Bogota Reports

[Balboa]

Seems pretty easy. Just get vaccinated if you're not already.

Or go to Brazil.

Just as good or better really.

[Balboa]

It is something new in the art of mongering. You should write a manual "How to seduce the prostitute for free or how to please her."

Up to now, I know just one way to show her the money. Roses and chocolate, your outfit to impress, upper level pick up skills and so on.

Hmm, it's actually common sense.

[Xpartan]

You should understand that its just marketing for fist timers. They do it from a few accounts to scare the public to buy their service. The businesses there is never allow petit crime there because if the area get crimed they loose the customers. If one business allow the crime on the premises other ones suffer soon or later.

I'm a little confused. Who's here marketing "from a few accounts to scare the public to buy their service"? From what I can tell, the only person who offers Santa Fe tours here is Woodman. But he's been very upfront that he's charging for his services and I'm yet to read from anyone displeased with his service.

And your statement about businesses losing customers if there are crimes is a bit naïve. As if business owners have full control over whatever happens in the streets and even in their establishments. I've read enough accounts on this very board that shit can happen in Santa Fe. Which doesn't mean you should be scared to death, but it also doesn't mean that it's safe for everyone just because nothing has happened to you.

[Captain Solo]

Here's the crazy Capt Yossarian of Catch-22, stationed in Sardinia, flew be-17 s to bomb Germany. It's one of the zaniest antiwar novel with an all star movie. Yossarian is old enough to be Solo's great grand pa.

Yep. Non stop flight to Bog then hop over to the beautiful and sexy Medellin.

Having a wonderful time here with the gracious and friendly people in of MDE.

[CuriousMind123]

Anyone want to go to the primero de mayo clubs? I rough seen that I would not go alone agian.

I'm down to check them out and wrote you a PM. Anyone who wants to join?

[CuriousMind123]

CuriousMind,

Please make a review on SF. I teach me where to find girls. In my experience, day time is what you can see on youtube videos. The choice is exactly the same. Day time no more than 30 girls, two to five is OK but their attitude is like they they cheat you in the room as it happens with street girls there because it is the part of their business.

There is the one calle where la piscina is and the other where the shawarma place is. I always find girls I like there from Wednesday to Saturday. Need the right timing. In Fiebre and Troya I always find girls I like. And I'm still a young guy and picky. I have normal girls as well that have money and a good job and I have sex with them regularly. Speaking at least conversational Spanish is very important, being in a party mood is important, ability to dance is important.

[Yossarian]

After two weeks in Chapinero I moved to the area of https://goo.gl/maps/osFJJQ1TXGNggLKF6 its a beautiful park, high end apartment hotels, coffee shops etc.

I recommend this suit in this two hotels as I stayed in both. https://g.page/apartamentos-plaza-suites?share this is super new apartment hotel in around 50 Usd. Then I took this.

https://goo.gl/maps/s5a2LBYbRxLVo18F9 is the same concept but even more luxury, (same price).

Mezzanine https://goo.gl/maps/7dDU56sRBHaa9kgN8 is a super fun place full of sexy girls. Let me tell you nothing can beat this area with the comfort of the hotels and the super close distance to this Establishments. I think I saw 3 casas there but I entered the second one some serious hot white and tall girls.

I took one to the room and gave her 50 K as I never ask the price. She took the money instantly without a blink. A fun experience.

Now I went to another place across the street with also some serious girls https://goo.gl/maps/Qv6Cu1yGwqtnxDEs8 its inside the mall all the way at the right side.

I also visit the https://g.page/danncarltonbogota?share as its the closes hotel if you want to "take away" some room small some better and the reception was not too eager to show me all the rooms. Always ask for "Internal" ROOM. Its a room that not facing the road. This is a must.

Now I have a flight soon to Medellin (again) but I think I will keep stay here or go back to Cucuta, Here in this area of Bogota its a one minute walk and everything is there Dozens of sexy girls and Medellin you need a taxi and all hotels are shit and long way from airport.

I was surprise to see so many "PusPuS" its a bicycle with carriage around the park. I remember the days I took a PusPus from Toliara airport to amazon hotel for 1 k. But this is Colombia.

Nice report! I always stay in Chapinero when I visit Bogotá; but, I may try the area around Parque 106 that you recommend. I need to get out of my comfort zone LOL.

[Yossarian]

I definitely recommend a trip to Bogota to experience Colombia's unique Latin culture, people, food, sex scenes on streets, in bars in Santa Fe, also casas, SA and TINDER. Ran into a few bros I had not seen in years. The bros should arrange to go together and have more fun. Perhaps a Friday to Monday 4-day trip is enough to get a great experience. Take red eye flights, sleep in the planes to save time and hotel costs.

