Puerto Vallarta

[PineTree]

She's older than I would have thought, late 30's or early 40's, small and slender. The enthusiasm of her first reviewer is obvious when you meet her. Believe it or not she actually arrived on time at my hotel. Once in the room she cleaned up a bit while I stripped and laid face down on the bed in prep for a little massage to warm things up. Well, I don't have a lot of time. Let me say her enthusiasm for her work really comes through. Camel slides, kissing, rimming, CFS, BBBJCIM, all for 1500 pesos delivered to my hotel room. Except for a slight smell of smoke on her breath she's immaculately clean. Be nice to her.

[Captain Solo]

I went there a few years ago. Not sure it's still working.

It's on the East side of the coastal road going North from downtown, a few miles North of the cruise terminal and airport. There was a run down sign of a bull ring on the right hand side of the road. Right before that sign is a dirt road going East. About half a mile in you would see a walled in compound with a dirt parking lot in the center and about 10 bars surrounding the lot, backing against the wall.

I found then about 5 or 6 bars were operating with different themes, one sports bars, one traditional can can ect. I went there a couple times, both day and night times. At night that area was pretty dark, no street lights, no taxis. The bars had girls, some in sports clothes, some in can can dresses. I was able to negotiate sessions for about $60 in the girls' rooms behind the bars or next to them.

Ask taxi drivers for La Zona Roja or Zona Tolerancia. They would know.

[Apprenticed]

What are the local prices?

It depends what kind of service you want. If it is an outcall from milleroticos it will be from 1500 to 2000 pesos (+taxi).

And you have to pay extra 300 pesos for a motel if you can't receive them in your home / hotel.

There are just a few escorts from mileroticos that can receive you in their home but the price will jump to 2000-2500 pesos.

In a previous post Captain Solo mentioned some "putas bars" in Zona Roja with young authentic Mexicanas for 1,000 to 1500 pesos.

I wish he could provide some more info about it, the name of the bars, or how to distinguish those "putas bars" from strip bars.

[Tna01]

No tip. And work everything out up front and don't be shy. Once agreed terms they will not change it in the room, they have to go out and notify the mamasan, been there. And tell them you saw their admin a local paper and they will give you the local price. They have a dual price structure.

What are the local prices?

[PVMonger]

She seems to have disappeared from FB and I have lost her telephone number. Sorry.

I'm not sure I'm doing this correctly or not. I've tried to contact Lucy Garcia.

Without success. Is there a way to get the information and not break the forum.

Rules. The way I understand it is to get a subscription to ISG but I find getting bitcoins.

Totally confusing. I don't see any other way. Or am I missing something? I live in PV.

I hope I did the message correctly.

Thanks, Azoocardaddy.

[GeneHickman]

Vallarta Massage:

4 girls: Emma (9/10, legit massage, not full service), Belinda (8/10, skinny, nice body), Luna and the girl who gave me the menu but I didn't get her name.

Emma is very cute. Belinda is sexy. I chose Emma but the no name girl said she doesn't do full service. She does professional massage. I then chose Luna because of reviews.

Menu is listed from C1-C6. C1 = Legit massage ($40, ? Minutes). C6 = full service ($167,30 min). Inbetween is he with clothes, he topless, he naked, massage / shower but no he. I should have asked if Emma did naked he. I asked if 3000 pesos was ok for c6 and the no name girl said yes.

Luna's massage wasn't that good. I asked twice for hard on my shoulders. Figured she would put her weight into it but she didn't. It was meh. But the weird thing is when she massaged my legs, it was hard. Go figure.

No DATY but I could finger her. She was wet. And She was enthusiastic throughout. Next time I would ask how much for professional massage from Emma and full service from Luna.

Are you supposed to tip? If so, how much?

No tip. And work everything out up front and don't be shy. Once agreed terms they will not change it in the room, they have to go out and notify the mamasan, been there. And tell them you saw their admin a local paper and they will give you the local price. They have a dual price structure.

[Apprenticed]

Before the bull ring on the right hand side, a dirt road leads into La Zona Roja, about 300 yards from the road, with 4 or 5 active putas bars, where hot young authentic Mexicanas are available on premises for 1,000 to 1500 pesos.

Hi Capitain Solo,

Are you talking about Sahara Men's club?

Is this location in Google maps correct?:

https://goo.gl/maps/w3fdJrKHKHaWpk3M8

Regards,

Apprenticed.

[Tna01]

Vallarta Massage:

4 girls: Emma (9/10, legit massage, not full service), Belinda (8/10, skinny, nice body), Luna and the girl who gave me the menu but I didn't get her name.

