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Cohones
Originally Posted by Jackie888
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Tell them you went to the clubs to meet hot Mexican women. Invite them to come along next time to be your wingman. If the CBP is a female, tell her you stopped at church on the way home and have already done your confession.
LOL; best post I've seen in a long time! REALLY want to try this next time (if I have the cohones for it).
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Originally Posted by ScatManDoo
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Every time I am asked "What did you do in Mexico?
I always reply "Spending time with the chicas".
Never an issue, although I tend to get chuckles from the male border agents.
And pained frowns from the female agents.
It was kind of funny, years ago the CBP dog hit on me when I was headed to walk into Mexico. Supposedly they are looking for 10 K or more dollars leaving the USA The dog was very interested in my right front pocket. The agents then conducted a search in that pocket they found about 40 to 50 $1 bills. The male agent gave me a wink and a" I know where you are headed " and sent me on my way saying have fun. And the female agent who seemed new and being trained stood there clueless.
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Originally Posted by StRobert
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Hong Kong, Adelita club is a very good answer. I often say I was in a Hong Kong club, had 1-2 beers and watched the show on stage. Nothing is illegal here. Dude we're not in North Korea. (but don't say chica name, Cascadas hotel room number, how much did you pay for sex etc because that's too much information hehehe). Also good answer dinner in a restaurant eg Caesar's, LOS Panchos on Av. Revolucion or at Zona Norte restaurant Azul or Montecarlo. Very often, a CBP officer does not ask anything.
The CBP officer asked me if I had a good time. I answered "yes" and that was it haha!
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Originally Posted by ThatGuy23
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I mean, I guess I'd want to err on the side of telling the truth, like, "I went to Hong Kong. ".
What did you do there?
"Saw a lot of beautiful dancers. ".
Anything else?
"Had some drinks. ".
They are probably not going to flat out ask, "Did you fuck any?
Hong Kong, Adelita club is a very good answer. I often say I was in a Hong Kong club, had 1-2 beers and watched the show on stage. Nothing is illegal here. Dude we're not in North Korea. (but don't say chica name, Cascadas hotel room number, how much did you pay for sex etc because that's too much information hehehe). Also good answer dinner in a restaurant eg Caesar's, LOS Panchos on Av. Revolucion or at Zona Norte restaurant Azul or Montecarlo. Very often, a CBP officer does not ask anything.
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Originally Posted by ThatGuy23
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I mean, I guess I'd want to err on the side of telling the truth, like, "I went to Hong Kong. ".
What did you do there?
"Saw a lot of beautiful dancers. ".
Anything else?
"Had some drinks. ".
They are probably not going to flat out ask, "Did you fuck any?
Where are you going, Mr. Phord?
Home to BFE.
What were you doing in Mexico, Mr. Phord?
Visiting my girlfriend.
Thanks, have a nice day.
It's as simple as that. They don't care what you did. They are looking for "tells." Sweating, nervousness, body language indicating you're lying or hiding something. They are not the morality police and you could tell them you were banging h0's and there's nothing they could / would do about it. But just keep it simple. Visiting GF. Visiting friends. Sightseeing. They won't ask names.
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Originally Posted by ThatGuy23
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I mean, I guess I'd want to err on the side of telling the truth, like, "I went to Hong Kong. ".
What did you do there?
"Saw a lot of beautiful dancers. ".
Anything else?
"Had some drinks. ".
They are probably not going to flat out ask, "Did you fuck any?
Luke Powell says he makes it a point of saying that he was banging hookers if he gets a female CBP officer asking him what he was doing in Mexico. So there's that. YMMV.
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Originally Posted by ClownDays
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You can tell them whatever you want, just don't lie, because lying to a federal officer is an offense. Tell them you were partying downtown- they hear it all day and know exactly where you were and what you were likely doing, so don't be bashful. If they ask for more details, tell them you went to HK.
Just don't bring back anything you aren't supposed to. Remember that while some stuff might be legal in certain States or Over The Counter in Mexico, if it's illegal Federally or considered a controlled substance, bringing it across could get you in trouble. Same goes for taking stuff into Mexico. Just don't.
If you are a US Citizen they cannot deny you re-entry into the US. They can give you all kinds of shit, and send you to secondary, but they cannot deny entry back into your own country. So long as you are not breaking any laws on re-entry, they'll eventually cut you loose. Bring proper ID and you'll be fine.
