Cali Reports

[MarkWil92]

I've been thinking of just getting a whole lot of American $1 bills and navigate w / those or should I convert to COP. Any suggestions?

[MarkWil92]

A careful read of the board will tell you EVERYTHING you need to know. Although there's casa's dotted around the city the biggest concerntration is on the Grenada / Las Americas barrios right near Centro district. There's like 5 in a three block radius of The Grenada excecutive suites and Chipichape Mall is mere blocks away from there. If you want street meat decent street meat can be had in the San Nicolas barrio where El Rey, San Senaro (sp) and Bar La 20 is. Again Bar La 20 is on Google maps, Uber and In Driver literally walk around the block and you'll find Street walkers and the three mentioned clubs.

One of the most well known Casas in Town Dr. Amor is litterally three blocks from Las Americas station also on Google Maps and the ride hailing apps..

TD I appreciate you. I've just read through a few past pages. Just booked an Airbnb in Granada. Should be all good now! I plan on hitting Bar La 20 & San Senaro.

[MarkWil92]

I definitely would not go to one that advertises to foreigners unless you are ready for a good fucking.

LOL! I'm scheduled and book with my dentist already, & trust me I did extensive research on her and her patients from America. She's legit!

[Mr Enternational]

As far as the dental shit there's many Dental shops who can do a teeth cleaning to fixing several rows of shark teeth. There's is one dentist near me you says she graduated from NYU school of dentistry If I were getting extensive work done that's where I would go.

I definitely would not go to one that advertises to foreigners unless you are ready for a good fucking.

[Triple Darknes]

I'm sorry, I'm new bro. What do I have to do to get TD or Junior's #? I will be in need of some great bob Marley as well. I arrive 11/27.

A careful read of the board will tell you EVERYTHING you need to know. Although there's casa's dotted around the city the biggest concerntration is on the Grenada / Las Americas barrios right near Centro district. There's like 5 in a three block radius of The Grenada excecutive suites and Chipichape Mall is mere blocks away from there. If you want street meat decent street meat can be had in the San Nicolas barrio where El Rey, San Senaro (sp) and Bar La 20 is. Again Bar La 20 is on Google maps, Uber and In Driver literally walk around the block and you'll find Street walkers and the three mentioned clubs.

One of the most well known Casas in Town Dr. Amor is litterally three blocks from Las Americas station also on Google Maps and the ride hailing apps.

YOU DON"T REALLY NEED A GUIDE! If you choose to use one you can but you don't need one. The guide shit got statrted because someone wanted to help out a buddy.

But if you want someone to literally show you around then only one guy could pick you up. Only one guy is the plug for Bob Marley.

As far as the dental shit there's many Dental shops who can do a teeth cleaning to fixing several rows of shark teeth. There's is one dentist near me you says she graduated from NYU school of dentistry If I were getting extensive work done that's where I would go.

Any other information the PM's are open.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[MarkWil92]

Dude,

You have to get a sub and open the back door in order for TD to send you phone numbers. Just take care of TD and he will return the favor. I would say since this is my first time in Colombia, the slow place of Cali (along with TD showing me around) has made this a very soft landing for the non-Spanish speaker. Prices are unbelievably cheap. Tinder has also been very good for me. So much so that I have not had to do the casa thing so much, but I need to check more of them out. On Tinder just put up your bait pics and wait for fish to bite. Go for the under 30 chicas. Over 30 wants to play the long game and get a novio. TD has a lady boss that provides him, and now provides for me, pics of local chicas in the 5, 6 range that can come to your place. I had a great massage and decent full service at Katmandu in the South. Chica had great tits and good attitude. Am a long time Asia monger and it's great to finally shag women with fuller figures rather than petite Pinays.

I'm sorry, I'm new bro. What do I have to do to get TD or Junior's #? I will be in need of some great bob Marley as well. I arrive 11/27.

[MarkWil92]

First of all do you even need a guide? That depends. Do you speak Spanish? Do you have experience mongering overseas? Have you been to Colombia before? Can you carefully RTFF and follow instructions? If you answered yes to any of these questions you don't need a guide.

You can fire up Uber right now and look up Clinica Dr. Amor or Bar La veinte and Uber or google maps will show you the address with opening times. Dr. Amor is open in the day and athough Bar la veinte is open in the daytime too it's primarily open at night.

Then these mileroticos.com Photoprepagos.com and Skokka.com Those sites are mainly for one chica casas. However during the lockdown period I found that a lot of these places weren't open and basically they're one chica casa places.

If that doesn't work for you there's the dating apps. Tinder, Colombian Cupid and Tagged. Now you have to mine hard but you can score semi pros with ease on those sites. But don't get afraid to triple book them because Colombians are flaky as hell and might not show or not agree to fuck and semi's tend to demand condoms for head and they will usually leave after one nut.

Why you'd need a guide? If you're short on time and want to maximize your fucking or pay the cheapest prices for pussy that's where a guide comes in handy. For example literally I was hanging out with Naked Guns and Bayboy today and although I already knew about Plaza Caicedo I didn't know about San Senero which is right around the corner from Bar La Viente. San Senaro (not sure of the spelling) is basically a budget Bar 20 you take a step down in quality of girls mabye there's 4's and 5's with some 7's spinkled in but it's around 50 K a shot as opposed to Bar 20's 7's 8's and 9's who start at around 80 K There's several other bars with back rooms in the area and it's 50 to 60 with 4's and 5's so pick your poision..

Trip, this was amazing. Thank you. I will be PM'ing you soon. Thanks again! Great detail.

[MarkWil92]

I understand that the place where you are staying is about a hour away from the action by bus.

