Nairobi

[Leblon]

I remember Simmers from 10 years ago. Great music and willing ladies. Are there comparable places in Nairobi now?

Also, I'm coming to Kenya in January. Is it possible to get a visa and enter the country if my return flight is 6 months away? Or do I need to go through the hassle of getting a flight in 3 months' time then rescheduling it in country?

I have done it, last year and this year. Arriving with tourist visa maximum three months, and return flight after six months. Nobody was checking when the return flight is going back.

Last year I asked three months visa when arriving to immigration, when I went to ask extension, I noticed that they had written only one month. So I was two monts in Kenya with expired visa. Nodoby cared in immigration, I got my extension. I have forgot to check again what they wrote to my visa this time, I was asking in arrival in immigration many times three months, and then forgot to look what the guy actually wrote to my passport.

[SceticoBlu]

https://bahama-breeze-ke.business.si...edium=referral

That is the mentioned place. The guy at the door says livemusic is from Thursday to Saturday starting at 5 pm.

Buffet at noon, fish 250, water 100,-

A bit smokey around the grilling station.

I preferred the pizza at Dominos opposite.

[SceticoBlu]

I remember Simmers from 10 years ago. Great music and willing ladies. Are there comparable places in Nairobi now?

Also, I'm coming to Kenya in January. Is it possible to get a visa and enter the country if my return flight is 6 months away? Or do I need to go through the hassle of getting a flight in 3 months' time then rescheduling it in country?

Simmers is a loss, not so for the girls there but for the atmosphere and the early opening times. In Westlands next to Havanna there is similar open air structure now.

You just book your return flight and extend the visa after 3 months.

[NeverTheOnly1]

Hey guys,

Anyone keen to hit up a few strip clubs next Thursday and sinking a couple beers? Also any recommendations I'm seeing black diamond mentioned a lot.

Looking for chocolate girls with big booty's.

I'm in Nairobi right now, I was planning on checking out black diamond. So far I've been killing it with tinder so I haven't needed to go there yet. I went by just to look around at like 2 pm but they said they open at 4 pm.

[Comoros23]

I remember Simmers from 10 years ago. Great music and willing ladies. Are there comparable places in Nairobi now?

Also, I'm coming to Kenya in January. Is it possible to get a visa and enter the country if my return flight is 6 months away? Or do I need to go through the hassle of getting a flight in 3 months' time then rescheduling it in country?

[Rwenotmen]

I totally agree with using a self-managed service like TransferWise or WorldRemit, cause that way you can keep yr MPesa & Safaricom account, and the SIM, alive while you're outside of Kenya. When in Kenya, you no longer hv2 go to a shop to add money (when you do, they always nag about recording yr ID or passport number).

Always get a Mpesa acct when you get a SIM.

(The reason why WorldRemit is most popular than other services is it makes easier to "offshore" possibly suspicious money, especially crypto-currencies. If you're 'that' kind of person, don't think you're safe -- WorldRemit is more & more on the radar of international govt agencies tracking money-laundering & black money, especially after they bought Sendwave for USD half-a-billion).

One nitpick: the camera is a nice-to-have, but not a necessity -- no business in Africa is going to lose out on taking your money just because you have a 1990's phone! They will find a paper menu for you, no problem, LOL. Analog is still King in Africa.

I arrived in Kenya four days ago and will stay here a few years. I'm no expert but I believe I can answer this question:

For those who need background, if you want a SIM in Kenya, register to get a Safaricom SIM using an official government photo ID. (Your current passport). If your passport expires, Safaricom may send you a notice to update your ID in person. It doesn't costs anything. I don't understand their need for the EXPIRED passport.

Life is much easier with a good phone / camera, a Kenya Safaricom SIM (Preferred over the Kenya AllTel SIM), a WorldRemit account and a mPESA account. Much of Kenya is cashless and mPESA is used by nearly everyone who has a phone. You can use mPESA for hotels, museums, taxi, EasyCoach, restaurants and etc. You won't need cash except to ride motos, matatus and simple cash only transactions. You will never need to use an ATM because you can exchange mPESA for cash at a mPESA shop.

You can familiarize yourself with the process by doing this: Before you leave your country set up WorldRemit account and send a small amount of money to a Kenyan mPESA account. Once in Kenya, you will use the same method to send money to yourself to fill YOUR OWN mPESA account. You could even pay your your hotel or AirBMB before arrival.

