Medellin Reports

[Captain Solo]

In comparison hotels near CDMX's tourists area are cheaper, nicer, cleaner, with hot water. Hotels in Colombia are much older, poorer, dirtier. Hotel San Francisco in Bogota is a very good deal at $35, but the walls are paper thin. By 6 AM and all morning the cleaning women talk so loud and make so much noise in the hallway, so loud it was like they were in bed with you. I had to complain to the reception desk.

Mexico's Telcel SIM works perfectly with voice, data, texts in Mexico. The Claro SIM sold to me was promised to include voice and text to the US but it never worked. I went to a couple branches to figure out how I could call and text the US, the kept telling me I needed to add money. I went to Claro's main service center near Plaza Botero. There was a line of a couple hundred people waiting to get in the building for billing and technical issues. Would take hours just to get in. I talked to accounting reps, they said to add more money, but it still did not work. After talking to many technical service people, they finally figured out that I had to buy a special plan to have voice and text to the US. Then their network was working only intermittently.

Hundreds of poor people were waiting outside Claro's Technical Service center for hours to get in to fix simple billing and technical problems. Claro's people and organization are just way to incompetent and inefficient. They don't give a fuck about servicing their customers. I bet some assholes are colluding with the assholes in Colombia's government to have monopoly in mobile services to suck the blood out of this very poor people, make billions every year, so they can drink very expensive liquors and fuck the obese, lumpy freaks in La Isla every night.

Reputable sources told me Colombia is still a narco state, controlled and run by drug lords, splitting drugs profits with government officials.

[Kafka]

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[Norbert61]

Man what a shit day yesterday. I got back to Medellin yesterday. My SA girl is sick and can't play. So I was talking to another SA girl and we got things set up for 6 pm and she bails at 5 says she can come tomorrow after sending about 20 texts. Well fuck. So I get a well reviewed girl for mileroticos to come over. The outcall lis a little pricey but fuck it I didn't want to go out in the rain and the traffic. So as you would expect she shows up an hour late and she is a vennie and she does not have documents. Well I did feel bad for her so I slid her a bit of cash anyway (Ya I know. I'm soft) - she didn't ask for it. And I think this may pay dividends- so. Now it's 8:00 and what the fuck Lleras is a couple blocks away. There were a few doable girls. I asked they said 300 kcop but immediately dropped to 200- one agreed to kissing and BBBJ. Well there was a little kissing but that was it. Banged her in mish for a while but it wasn't going to happen so I got her to finish me off with a HJ. Fuck Lleras- it's the same everywhere man. If they were organized straight shooters they would prolly have good jobs and wouldn't be ho's. What you going to do.

[Balboa]

Then just for the fuck of it I will post some photos that I did take myself.

All ugly!

I'm going to Mexico! LOL.

What happened to Colombia and the forum?

Can we please have Colombia back! LOL.

Ridiculous shit these days smh.

[Kafka]

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[BlackThought]

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2640997]The link to her profile was given to me by another BM who was recommending her. He has been a member for several years.

For the record, Onlyfans pages do not mean anything. Webcam models? I have been with them also. You think they are getting rich because their FB page has a link to a FansOnly page or they are working as a webcam model? This has been discussed in this thread before because guys are such doubters. Yes there are chicas with onlyfans pages that still do citas. Yes there are webcam models who do citas. For the record though not all chicas I know of that have FansOnly pages do citas for the standard (150 k - 200 k) some want 250 some want 300 k, themost I ever paid a chica was 250 k because the BM that recommended her to me vouched for her talent level, and she did not disappoint. Looks and talent. She is on FanCentro. I do know of chicas that used to work as prepagos but stopped once they started getting steady income from those pages but not all of them stop working as prepago.

I posted photos of Medellin chicas that are hot, and yes the vast majority of them can be gotten, to counter the guy who said all the chicas in Medellin are fat and ugly, you decided in all your wisdom to troll this information?
/QUOTE]The chicas you and slapshot share with the board are the true 8's+. They sure as hell aren't wandering around el centro for 30 k COP.

[Captain Solo]

Wow.

For a few seconds I thought those pics were Mojo Bandit's regular Medellin girls hehe.

These pix below serve as a warning, their FB profiles are probably fake and just trying to get you to send money or subscribe to their Onlyfans page. And I say fuck Onlyfans!

[Beobeo]

I expected the puta business in Medellin to offer beautiful talents, good values, security, nice, safe, honest, efficient, low costs, like what Hong Kong club does with its business and its nice, clean, honest, fun, glamorous girls in Tijuana.

