German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[Downandup]

I think Thailand is open by the way!

I just got back from two weeks in Thailand and the definition of open depends on what you think is sufficient to meet that standard. First the Test & Go program has been halted so it's the only way to visit Thailand is the Phuket Sandbox for two weeks. Then I saw first hand that all the gogo's are closed everywhere. Bars were allowed to be open while I was there but with the wave of Omicron the Chonburi governor has set a requirement on Friday night for testing to even enter a restaurant. It has just started when I was leaving and it was not being enforced but I did hear that now restaurants are requiring these tests. Bars may be forced to close but they were ignoring the orders earlier. I've also heard from bar owners who are closing their business for now as the daily testing of customers and staff is too expensive.

[Mr Ho]

The advantage of a 2 day trip is it is unlikely any adverse decisions will be made that will affect you while you are there. Especially when you take all the precautions. Triple jabbed, test at home before you go, watch the news and developments. If you do catch the virus it will not show for 2-3 days after you come back.

Recently came back from Thailand on a 18 day break. Certainly was not the same holiday as previous ones but much needed all the same.

I was stressed about getting tested positive and feared being stuck in a government hospital with no English breakfast to eat and all at my own expense. Who knows, maybe they will have stopped me from wanking as well? Or maybe, get lucky with a Thai nurse (I did shag a Thai nurse while I was in Bangkok haha).

My conclusion, a 2-3 day trip to FKK land is the best option for the next 6 months.

Well there are LLC like easy jets and many many flights and it is only 2 hours, so book it a night before to decrease the risk of you end up masturbating in hotel room in Germany LOL!

Or do escort in London, you live in UK right? I hear you get stunner level escort in London? It may be more expensive per hour, but over all, it will be cheaper due to the situation now? So if stunners are easily found on London escort scene, then do your what man got to do thing in London for now!

[The Cane]

Really? Middle eastern airline fire their hostess at age of 25? If so, that is my kinda airline LOL!

I think Thailand is open by the way!

I know of a beautiful, blue-eyed, blonde Brazilian "branca" (white girl) of German descent who was turned down by Emirates Airlines as a new hire. Well, I got to fuck her at least LOL!

[Mr Ho]

Does not sound too good. Think I will leave it.

P.S. I like having a good wank at 30,000 feet over Afghanistan in anticipation of my Thailand trips. Especially on one of the middle east airlines where they fire the stewardesses after they hit 25. Or maybe Eva with their green trim outfits.

Really? Middle eastern airline fire their hostess at age of 25? If so, that is my kinda airline LOL!

I think Thailand is open by the way!

[DrPoon]

The acute phase of the COVID-19 pandemic could end by July 2022 if every country ends up vaccinating at least 70 per cent of its population, the World Health Organization says.

Who knows? Summer frolicking without masks, testing or vaccine cards in FKKs this summer?

Not going to happen.

[Thampi62]

The acute phase of the COVID-19 pandemic could end by July 2022 if every country ends up vaccinating at least 70 per cent of its population, the World Health Organization says.

Who knows? Summer frolicking without masks, testing or vaccine cards in FKKs this summer?

Hoping for the best at least in this summer. Who knows what is next as Florona on door step.

[Turgid]

Still sitting in the other part of the world at 32 degree centigrade and dreaming about the Snow, Sauna, hot water, Wheat beer and the hot Romanian girls. Really miss the Romanian warmth. Hoping for the chances to come at least this year.

Cheers friends.

The acute phase of the COVID-19 pandemic could end by July 2022 if every country ends up vaccinating at least 70 per cent of its population, the World Health Organization says.

Who knows? Summer frolicking without masks, testing or vaccine cards in FKKs this summer?

[Thampi62]

Still sitting in the other part of the world at 32 degree centigrade and dreaming about the Snow, Sauna, hot water, Wheat beer and the hot Romanian girls. Really miss the Romanian warmth. Hoping for the chances to come at least this year.

Cheers friends.

[Sirioja]

I find clouds and mountains to be most boring and depressing on any long flight because you don't see them moving at all LOL. The only exciting part of the flight is when you begin to see the red roof tiles of German towns and then finally a glimpse of Frankfurt skyline the last 20 minutes of flight. Before that my only wish is a long shower in my hotel room, nothing else.

