Hong Kong Club Reports

[El Guerito]

Not the One.

This stupid retarded Fat Fuck repeated his shit show 2 nights in a row?

He and his putas were not sitting at those tables. They chased other clients off to stage his cheap, stupid show off. He does not have to try any harder to convince the other clients what a stupid, phony, cheap show off he is. The rest of the clients are civilized, considerate and upright people. They seem disgusted by this fat fuck's cheap theatrics. He should take his stupid romancing where he's not annoying and inconveniencing others.

As long as Hong Kong allows cheap, stupid fakes to inconvenience and disgust other clients, it's not a gentlemen's club as it claims, but a cheap, stupid hang out for retarded low life's to stage their cheap, phony, stupid theatrics.

Not sure exactly what happened but he was there again Tuesday night. There was a big fight and some guy cracked his head open. Security beat the crap out of the guy that did it and escorted him out of the club. The fat dude had a gash on his head and for a few hours employees were watching him and making sure he was okay. He really should have gone to the hospital. Not sure of the reason, but heard that maybe some guy was jealous that the fat dude was with his favorite girl or something.

[Captain Solo]

Not the One.

This stupid retarded Fat Fuck repeated his shit show 2 nights in a row?

He and his putas were not sitting at those tables. They chased other clients off to stage his cheap, stupid show off. He does not have to try any harder to convince the other clients what a stupid, phony, cheap show off he is. The rest of the clients are civilized, considerate and upright people. They seem disgusted by this fat fuck's cheap theatrics. He should take his stupid romancing where he's not annoying and inconveniencing others.

As long as Hong Kong allows cheap, stupid fakes to inconvenience and disgust other clients, it's not a gentlemen's club as it claims, but a cheap, stupid hang out for retarded low life's to stage their cheap, phony, stupid theatrics.

[Captain Solo]

Mongers should know, putas all over the world are money grabbing low lifes who will pull any dirty tricks, lie, steal, rob to feed their cravings for luxury goods like that will make them high -class, their hungry, nagging children and old, geriatric parents, plus their useless, unemployed, mooching boyfriend's huge appetites for booze, good food, fancy vacations and illegal drugs.

A lot tide on the backs of putas. They are the absolute opposites of Princess Diana and Mother Teresa, are not there to give mongers charity, unselfish love and free sex. Mongers will never be cute enough to get anything free from putas.

Mongers are targeted and played by everyone in the sex industry to be cleaned out for the privilege of having some fake affection and sticking their dicks in rotten, dead fish pussies. As long as mongers understand they are trading money for some sexy time with putas, hopefully in agreeable and equitable manners, they can deal with putas with honesty.

[Jackie888]

Everyone's obsession with the fat dude with money is getting a little weird. Really it is. I saw him a couple of times. But he's just another dude with money.

[Rambo1969]

Once he saw me looking at him. I made sure to never look at that whole end of bar again.

And to be fair, unless you really need that table, he's not exactly taking anything important up.

There's so many girls around. My concern if banging hk girls was still in my budget, I'd wonder if this dude spreading 2 to 20 k a night in singles is 1 of the reasons the girls can't be bothered with sex for anything less than 80,90, 100 dollars

I agree the tables he is taking up is not a huge deal. Though they are the best location. He could take a booth in the back or upstairs if he didn't want all us guys to also be aware of this actions. So I am not afraid of being seen by him because he is not trying to be discrete himself. He probably wants to be watched and admired for his generosity.

I agree he only has a few girls compared to the total girls in the club. And no I do not think that affects the rates.

The girls were charging the same before he showed up and any given evening most girls are not benefitting from him.

[TjBrazil]

The more I read the HK board or street walker board the more I see how bad and overpriced these girls are getting now compared to escorts. At least with escorts you don't have to deal with waiters or girls that don't shower after they are with a client. Never mind having sex in those awful rooms. When I first started going to Tijuana it was 60 for a girl plus 11 for a room. Then I discovered escorts and haven't been with a HK girl since. I remember getting girls from escort agencies for 75 to 100, and they were attractive. 125 seems to be the going rate now but it's still better than HK for 100 for 30 minutes.

[SomeDude321]

I was in the club on Sunday night and the fat guy was there popping bottles again, this time partying with a HK girl dressed in street clothes and sporting an engagement ring. So the good news is there's a chance you won't see him in the club so often. The bad news is in all likelihood you will, because I've seen this guy go back and forth with this same girl countless times over the course of the last several months.

I have been following this guy's favorite girl on Instagram. At first I noticed he was buying her gifts that were much more expensive than what typically gets discussed here, including jewelry and multiple brand name items in the $1-3 k range. Then I saw her post that he bought her a car. A couple months later he bought her another car. A couple months ago it escalated and he put a ring on her finger.

The thing is, she "breaks up" with him about every other week, removing her Instagram posts of all the gifts and vacations and moving the ring to the wrong finger, only to end up back with him shortly thereafter. When she's done with him she's usually right back working at the club.

The cartel guys don't need to get him, this girl is robbing him blind and posting it all over social media. Let this be a lesson to everyone that no matter how much you spend on these girls they'll just keep stringing you along until you're dead broke..

