Kerala

[KDMonk]

Oops. Yes, I think that's the place, 1st lane not the second. Not sure why it's closed. Shall update here if I find something on this.

Its the first lane brother. She's the only one there, has a male helper there too. Charges 2. 5 k for 1 HR massage and steam. Will try sometime in near future. Her number ends with 9875.

[Armaanz]

Hi all,

I have been lurking this forum for quite a while but this is my first post and my first spa experience in Kochi. I have visited quite a few spas in blr and almost every spa offers extras but unfortunately that's not the case in Kerala.

After reading good reviews of the spa named after the Greek bird and Miss A, I decided to give it a shot. I went there on a Sunday at 11:30 ish, left my car at the car wash which was only 200 m and walked to the spa. There was a dusty slim lady at the counter. I asked for the rate and she said 2.5 k for normal massage and 2. 8 for aroma, deep tissue etc for an hour. I settled for deep tissue for 2.5 k for an hour. When I enquired about therapist, she said only one available as it's Sunday and her name too started with A. I was taken to the room upstairs and asked to change.

Decent room but the dispo was too small. I think I wore it wrong as elastic seemed missing and it was too tight. Then enters Miss A, who is average looking and wearing a tucked in shirt and jeans. I went in the toilet to pee and when I came back she asked me to lie on my back. I asked her name and stuff and she said she used to study physio. So, it's confirmed that she is the same that's reviewed. 2 minutes since she started the massage she tries to take my dispo down and since it was too tight, she said I wore it wrong. I got up and told her that I will remove it completely and she happily obliged. She started doing bum massage and then started grabbing Johnny and balls together. It was a little painful so I asked her if I should turn. She said let's finish massaging legs and back and then will come to it. About the massage, I think it was mediocre and didn't seem like deep tissue. She was putting too much oil too. Towards the end using her fingers she gives a light touch all over the body which felt nice.

She asks me to turn and then continues massaging my legs, chest, shoulders etc. She asks me if I workout and complements my body. Last she was massaging my face and hair and I popped the question of extras. She first said no B2B and FS but HJ 500, BBJ half clothed 1 k, full removed 1.5 etc. Agreed for BBJ and then when it came to the deed she said she didn't mean BBJ with half clothed is 1 k but both are separate or some crap. I asked her to just do BBJ and oh man. She couldn't even do a proper BJ. Her lips were in and mouth half open she couldn't even fit half of my Johnny's head. I tried to teach her to do properly. And then she brought tissue and started rubbing Johnny saying there is oil. She did that for 2 minutes and then I asked her to get to the deed again. She tried but she couldn't do much and she started jerking it with her hand. I stopped her and asked her to make me end using BBJ itself and she is like she has never done it before etc. I told her I will give only 500 if she finishes me by jerking then she is like no as she already did it. Finally she said she will finish with HJ for 700 and I was like ok. She said already it's late and tried to do it fast but I slowed her down and made her massage Johnny and balls to finally cum. Then hit the shower and I was given new / dry cleaned towel which I liked because I hate old towels given usually in spa.

Overall, mediocre experience but they were not demanding money upfront and kept asking me throughout how I liked it etc. Both in the counter and to Miss A I paid after service.

Damages: 2.5 k + 700.

[EatPrayLove]

After a long time thought of trying out the kochi scene. Have been a regular in blore Chen and Delhi. Thanks to Rashid bhai, got the details of the couple. Pinged them on fb, but didn't get any reply, so went ahead to the famous Greek bird spa. Ms A was there. Decent massage but has raised her charges. Initially quoted 3 k for a HJ. Laughed it off, and said nothing more than 500. She denied. Max was 2 k with ta. I refused and just asked her to go ahead with the massage. I guess she has an influx. Of customers, as she didn't negotiate a bit. Left the spa disappointed, but happy didn't shed 2 k for a dumb HJ. Request everyone to control the damages. Waiting to meet the couple now to have some fun.

Cheers to the control excercise my friend. Only if more of us do that can we turn the market scenario to monger friendly. EPL.

[RashidZ]

After a long time thought of trying out the kochi scene. Have been a regular in blore Chen and Delhi. Thanks to Rashid bhai, got the details of the couple. Pinged them on fb, but didn't get any reply, so went ahead to the famous Greek bird spa. Ms A was there. Decent massage but has raised her charges. Initially quoted 3 k for a HJ. Laughed it off, and said nothing more than 500. She denied. Max was 2 k with ta. I refused and just asked her to go ahead with the massage. I guess she has an influx. Of customers, as she didn't negotiate a bit. Left the spa disappointed, but happy didn't shed 2 k for a dumb HJ. Request everyone to control the damages. Waiting to meet the couple now to have some fun.

Well done man, for being able to think with your brain, something many of us don't do when the girl is fondling our junior. I had paid her 1000 bucks, that too because she had given me 2 HJs. What I assume is that a few good FRs here might have increased the number of people asking for her and now she feels emboldened to ask for more. I have seen this happen many a times in Kolkata.

