Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

My last hours in Pattaya, so between sorting out the Brazilian entry paperwork, I had some ladies over.

Back to packing.

I will come back when Omicron isn't everywhere.

Looks like you are jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire pimp. The news is that Brazil may have up to 1 million cases of covid per day in 2 weeks. They say the real number is 9 times higher than the registered number. 468,000 were infected with omicron yesterday (Friday 7 Jan) alone (although "only" 53,419 cases were registered). Are there even 53,000 people in Pattaya?! You can run, but you can't hide. We are all on this planet together.

Lucky my girlfriend from Brazil is here in the States with me for now. We are off to Cancun Monday. You may come out better meeting us down there instead of going to Brazil if you call yourself ducking the disease. What is your worry anyway; you are vaccinated remember!

P. S. A chick that I mess with in Rio is a nurse that deals with covid patients. She has never even had a covid test since this whole pandemic has been going on. She said they only test if they have symptoms. Not sure if it is the same for regular patients though. Of course anyone can walk into particular places that do testing and pay for their own test.

https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/equili...entistas.shtml

[Explorer8939]

I will miss my bargirlfriend when I leave Pattaya. She is as loyal and loving as possible, until the barfine ends. Plenty of GFE, she fucks as if her life depended on it.

One quirk: she showed up once on her period, and so brought a young lady for me to fuck instead. Never seen that before.

She is a classic MILF, maybe 5 years from becoming a GILF. In her bar, she is the only older lady, the rest are 20 somethings, but she gets more drinks than most of the other ladies.

Despite nearing retirement age, she isn't looking for a boyfriend, instead she wants 5 or more barboyfriends who will barfine her once a week or so, she is honest about that.

She's got 1,000+ men following her on Facebook. But they are all special for her.

[Explorer8939]

My last hours in Pattaya, so between sorting out the Brazilian entry paperwork, I had some ladies over. First came my massage lady, who generally spends half the session massaging my prostate. She always tries the obligatory HJ, but I never cum with her, because I always have another lady coming over after. This time, I got a bit frisky with her, and maybe next time I will be more active with her.

Then I did a last minute invite with a freelancer name Siriporn, who used to work at Ruby Club. She claims she tests every day, but it was a bit of a risk having her over. I just wanted a quick fuck, which was what she wanted, first a lengthy BBBJ, and then my first fuck with a condom in 2 years (unless I forgot someone). In an out, wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Back to packing.

I will come back when Omicron isn't everywhere.

[Explorer8939]

Math time kiddies.

USA 360 million pop. Reports 1,000,000 new cases a day.

Thai 60 M reports 6,000 a day.

I get margin of error.

Shouldn't Thailand by now have over 100,000 new cases a day.

The USA has had Omicron at least 10 days before Thailand, so I look for an Omicron peak in Thailand about January 20. Since they don't test much, that peak will be less than 20,000 cases. The question is how many hospital beds will be filled?

[Chimpo Chinn]

As a Blue Zone, Pattaya bars can continue to serve alcohol until 9 pm. At least for now.

But, Covid is everywhere, so I am hesitant to run out to a bar tonight.

Math time kiddies.

USA 360 million pop. Reports 1,000,000 new cases a day.

Thai 60 M reports 6,000 a day.

I get margin of error.

Shouldn't Thailand by now have over 100,000 new cases a day.

[Explorer8939]

As a Blue Zone, Pattaya bars can continue to serve alcohol until 9 pm. At least for now.

But, Covid is everywhere, so I am hesitant to run out to a bar tonight.

[Explorer8939]

I ran into a lady who has a German sugar daddy, he gives her 5 K baht for LT, and barfines her almost every day.

That's a non-trivial amount of money.

[Explorer8939]

So I took my Mamasan friend to the Cape Dara Resort, and she gave me GFE, she managed to fuck me in the hot tub, then in bed, then slept wrapped around me all night.

But, despite all that, it's key to remember that it's just a job for her, albeit one she is very good at. When she is drunk, she tells me about the lovesick customers who throw money at her.

Friday night is my last night in Thailand so I want to barfine someone special, but the good ones are all in isolation with Omicron.

