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  1. #52055
    Last day in Medellin, other than the regular walking around and appreciating the Lleras scenery. Apparently should have planned for more time just to explore the scene outside of Lleras. Ended up in Om Spa and took the bait for 4 hand sensorial for 250 k. I'll admit the girls were pretty damn good at this, they went under, around, just all over and pressing son all the right spots, coulda done this for another hour honestly. If you can speak Spanish it will be a huge benefit as with all things here it seems. My Spanish sucks ass so they asked for 150 k more to each get nude. Hard to say no with balls in one of their hands and shaft in the other. I'd put them both at 8/10 in looks, early 20's, great ssses, but once the clothes came off, damn didn't expect the fitness, firmness and all natural. I gave in but only if I could nut twice. They both looked at each other like I was crazy. Needless to say the first was quick but the second took all their effort. Started clock watching which is a huge turnoff but in the end they worked it until completion. I'd say not so worth it since they didn't take their thongs off. Got numbers and later they offered 200 k for nude and BJ at hotel but only after spa hours, and different girls offered (not as hot but not ugly). Kathe & Johanna were my girls.

    Can't for the life of me find a good massage from a total smokeshow. Any help always appreciated.

  2. #52054

    Veracruz Church

    Quote Originally Posted by Osteoknot  [View Original Post]
    One of the priests from Vera Cruz tells it like this, "We have two kinds of hombre sinners here. Those who ask for forgiveness for what they are about to do, and those who ask for for forgiveness for what they just did." Jajajajjajaja, I love it..
    Some background on the Veracruz Church. It's over three hundred years old, I believe closer to 340 years old, and prostitutes have been working around it since it was built. Just imagine being there 300 years ago, I have no clue as to what the currency was like back then, it would be interesting to know. And I wonder about condoms back then. I believe they used pig intestines back then, maybe not. As we all know, prostitution is the oldest business on the planet, and imagine that there were guys there banging hoes three hundred years ago.

    Most definitely hallow ground!

  3. #52053
    Quote Originally Posted by Shagmeister7777  [View Original Post]
    You've got to be kidding me. Sharing is caring.
    You obviously have not been reading this forum. It was only a couple of weeks ago that someone shared a profile online and the next thing you know the girl went from charging 200 k to charging 500 k. Law of supply and demand. The demand went through the roof. I suspect that half of the assholes writing to her were / are lurkers that sit on the internet in their moms basement jacking-off to her FB photos. They are never going to even step foot in Colombia but they can get on FB harrass these chicas with their BS and lies about how they are coming there, then the chica starts thinking all guys are liars, now guys are reporting that she no longer responds to messages.

    Caring is not positng a chica profile and causing her price to go through the roof and then her be so flooded with messages from lurkers that she stop responding.

  4. #52052

    Happy Birthday Catgirl

    You know you are in Medellin when you are old enough to be your girlfriend's (cough) father, and with all seriousness she asks on her birthday if you are going to leave her for a younger woman. Nope.

    Happy Birthday Catgirl.

    She came over with her current girlfriend to spend the night. She ditches GF's faster then Kellog's makes new Pop-Tarts and this was the first time I got to sex with Cricket. They look so much alike they could pass for sisters so it really doesn't matter which one is which for the purposes of this post. They are both just a little shy of 4 foot 11. Even their pussies look alike, and that's what they are doing in the mirror.
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  5. #52051

    Two lines for every boy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Osteoknot  [View Original Post]
    One of the priests from Vera Cruz tells it like this, "We have two kinds of hombre sinners here. Those who ask for forgiveness for what they are about to do, and those who ask for for forgiveness for what they just did." Jajajajjajaja, I love it.

    Random gratuitous fotos less than one hour old from Ground Zero, right next to Vera Cruz. As sweet as you will ever legally find. Wau, just wau. She deleted all the fotos I took except for these two. She would not even allow her clothes to show in case it could identify her. I always give chicas the right to delete fotos, builds trust. She asked for forty mil, I tossed a cinquenta note on the bed. All day long, again and again, no problema. Ostee Out.
    Hahaha, good one. I guess we all will need to go there for both.

    Two line of forgiveness fellas, not what you are thinking. Go ask for another forgive me.

    Do we need to pay for forgiveness too?

  6. #52050
    Quote Originally Posted by Beobeo  [View Original Post]
    I really hope Colombia is serious about enforcing Covid laws. I can't to see those unvaccinated Americans telling Colombian government that their rights has been violated LOL. I have no sympathy for those unvaccinated Americans that have to use Colombian ventilators, I hope Colombia government come down hard on them.
    I ended up getting my COVID shot yesterday so I can get into Colombia first weekend in February.

  7. #52049
    I really hope Colombia is serious about enforcing Covid laws. I can't to see those unvaccinated Americans telling Colombian government that their rights has been violated LOL. I have no sympathy for those unvaccinated Americans that have to use Colombian ventilators, I hope Colombia government come down hard on them.

