Medellin Reports

[JustTK]

Objectify- good lord man- you realize this is a hooker review board right. They are regularly commodified here- you don't want a rating scheme but you want to know how pretty they are. Would an essay work for you. Get over it and give some money to a women's shelter if you want to assuage your feminist guilt.

You misunderstand me a little. I mean that I would not rate a girl purely on her looks. Bcos that means nothing to me.

I am happy with a rating system. Here is mine, it has 3 scores and is based on a combo of looks, attitude, performance. The whole experience. - great, ok, shlt.

[MiamiBoy1]

I have pretty high standards and couple that with my preference of no fake body parts I would have to say the majority of women I see walking around Medellin are just cute or above average. I actually rarely ever see a girl that really stands out to me. She either has some redeemable qualities yet a few flaws that bring her down to average at best in my eyes. Now with all that being said I have yet to see anything above average at any of these clubs everyone is always talking about. The last time I went to Gustos all I saw were less than desirables and Lleras Park had better quality (not much better) that same night minus the entrance and bar fees. Been to LA Isla 3 times and only ever saw one girl who stood out. And it was mainly because of her dancing skills although she was still above average on looks and body but yet nothing I would call a 9 or better. She still was asking 450 k per hour when I texted her the next day and she wasn't budging on her price. She obviously was quite popular seeing as her tip walk after dancing lasted well over an hour after she was done dancing. These top level girls are getting their aforementioned initial price they quote you. This was back in 2020 so I'm sure she probably now asking for 600 these days. Back in 2020 when I first came girls were accepting 150 k to 200 k with barely any negotiations. Now I'm getting ghosted when I quote anything less than 300 and up on Facebook. Again my standards are quite high and I'm probably seeking the really good looking one's who seem to be very popular when they consistently post status updates from different hotels, restaurants, beaches, different countries etc. Although I still go after these girls they are so flakey and inconsistent that I have to settle for the more average looking chica which isn't bad because the experience is usually better and I tend to get more but at the end of the day they aren't 8 or 9 and definitely not dime pieces.

Not only I see very few gorgeous girls at La Isla, etc. But also pretty much everywhere else. I walk around a lot, frequent malls, parks, cafes, Provenza, etc. Plenty of girls, but nobody stands out. So I have no other choice but to stick to 6. 5-7 girls, which is not bad, I agree, but still want to get better quality, because I can fuck 6's back home.

[DaJigsKing]

It's definitely not too much. I'd start off by getting them over for a short time and then talking about extending rather than going all in for the all night right away. Or do a short time in the next time all night. There's so much pussy there's ridiculous.

Thank you Kafka for the advice, and I think I will follow the same. Anyway -- where do you go find these pussies? I found couple of FB they want me to buy their videos first.

[Knowledge]

One man's 8 is another man's 10, and for me they are both right. Go for it, enjoy and don't sweat the ratings details.

[Osteoknot]

You're not fucking their face

Speak for yourself, jeje.

BTW, she loved it and asked me not to stop until I exploded on her face.

[Surfer500]

Me too and it's served me well over the years. Apply some kind of minimum standard such as '6' or '7' or whatever and then it should be about the vibe with the woman. That will result in the best sex. That's what the board should be about: the best sex and how and where to get it as quickly and cheaply as possible with the least hassle. Running around looking for the elusive '10' or your narrow idea of a '9' will eliminate a lot of great sex. And I don't know from personal experience but I bet chasing '10's' gets mighty costly with only occasional results.

I personally will not approach what I call the "trophy fucks", aka the 9-10"s that are coveted by so many guys here.

Lots of the trophy fucks don't think their shit stinks, and have lot's of rules. Lots of guys are totally focused on how beautiful the woman is, meaning how pretty they are. I look at a woman's body first, with a pretty face not high on my list. And in reality, once the lights are dimmed, does it really matter so much how pretty their faces are.

Your not fucking their face, but for some guys, that's what they are looking for, and if that's what turns them on, than that is what matters, and our opinions don't matter.

This board covers the entire spectrum of what's available, and some guys love Gusto's and LLeras, others are just into Fayboo Chicas, or the casa's, or Centro.

As far as the correlation of the quality of the sex potentially being better with a 6 versus a 10, I agree with this for lots of reasons, yet the adage your mileage may vary definitely comes into play here, and whether you have any Spanish speaking skills.

[Norbert61]

Am sure I could never use it, not least bcos I just don't objectify women in that way.

Objectify- good lord man- you realize this is a hooker review board right. They are regularly commodified here- you don't want a rating scheme but you want to know how pretty they are. Would an essay work for you. Get over it and give some money to a women's shelter if you want to assuage your feminist guilt.

[PunkedLife]

200 k for 8-9? I would say it is almost impossible, if we are talking about high quality women (fitness models, instagram models, etc). They are hard to find and usually are taken or unavailable, unlike 6's and 7's which can be found everywhere. You probably would need to revise your 1-10 scale, because your 8's and 9's for 200 k are probably 6's and 7's (no offense). If you go to a place like La Isla or Gusto, or Loutron, how many real 8's and 9's will you see on a given night that are readily available? Realistically, very very few, (if any) even though all of these venues are supposed to have the hottest working girls in town. Obviously these venues are at a different price point, but what I'm saying is that even these venues lack quality. Same thing with Tinder and Seeking, very very few gorgeous women percentage wise. And a few hot ones are overwhelmed with the number of messages and offers, and will certainly not fuck a stranger for 200 k.

