Sao Paulo Reports

[Rugan]

I'm about 48 hours in to my first South American experience.

I'm impressed. I might have considered myself a connoisseur of the massage with sex experience but I see in Brazil this is not something rare but a regular service. Being one of my favourite services I'm sure I will return.

I will be here for a few months and more than happy to connect with other forum members here.

I will report a bit later when I have the local ground knowledge to compare and contrast. For the moment, very happy to be here. Will definitely visit the clinicas again!

[Kfranchie]

I will visit scandallo tonight somebody who want to join?

Looks relatively slow on google maps traffic. I will wait for Thursday.

Bomboa looks almost full capacity though.

[SamaRiding]

Clinica Prime offers four hands. They have girls work well together so I think you can start from there. I remember they also have a pair of twin sisters, Bia or something similar but I don't know if they work together.

Babi and Bia are the Prime twins and they do work together if they are in the house at same time. But they work very infrequently and very hard to catch them on same day. I tried to do a Duo with them in my last visit but Bia didn't show up and I settled with a very nice session with Babi alone. Sometimes 4 four hands is not better than two hands in the clinicas. As Nounce mentioned you should ask the reception which girls work well together. I believe Jade works well with a few of the other girls.

[Chege]

There is a churrasco in Casarao on Mondays. Im kind of late. Its already Tuesday here in Europe.

I will visit scandallo tonight somebody who want to join?

[Nounce]

...For example: twin sister providers, or a group of girls for interactive foursome...

Clinica Prime offers four hands. They have girls work well together so I think you can start from there. I remember they also have a pair of twin sisters, Bia or something similar but I don't know if they work together.

[The Cane]

I must chime in here. My first take is that you are accustomed to more upscale accomodation than me. I have stayed at the Mercure Sao Paulo Moema at Av Lavandisca on many occasions. In my first stay I went down to the restaurant and realized that it was not for me and ate elsewhere, breakfast included. That being said I had no problem with anything else. The rooms suited me fine. I had an excellent relationship with the lady who I saw most at the front desk. The others were great as well. The cleaning ladies were ok and did a good job. I had no problems with the wifi. My last stay there was November, 2019. The Ibirapuera Bourbon Convention hotel which is closer to the airport does a better job at reducing airplane noise but it takes a lot to disturb my slumber. It is indeed a little away from the Moema clinicas but that's not a problem for me as I used walks to clinicas for my daily exercise (in cool weather). Perhaps others can chime in to give their experiences especially regarding support staff who I found quite friendly and helpful.
Regarding Sao Paulo taxis - for some reason I have had not so good experiences with taxi drivers here. They are the worst I've experienced anywhere and I avoid them. My experience is that many try to take advantage of my lack of Portuguese speaking skills and in addition are surly. But who knows perhaps I just chose some bad apples.

It could be that I overall just had a lot of bad luck during my stay. But, with so many other hotel options I just decided to never go back to the Mercure on Lavandisca, and I'm happy with that decision. I like the Mercure Times Square Hotel in Moema much, much better, and I think I will try Bourbon the next time.

[Turgid]

It was girl friendly, but crappy rooms, crappy internet connection, airport noise in the mornings, crappy hotel restaurant, overall bad service, other hotels better situated....

I must chime in here. My first take is that you are accustomed to more upscale accomodation than me. I have stayed at the Mercure Sao Paulo Moema at Av Lavandisca on many occasions. In my first stay I went down to the restaurant and realized that it was not for me and ate elsewhere, breakfast included. That being said I had no problem with anything else. The rooms suited me fine. I had an excellent relationship with the lady who I saw most at the front desk. The others were great as well. The cleaning ladies were ok and did a good job. I had no problems with the wifi. My last stay there was November, 2019. The Ibirapuera Bourbon Convention hotel which is closer to the airport does a better job at reducing airplane noise but it takes a lot to disturb my slumber. It is indeed a little away from the Moema clinicas but that's not a problem for me as I used walks to clinicas for my daily exercise (in cool weather). Perhaps others can chime in to give their experiences especially regarding support staff who I found quite friendly and helpful.
Regarding Sao Paulo taxis - for some reason I have had not so good experiences with taxi drivers here. They are the worst I've experienced anywhere and I avoid them. My experience is that many try to take advantage of my lack of Portuguese speaking skills and in addition are surly. But who knows perhaps I just chose some bad apples.

