Medellin Reports

[Lugnut]

So. I have been less than all safe and I was thinking I should get tested. No symptoms but I would like a fresh certificate because I am liking the SA thing and I suppose it is the responsible thing. I seem to remember a thread where someone was highlighting how quick and easy it was here. I can not find the thread. I did find a test lab off of google (SynLab) and it seemed like they would do the job done for about 450 kcop. When I finally found the place. Waited in line. Had a very embarrassing conversation in front of about 10 people. I was turned away because I didn't have my passport. Does anyone have any good ideas? Also it did seem a bit pricey though I really have no idea.

https://www.bioreferencia.com has various physical locations, and they will come to you for the blood draw also. I've been very happy with their services. 450 k seems very high, I pay less for much more than STI testing. Results available online a few hours later.

[Norbert61]

In comparison hotels near CDMX's tourists area are cheaper, nicer, cleaner, with hot water. Hotels in Colombia are much older, poorer, dirtier. Hotel San Francisco in Bogota is a very good deal at $35, but the walls are paper thin. By 6 AM and all morning the cleaning women talk so loud and make so much noise in the hallway, so loud it was like they were in bed with you. I had to complain to the reception desk.

Mexico's Telcel SIM works perfectly with voice, data, texts in Mexico. The Claro SIM sold to me was promised to include voice and text to the US but it never worked. I went to a couple branches to figure out how I could call and text the US, the kept telling me I needed to add money. I went to Claro's main service center near Plaza Botero. There was a line of a couple hundred people waiting to get in the building for billing and technical issues. Would take hours just to get in. I talked to accounting reps, they said to add more money, but it still did not work. After talking to many technical service people, they finally figured out that I had to buy a special plan to have voice and text to the US. Then their network was working only intermittently.

Hundreds of poor people were waiting outside Claro's Technical Service center for hours to get in to fix simple billing and technical problems..

You seem to have an excessive hate on for Colombia. Perhaps it would be best if you went to Mexico.

[Norbert61]

So. I have been less than all safe and I was thinking I should get tested. No symptoms but I would like a fresh certificate because I am liking the SA thing and I suppose it is the responsible thing. I seem to remember a thread where someone was highlighting how quick and easy it was here. I can not find the thread. I did find a test lab off of google (SynLab) and it seemed like they would do the job done for about 450 kcop. When I finally found the place. Waited in line. Had a very embarrassing conversation in front of about 10 people. I was turned away because I didn't have my passport. Does anyone have any good ideas? Also it did seem a bit pricey though I really have no idea.

[Osteoknot]

I got a little confused in my most recent post. This is the tranny-sister couple from Ground Zero. The tranny is super cute in the red and orange and the white visor but I have to be super drunk before I roll that way (kidding, jaja). S / he grabbed her sister for me to fuck who was also hanging out by the church. Her sister had a butter face but blowjob skills that could overcome any type of condom, and a nine body and I don't hand out tens. I fucked the sister at least three different times and I will bring her to The Nutti in a heartbeat if I am lucky enough to cross paths with her again.

The other couple shown in my most recent "amigas of amigas" post were best friends forever, literally since young childhood, but not related. The first two times I banged Pumpkin her tranny best friend came in the Ground Zero Love Motel room with us and watched at their request, I didn't care, I think she felt more relaxed with her BFF there, jaja. After that I got rid of her (the tranny) by buying her a beer.

Ostee Out, and don't forget, in these crazy times to Keep On Keepin' On.

P.S. Under the topic of differences between Thailand and Medellin, in MDE I have never had a tranny try to trick me into believing she's really a girl. Up front, all I say to her is "tranny"? And they instantly let you know. In Thailand, they might tell you the truth, but sometimes the 'ladyboys" run it like a little extortion scam where they wait until they are in the room with you, and then if you back out they insist on payment and can get violent if you don't pay up.

[Mojo Bandit]

Numero 4 is definite catfish, I've verified with the girl via her onlyfans. Remember to never send any money before hand people.