When Sagfaricom assigns you your phone number and activates your SIM, they can also set up your mPESA account. You then should use your WorldRemit to fill your mPESA account.

I mentioned camera because many business only use 3-D barcodes for menu, information, and etc. and you will need a camera to read the bar code.

I'm not answering any questions about MPs and Strip Clubs. If you think you need to resort to them in Africa, you're too much a loser for me to waste my time on!

[Rwenotmen]

Forget Spas or Massage parlors. You're on the wrong continent. Stay in Vegas. Rip off in Africa. Walk around. Pick up some hot pussy in the street. Say jambo. Jiggi jiggi. Done. You're not in the US. Nobody needs this shit in Africa. Take the bus to Buruburu. Pick up some pussy there. In the good old days you would walk into Simmers, get some Nyama choma, listen to the Congolese band and take some numbers of the dancers to shag them later. I vividly remember one night. I was sitting there to grab a bite to eat and a White Cap baridi. Suddenly I felt a hand touching my groin and my balls. Checking me out. Yeah man. Karibu Kenya. You're not in f. G Thailand.

When in Rome do as the Romans do.

Neddy.

Who misses the down and dirty places like Simmers or Florida 2 k.

Tempos Passados.

Nothing to add to the sermon, except AMEN!

I miss Simmers, Madhouse, F2 . . . . http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...90#post2421790 :_cries_:

[Rwenotmen]

You have to read the story in the proper context. 100% money laundering. His GF is apparently pregnant. And the Kenyan tax man will take a big chunk out of this taxable gift. BS.

Neddy.

https://www.tuko.co.ke/kenya/434277-belgian-man-gave-kenyan-lover-ksh-x-discloses-pregnant/

And, the article reports: "Preliminary investigations revealed the said bank account had no cash prior to the fictitious transactions. " So if true, even if not money-laundering, guy was trying to move large sum to 'offshore' (outside of Belgium) account.

Even he should know not give such large amount to wolf-in-sheeps-underwear, pregnant or not!

[Slowalk]

Today I experienced another one of those absurd burocracies which happen only in Africa. I was texted by Safaricom to show up in a shop with my passport because they have to register my data. I went there with my new passport. The old one had expired recently. But there they wanted to see both passports, old and new. Otherwise I cannot keep my number Has anybody heard of a rule to carry expired passports?

I arrived in Kenya four days ago and will stay here a few years. I'm no expert but I believe I can answer this question:

For those who need background, if you want a SIM in Kenya, register to get a Safaricom SIM using an official government photo ID. (Your current passport). If your passport expires, Safaricom may send you a notice to update your ID in person. It doesn't costs anything. I don't understand their need for the EXPIRED passport.

Life is much easier with a good phone / camera, a Kenya Safaricom SIM (Preferred over the Kenya AllTel SIM), a WorldRemit account and a mPESA account. Much of Kenya is cashless and mPESA is used by nearly everyone who has a phone. You can use mPESA for hotels, museums, taxi, EasyCoach, restaurants and etc. You won't need cash except to ride motos, matatus and simple cash only transactions. You will never need to use an ATM because you can exchange mPESA for cash at a mPESA shop.

You can familiarize yourself with the process by doing this: Before you leave your country set up WorldRemit account and send a small amount of money to a Kenyan mPESA account. Once in Kenya, you will use the same method to send money to yourself to fill YOUR OWN mPESA account. You could even pay your your hotel or AirBMB before arrival.

When Sagfaricom assigns you your phone number and activates your SIM, they can also set up your mPESA account. You then should use your WorldRemit to fill your mPESA account.

I mentioned camera because many business only use 3-D barcodes for menu, information, and etc. and you will need a camera to read the bar code.

I'm not answering any questions about MPs and Strip Clubs. If you think you need to resort to them in Africa, you're too much a loser for me to waste my time on!

[ImpressiveWin]

Hey guys,

Anyone keen to hit up a few strip clubs next Thursday and sinking a couple beers? Also any recommendations I'm seeing black diamond mentioned a lot.

Looking for chocolate girls with big booty's.

[Mombie75]

Indeed Simmers was a place, good food though as well as plenty of willing women.

Massage parlours, pimps, online adds, all a waste of time in Africa.

Spot a woman any place, any time and it is more than 50% she is available. If you are paying 8 k then you can get what you want very easily. Clubs, malls, streets, shops, badoo, tinder is all that's needed.

