Puerto Vallarta

[Sky Jump]

Thanks great report and just down the street as I am also in 5th of Dec area. I have so so Spanish skills and an adventures heart. LOL.

Its my first time visiting this coastal resort city and I have to say I really like it. I normally spend all my beach and sun visits to Mexico in Q. Roo, the Caribbean side of the country. I decided to rent an airbnb on the hillside of the 5 de Deciembre barrio. It's within walking distance of centro and the malecon. But you have to navigate some steep hills and if you do you are rewarded with some great views of the bay and better sea breezes. If you do stay in those hills just take your time and rest in between blocks. Anytime I had something to carry, like groceries I used a taxi to get up there. Buses are 10 pesos and will take you along the main coastal avenue. I arrived Saturday but spent it exploring my barrio and the malecon. My airbnb is pretty close to the red light district so I did get some info for those of you more adventurous at heart. I found 3 places and two are the brothel bar type and the third a saloon type bar with chicas to drink, dance entertain you like the days of old.

Bar Terraza del Colonial 48350, Guatemala 367,5 de Diciembre, Puerto Vallarta, Jal.

There is one door to enter the bar and another next door for the chicas and rooms. I talked to several of the chicas. Perhaps late 20's, early 30's of age. Ok to look at but this is so not my scene, jaja. They stated cost of chicas is 800 pesos for half an hour and 100 for the room. So 900 to get your rock on.

La Botana 48350, Colombia 1422,5 de Diciembre, Puerto Vallarta, Jal.

Same setup, two doors one goes upstairs to a bar and the other is for rooms with the chicas..

[Sky Jump]

Great report and link. Can I ask was that the rate for a couple hours and have you used this service before? Just flew up from living in Medellin and trying to figure out the ropes here since I will be living here for a few months. Any pointers would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

[Vendelo]

I usually monger in GDL and use twitter, SA or one of the better agencies. I'm planning a trip to PV and have been using SA to make contacts.

I realize there is a Seeking Arrangement forum but wanted to post this here; please read on as to why.

As many SDs know, many SBs are flakey. Long story short and without providing details, I had a bad experience with an SB and reported my experience to SA. By the way, they request evidence when you submit a report, which I provided. I expected they would email me but they did not.

So I found out from the SB that SA terminated her account! I was actually happy and surprised. Happy because she should not have done what she did and surprised because SA acted swiftly. I also learned new Spanish words and phrases as she I and argued over texting! A 22-year old can be feisty. I just wish my Spanish was better so I could better explain what she did.

Anyway, I'm still engaging a handful of girls on SA. I've hobbied in Mexico (GDL & DF), Thailand and the US but if anyone has SA referrals please PM or share here. Thanks!

[Vendelo]

I traveled US to GDL in Dec. GDL did not require a Covid Test. I just read PV requires a Covid Test upon arrival from the US. Is this true? Link?

[Jalandose]

Went there in November to find a barbershop operating in the space. Didn't see any girls there, the barber had a person in the chair, so I just moved on.

Heading to PV soon. It's been about a year. Has anyone been to Lotus Spa lately? Recommendations on who to ask for? Know what services are offered?

[SteveTheFinn]

Heading to PV soon. It's been about a year. Has anyone been to Lotus Spa lately? Recommendations on who to ask for? Know what services are offered?

[BJohnson2004]

What Hotel were you at and able to get a Girl in? How did you do it, just walk fast like you both are staying there or did you have to check in at counter?

Ideas?

I had the good fortune of having a different hotel than my colleagues so I had indies on the brain during my last trip to PV. The first on my list began hedging on the time so I cancelled and went to #2, Nicol. She is the girl in the photos and answered WA immediately, a good sign. The delays of typing through the translator then copying to WA made her a bit anxious I think. She wanted a photo of my hotel room and my key, standard stuff really, but seemed confused about m/

[PineTree]

I had the good fortune of having a different hotel than my colleagues so I had indies on the brain during my last trip to PV. The first on my list began hedging on the time so I cancelled and went to #2, Nicol. She is the girl in the photos and answered WA immediately, a good sign. The delays of typing through the translator then copying to WA made her a bit anxious I think. She wanted a photo of my hotel room and my key, standard stuff really, but seemed confused about my intentions. After I told her I was using a translator I think she calmed down but she was really worried about getting scammed. After all of that she arrived within an hour and I met her at the hotel entrance really happy that she was the girl as advertized. Just as I had asked she didn't wear hooker chic clothing so I looked like so many other of the sugar daddies wandering around this resort hotel, except masked and hatted making the walk of shame so much easier.

In the room Nicol was just fine. She kissed well and realized that I needed to get things worked up, so she wasn't rushing me. While not aggressively sensual she was sweet and accomodating. Her BBJ could be better but she seems happy to cuddle both before and after. I'm sure she could take a pounding but I couldn't give on that particular evening. I would definitely repeat but you know I'm in this for the variety, so only if my first one or two choices flake on me.