Yes that is true, about 30-45 min by taxi / driver. I'm going on this trip for dental tourism, and I can't rent a car. Jesus said he'd pick me up though. No problem. I just want to have a good time while being as safe as possible.

[Triple Darknes]

First of all do you even need a guide? That depends. Do you speak Spanish? Do you have experience mongering overseas? Have you been to Colombia before? Can you carefully RTFF and follow instructions? If you answered yes to any of these questions you don't need a guide.

You can fire up Uber right now and look up Clinica Dr. Amor or Bar La veinte and Uber or google maps will show you the address with opening times. Dr. Amor is open in the day and athough Bar la veinte is open in the daytime too it's primarily open at night.

Then these mileroticos.com Photoprepagos.com and Skokka.com Those sites are mainly for one chica casas. However during the lockdown period I found that a lot of these places weren't open and basically they're one chica casa places.

If that doesn't work for you there's the dating apps. Tinder, Colombian Cupid and Tagged. Now you have to mine hard but you can score semi pros with ease on those sites. But don't get afraid to triple book them because Colombians are flaky as hell and might not show or not agree to fuck and semi's tend to demand condoms for head and they will usually leave after one nut.

Why you'd need a guide? If you're short on time and want to maximize your fucking or pay the cheapest prices for pussy that's where a guide comes in handy. For example literally I was hanging out with Naked Guns and Bayboy today and although I already knew about Plaza Caicedo I didn't know about San Senero which is right around the corner from Bar La Viente. San Senaro (not sure of the spelling) is basically a budget Bar 20 you take a step down in quality of girls mabye there's 4's and 5's with some 7's spinkled in but it's around 50 K a shot as opposed to Bar 20's 7's 8's and 9's who start at around 80 K There's several other bars with back rooms in the area and it's 50 to 60 with 4's and 5's so pick your poision.

That's also the area with the main street meat stroll again you can catch a 4,5.6 in quality Vennie for 40 to 50 K.

All these places are relatively near each other in the Grenada and San Nicolas areas.

I have used Jesus and Junior. Either one can guide you to pussy. Jesus is an older down on his luck guy who absolutely NEEDS your money. He did find the El Rey brothel around the corner from Bar 20 with 7,8,and the occasional 9 going for 50 to 60 K. Jesus knows the San Nicolas area well I think he "lives' around there. If you're an extreme budget monger Jesus will corral you low bottom skanks no problem. But Jesus is going to upcharge the hell out of you for the delivery. He will attempt will wait right there so that he can get the tip for bringing the girl the and the cab fee back and forth. He will ask to clean your airbnb for you. Again It because he absolutely needs the money to survive.

If you're willing to spend a little more money Junior can take you to every high class casa and strip club in the city. He can even drive you there with notice. Junior is a married man and a life of the party type. He makes friends easily. He's at home in a regular salsa club as well as in a casa. He's a good Bob Marley Connect. He has girls that he can show you (all of them 10's) I don't know what his cut is for them because I never partook personally but I wouldn't be opposed. Junior can take you on an excursion (with notice) he speaks better english, more educated, doesn't wheedle you for every peso he can get out of you. Frankly you use him once take the Casa tour and you don't really need him. Trust me he's not going to blow up your phone.

You can pay both of them the same amount and the amount is almost a donation because it's not set in stone. I will also say Junior is more pleasant to hang around and he can take you to some regular places like the Park of Dogs because he actually has decent clothes.

Again it's no skin off my nose if you choose to go with Jesus or Junior but if you choose me I want a million dollars! LOL. The only reason I don't put Junior's number out there is because like I said dude's in a married man, I don't want to put his number out there for any goofy that finds this board just to call him a million times without even having a passport. But anyone that hits me in the PM I'll give his number.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

With an unknown guide.

I have know Jesus for 6 years. He is Trustworthy.

Well your friend Bayboy would say that Jesus is kind of an acquired taste.

You do good work on this board and been extremely helpful.

I'll leave it at that.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[World Travel 69]

I understand that the place where you are staying is about a hour away from the action by bus.

[BayBoy]

To get more specific I would say that Bar San Sonero and Bar la 20 are about half full of guys than normal. Because of the new rules to have vaccunation card. I found out the prices at Bar San sonero, its 50 K for the girl and 10 K for the house.

In the process of getting a Covid 19 test. Went to a lab at Centro Commercial Centenario. After answering tons of questions (pasaporte, address, phone, hotel etc) I had to pay 100 K and go a across the street to a hospital to pay it. Finally got the nose swab. Took nearly an hour for the process. I'm still waiting for the results. I had to use all my spanish skills, they don't speak much english.

[MarkWil92]

With an unknown guide.

I have know Jesus for 6 years. He is Trustworthy.

Okay, thanks for the advice. I'll def stick to Jesus. Thanks again!

[Naked Gunz]

What's his what's app #? I would rather use him over Jesus.

Dude,

You have to get a sub and open the back door in order for TD to send you phone numbers. Just take care of TD and he will return the favor. I would say since this is my first time in Colombia, the slow place of Cali (along with TD showing me around) has made this a very soft landing for the non-Spanish speaker. Prices are unbelievably cheap. Tinder has also been very good for me. So much so that I have not had to do the casa thing so much, but I need to check more of them out. On Tinder just put up your bait pics and wait for fish to bite. Go for the under 30 chicas. Over 30 wants to play the long game and get a novio. TD has a lady boss that provides him, and now provides for me, pics of local chicas in the 5, 6 range that can come to your place. I had a great massage and decent full service at Katmandu in the South. Chica had great tits and good attitude. Am a long time Asia monger and it's great to finally shag women with fuller figures rather than petite Pinays.

[World Travel 69]

With an unknown guide.

I have know Jesus for 6 years. He is Trustworthy.

What's his what's app #? I would rather use him over Jesus.