Melbourne

[Ercildale]

Hahaha, love your response ED, keep them cards and letters coming in.

The only thrill I get from my doctor is when she sticks her finger up my arse to check that dam prostate. I jokingly ask her, to specially use two fingers because I always like a second opinion.

Happy hunting and punting..

Haha! While on that uncomfortable topic, I was quite relieved this year when my GP didn't do the finger up the clacker check. Asked him why not, while stressing to him that I wasn't complaining. He advised that they don't need to do it routinely anymore because the associated blood test is far more accurate. He'll only do the finger job if the test comes back abnormal, or if I had a specific issue, such as I started needing a piss five times each night. Progress!

[Ercildale]

Any one tried out 43 Holmes road Moonee ponds? I haven't yet, but thought I'd check in case someone had already.

I have, albeit before the change of management last year. Certainly worth a visit up until then, guessing that it still is.

[FenceJumper]

It is a fair question.

With so many legit businesses in shopping centres, there would have to be an occasional therapist that goes the extra mile.

I knew of one in the far south east. There used to be one in an Eastern suburbs shopping plaza. There was one in the far northern suburbs.

All of the above are legitimate businesses. I have not personally experienced these therapists. My info is based on intel from various sources.

There was also a massage place in another far out north suburban shopping plaza which was being run as a full on RnT. I went there three times.

I have no idea if these therapists or places are still operating post lockdown. I have no doubt there would be others that I do not know about.

My point is that, whilst the vast majority are legit, you do score the odd exception to the rule.

Unless you are armed with prior intel, trying to find one is needle in a haystack territory.

[John Smithson]

Any one tried out 43 Holmes road Moonee ponds? I haven't yet, but thought I'd check in case someone had already.

[Yay Kaboom]

Mate,

When did I specifically say that's what I'd be doing? I was simply putting the question out there for opinion and discussion to whoever interested. As you might have noticed it yielded some feedback.

My apologies to have put you in your feelings.

Mate,

Don't be a dickhead by asking a shopping center masseuse for a handjob. They will kick you out and call the police. The reason those girls work at shopping centers is because they don't want to do handjobs and blowjobs. Would you ask your GP for handjob while she checks your heart beat?

[Engine Driver]

Hahaha, love your response ED, keep them cards and letters coming in.

The only thrill I get from my doctor is when she sticks her finger up my arse to check that dam prostate. I jokingly ask her, to specially use two fingers because I always like a second opinion.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

Nice one GL.

Some mongers are just totally clueless and disrespectful. When there's an average of 5 rub and tug joints in every suburb, why the fuck would they go searching for a hand job in a totally legit place? It's not as if the shopping centre masseuses don't know about the rub and tug joints and what you need to do to work in those places. They actively stay away from them because they won't lower their personal standards. Not every Asian girl wants to jack off a white cock for money.

[Genuine Lotus]

Mate,
Don't be a dickhead by asking a shopping center masseuse for a handjob. They will kick you out and call the police. The reason those girls work at shopping centers is because they don't want to do handjobs and blowjobs. Would you ask your GP for handjob while she checks your heart beat?

Hahaha, love your response ED, keep them cards and letters coming in.

The only thrill I get from my doctor is when she sticks her finger up my arse to check that dam prostate. I jokingly ask her, to specially use two fingers because I always like a second opinion.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Supmam]

This place has changed names now. On google maps it shows as little yellow flowers but that's not the name now. Same location.

I had a good time with Lisa on Friday. Very sensual HJ double handed. She didn't look forty plus and had a body of a thirty plus. BJ was on offer but I didn't partake for cash shortage. Fifty plus fifty got an sensual HJ with a nude hottie. I did enjoy. Facilities good too. Would def repeat.

Right.

If he means little yellow flower massage I went a few years back and had a relaxing massage with not much more than the usual on offer. Hard to imagine its turned into a basic unlicensed brothel but pleased to investigate further.

Personally would have put my. Money on the one on bay Rd before Dan Murphy but I'm not a regular in the bayside parlours anymore.

[AussieGaigin]

I know these places are widely seen as no go zones as there is strictly nothing on offer (you wouldn't expect), but wondering if anyone has taken the dive and tried one out?

Occasionally I've got lucky.

One shop had a Malay girl who gave a very good massage. Strictly no touching or suggestion of more. Had a few sessions with her. One day I went and she wasn't there, got a sexy young Thai with "legs up to her armpits" and very short loose shorts. Tried to have an innocent feel of those legs and she grabs hold of my hand; expected she would just push it away, but no, pulls it up under the shorts. It was a semi open room with just a curtain but I got her off while she finished the massage. Saw her a couple of more times in the private room and got the tug. Eventually went back to see the Malay girl and half way through the session she asks "you want a hand job? Somewhat surprised I asked why, and she admitted she was losing business to the Thai girl and this was the only way to keep customers.

On another occasion I was having some acupuncture with a MILF "doctor". I was face down on a table and she was sticking the needles in my upper back and shoulders. I had my arms dangling over the head of the table. She sits down and moved the chair directly in front of me. Suddenly she grabs my flopping arm and pulls it in under her dress. I started massaging her legs and moving up her thighs with no reaction. I got close to target but the needles made it too painful to stretch up to the glory spot. Unfortunately I didn't get another chance with her.

[RussianTiger]

I mean mid 20's, tall, slim, bolt ONS (with some scarring underneath) dyed grey hair in a bob style, smooth skin, shaved pussy and pretty. $150 for half hour of fun without condom is ok I my books.