[Neddy69]

Two very disappointing visits to report:

1 Pink Spa.

I was excited to visit this place and the comms by WhatsApp were good. BUT it was very hard to find and eventually ended up being a very dingy apartment. I chose a good looking girl but our room was right next to a living room in which all the other girls were chatting and listening to loud music. The was no bathroom en suite and the girl had body odour issues (I thought it was me at first and was worried but it wasn't). I got a cursory massage and then a really passive uninterested "whole thing was really poor. 2/10 5000 KES.

2 Pink Apples.

This place is in its own complex. All a bit odd. Loads of people milling about downstairs and listening to loud music, including some guys who were just sitting there. I was shown to a room and given a line up of about 15 girls. I picked one who seemed to speak good English. There was a shower en suite but the toilet was broken so I asked to move rooms. We moved to another but that one had no door between the shower and the bedroom. Again I got a cursory "massage" followed by full service but although slightly better than at the Pink Spa it was all still pretty poor. I was only with her for about 30 minutes and it cost KES8000 - really not good value. 3/10.

I hope to find a classier and better place and would not go back to either of these. Any ideas?

Forget Spas or Massage parlors. You're on the wrong continent. Stay in Vegas. Rip off in Africa. Walk around. Pick up some hot pussy in the street. Say jambo. Jiggi jiggi. Done. You're not in the US. Nobody needs this shit in Africa. Take the bus to Buruburu. Pick up some pussy there. In the good old days you would walk into Simmers, get some Nyama choma, listen to the Congolese band and take some numbers of the dancers to shag them later. I vividly remember one night. I was sitting there to grab a bite to eat and a White Cap baridi. Suddenly I felt a hand touching my groin and my balls. Checking me out. Yeah man. Karibu Kenya. You're not in f. G Thailand.

When in Rome do as the Romans do.

Neddy.

Who misses the down and dirty places like Simmers or Florida 2 k.

Tempos Passados.

[RebelMc74]

Two very disappointing visits to report:

1 Pink Spa.

I was excited to visit this place and the comms by WhatsApp were good. BUT it was very hard to find and eventually ended up being a very dingy apartment. I chose a good looking girl but our room was right next to a living room in which all the other girls were chatting and listening to loud music. The was no bathroom en suite and the girl had body odour issues (I thought it was me at first and was worried but it wasn't). I got a cursory massage and then a really passive uninterested "whole thing was really poor. 2/10 5000 KES.

2 Pink Apples.

This place is in its own complex. All a bit odd. Loads of people milling about downstairs and listening to loud music, including some guys who were just sitting there. I was shown to a room and given a line up of about 15 girls. I picked one who seemed to speak good English. There was a shower en suite but the toilet was broken so I asked to move rooms. We moved to another but that one had no door between the shower and the bedroom. Again I got a cursory "massage" followed by full service but although slightly better than at the Pink Spa it was all still pretty poor. I was only with her for about 30 minutes and it cost KES8000 - really not good value. 3/10.

I hope to find a classier and better place and would not go back to either of these. Any ideas?

[Neddy69]

Today I experienced another one of those absurd burocracies which happen only in Africa. I was texted by Safaricom to show up in a shop with my passport because they have to register my data. I went there with my new passport. The old one had expired recently. But there they wanted to see both passports, old and new. Otherwise I cannot keep my number Has anybody heard of a rule to carry expired passports?

Another funny story is found on the front page of today's Standard. A Belgian guy paid more than 100 Million KSH after 3 days to the Kenyan so called 'mistery girl Felista' in order to ensure here financial security.
Lol. That is what I call overpaying and spoiling the market.

You have to read the story in the proper context. 100% money laundering. His GF is apparently pregnant. And the Kenyan tax man will take a big chunk out of this taxable gift. BS.

Neddy.

https://www.tuko.co.ke/kenya/434277-belgian-man-gave-kenyan-lover-ksh-x-discloses-pregnant/

[SceticoBlu]

Today I experienced another one of those absurd burocracies which happen only in Africa. I was texted by Safaricom to show up in a shop with my passport because they have to register my data. I went there with my new passport. The old one had expired recently. But there they wanted to see both passports, old and new. Otherwise I cannot keep my number Has anybody heard of a rule to carry expired passports?

Another funny story is found on the front page of today's Standard. A Belgian guy paid more than 100 Million KSH after 3 days to the Kenyan so called 'mistery girl Felista' in order to ensure here financial security.
Lol. That is what I call overpaying and spoiling the market.