[Kfranchie]

There were much more SP girls than I could quickly review in 2 hours. Of the ones I contacted, 80% responded quickly and quickly moved to WhatsApp (use with google g-board for easy translation). More than half of them spoke some English, a few spoke English very well. Either way texting is easy with translation. For the most part 500 reais was the end point, though some asked much more. One said she had lived in the USA and would only accept US dollars, and quoted $450 USD which made me laugh. That I was only in town for 7 days and dealing with jetlag etc, I was more in the mode to pay more for better / quicker service. If in Brazil for longer, no doubt costs would come down considerably.

The 2 girls I met were fantastic. Went on a classy dinner date with one then back to hotel, 5 hours in all and top notch service. The other was a bit shy / nervous so we chilled in the Renaissance and had drinks / talked, then up to the room. Best BJ of the trip and an absolute pleaser.

My first impression of Brazil: absolutely amazing, . Seems that whatever method you find chicks, it's easy to get their contact info and build up a stable of regulars. I'll still return to Thailand as I've lived there and have friends, but my new lust is Brazil.

The chick that was charging $450 USD goes by the profile name Bruna?

I told her that I don't use condoms to troll and she immediately blocked me LOL.

[TomJohnSt2000]

Hi fellow mongers!

I am headed to Sao Paulo in few months and am looking for some fun there too.

Read all of this forum since like 2018, you guys share a lot of great info here. Plan is to hit Scandallo and maybe few other places as the start. Then I am also looking for independents, found some other forums with reviews (not sure if I am allowed to share their names here).

Now I am also trying to find some girls for some of the interests I have.

For example: twin sister providers, or a group of girls for interactive foursome, or girls that allow fisting. I know those are pretty specific.

Does anyone know of girls who would fit those asks? Or maybe there's a company / person who can help with looking for those?

Promise to report back here once I come, I know not all of you like new members.

[Nordico]

It was girl friendly, but crappy rooms, crappy internet connection, airport noise in the mornings, crappy hotel restaurant, overall bad service, other hotels better situated. Is that enough?

Enough is enough.

In 2015 I stayed in Mercure Ibirapuera Privilege (not the one mr. Cane is talking about) and it was in desperate need of new paint. I stayed one night (I paid two nights, because I arrived early in the morning) there in October and the hotel had been renovated since my previous stay. The cleaning was impeccable, which is nice these days. Some airplane noise, of course, but I'm getting used to it. The location is really good, some working girls live there, even if you never see them in the lobby area, and I would definitely consider staying there again.

[Nordico]

Just arrived today, any suggestions for a Monday night in SP?

There is a churrasco in Casarao on Mondays. I’m kind of late. It’s already Tuesday here in Europe.

[XXL]

Wow, that's quite a long list of negatives!

Interesting, I had a similar experience but with an Uber driver. It was on my first trip to Sampa and I was going to clinica Tangara on a Sunday. The next thing I knew it felt like I was in downtown Sampa. So, I alerted the driver with my broken Portuguese and he realized his mistake. He was very apologetic and turned around. This time he dropped me at the right place.

Not a problem if you take an Ueber X (or light or whatever it's called). Ueber X charges as per quoted, whatever the route and time wasted.

[The Critic]

https://bomboa.com.br/ open and has a short tour video if you have haven't been yet.

[SamaRiding]

A few guys asked me about Airbnb in Moema and if they are girl friendly. Most luxury condo buildings in SP require visitors to check their IDs and even phone and photos taken at the front desk. This security is not for only the working girls but for all visitors. Girls also expect to have their IDs checked. You have to check each apartment policy on allowing visitors which depends on each Airbnb owner, as I don't think buildings have a specific policy on escorts. The Airbnb listing usually would mention visitor or guest policy and if not listed, just discreetly message the owner if visitors are allowed. They know the drill and heard it all and will tell you what they allow. This is the best way to prevent any future misunderstanding. That said there is one building in heart of Moema CLínica country which is girl friendly as I heard from several reports some GPS actually live in the building Tsue Palace and the building offers monthly rentals. It has both Airbnb rentals and hotel bookings. I haven't stayed here as I think there are better places on Airbnb.

https://abnb.me/Y0Stl2Lbxmb

The Tsue Palace Flat.

https://goo.gl/maps/HjGCAcMx3UwmRpSX8

[Lefeu]

...i also hated one of the old and stupid taxistas out front who on my very first trip to Sampa took me all the way downtown to Paulista Avenue on a Sunday when I wanted to go to a Moema clinica!...

Wow, that's quite a long list of negatives!

Interesting, I had a similar experience but with an Uber driver. It was on my first trip to Sampa and I was going to clinica Tangara on a Sunday. The next thing I knew it felt like I was in downtown Sampa. So, I alerted the driver with my broken Portuguese and he realized his mistake. He was very apologetic and turned around. This time he dropped me at the right place.