I mean, I guess I'd want to err on the side of telling the truth, like, "I went to Hong Kong. ".
What did you do there?
"Saw a lot of beautiful dancers. ".
Anything else?
"Had some drinks. ".
They are probably not going to flat out ask, "Did you fuck any?
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Every time I am asked "What did you do in Mexico?
I always reply "Spending time with the chicas".
Never an issue, although I tend to get chuckles from the male border agents.
And pained frowns from the female agents.
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Be careful
Originally Posted by BrotherMouzone
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It literally doesn't matter what you say honestly, as long as it's nothing illegal and you're not bringing anything into the USA That you're not supposed to be bringing in. I usually just say I was on a short vacation and say I went to a bunch of different places in Tijuana while I was there if they want me to elaborate. Like Playas, Zona Rio, Zona Norte, etc. (which is usually actually the truth). But it really doesn't matter what you say, they're not going to do anything. You could actually tell them you were at Hong Kong fucking prostitutes the entire weekend. There's nothing they can do about that (though I've never actually told them that LOL).
So many people are bringing Ivermectin across right now, I have been doing it since May 2020 but now they are trying to confiscate it even though it is over the counter, whatever you do, only say it is for personal use.
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Originally Posted by ThatGuy23
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Do the border guards grill you? What do you say when they ask why you were in Mexico, and where you went?
You can tell them whatever you want, just don't lie, because lying to a federal officer is an offense. Tell them you were partying downtown- they hear it all day and know exactly where you were and what you were likely doing, so don't be bashful. If they ask for more details, tell them you went to HK.
Just don't bring back anything you aren't supposed to. Remember that while some stuff might be legal in certain States or Over The Counter in Mexico, if it's illegal Federally or considered a controlled substance, bringing it across could get you in trouble. Same goes for taking stuff into Mexico. Just don't.
If you are a US Citizen they cannot deny you re-entry into the US. They can give you all kinds of shit, and send you to secondary, but they cannot deny entry back into your own country. So long as you are not breaking any laws on re-entry, they'll eventually cut you loose. Bring proper ID and you'll be fine.
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Originally Posted by ThatGuy23
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Do the border guards grill you? What do you say when they ask why you were in Mexico, and where you went?
It literally doesn't matter what you say honestly, as long as it's nothing illegal and you're not bringing anything into the USA That you're not supposed to be bringing in. I usually just say I was on a short vacation and say I went to a bunch of different places in Tijuana while I was there if they want me to elaborate. Like Playas, Zona Rio, Zona Norte, etc. (which is usually actually the truth). But it really doesn't matter what you say, they're not going to do anything. You could actually tell them you were at Hong Kong fucking prostitutes the entire weekend. There's nothing they can do about that (though I've never actually told them that LOL).
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Originally Posted by ThatGuy23
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Do the border guards grill you? What do you say when they ask why you were in Mexico, and where you went?
Tell them you went to the clubs to meet hot Mexican women. Invite them to come along next time to be your wingman. If the CBP is a female, tell her you stopped at church on the way home and have already done your confession.
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What to say at border
Do the border guards grill you? What do you say when they ask why you were in Mexico, and where you went?
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Originally Posted by Phordphan
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Relax. One guy comes on the board and claims there was a trans in HK and everybody loses their shit. The bars screen the girls who are employed. There are gay bars in Tijuana, and most are trans-friendly. There is little need for a trans to try to fake their way into HK or AB or wherever, and then try to fool some drunk gringo into taking them upstairs. Only bad things would come of that.
I can confirm these girls do not need HK. In fact they'd probably make less at HK if they were an born female woman. I stay at the revolucion hotels. These women make good money. Dudes come in and pay fornsex and leave. Sometimes they do out call. I wake up to leave at 7 am and they are in lobby just getting back from a night of banging. They do not need to trick anyone the demand for transsexuals is very high because some I've seen for years tell me they fly into Tijuana every couple months. Then take off for other places in Mexico and just go online and bang more men wherever they go. Also if you can find a trans girl who can trick you into thinking she's a natural born female. That would have to be cream of the crop. Like 1 in 40 of trans woman. At that point you might as well follow through.
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Originally Posted by CaptainSolo
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She's a sweet and horny girl, said will be working a month in Tijuana.
Why you have to wait until Thanksgiving?
Come on over and partake all these hot girls.
You have a point. Just new to GDL when I make it up there so so could be good to have a number or two etc. I realize half the fun can be the discovery of the unknown or new etc.
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