I second your appraisal of Bogotá!

[Dcfan77]

Anyone want to go to the primero de mayo clubs? I rough seen that I would not go alone again.

[Dcfan77]

Dude you got hosed with the gringo price at Mezzanine! One time I gave them 50 k and they went to work!

Went to SF on my first day in Bogota & Colombia solo. Thanks to you guys I was prepared and felt ok as I was knowing what will await me. Went there at 5 pm on a Friday and was kind of worried as it was getting dark. I ended up staying until 11 pm. It was very crowded and I didn't feel harassed as nobody was giving me bad vibes or any attation at all besides the people trying to get you into the clubs. But also inside the clubs everyone seemed to be very honest. So I don't understand the concerns. It is dodgy but I felt ok as many people are arround. But I did not leave the 3 blocks with the main action as it did not look crowded any further.

The girls are nice and I had the feeling they were really trying to give me a good time. The knock on the door occasionall it is not their fault, I had the feeling some of the girls were annoyed themselves and some just ignored the knock if it came too early.

I found most clubs boring as there was little interaction. Troya was the best. Was charged 80 k for a session, thought it would be less but still worth it. Atunes was nice for a relaxed drink but I didn't notice any action at all.

Also went to Mezzanine. It was good but I felt overcharged. 100 k for half an hour massage. 150 k for 30 min incl sex, 200 k for 1 h. Is that the normal price?.

[Dcfan77]

PM me. Ill be there Dec. 16 - 19. I've been to BOG many times before.

Long time mongerer from San Diego / Tijuana first post.

Fluent Spanish speaker here for two weeks down to meet up with any fellow mongers any tips suggestions well appreciated staying by chapucero. Read about casas there but don't got the info. Don't mind going to Santa Fe used to going to Tijuana. Not worried and am fluent i100% Mexican fluent in Spanish used to going to Tijuana.

[Igor54]

I understand, just like shit, bad sessions happen- I have had a few.

Off course many more were great to fantastic. I have a somewhat unique situation where I can get to know the girls.

Santa Fe is a sexual playground, you too can have fun if you just treat it like a party and communicate.

My #1 rule is ABV. Always be vetting. Is this girl in a good mood? Is this girl being genuinely friendly to me? Is her attitude shit?

Is there some good chemistry going on here? Can I grab this girl's ass without a problem? LOL, shit like that.

On the street this is not as easy as in the clubs but is possible. I always talk to a new girl for a while to feel her out.

Asking about where she is from, her name and different small talk. Asking about BBBS is always a good topic and when they say no.

I just say Que Pena and laugh-- just keep feeling them out. I try to get something between us in those minutes.

It is something new in the art of mongering. You should write a manual "How to seduce the prostitute for free or how to please her."

Up to now, I know just one way to show her the money. Roses and chocolate, your outfit to impress, upper level pick up skills and so on.

[Igor54]

What are you talking about? A while back a guy was saying that Uber would not go there. Now you are saying that taxis do not want to go there. Well why is the neighborhood full of taxis? I have never had a problem getting a taxi, Uber, or walking to or from Santa Fe at any time of the day or night. Never followed by weirdos, never drugged, never robbed. I have probably been there the most out of anybody besides Woodman and BC. Never saw anything that made me say I better get away from this place real quick or I better not come back to this place.

You should understand that its just marketing for fist timers. They do it from a few accounts to scare the public to buy their service. The businesses there is never allow petit crime there because if the area get crimed they loose the customers. If one business allow the crime on the premises other ones suffer soon or later.

[Igor54]

I used to go to casas but there weren't more beautiful girls then in SF. And I always paid more then 40 k. In SF you definitely need Spanish skills. I almost never had these issues that you are telling. The girls did great service in 98% of the time. I tip the maid always 2000 pesos and most of the time they knock on the door a few minutes later. I honestly don't go to any other place than SF when I want chicas. Happy to hear a few casas for 40 k and great chicas from you and I will surely check them out.

CuriousMind,

Please make a review on SF. I teach me where to find girls. In my experience, day time is what you can see on youtube videos. The choice is exactly the same. Day time no more than 30 girls, two to five is OK but their attitude is like they they cheat you in the room as it happens with street girls there because it is the part of their business.

[SamPeter71]

Any suggested places for covid testing that gives results in hours. Now that we have 24 he limit, looking for reliable sites. Preferably in Chapinero area or anywhere else is fine.