Hahaha sorry to disappoint but there isn't!! There are similar clubs but if you want HK, just go there. Why go to a different city in a different country and expect to get the same thing? HK isn't the Hilton!

[Beobeo]

The pissing contest began.

Did not try to start any contest, simply point out another pix of the fake profile #7. He single out Kate (I posted her pix before) about how he fuck and suck her titties too like I should care. When I posted her pix, I already passed her information to my friends to tried her out and they did as well. Don't pm me for profile, I only share with few people I know irl and hang out in Medellin. Do your research by reading forum to get the pussy you want or hire a guide if you're too lazy.

Since the start of the pandemic a lot of Medellin girls have opened OnlyFans accounts, but they're still selling the pussy. I know girls with OnlyFans accounts who never have, never will sell the pussy. An OnlyFans account indicates nothing.

Yes, I know a few that start doing Onlyfans but still taking cita (Angie come to mind). I'm not talking about those. I'm talking about girls who has a good supply of subscriber on Onlyfans, whose real FB profile said they don't do cita except those that are on their Onlyfans. I'm assuming this is just to get people to subscribe to her Onlyfans. #7 is one of those unless you can prove me wrong. I will post pix of those I'm confident that are Catfish / Fake profile.

The question is whether or not beautiful women, for paid sex, can be found in Medellin. I say yes.

And I agree, that's why I'm in medellin all the time and plan to retire there. I just want to correct the information posted because a lot of people use it to do their research (myself included 2 years ago). People exaggerate too much that readers think that they found those hot girls by walking around parque lleras. There are tons of hot girls in Medellin but it's not like HK in Tijuana where you point and fuck. If you want point and fuck like HK in Tijuana, I suggest Santa Fe in Bogota. I consider Santa Fe like Tijuana on steroid.

These pix below serve as a warning, their FB profiles are probably fake and just trying to get you to send money or subscribe to their Onlyfans page. And I say FUCK Onlyfans!

[ChuchoLoco]

The weather can be so awesome in Medellin. However, February at times is not a good month as there can be a lot of contamination in the air, and it can get very bad, to the point where they are adjusting pico why placa for when cars can be on the road.

And in addition to this, when the contamination levels get so high, they shut down the sports complexes like in Estadio and Bellen, along with others which means the soccer fields, basketball courts, tennis courts, and pools are closed. I remember back in February 2020 they had shut downs of three to four days at a time.

I have never heard of the pollution problem in February but it makes sense since I understand that is is a drier month with little to no rain to clean the air. I know there have been many times that leaving my windows open during the day has me coming back to dusty floors. I just don't remember what month. I wish I would have know this before I booked my next trip.

[DramaFree11]

Knowledge,

I went by my wingmen recommendations. As a casual visitor, I did not want to spend months researching and making contacts via Facebook. I expected the puta business in Medellin to offer beautiful talents, good values, security, nice, safe, honest, efficient, low costs, like what Hong Kong club does with its business and its nice, clean, honest, fun, glamorous girls in Tijuana.

One wingman worked hard on Tinder but got nothing in Medellin. He got some girls in Cartagena but they looked old, unattractive, way to homely with their pear-shape bodies like worn-down housewives. I was not interested.

Went to Club Space inside Cartagena's walled city. Again old, ugly, lumpy overweight women, none was attractive enough for companies or sex. One tall, slim, half-way attractive girl was standing quietly by herself all night near the door, not talking, not socializing with anyone. I got over talking to her a couple times to check her out. Half of her left body was spray painted with ugly tattoos (OK, I am exaggerating the spray paint part). The music was very loud. She spoke very little, one word at a time, wanted $100. All clues point to a flaming trannie. Afterwards she kept giving me the eyes, but no thanks. I would not want to be near a woman whose dick is bigger than mine hehe. Then I picked up a girls outside Space to go back to the hotel, quickly got my phone stolen by this nasty puta. She will get the harshest punishments for the rest of her miserable life..

I had the same experience. I can see how some like MDE, but it definitely not Paradise and yes, Mexico blows away Colombia, in all aspects.

[Captain Solo]

Knowledge,

I went by my wingmen recommendations. As a casual visitor, I did not want to spend months researching and making contacts via Facebook. I expected the puta business in Medellin to offer beautiful talents, good values, security, nice, safe, honest, efficient, low costs, like what Hong Kong club does with its business and its nice, clean, honest, fun, glamorous girls in Tijuana.

One wingman worked hard on Tinder but got nothing in Medellin. He got some girls in Cartagena but they looked old, unattractive, way to homely with their pear-shape bodies like worn-down housewives. I was not interested.