Hope you get better experiences in future.

[RashidZ]

That's just horrific. Sorry you had to go through that, Rashid bhai. They had only called me two days ago to check when I was coming next. So no clue why they acted this way. Not sure if the new staff that they rang me about is all men. But even then there was still the youngie (7/10) and the elder woman (2/10) who was still offering services. It's likely they mistook your 40-something age as LE-ish. The neighborhood scene too could be another reason. It was a proper residential area until the liquor place was shifted opposite the road and tiles laid at the end of the lane to connect to another road. I was planning to hit the place this weekend. I'll give you an update after.

Hey no worries man. Thanks for the concern. These are minor hiccups that happen in this hobby 😃.

I am relieved that I did not hand over any cash. Imagine if I had paid, got nude in the room and that guy at the counter had walked in for a massage, LOL. It could have gotten very awkward. I am thanking my heavens he told me upfront. All I lost was an hour in commute, no big deal.

[RockBufster]

After a long time thought of trying out the kochi scene. Have been a regular in blore Chen and Delhi. Thanks to Rashid bhai, got the details of the couple. Pinged them on fb, but didn't get any reply, so went ahead to the famous Greek bird spa. Ms A was there. Decent massage but has raised her charges. Initially quoted 3 k for a HJ. Laughed it off, and said nothing more than 500. She denied. Max was 2 k with ta. I refused and just asked her to go ahead with the massage. I guess she has an influx. Of customers, as she didn't negotiate a bit. Left the spa disappointed, but happy didn't shed 2 k for a dumb HJ. Request everyone to control the damages. Waiting to meet the couple now to have some fun.

[ElephantACaves]

That's just horrific. Sorry you had to go through that, Rashid bhai. They had only called me two days ago to check when I was coming next. So no clue why they acted this way. Not sure if the new staff that they rang me about is all men. But even then there was still the youngie (7/10) and the elder woman (2/10) who was still offering services. It's likely they mistook your 40-something age as LE-ish. The neighborhood scene too could be another reason. It was a proper residential area until the liquor place was shifted opposite the road and tiles laid at the end of the lane to connect to another road. I was planning to hit the place this weekend. I'll give you an update after.

I was quite intruiged by the good reports from a couple of our friends and decided to try the Tagore place. Was relatively easy to spot as they had given detailed instructions. There is just a small board. You will miss it if you are not looking for it.

I went in and asked for a massage. The man at the counter quoted 1000 bucks for a one hour massage. I was happy (earlier FRs suggested 1. 5 K). I was about to hand over the cash to him, when he said there is no cross massage. I was like what!. Told him politely that there used to be cross massage as my friends have told me. He flat out refused and the tone got a little agressive (who told you such lies types). I said OK, thank you I am going when he sarcastically said from behind "Oh, so you did not come for the massage! Did not want to create a scene so I walked out.

Not sure what went wrong. It is one of.

- I got the wrong location. Unlikely as the instruction in previous FRs was very accurate.

- They don't have any female therapists any more. I remember Elephenta Caves bro saying their new staff is coming only in Dec. Again, I think this reason is unlikely as they could have just told me that and ask to come in Dec..

[RashidZ]

I was quite intruiged by the good reports from a couple of our friends and decided to try the Tagore place. Was relatively easy to spot as they had given detailed instructions. There is just a small board. You will miss it if you are not looking for it.

I went in and asked for a massage. The man at the counter quoted 1000 bucks for a one hour massage. I was happy (earlier FRs suggested 1. 5 K). I was about to hand over the cash to him, when he said there is no cross massage. I was like what!. Told him politely that there used to be cross massage as my friends have told me. He flat out refused and the tone got a little agressive (who told you such lies types). I said OK, thank you I am going when he sarcastically said from behind "Oh, so you did not come for the massage! Did not want to create a scene so I walked out.

Not sure what went wrong. It is one of.

- I got the wrong location. Unlikely as the instruction in previous FRs was very accurate.

- They don't have any female therapists any more. I remember Elephenta Caves bro saying their new staff is coming only in Dec. Again, I think this reason is unlikely as they could have just told me that and ask to come in Dec.

- They have stopped cross massages totally. May be some LE / neighbourhood scare. This is quite possible.

- They looked at me and felt some threat (maybe they mistook me for some LE in disguise). Again unlikely as I was dressed very conservatively and my mask was on all the time, so they did not even see my face.

Anyway, this place is off my list, at least for now.

[HisleRim1]

How's the scene in the capital city? The only report I've seen is of the nimbu spa. Any idea if its still open? And what's the damage for counter and extras? Are there any other places where you can get sure-shot action? Thank you.

[Andulasian]

Bro. Thanks for your detailed info. I scouted this location today. Is this place named after Buddha? That was the only place I could find which reasonably matched your description (It was the first lane, not second). If that is the place, then it is closed. Like the compound gate itself is shut with heavy locks. Was hoping to meet the most famous therapist in Kochi, but assume will have to wait longer. Would be grateful if anyone can give any more pointers.