She paid for her own cab and didn't ask for more money to pay for it. Since she arrived so soon I think she's close to the marina. She asked for 1300 pesos but I gave her 1500 and didn't ask for change. Well worth it I think.

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/soy-nicol-una-hermosa-chica-muy-complaciente-y-dispuesta-a-cumplir-tu-fantasias/21999946/

[BJohnson2004]

Note: some places closed on Sunday, so could not check.

By Far the Best place is Vallarta Message at the Marina, cost some Uber wise to get there but by far worth in, large selection even in middle of day.

Like others have said Luna is by far the best if you large Large Tits, non in the area are better, but she does have some stomach which is very normal for.

Super large all natural tits. Best Massage also and charges the typical area rates as report here.

2nd best choice is KONI Spa more in Town, but limited selections so ask. Other locations were closed when I checked Sunday and again Monday.

NOTE: you do not get the full menu at ANY of the places until you are in the room, if you don't like the price or girl leave or ask for an other girl they will help you and are nice about it.

Some notes are from past posts and mine so I compile them.

1. Vallarta Massage.

Ancla 30, Marina Vallarta, 48335 Puerto Vallarta, Jal, Mexico.

Crolina- Small TIT DS short 5' 1".

Luna. Big Tit, Tall Full Figure nicest Tits ever, thick waist.

"L". Cute face, tiny and stout, somewhat shy. All touching encouraged. Patrica 2017 review fake tits 25 but real good.

"see" there is super cute. Great spinner body. Perky tits. Very good massage skills. I would see her again.

Codes: before Hand Job. C6 Full Service and on up.

https://vallarta-massage.business.site

2. Serenity (closed to marina water).

Bad Selection when I stopped by out side, so did not even go in.

Mástil, Marina Vallarta, 48450 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

Also owned by CONI Spa around Corner by water.

"why" at Serenity. Full Service She is also 21, petite nice tits $75 he no Cloth $125 EveryT touching encouraged.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/categ...0957716630215/

Do not go to.

4. Venus Spa (3 doors down from Vallarta Massage) -NO. Normal HJ only.

Kinich Spa 2, NO Av Paseo de la Marina. Unknown whether extra services are available.

Marina salon and Spa- NO Normal.

5. Coni Spa. With letter see. (don't confuse one with a K).

Closed at time.

Av México 1360 Altos, 5 de Diciembre, 48350 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

• 2nd Floor according to Web site Jan 2022.

• http://coni-spa-massage.negocio.site/.

• https://www.facebook.com/pages/Coni-Spa/305064623032041.

• Half block north Señor Frogs Souvenir store.

• Gets the best reports of spas on this street. Court Yard out in of Theater next to Wings Army.

• Elizabeth over weight by best erotic massage ever.

• Massage 400 pesos, HJ 900 pesos, sexy (topless with touching) 1200 to 1500 pesos, CBJ 1800 pesos, FS 2500 pesos. Their best looking girls start after 3 pm.

Probably walked by it 3 times while I was here. Coni Spa (despite what I wrote before) is indeed at Basilio Badillo 330 in the Zona Romántica. However, it is on the wrong side of the street, next to 329 and the other odd numbered addresses. There is also a 330 on the "right" side of the street which is where I assumed it would be but that isn't it. Also, unlike almost all the other businesses on this street it is set back and you won't see the sign unless you turn your head.

6. Do not go.

One next to CONI did not get name.

Its a normal massage, they menu out front sheet even says so, not specials in back.

7. CONI2 now called something else down hallway in side.

Was closed at time.

2nd location down street 4 blocks from Coni #1 Full Service.

JQ89+M9 Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico.

Av. Mexico 1128. Just north of Malecon.

8. No name Massage -.

I checked no sign or any thing closed.

New Name might be Ninja Massage by Cecilla Callejo?

One block behind Señor Frogs Souvenir store.

9. Lotus Spa.

Did not check this one.

North of the Isla Caule Rivers more Alta Vista Zone way south of Hotel Zone but north of romanic.

Google:

Morelos 172, Centro, 48300,48300 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

Also owned by CONI Spa.

Person starting with V was good.

Carla.

Shasha.

By the Rio Hotel. Got baited by a college-aged gal, in her late 40's.

https://www.facebook.com/lotus.spa.puertovallarta

10. Serenity.

This was closed at time of check.

On Basilli Badillo. Near by- 2021 report.

Google:

Basilio Badillo 329, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

Here was a woman in her late 30's who seemed to be managing the place. A girl of around 20 offered to show me inside, She was about a 6, but seemed to be the only other one available at the moment. Although she spoke no English, and I understand little Spanish, she seemed very forthright about services and prices. $1 K for massage w / he. $1,500 for sin ropa (clothes off), or $2,500 for FS. I opted for the he, and she took (most) of her clothes off, and started a mediocre massage. Nice small butt, and decent breasts. Touching seemed to be encouraged. (Note: The walls are pretty thin here. There was an American who came into the room next door, shortly after my massage started, that was very loud and distracting.).