Went to Club Space inside Cartagena's walled city. Again old, ugly, lumpy overweight women, none was attractive enough for companies or sex. One tall, slim, half-way attractive girl was standing quietly by herself all night near the door, not talking, not socializing with anyone. I got over talking to her a couple times to check her out. Half of her left body was spray painted with ugly tattoos (OK, I am exaggerating the spray paint part). The music was very loud. She spoke very little, one word at a time, wanted $100. All clues point to a flaming trannie. Afterwards she kept giving me the eyes, but no thanks. I would not want to be near a woman whose dick is bigger than mine hehe. Then I picked up a girls outside Space to go back to the hotel, quickly got my phone stolen by this nasty puta. She will get the harshest punishments for the rest of her miserable life.

The bros showed me the talents at Parque Lleras around midnight. Almost all were skanky or obese, tatted up, drugged up ugly freaks. Frankly I was disgusted with the freaks hanging out in P Lleras. A wingman was waiting for his girl who showed up with this girl Camilla. She looked pretty with her slim body, but she thought I was really hooked, lied and jacked up her $500 all night quote, which was outrageous and I would never accept. Then in the room she had an extremely offensive dead-fish pussy and was trying to steal from my luggage like an animal. Man, she was having a long series of orgasms, moaning and gasping, probably could not get any guy to fuck her stinky pussy in years.

I tried La Isla at 9 PM. 2 dozens girls were putting on make up in their dressing room, all looked like big, ugly, lumpy, tatted up, pear-shaped ghetto hoes. I would never consider sitting with such low-quality women, left alone fucking and paying them. If you think the big, lumpy, pear-shaped La Isla women are beautiful, send them to any beauty pageant. They would be laughed at as sideshow freaks!

Mongers would bear very high security risks having valuables stolen by nasty WGs for little gain, potentially getting in disputes and get stabbed by hoes or their pimps. They would face very hard times explaining to their wives, relatives, friends, business associates and bosses where they had been, and how they lost their phones, passports, wallets, credit cards ect. Very likely their passports will be sold and used by criminals or terrorists. These incidents have ways to get into the FBI files. Forget about security clearances for military or defense jobs and any federal privileges like Global Entry.

So my conclusion is, mongers would waste their time and money going to Colombia for WGs.

It's dumb how a bunch of O'Bamma Secret Service agents and supervisors risked their presidential security clearances with Cartagena hoes, lost their jobs, their families and any serious future employment. They are probably trying hard to hang on to their night watchmen jobs at Walmart.

[Surfer500]

Definitely a good time to go. I like Jan in Medellin. Weather is good and good time to get away from freezing North America.

There are too many generalizations being made about Medellin, almost leftover from Pre Facebook myths. There is no bad time to go to Medellin these days. Things have changed. There is so much supply that you can fund dates year round, that come to you all dolled up, smelling fresh, delivered in an air conditioned Uber, even on Christmas Eve.

Pre Facebook, most certainly it was different. We (I) depended on establishments or few known street corners. Now it is all FB or WhatsApp groups. I have even moved away from FB. Now I am exclusively, amigas of amigas. In two years, I have not seen a girl who is not an amiga of an amiga. There is a proper way to build that network but it is not hard.

As a first timer, above may be less relevant, but not to worry. Everything is open in Jan. Have fun.

The weather can be so awesome in Medellin. However, February at times is not a good month as there can be a lot of contamination in the air, and it can get very bad, to the point where they are adjusting pico why placa for when cars can be on the road.

And in addition to this, when the contamination levels get so high, they shut down the sports complexes like in Estadio and Bellen, along with others which means the soccer fields, basketball courts, tennis courts, and pools are closed. I remember back in February 2020 they had shut downs of three to four days at a time.

[Surfer500]

A few clubs in poblado have asked to see the card.

Actually a lot of the eating places in Provenza are asking to see proof of vaccination.

I ate at Sambombi on Friday night and they checked, and then on the closed street they are on I saw other places checking as well.

What I have done is taken my card and put it on the upper half of my Passport and have a color copy that I carry around with me.

Nobody is actually studying them or trying to verify whether they are fakes. They want your business, so they basically are answering the mail by seeing something that looks like a vaccine card, and they are different from each country.

It's interesting how lax it can be though for checking with higher end establishments. I entered a restaurant in a Hyatt hotel in Bogota the other day, and they didn't even ask, and this is a Hotel with all kinds of protocols.

As far as for immigration and travel, I have the original of my vax card clipped to my Passport.

So for those who have been vaxed, just carrying a photocopy of the card with your ID which could also be on your phone will get you in anywhere, but for travel it's better to have the original with you for presentation.

[Captain Solo]

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