[BionicMan]

You obviously haven't taken a take home rapid test before. The instructions literally tell you to just swap the inner walls of your nostril.

"Gently insert the SWAB 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch into the nostril, depending on the size of the person's nose. Firmly rub the SWAB in a circular motion around the inside wall of EACH NOSTRIL at least 4 times.

I don't dispute the instructions but the capacity of each one to follow them. Anything uncomfortable to the individual will see his reaction. If it is done by someone else he can ignore your up (nostril) uncomfortableness and proceed as instructed, no matter what, but if it is DYI I doubt 100% will do it as required. I for one.

When I did my PCR tests, administered by a nurse only once I was ok, the others were a "pain". It seemed never ending and up to my brain. It's a psychological matter, I know.

[Beno69]

Think twice before getting tested!...

Thanks for spreading Covid just to save some money! - you can also self isolate in your Condo and doctor/nurse will check every day and bring food..

By the way everyone should have Covid insurance. And if you don't like to pay maybe they give you the chance to quarantine with 1000 Thais / Indians / Arabs in a lovely tent.

[Explorer8939]

Wait a minute; You are planning to go to Brazil and bring your Thai ex or her twin sister with you? That's like taking sand to the beach, unless you are planning to go up North and relax on the Dune Beaches between Recife and Fortaleza. Believe me Exp8939, you will want to sample the SP Boate and Clinca girls as well as the Terma girls in RJ. They are all set to show you a memorable time. My advice is fly to Brazil solo, check out the local girls, and after a month or so invite your ex over if you still want to. 555.

BTW, Omicron is already in Brazil. So What? Most girls are vaxed and you will need to get vaxed too before entry. Even if you subsequently become a crossover statistic, it won't be a big deal. Covid smovid. It is time we learned to live with it.

I have been to Brazil many times, and can communicate in Portuguese. I am more than fully vaxxed.

I know the lady I am taking very well, I am sure there are nights when she won't want to go out, and I can go to a Termas. However, for whatever reason, she is getting horny more frequently, so maybe I might not have as much free time as I hope. Unfortunately, she has zero interest in other ladies, so no threesomes. I don't go to bars in Brazil, but she might want to spend some time in a bar, don't know.

I have a PCR test in 2 days. If I or she is positive, I will delay the trip, but I dread a 2 week quarantine.

[SinfullyKorean]

Let's say that a proper test needs the swab to go the nostrils to an extent that if self administered one will stop before, which is pretty common and natural. The way the swab takes place is quite significant to the result of the test. Then each one his own.

You obviously haven't taken a take home rapid test before. The instructions literally tell you to just swap the inner walls of your nostril.

"Gently insert the SWAB 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch into the nostril, depending on the size of the person's nose. Firmly rub the SWAB in a circular motion around the inside wall of EACH NOSTRIL at least 4 times.

[Explorer8939]

https://bangkokherald.com/thailand/p...-for-covid-19/

25% positivity for Covid tests in TreeTown.

It is bad on the ground now in Pattaya.

[Axel Heyst]

Omicron is coming, so I am going. To Brazil, until this blows over. When Omicron hits Brazil, I will move on to a safer place.

I was going with my ex, but she dropped me in favor of another customer, so I am going with her twin sister. If she flakes, I will go alone, which is probably the best idea.

Wait a minute; You are planning to go to Brazil and bring your Thai ex or her twin sister with you? That's like taking sand to the beach, unless you are planning to go up North and relax on the Dune Beaches between Recife and Fortaleza. Believe me Exp8939, you will want to sample the SP Boate and Clinca girls as well as the Terma girls in RJ. They are all set to show you a memorable time. My advice is fly to Brazil solo, check out the local girls, and after a month or so invite your ex over if you still want to. 555.

BTW, Omicron is already in Brazil. So What? Most girls are vaxed and you will need to get vaxed too before entry. Even if you subsequently become a crossover statistic, it won't be a big deal. Covid smovid. It is time we learned to live with it.

[Explorer8939]

Omicron is coming, so I am going. To Brazil, until this blows over. When Omicron hits Brazil, I will move on to a safer place.

I was going with my ex, but she dropped me in favor of another customer, so I am going with her twin sister. If she flakes, I will go alone, which is probably the best idea.