How did you ask her about the catfish situation? I did not post a link to her profile so the only thing I can think is that she denied having an FB account all together?

This girl used to post short videos in FB "stories" all the time, but I have not seen any lately but I do not see how a catfish could also post video.

I am definitely not sure that she is currently a working girl, l I now she was a couple of years ago, but at this point I do not think that her profile is a catfish. I have a some PMs going on with other BM looking into the situation but she has a lot of things that insinuate her profile to be legit. She has a group photo of her that one of the other chicas in the photo has "liked" which only makes sense if both profiles are fake. She also has the other chicas at least three of them in her friends list and vica versa which means it would have to be a coordination of 5 catfish profiles?

[Captain Solo]

In comparison hotels near CDMX's tourists area are cheaper, nicer, cleaner, with hot water. Hotels in Colombia are much older, poorer, dirtier. Hotel San Francisco in Bogota is a very good deal at $35, but the walls are paper thin. By 6 AM and all morning the cleaning women talk so loud and make so much noise in the hallway, so loud it was like they were in bed with you. I had to complain to the reception desk.

Mexico's Telcel SIM works perfectly with voice, data, texts in Mexico. The Claro SIM sold to me was promised to include voice and text to the US but it never worked. I went to a couple branches to figure out how I could call and text the US, the kept telling me I needed to add money. I went to Claro's main service center near Plaza Botero. There was a line of a couple hundred people waiting to get in the building for billing and technical issues. Would take hours just to get in. I talked to accounting reps, they said to add more money, but it still did not work. After talking to many technical service people, they finally figured out that I had to buy a special plan to have voice and text to the US. Then their network was working only intermittently.

Hundreds of poor people were waiting outside Claro's Technical Service center for hours to get in to fix simple billing and technical problems. Claro's people and organization are just way to incompetent and inefficient. They don't give a fuck about servicing their customers. I bet some assholes are colluding with the assholes in Colombia's government to have monopoly in mobile services to suck the blood out of this very poor people, make billions every year, so they can drink very expensive liquors and fuck the obese, lumpy freaks in La Isla every night.

Reputable sources told me Colombia is still a narco state, controlled and run by drug lords, splitting drugs profits with government officials.

[Kafka]

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[Norbert61]

Man what a shit day yesterday. I got back to Medellin yesterday. My SA girl is sick and can't play. So I was talking to another SA girl and we got things set up for 6 pm and she bails at 5 says she can come tomorrow after sending about 20 texts. Well fuck. So I get a well reviewed girl for mileroticos to come over. The outcall lis a little pricey but fuck it I didn't want to go out in the rain and the traffic. So as you would expect she shows up an hour late and she is a vennie and she does not have documents. Well I did feel bad for her so I slid her a bit of cash anyway (Ya I know. I'm soft) - she didn't ask for it. And I think this may pay dividends- so. Now it's 8:00 and what the fuck Lleras is a couple blocks away. There were a few doable girls. I asked they said 300 kcop but immediately dropped to 200- one agreed to kissing and BBBJ. Well there was a little kissing but that was it. Banged her in mish for a while but it wasn't going to happen so I got her to finish me off with a HJ. Fuck Lleras- it's the same everywhere man. If they were organized straight shooters they would prolly have good jobs and wouldn't be ho's. What you going to do.

[Balboa]

Then just for the fuck of it I will post some photos that I did take myself.

All ugly!

I'm going to Mexico! LOL.

What happened to Colombia and the forum?

Can we please have Colombia back! LOL.

Ridiculous shit these days smh.

[Kafka]

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[BlackThought]

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2640997]The link to her profile was given to me by another BM who was recommending her. He has been a member for several years.