I drive to Germany, like many take car to go to buy bread or meat. But when I look at mountains or clouds, I dream, clouds looking like snow when you are above. Yesterday, after Sylvester and new year frustrating ski because of almost bad snow and many of best spots were closed, so I drove at night after ski and made pit stop at Cleo. Be. I took so long warm shower when arriving, I saw 2 guys showering, I m pretty sure going to room and returning showering while my shower, not first time happening, when I don t think I stayed for more than 30 mn. I also had long jacuzzi to cure ski pains. Unfortunately no wow for looks and level in bed there, when many second ranking in German business are now at Globe. Not to lose my 30 mn in HH 99 CHF, I went with Maria who is lovely, sweet, try and real will to please, french kissing and BBBJ, but no sensuality nor much skill, lovely but not interesting for sex. Emma who has the look for Globe where she would be one of the cutest most fresh, but when I saw her reaction about french kissing, I preferred to let her and I also let Cady at the desk with her key when she asked me to buy her a drink. No Aida ex Globe. Maria behavior deserved I gave her my 30 mn, not for more, when really not for Cady behavior, but I would have preferred to lose my 30 mn, when I m frustrated from such level for sex, even I emptied balls, but I need so much more. Wish Germany will stay on level I found and created for me on 2021.

[ZugVogel]

We heard from our customers that the sharks receptionist did not respond to theft or rip-off. I was able to find similar reports from the source I received here.

Where can I see the source?

[DrPoon]

I love to see clouds like snow and mountains, rather than people going to toilets. Fantasy could be to go to toilets with hostess, even they are on average less pretty now and toilets are small, but to experience if same blood pressure at 10000 high when I don't feel difference at 3000 high I'm quite used to.

At 35,000 ft people have about 30 seconds before becoming unconscious. So its important to put your oxygen mask on ASAP. From 10,000 ft people can function normally without oxygen.

[Derreisende75]

Can anyone confirm if with booster dose of vaccine (third dose) you are exempted to take a covid test at the entrance in Oase / Sharks? Or do you still have to do a rapid test on site to enter?

Thank you.

[Smoke Light]

I love to see clouds like snow and mountains, rather than people going to toilets. Fantasy could be to go to toilets with hostess, even they are on average less pretty now and toilets are small, but to experience if same blood pressure at 10000 high when I don't feel difference at 3000 high I'm quite used to.

I find clouds and mountains to be most boring and depressing on any long flight because you don't see them moving at all LOL. The only exciting part of the flight is when you begin to see the red roof tiles of German towns and then finally a glimpse of Frankfurt skyline the last 20 minutes of flight. Before that my only wish is a long shower in my hotel room, nothing else.

[Chris1791]

From UK, it is so close comparison to some of other flying monger, that is good part, the bad part is you still risk of being flying monger to flying wanker end up wanking in hotel room of some hotels in Germany instead of in your comfortable household in Uk, so be sure to bring PC and book your hotel room with good Wi-Fi package as plan be LOL!

Or upon landing, you find out UK got put on red list while you flying, then you can enjoy the ride back to your comfortable home in UK LOL!

So being flying wanker instead of flying monger or being sent back upon landing are the main risk among other things LOL!

The advantage of a 2 day trip is it is unlikely any adverse decisions will be made that will affect you while you are there. Especially when you take all the precautions. Triple jabbed, test at home before you go, watch the news and developments. If you do catch the virus it will not show for 2-3 days after you come back.

Recently came back from Thailand on a 18 day break. Certainly was not the same holiday as previous ones but much needed all the same.

I was stressed about getting tested positive and feared being stuck in a government hospital with no English breakfast to eat and all at my own expense. Who knows, maybe they will have stopped me from wanking as well? Or maybe, get lucky with a Thai nurse (I did shag a Thai nurse while I was in Bangkok haha).

My conclusion, a 2-3 day trip to FKK land is the best option for the next 6 months.

[Chris1791]

From UK, it is so close comparison to some of other flying monger, that is good part, the bad part is you still risk of being flying monger to flying wanker end up wanking in hotel room of some hotels in Germany instead of in your comfortable household in Uk, so be sure to bring PC and book your hotel room with good Wi-Fi package as plan be LOL!

Or upon landing, you find out UK got put on red list while you flying, then you can enjoy the ride back to your comfortable home in UK LOL!

So being flying wanker instead of flying monger or being sent back upon landing are the main risk among other things LOL!

Does not sound too good. Think I will leave it.

P.S. I like having a good wank at 30,000 feet over Afghanistan in anticipation of my Thailand trips. Especially on one of the middle east airlines where they fire the stewardesses after they hit 25. Or maybe Eva with their green trim outfits.