Rua Sao Clemente 114, with a veranda overlooking the Rua Bambina side, which has a hostel which plays live music long into the night, which is a great ambiance for women. I priced on of the apt hotels next to Panda and it was $5000 r all in for a apartment with 2 bedrooms, and a cute veranda which had a view of Cristo. This is like classified but the best non pros are at the catholic university in Gavea which is an easy bus ride from Rua Sao Clemente, so if you're a guy with some real game, go there and take your shot at the non pro lottery -- those are girls you would actually want to marry, as they have family money, brains, looks (the most beautiful women in the world are in Rio, and the most beautiful women in Rio are, as everywhere, catholic college girls; sorry, but the Jewish chicks at the temple out in Barra are not as good, haha).

That said for pure fuck logistics, staying at the aforementioned Hotel Atlantico Tower is best for fuck fuck fucking as it is 2 blocks from 4 x 4, a ton of centro casas, and the best casa, IMHO, Clube 116 (rua the conceceiao 116).

[Vagabundo1]

Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, Swiss Naval Intelligence, Retired, and now the Station Chief of the Central Hoaring Agency office in Rio risked his life today to take the attached pictures of possible hoar talent:

Two probable hoars waiting for cabs, cute, not approached.

A super nice branca bunda who reported that she was married, but smiled and asked "is that a banana in your shorts or are you just happy to meet me" and is now sitting on my dick with her asshole after having some red wine and weed. That last bit may or may not be a fantasy, but she had a great ass.

[WyattEarp]

Most of the criminals are vasco the gama -- the team of the lower class, super violent. And also ironically the most blue blood, upper upper class patricinha, original Portuguese (vasco was Portuguese of course, read your history),...........

Vagabundo, are you sure the generalization Vascaínos are the team of the lower class and super violent holds reliably true? Flamengo seems to be very popular in Rocinha and other favelas. In fact, Flamengo opened a store for the Rubro-Negro in Rocinha. There was recently an interesting Flamengo presentation on Morro Dois Irmãos (Two Brothers Mountain) above Rocinha.

https://extra.globo.com/esporte/flam...-24898785.html

When in Rio, you can expect Flamenguistas and Vascaínos to denigrate each other and call each other killers, criminals, thugs, et cetera. It's all part of the fun.

[Nordico]

You can always bring a girl back with you. I have done so a few times. Women in Immigration will give you the hairy eyeball and may even delay you, but stand your ground.

Once I brought home a yeast infection. It was relatively cheap because I was happily divorced already.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo is staying in Rio because trueblue is coming into town. We will catch up with Jimmyboy in Brazil again in January. Until then fair winds and following seas. Jimmyboy is a logistical genius who recommended hotel Atlántico tower, and sticks to Clínicas / prives for the best value trading in bunda.

[Vagabundo1]

Centro hotel.

The go to centro hotel is Hotel Atlantico Tower, Rua Visconde de Inhuama 95, at the intersection of Rio Branco.

http://atlanticotower.com.br/

If you need a Good, affordable hotel for a night or two when you first arrive to to hotel atlântico tower, rua Visconde de inhuama 95. It is 400 meters from 4 x4. Cost is like 100 reais a night. Then go in person to Av Gastão Sengés 395 and rent a room for a month, ask for Rafael. But you can go at 9 am and always find landlords who are renting monthly. In the same trip you could also go to Barrabella and ask to visit rooms. As I said, the barrabella may be one of the new Hoartels in Barra.

The website for Transamerica (now Mediterraneo Condo) is.

https://www.associacaomediterraneo.com/

Av Gastao Senges 395.

The website for Barrabella is.

http://www.barraleme.com/hoteis/Barr...barrabella.htm

Av. Lúcio Costa, 4700 - Barra the Tijuca. RJ.

Both Transamerica / mediterraneo and Barrabella come up on bookings.com, etc.

These are both at Barra posto 6.

At Barra Posto 1, a recommended residence is.

ksportal.com.br

The relative merits of P1 v P6 are that P1 is right on the metro so you can walk there and take the Metro. P6 is more removed, and according to some locals, the best part of Barra in all aspects (which I agree with). P1 is also where the excellent terma Perola Negra is located, along with the excellent socializing area Olegario Maciel.

I agree it's better to stay in Centro however the quality of those hotels had a lot of negative reviews. Can't be beat for the price though.

[Vagabundo1]

If you need a Good, affordable hotel for a night or two when you first arrive to to hotel Atlántico tower, rua Visconde de inhuama 95. It is 400 meters from 4 x4. Cost is like 100 reais a night. Then go in person to Av Gastão Sengés 395 and rent a room for a month, ask for Rafael.