For the record, Onlyfans pages do not mean anything. Webcam models? I have been with them also. You think they are getting rich because their FB page has a link to a FansOnly page or they are working as a webcam model? This has been discussed in this thread before because guys are such doubters. Yes there are chicas with onlyfans pages that still do citas. Yes there are webcam models who do citas. For the record though not all chicas I know of that have FansOnly pages do citas for the standard (150 k - 200 k) some want 250 some want 300 k, themost I ever paid a chica was 250 k because the BM that recommended her to me vouched for her talent level, and she did not disappoint. Looks and talent. She is on FanCentro. I do know of chicas that used to work as prepagos but stopped once they started getting steady income from those pages but not all of them stop working as prepago.

I posted photos of Medellin chicas that are hot, and yes the vast majority of them can be gotten, to counter the guy who said all the chicas in Medellin are fat and ugly, you decided in all your wisdom to troll this information?
/QUOTE]The chicas you and slapshot share with the board are the true 8's+. They sure as hell aren't wandering around el centro for 30 k COP.

[Captain Solo]

Wow.

For a few seconds I thought those pics were Mojo Bandit's regular Medellin girls hehe.

These pix below serve as a warning, their FB profiles are probably fake and just trying to get you to send money or subscribe to their Onlyfans page. And I say fuck Onlyfans!

[Beobeo]

I expected the puta business in Medellin to offer beautiful talents, good values, security, nice, safe, honest, efficient, low costs, like what Hong Kong club does with its business and its nice, clean, honest, fun, glamorous girls in Tijuana.

Hahaha sorry to disappoint but there isn't!! There are similar clubs but if you want HK, just go there. Why go to a different city in a different country and expect to get the same thing? HK isn't the Hilton!

[Beobeo]

The pissing contest began.

Did not try to start any contest, simply point out another pix of the fake profile #7. He single out Kate (I posted her pix before) about how he fuck and suck her titties too like I should care. When I posted her pix, I already passed her information to my friends to tried her out and they did as well. Don't pm me for profile, I only share with few people I know irl and hang out in Medellin. Do your research by reading forum to get the pussy you want or hire a guide if you're too lazy.

Since the start of the pandemic a lot of Medellin girls have opened OnlyFans accounts, but they're still selling the pussy. I know girls with OnlyFans accounts who never have, never will sell the pussy. An OnlyFans account indicates nothing.

Yes, I know a few that start doing Onlyfans but still taking cita (Angie come to mind). I'm not talking about those. I'm talking about girls who has a good supply of subscriber on Onlyfans, whose real FB profile said they don't do cita except those that are on their Onlyfans. I'm assuming this is just to get people to subscribe to her Onlyfans. #7 is one of those unless you can prove me wrong. I will post pix of those I'm confident that are Catfish / Fake profile.

The question is whether or not beautiful women, for paid sex, can be found in Medellin. I say yes.

And I agree, that's why I'm in medellin all the time and plan to retire there. I just want to correct the information posted because a lot of people use it to do their research (myself included 2 years ago). People exaggerate too much that readers think that they found those hot girls by walking around parque lleras. There are tons of hot girls in Medellin but it's not like HK in Tijuana where you point and fuck. If you want point and fuck like HK in Tijuana, I suggest Santa Fe in Bogota. I consider Santa Fe like Tijuana on steroid.

These pix below serve as a warning, their FB profiles are probably fake and just trying to get you to send money or subscribe to their Onlyfans page. And I say FUCK Onlyfans!

[ChuchoLoco]

The weather can be so awesome in Medellin. However, February at times is not a good month as there can be a lot of contamination in the air, and it can get very bad, to the point where they are adjusting pico why placa for when cars can be on the road.

And in addition to this, when the contamination levels get so high, they shut down the sports complexes like in Estadio and Bellen, along with others which means the soccer fields, basketball courts, tennis courts, and pools are closed. I remember back in February 2020 they had shut downs of three to four days at a time.

I have never heard of the pollution problem in February but it makes sense since I understand that is is a drier month with little to no rain to clean the air. I know there have been many times that leaving my windows open during the day has me coming back to dusty floors. I just don't remember what month. I wish I would have know this before I booked my next trip.