Went back for another helping of Sophie. BBBJ, bareback sex, tried to enter her arse but even with some lube and opening her up with my thumb she was too tight to get my cock in there, so bent her over the table and hammered her pussy with my thumb in her arse until I dropped a week's worth of cum inside her. Same $150 fee as last two times.

[Engine Driver]

I know these places are widely seen as no go zones as there is strictly nothing on offer (you wouldn't expect), but wondering if anyone has taken the dive and tried one out?

Yes they often have just as many male workers as female, and provide their services in view of the entry area, if say people want to have a shoulder and back massage for example. However they do also have separate rooms for people who want to go for the full body.

These are women who are still, and are all of the Asian persuasion just like all the standalone shops we punters frequent. When in a closed off separate room what goes on is between you and the girl. These places are very easily accessible as they are in shopping centres everywhere, usually several per shopping centre.

I can only imagine that in the history of these shops, surely there has been one or a couple that has not stayed 100% squeaky clean and has resulted in some action in the closed off room for the full body treatment. Like any place, you don't know until you go. That's how we learn what's what and what's not.

My question is, has anyone ever tried, or does anyone have any insight or anything to share about these shopping centre parlours that could be of interest? Would this be worth exploring and would you be willing to give it a go?.

Mate,

Don't be a dickhead by asking a shopping center masseuse for a handjob. They will kick you out and call the police. The reason those girls work at shopping centers is because they don't want to do handjobs and blowjobs. Would you ask your GP for handjob while she checks your heart beat?

[RussianTiger]

I know these places are widely seen as no go zones as there is strictly nothing on offer (you wouldn't expect), but wondering if anyone has taken the dive and tried one out?

Yes they often have just as many male workers as female, and provide their services in view of the entry area, if say people want to have a shoulder and back massage for example. However they do also have separate rooms for people who want to go for the full body.

These are women who are still, and are all of the Asian persuasion just like all the standalone shops we punters frequent. When in a closed off separate room what goes on is between you and the girl. These places are very easily accessible as they are in shopping centres everywhere, usually several per shopping centre.

I can only imagine that in the history of these shops, surely there has been one or a couple that has not stayed 100% squeaky clean and has resulted in some action in the closed off room for the full body treatment. Like any place, you don't know until you go. That's how we learn what's what and what's not.

My question is, has anyone ever tried, or does anyone have any insight or anything to share about these shopping centre parlours that could be of interest? Would this be worth exploring and would you be willing to give it a go?

I think in order to ascertain any indication of getting something more, it starts with discussing with the girl at the counter, who will be the one looking after you. Don't blatantly ask the question outright, I would think vague questions like are we covered up? Everything off or? Lastly, make sure it is during a non busy period, no one else standing around them or in earshot.

I have used these chain shops from time to time for legitimate massage. The setup with curtains dividing the rooms is not really set up for anything more, and I have never been offered even a tug at these places so I highly doubt it. Anything is possible but not worth it when so many other options are available.

[Yay Kaboom]

I know these places are widely seen as no go zones as there is strictly nothing on offer (you wouldn't expect), but wondering if anyone has taken the dive and tried one out?

Yes they often have just as many male workers as female, and provide their services in view of the entry area, if say people want to have a shoulder and back massage for example. However they do also have separate rooms for people who want to go for the full body.

These are women who are still, and are all of the Asian persuasion just like all the standalone shops we punters frequent. When in a closed off separate room what goes on is between you and the girl. These places are very easily accessible as they are in shopping centres everywhere, usually several per shopping centre.

I can only imagine that in the history of these shops, surely there has been one or a couple that has not stayed 100% squeaky clean and has resulted in some action in the closed off room for the full body treatment. Like any place, you don't know until you go. That's how we learn what's what and what's not.

My question is, has anyone ever tried, or does anyone have any insight or anything to share about these shopping centre parlours that could be of interest? Would this be worth exploring and would you be willing to give it a go?

I think in order to ascertain any indication of getting something more, it starts with discussing with the girl at the counter, who will be the one looking after you. Don't blatantly ask the question outright, I would think vague questions like are we covered up? Everything off or? Lastly, make sure it is during a non busy period, no one else standing around them or in earshot.

[NewtoRnT]

Youngish, probably 30's definitely not your 18/20's year old, body was good, mostly slim, maybe see cup? She wasn't into into it, but wasn't not into it either. I've had worse transactions in the past, it was definitely ok.

FS was $130 FYI. Probably better off the $50 +$30 HJ.

I went Friday night. Saw Krystal.

$50 for 30 minutes. On the flip she started at $50, said no way. $30 is what I will do.

She reluctantly accepted. After starting I asked how much for nude, she said normal $100, I said I'll do $50 and I get to play.

Accepted. So all up $100 inc massage and nude with play (motorboat no fingering).

Time was cut shorted but she was ok. Playful.

Body ok. Good arse. Shaved. Tits not perky, about a see cup.

I think I'm just keen to find a place that would dispense with the $50 massage and be keen to just go the $50 nude HJ. The massages are hardly ever worth it! Anyone found anything like that? One that's not a true brothel (which would be more any way) as I don't want FS.

[NewtoRnT]

Interested to hear how you have gone / go with the one across the road from Sawadee, in the small strip of stops. Another Thai place.

Tried here a while ago also but got nothing on the flip. Might be a case of needing to go a few times to be a regular for them to feel comfortable asking. Massage was solid though. Saw Adele was better just for a massage though.