[Vagabundo1]

Orgy with Monique and Seka, what you should bring back from Rio.

The best mongers I know have brought back girls to their home countries.

I also recommend, in more or less order:

A vasco the gama soccer shirt. You can get one at metro uruguiana for 70 r (fake), or you can go to get a real one at the san januiaro stadium. It is also your single best security measure.

You can also get a flashlight with a taser, it is a little shop on av Gomes Freire 367 or nearby. I will look up the card. You walk down the street (Gomes Freire) from sheik hotel towards ave mem de sa. You see the main police station on your right, and this tactica place up on a second floor across the street. You can also get patches like BOPE etc. I opted to get the civil police patch, but they have cool stuff. That flashlight with a taser is a good self defense / non lethal item. The sound of a electric shock will help scare away most attackers. Some buddies who were with me were concerned they could not get it back into their countries and did not get it. Ready players 2 and 3 did get one. Those dudes were by far the best wingmen I have had.

There is a uniform shop near 1 distrito naval which has military gear. You can get things like fusileiro naval wallet, or all kinds of similar gear. Again, is good cultural camo to blend in. They won't sell you things like a Brazil military pattern utility uniform. They will sell you things like a Brazilian marine corps upper and lower track suit, which I am considering. I have bought too much shit. In the swiss naval infantry, I was what was known as a gear fag, but the right gear is a good thing. The key to security in rio is just getting past that first 15 seconds of identification friend or foe. Most of the criminals are vasco the gama -- the team of the lower class, super violent. And also ironically the most blue blood, upper upper class patricinha, original Portuguese (vasco was Portuguese of course, read your history), who in my experience are the hottest girls you actually want to impregnate so their long vested shares of stocks like Vale and Petrobras can take care of your gringo ass in the lifestyle to which you will be become accustomed in their private new years eve house parties in coastal niteroi across from the Copacabana fireworks on new years eve -- that's where you want to breed blond vasco girls haha.

Vagabundo went to a orgy tonight where Monique was gang banged by a bunch of locals who like the negra bunda, while Vagabundo fucked the blond seka, as well as a few more of her social circle of 29 ish MILFish friends. The white women were made to eat out the negra as a appetizer. Oh my, Vagabundo even brought his rosary, and we prayed for sympathy for the devil.

You can always bring a girl back with you. I have done so a few times. Women in Immigration will give you the hairy eyeball and may even delay you, but stand your ground.

For you other questions, check tourist oriented sites. I ate at a floating restaurant in Ilha Grande that was very good. Do not recall any others off the top of my head. There is a small island an hour ferry ride off the coast of Rio.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paquet%C3%A1_Island

That is a nice day trip.

[The Cane]

The Cane, what is the name / brand of this universal adapter? It looks like a great device. Thanks.

There are several brands that offer essentially the same thing. I bought mine through Amazon where you can search around for the kind of features and price range that you want, plus read reviews. Here's an example: https://www.amazon.com/Adapter-World.../dp/B01DJ140LQ. I bought a more expensive one than this one to get additional USB ports. These days every international monger should own a universal plug adapter offering multiple USB ports and surge protection!

[Exec Talent]

What do you recommend bringing back from Brazil?

Is there anything cheap their that would be worthwhile bringing back to Canada?

How about ATM / bank situation? Any advice?

Any hotel or restaurant recommendations near Copacabana? (nicer hotel with a view of the beach and girl friendly).

Any tours you recommend or to avoid?

Any boat rides / dinners worthwhile? I saw there is a floating restaurant but the food isn't good.

You can always bring a girl back with you. I have done so a few times. Women in Immigration will give you the hairy eyeball and may even delay you, but stand your ground.

For you other questions, check tourist oriented sites. I ate at a floating restaurant in Ilha Grande that was very good. Do not recall any others off the top of my head. There is a small island an hour ferry ride off the coast of Rio.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paquet%C3%A1_Island

That is a nice day trip.

[WyattEarp]

When I travel overseas, I always pack my trusty universal plug adapter (similar to the one pictured) that I can use pretty much anywhere in the world I go to. It's a beautiful thing. Besides the plugs for the different countries / regions, it has several USB ports, and I can use it to charge my devices too. Just love it, and it's one of the very best travel items I ever purchased. Now, the only country where I have not been able to use it is in Argentina where they have this funky kind of outlet not found anywhere else that I know of. I thought it was the same as Australia's, but the Australia plug on my "cube" didn't work. But no problem! I also travel with an adapter I bought specifically made for Argentina. So it's all good!

The Cane, what is the name / brand of this universal adapter? It looks like a great device. Thanks.