I have pretty high standards and couple that with my preference of no fake body parts I would have to say the majority of women I see walking around Medellin are just cute or above average. I actually rarely ever see a girl that really stands out to me. She either has some redeemable qualities yet a few flaws that bring her down to average at best in my eyes. Now with all that being said I have yet to see anything above average at any of these clubs everyone is always talking about. The last time I went to Gustos all I saw were less than desirables and Lleras Park had better quality (not much better) that same night minus the entrance and bar fees. Been to LA Isla 3 times and only ever saw one girl who stood out. And it was mainly because of her dancing skills although she was still above average on looks and body but yet nothing I would call a 9 or better. She still was asking 450 k per hour when I texted her the next day and she wasn't budging on her price. She obviously was quite popular seeing as her tip walk after dancing lasted well over an hour after she was done dancing. These top level girls are getting their aforementioned initial price they quote you. This was back in 2020 so I'm sure she probably now asking for 600 these days. Back in 2020 when I first came girls were accepting 150 k to 200 k with barely any negotiations. Now I'm getting ghosted when I quote anything less than 300 and up on Facebook. Again my standards are quite high and I'm probably seeking the really good looking one's who seem to be very popular when they consistently post status updates from different hotels, restaurants, beaches, different countries etc. Although I still go after these girls they are so flakey and inconsistent that I have to settle for the more average looking chica which isn't bad because the experience is usually better and I tend to get more but at the end of the day they aren't 8 or 9 and definitely not dime pieces.

[Osteoknot]

Running around looking for the elusive '10' or your narrow idea of a '9' will eliminate a lot of great sex.

Wow, we agree for once. Hehe.

Hence the saying as applied to the mongering game, "Don't go chasing waterfalls".

[Osteoknot]

Long time lurker here. Why do you think they got so quite after the phone call? I'm visiting Medellin for the first time in mid Feb. Still nailing down a place to stay but Hotel Nutibara was on my radar. What's the best option for getting the pink shit? Just give a chica a few COP and let them handle it?

1. The answer to your first question is too personal for me to share.

2. The same way you do it all over the world, and MiamiBoy1 knows exactly what I am talking about. Taxi drivers and chicas are a good place to start. You will get screwed.

As always, stories about recreational drugs are purely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only. I am simply doing research for a fictional book I am writing about Medellin. I do not condone the use of illicit drugs and would never buy, sell, transport or use any illegal substances in any countries of the world.

Gratuitous fotos from today.

[JustTK]

Running around looking for the elusive '10' or your narrow idea of a '9' will eliminate a lot of great sex..

Wow, we agree for once. Hehe. Still waiting for your trait equaliser though. Ha.

[Shemp]

Perfect example is Fernanda Rodriguez or Saray Manuela on FB.

They were 250 girls with BBBJ and all.

Now both got their tits done and one is on onlyfans and won't come out and the other wants min 400 per date.

Neither of these girls are more than a7-8 for fb standards or a 6 in real life standards. But to each their own.

You are not kidding about Fernanda, I had a great date with her a couple of years ago but now she won't even respond to me. Oh well!

[MiamiBoy1]

What type of body do you look for on a chica. I have a wider variety of taste than some guys. I do not mind a chica that is thicker if she has a flat stomach and a really pretty face. I will send you some examples. You must first promise not to post thier profiles or photos on here.

Pm'ed you.

[Huacho]

I have a wider variety of taste than some guys.

Me too and it's served me well over the years. Apply some kind of minimum standard such as '6' or '7' or whatever and then it should be about the vibe with the woman. That will result in the best sex. That's what the board should be about: the best sex and how and where to get it as quickly and cheaply as possible with the least hassle. Running around looking for the elusive '10' or your narrow idea of a '9' will eliminate a lot of great sex. And I don't know from personal experience but I bet chasing '10's' gets mighty costly with only occasional results.

[Mojo Bandit]

Hey Mojo,

I totally agree with you, 6's and 7's are girls next door types, sweet and cute, but not gorgeous. Your 3% guesstimate seems to be very accurate. I don't have a roster of 3000 profiles, but I would estimate 3 to 5 8's and up for every 100 girls online or offline. I have met a few fellow mongers with whom exchanged contacts and shared stories, and none of them fucked or dated a girl above 7. 5 on my scale, they were all average looking, girls next door types. It is not that I can't find 8's and up at all, I do see them here and there occasionally, even though very few, my issue is that they do not respond, not interested, or rates are way out of my budget, much more that 200-250 k. Too much competition for high quality pussy. But in the 6-7's category Colombia stands out, one can get the best bang for his buck. If you could pm me with a few profiles of 8's and 9's I would appreciate it (I got boots on the ground), unfortunately I got nothing to offer in exchange except a couple of beers / drinks if you are down here.

What type of body do you look for on a chica. I have a wider variety of taste than some guys. I do not mind a chica that is thicker if she has a flat stomach and a really pretty face. I will send you some examples. You must first promise not to post thier profiles or photos on here.