11.317 Basilio Badillo Spa.

Closed at time.

Creida, 20's, small BS, 5'0". Showered together after $2500 pesos.

Centro zone.

Google:

Basilio Badillo 317, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

12. KONI spa 319 Basilio Badillo Spa.

OPEN, Best Looking one there but super super small Tits if you like that.

Two Girls at door but more in back so ask, then you go up stairs real nice rooms.

Helina A Cup 20's. 8 or 9.

Basilio Badillo 320, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

13. The Best Massage.

Girls did not look sexy one was large, could be a normal massage so did not go in.

Please copy and paste and update my report as you find edits so its always current.

PRICES- for most places.

$30 to get you in door for normal massage.

$50 happy ending with all clothes on.

Then it goes up from here.

$115 no Clothes full touch Covered BJ.

$150 Everything Sex BJ no Clothes full touch.

Prices may vary.

Compared to High end Escort in PV for Everything at your hotel is also about $150 to $200 for high end one hour.

In Pesos everything is quoted at 2500 pesos but if you pay in dollars they will up charge you at least 5% and.

Call it a tax or conversion feed so bring Pesos only if you want to save maybe $5 to $10.

I did not care to deal with ATM machines so did USD.

[PineTree]

Just a heads up as I will be there in a little over a week. The state of Jalisco has bumped up their defense against the surge of new Covid cases. They are requiring a vaccine certificate or negative test within the prior 48 hours for entrance to bars, clubs and other mass gatherings. Could be worse and could get worse. The state of Nayarit just North of PV is currently more aggressive.

Bummer. I was just there and will be back in a few days.

With a name like Masajes Lolita I thought I had found fertile ground. Nope. The (fat, old) lady says her name is Lolita and she offers a massage in her apartment near the Walmart. Not only that even if you wanted something at all erotic from you won't get it. Straight massage and not good enough to rationalize the cab ride to see her. The legit places around the marina are more convenient and better skilled.

Speaking of the Marina, I went back there after striking out with Lolita. There is a place amongst the shops that will do full service for 3000 pesos if you're interested. If you are standing with the boats to your back and looking at the small lighthouse with the pharmacy in it, it's in the first building to your right.

[RocksWithSalt]

Just a heads up as I will be there in a little over a week. The state of Jalisco has bumped up their defense against the surge of new Covid cases. They are requiring a vaccine certificate or negative test within the prior 48 hours for entrance to bars, clubs and other mass gatherings. Could be worse and could get worse. The state of Nayarit just North of PV is currently more aggressive.

[The Tanuki]

Oh my god!

Sounds like Japan to me. I remember having a really long lay over in Narita one time and taking the train down to Akiabara. I read somewhere that there were some massage places around there so a roamed the streets a bit but didn't find any.

Fun little adventure but I bet the prices would have been crazy.

G.

Pre-COVID, a 90 minute massage with he was usually around 8000 to 10,000 yen, so less than $100 US. Or you could go to the BJ bars and get a hummer for 3000 yen at opening time. I miss being over there in Tokyo a lot.

TT.

[PineTree]

I'm heading to the Vallarta Massage in a few days.

Any good Tips or girls anyone would suggest. Prefer all Natural and older.

My Notes from search all posts are so far.

Crolina- Small tits DS short 5' 1"" young.

Luna. Big Tit, Tall Full Figure nicest Tits ever, Thick waist Showered with.

Patrica 2017 review fake tits 25 but real good.

I've seen Luna and Carolina but I don't know if they are still there. The description is correct. In the marina there a number massage places. As you stand with the boats at your back, the ones to the left offer some decent options but you will pay for full service just what you would at Vallarta Massage at the place farthest to the left. The ones to the right look more legit but I've only been to one on a side street that is totally legit. I haven't taken a cab to the south yet.

[Woorace]

I'm heading to the Vallarta Massage in a few days.

Any good Tips or girls anyone would suggest. Prefer all Natural and older.

My Notes from search all posts are so far.

Crolina- Small tits DS short 5' 1"" young.

Luna. Big Tit, Tall Full Figure nicest Tits ever, Thick waist Showered with.

Patrica 2017 review fake tits 25 but real good.

I'm headed down there on a cruise the 1st week of February, so I am looking for some updated information on the massage / escort / strip club scene. I guess we dock not too far from the airport, and will have to take a cab. Looking forward to finding something good to fill part of my day.

Thanks in advance for any current info! Will provide a report on the back-end.

[BJohnson2004]

I'm heading to the Vallarta Massage in a few days.

Any good Tips or girls anyone would suggest. Prefer all Natural and older.

My Notes from search all posts are so far.

Crolina- Small tits DS short 5' 1"" young.

Luna. Big Tit, Tall Full Figure nicest Tits ever, Thick waist Showered with.

Patrica 2017 review fake tits 25 but real good.