Emma is very cute. Belinda is sexy. I chose Emma but the no name girl said she doesn't do full service. She does professional massage. I then chose Luna because of reviews.

Menu is listed from C1-C6. C1 = Legit massage ($40, ? Minutes). C6 = full service ($167,30 min). Inbetween is he with clothes, he topless, he naked, massage / shower but no he. I should have asked if Emma did naked he. I asked if 3000 pesos was ok for c6 and the no name girl said yes.

Luna's massage wasn't that good. I asked twice for hard on my shoulders. Figured she would put her weight into it but she didn't. It was meh. But the weird thing is when she massaged my legs, it was hard. Go figure.

No DATY but I could finger her. She was wet. And She was enthusiastic throughout. Next time I would ask how much for professional massage from Emma and full service from Luna.

Are you supposed to tip? If so, how much?

[Tna01]

Speaking of the Marina, I went back there after striking out with Lolita. There is a place amongst the shops that will do full service for 3000 pesos if you're interested. If you are standing with the boats to your back and looking at the small lighthouse with the pharmacy in it, it's in the first building to your right.

Behind the lighthouse is a small mall.

On the left is the Lighthouse Spa, which was closed when I was there.

On the right is a row of 3 spas.

Which one was it for 3 k pesos? (I didn't inquire since I already had Vallarta Massage).

[AzooCarDaddy]

I'm not sure I'm doing this correctly or not. I've tried to contact Lucy Garcia.

Without success. Is there a way to get the information and not break the forum.

Rules. The way I understand it is to get a subscription to ISG but I find getting bitcoins.

Totally confusing. I don't see any other way. Or am I missing something? I live in PV.

I hope I did the message correctly.

Thanks, Azoocardaddy.

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[Woorace]

Hey all,

I'll be coming to PV in a few weeks. I have a little air b&b down by the beach. I have started scouting the talent online and reading the forum. The only site I've found is mileroticos, are there any other good ones? Also wondering what the going rates are and if there are a ton of scams and other crap to worry about? Do you guys typically get the girl in the pic or does a tired sewer rat show up? I'the prefer to host that the b&b rather than visit clubs or brothels.

Thanks in advance!

I used Seeking Arrangements a few weeks ago, and had a couple of nice ladies for $200 US that were available. IO choose 1, who I liked a lot, and we met at a Short Term Motel.

[TwatHunter]

Hey all,

I'll be coming to PV in a few weeks. I have a little air b&b down by the beach. I have started scouting the talent online and reading the forum. The only site I've found is mileroticos, are there any other good ones? Also wondering what the going rates are and if there are a ton of scams and other crap to worry about? Do you guys typically get the girl in the pic or does a tired sewer rat show up? I'the prefer to host that the b&b rather than visit clubs or brothels.

Thanks in advance!

[StuPitt]

This is not unique to Vallarta. It can happen anywhere you monger in Mexico.

This exact thing happened to me last year. I asked a buddy (local) about it and he laughed and said the same thing. Block them. I already had blocked them, but I've got to admit it did put a scare in me.

I'll also add that for the most part I've found hobbying in PV to be pretty disappointing. Rarely do the girls look like their pics, and almost none of them are reviewed. The best I've found are the "massage" shops in the marina where you can pick out your girl and get a menu of the offering like you're ordering at a restaurant.

[LuvMexicanas]

I have been in Puerto Vallarta for a few months and I have contacted many escorts from all the websites advertising escorts in PV. The next day or even a few hours later you will probably get emails saying you wasted the girls time by asking questions and asking to see photos. Therefore you owe the cartel money for bothering the girls when should have been.

Working. Threatening you basically with death if you don't pay immediately. Normally they will send pictures of dead bodies, videos of guys with guns etc. Don't fall for it. They are 1 scammers trying to extort money from you. Block them immediately and be done with it.

This is not unique to Vallarta. It can happen anywhere you monger in Mexico.

[Green Sneakers]

I have been in Puerto Vallarta for a few months and I have contacted many escorts from all the websites advertising escorts in PV. The next day or even a few hours later you will probably get emails saying you wasted the girls time by asking questions and asking to see photos. Therefore you owe the cartel money for bothering the girls when should have been.

Working. Threatening you basically with death if you don't pay immediately. Normally they will send pictures of dead bodies, videos of guys with guns etc. Don't fall for it. They are 1 scammers trying to extort money from you. Block them immediately and be done with it.