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    I don't think many of them will get vaccinated to get into Colombia. They'll use a fake card. Even after someone gets caught, they'll continue to use fake cards.

  8. #52048

    Is rent still this cheap?

    A buddy forwarded this to me, and 2,600,000 cop a month for 950 sq feet in a nice area seems low to me. I'll be the first to admit I have not priced out Medellin in several years, and never seriously.

    Keep in mind this figure includes furniture, but no utilities.
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  9. #52047
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    As for your fake license, you weren't refused entry because the license was fake. Even if that's what you were told. You were refused entry because the ID you provided was not in their list of acceptable IDs. They expect someone from Thailand to provide either a Thai passport or a resident Thai license. Can you imagine how thick the book would have to be to account for every type of ID available in every country.
    Good thing you were there to hear first hand more of the story than what I told and to see him waste his time looking up something that he already knew was not in their list of acceptable IDs. I guess 360 pages of 570 IDs from 175 countries is not considered thick enough for you. Damn, if the ID book had only been 361 pages to meet your specifications of being thick. It is a relief that you are here to get MY story right.
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  10. #52046
    Quote Originally Posted by Osteoknot  [View Original Post]
    Haven't used Western Union (WU) in a long time because my Chucky Schwab card does the job. Logged on the other day and there were four attempts to transfer money in the amounts of (USD) $1000, $1000, $20, then $1500, all on the same day. All transactions were "canceled". The name used was a girl I have been sexing recently and have known for a couple of years but she never even got close to being on my ranked line-up, mainly because as I have referred to her here before, she is the craziest girl I know in Colombia. Also the freakiest in bed. I don't know how she did it, I don't remember leaving her alone for a second but I was fuckin' high as a kite, who knows. Anywho, of course she denied it, I changed my WU password and blocked her on WhatsApp and her phone number. Sad, really.
    No dar papaya. You got lucky.

  11. #52045
    Not quite. Airport only closed until 2 pm On the 20th and 27th. I fly in on February 27 at 2:15 pm.

    Quote Originally Posted by JustIncognito  [View Original Post]
    Jose Maria Cordova International Airport in Rio Negro will be closed on February 19, 20, 26 and 27th.

    If you have flights in or out of Medellin on any of those dates--contact your airline because your flight has been changed.

  12. #52044
    Quote Originally Posted by JustIncognito  [View Original Post]
    Jose Maria Cordova International Airport in Rio Negro will be closed on February 19, 20, 26 and 27th.

    If you have flights in or out of Medellin on any of those dates--contact your airline because your flight has been changed.
    Is this April fools? They are closing the airport on back-to-back weekends?

  13. #52043
    Quote Originally Posted by Beobeo  [View Original Post]
    So now that Colombia requires foreigners to be fully vaccinated, and there are members on this board refuse vaccines before. Now, how many of you are giving up pussies to stand your ground? How many of you will try fake vaccine card and risk Colombian jail to stand your ground?
    I'll say that some will stand firm and say that they're not getting vaccinated, but then will get it once they realize that the policy is not changing. So in the 100% of guys will get vaccinated.

  14. #52042

    Have you heard the joke supposedly told by the priest from Vera Cruz Church?

    Quote Originally Posted by ChuchoLoco  [View Original Post]
    I learned this as a kid from the Catholics in my neighborhood and have been reminded of it throughout the years even by an interview with a hit man in a documentary. Catholics can and do go to Confession where they ask for forgiveness but don't have to spell out what they have done. The priest then tells them that they have been forgiven and their conscience is cleared of any guilt they may have had. Guilt is gone and now on to the next sin. But take advantage of it and you are whether or not it was realized. They couldn't do what they do if they had a guilty conscience. Enjoy, you have been forgiven. Too. It's no coincidence that there are so many by the Church Veracruz.
    One of the priests from Vera Cruz tells it like this, "We have two kinds of hombre sinners here. Those who ask for forgiveness for what they are about to do, and those who ask for for forgiveness for what they just did." Jajajajjajaja, I love it.

    Random gratuitous fotos less than one hour old from Ground Zero, right next to Vera Cruz. As sweet as you will ever legally find. Wau, just wau. She deleted all the fotos I took except for these two. She would not even allow her clothes to show in case it could identify her. I always give chicas the right to delete fotos, builds trust. She asked for forty mil, I tossed a cinquenta note on the bed. All day long, again and again, no problema. Ostee Out.
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  15. #52041
    Quote Originally Posted by Beobeo  [View Original Post]
    - I don't know, and even if I do. I wouldn't point it out either. I know it's not the same but there were people arrested in Cartagena for providing fake Covid test document.

    - I'm just curious if people still stand their ground when it comes to vaccine vs "the promised land that we call Colombia" hahaha. Colombia has deported and bane foreigners from returning to Colombia for 10 years for breaking their covid related rules. I think many of the board members will roll up their sleeve and take that jab when it come to Colombian pussies vs vaccine! LOL.
    I don't think many of them will get vaccinated to get into Colombia. They'll use a fake card. Even after someone gets caught, they'll continue to use fake cards.

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