Oops. Yes, I think that's the place, 1st lane not the second. Not sure why it's closed. Shall update here if I find something on this.

[Wannabe Monger]

Could you please drop more hints on Liberation Spa?

Oh man! I'm green with envy now. I had gone there the other day after birds at Welna turned me off. Expected good service from A (I had only taken service from others before, so A was new for me. I had high hopes), but it turned out to be a mediocre experience. She was quite forward when it came to the task but demanded a laughable 4.5 k for B2B. Remember, this is on top of the 2.5 I spent for the hour session. For that price, I can get better or multiple services elsewhere. I negotiated hard, bit the lady was unwilling to lower her prices. Maybe I'm not good looking enough. Whatever may be the reason, the immortal bird is off my list for the time being unless they have very good offers.

Someone asked me what Tagore is. It's on a road near Vytilla. Apparently they have new staff coming in on Dec 1..

[RashidZ]

Hi,

I don't think that the place is listed online. Let me try to give you a rough idea about the location. Take the road next to the McD drive through, you'll get to a T Junction, take left, and then the second lane on your right. If I remember correctly, it should be the second house on the left. Ground floor. It will be good idea to park the car on the main road and walk unless you're traveling by a 2 wheeler. Hope this helps. I don't have her digits though.

Bro. Thanks for your detailed info. I scouted this location today. Is this place named after Buddha? That was the only place I could find which reasonably matched your description (It was the first lane, not second). If that is the place, then it is closed. Like the compound gate itself is shut with heavy locks. Was hoping to meet the most famous therapist in Kochi, but assume will have to wait longer. Would be grateful if anyone can give any more pointers.

[ElephantACaves]

Oh man! I'm green with envy now. I had gone there the other day after birds at Welna turned me off. Expected good service from A (I had only taken service from others before, so A was new for me. I had high hopes), but it turned out to be a mediocre experience. She was quite forward when it came to the task but demanded a laughable 4.5 k for B2B. Remember, this is on top of the 2.5 I spent for the hour session. For that price, I can get better or multiple services elsewhere. I negotiated hard, bit the lady was unwilling to lower her prices. Maybe I'm not good looking enough. Whatever may be the reason, the immortal bird is off my list for the time being unless they have very good offers.

Someone asked me what Tagore is. It's on a road near Vytilla. Apparently they have new staff coming in on Dec 1.

I must say, one of the best B2BS I've had is from Liberation. It can't be matched. The second best is V near the Fivemana temple.

I wanted to try Niharika apparently she does not look my type. So decided to try mythical bird spa (though I am not really a spa person), spoke to the girl at the counter and she said payment can be done after the service and took me to the room upstairs. We did not discuss anything about the therapists and in comes our miss A even before I changed to dispo.

The massage started so did the small talk, got the confirmation that it is the same miss A discussed in the forum earlier as she told me she is 23, from the capital city and also completed physiotherapy. 5 minutes into the massage there goes my dispo down, got a nice bum and tool massage from behind. Asked if I am ok, I said yes I like it. After some more small talk, brought in the topic of extras. She was ready for only HJ, half nude with HJ / BBJ, full nude with HJ / BBJ. Not sure because she gets more customers nowadays, she was adamant on her tips and was not budging much. Finally settled agreed for half nude with touching along with HJ for 1.5 K (may be I paid 500 more than std rate).

The massage continued till almost 40 minutes and we finally we moved to the best part Removed her top and given me access and she started HJ. Initially I felt she was doing it a bit hard and fast, so guided her how I like it and she started doing it that way. She has nice boobs, great navel (I have a thing for navels) and tummy. She stroke the tool for 5 minutes and asked me why are you not cumming and her hand is tired, she continued for some more time and finally I said I would do it myself. I was feeling her body and finally finished. Took a bath paid tip and also at the counter and left.

Ratings:

Massage skills: 4/5.

Cleanliness: 4/5.

Attitude:3. 5/5.

Face 3/5.

Boobs: 4/5.

HJ skills: 3.5/5.

[RashidZ]

Hi,

I don't think that the place is listed online. Let me try to give you a rough idea about the location. Take the road next to the McD drive through, you'll get to a T Junction, take left, and then the second lane on your right. If I remember correctly, it should be the second house on the left. Ground floor. It will be good idea to park the car on the main road and walk unless you're traveling by a 2 wheeler. Hope this helps. I don't have her digits though.

Thanks a ton man. I am not in Kochi now, but will check out once I am back.

[Andulasian]

Thanks for the info man. Any pointers on the exact location or name? If the place is available on Google Maps, then a good hint on the name of the Spa will be good enough..

Hi,

I don't think that the place is listed online. Let me try to give you a rough idea about the location. Take the road next to the McD drive through, you'll get to a T Junction, take left, and then the second lane on your right. If I remember correctly, it should be the second house on the left. Ground floor. It will be good idea to park the car on the main road and walk unless you're traveling by a 2 wheeler. Hope this helps. I don't have her digits though.