Call me cynical, but I'm assuming that's every working girl in HK.

Even the down the earth ones, it you talk to them long enough, are only in it for the money.

If you go in there with any other expectation, it's on you.

[NotTheOne]

Found out we had to vacate our tables for the Fat Fuck with his shit show of cheap snacks spread out over 2 tables. He was standing around talking stupid shit with 3 chicas. Looked like be bought 3 bottles, but they stayed unopened in the buckets and he did not drink from any, just standing around like a cross-eyed retarded loser. How did he afford couple hundreds dollar worth of liquor in the bar and not drinking from any, is a big question. I just don't see hard-working legit people, making money the legal ways, wasting money that stupid way. He dresses, looks and acts like a low life. Real people with serious money have no need to show off like these stupid, cheap fakes. Even though he just looks retarded, not evil or threatening, he's likely engaging in illegal activities to make quick money. Keeps showing off like he really has money and he will be a good target for kidnap and torture by real cartel guys, or the crafty DEA guys will find ways to legally steal all his money.

I was in the club on Sunday night and the fat guy was there popping bottles again, this time partying with a HK girl dressed in street clothes and sporting an engagement ring. So the good news is there's a chance you won't see him in the club so often. The bad news is in all likelihood you will, because I've seen this guy go back and forth with this same girl countless times over the course of the last several months.

I have been following this guy's favorite girl on Instagram. At first I noticed he was buying her gifts that were much more expensive than what typically gets discussed here, including jewelry and multiple brand name items in the $1-3 k range. Then I saw her post that he bought her a car. A couple months later he bought her another car. A couple months ago it escalated and he put a ring on her finger.

The thing is, she "breaks up" with him about every other week, removing her Instagram posts of all the gifts and vacations and moving the ring to the wrong finger, only to end up back with him shortly thereafter. When she's done with him she's usually right back working at the club.

The cartel guys don't need to get him, this girl is robbing him blind and posting it all over social media. Let this be a lesson to everyone that no matter how much you spend on these girls they'll just keep stringing you along until you're dead broke.

If you really want to get back at this guy on a personal level, all you really need is some good timing and $100, and you can bang his high maintenance future wife while she's on a break from him.

[Dogers69]

Went in HK with 2 noobs around 6 PM. The club was already packed, main floor plus Chavelas and the Hamgar annex, could not find an empty table. Got a Bohemia beer and wandered around a bit. Finally a cool guy with his bar girl shared a table with us. Frieda, Lydia and a few hot ones were working, but not too many new hot girls like last week.

Sat and watched the strip show. Girls were dancing on stage, bar and platforms. 2 lesbos were rolling around in the foam on the South stage. Alesha was stripping, a tall, slim girl with light skin, long, wavy blonde hair, her nose high and crooked. She would look a lot prettier with a small nose job. Cindy was stripping, cute like a doll, her tight, toned, tatted body has been plum up after coVid. She has tattoos all over her plum body, told me flat out she liked girls and talk to me plainly like one guy to another hehe.

A few bros showed up and found us, Jack, Greg, Jim found his friend Alex. We were drinking, exchanging latest infos. I pointed out young, tall, lithe Frieda, dancing with her trim and beautiful body in her red bikini on the pole, her face pretty and innocent with black-frame eye glasses. A bro said she was beautiful but her service terrible. Noob said he could not see that far away, had to get closer to see her up close.

Got the 2 tables in front of the giant TV so everyone could sit. Shared the table with a couple young, fun guys we met last week in Tropical. They were having a fun time, bought a beer for each of us. Chicas were leaning against the couch, rubbing their bubble butts on our heads. A noob pulled a girl for a ficha. In about 20 minutes meseros claimed tables were reserved, asked us to vacate. They did find and move us to another table next to the South stage.

Noob bought drinks and food for his chica. She spoke adequate English, sitting on his lap, doing a slow and sexy lap dance, his first girl ever in Mexico. Noob was falling in love. They soon departed for the hotel..

I went to hk only 20, 30 minutes a night, the prior 3 months, 3 days week. Saw this guy probably every time. I would assume he goes every night. Sometimes with his buddies. Once he saw me looking at him. I made sure to never look at that whole end of bar again. Someone with that kind of money can have al of us chopped up and mailed back home. So I don't comment on whatever he looks like, dresses like, as its not a gay club. None of my business. And to be fair, unless you really need that table, he's not exactly taking anything important up. There's so many girls around. My concern if banging hk girls was still in my budget, I'd wonder if this dude spreading 2 to 20 k a night in singles is 1 of the reasons the girls can't be bothered with sex for anything less than 80,90, 100 dollars. But I think its best not to insult him on here, but maybe question how his $$ changes the dynamics.

[Captain Solo]

A few HK girls are known for squirting. Diabetics and overweight people are known to have bladder control problems. The putas would just piss out a big stream when sexually aroused.

Getting peed on the face is filthy. Some guys think it's sexy, but just filthy and unhealthy to me. Some guys even pay premiums to eat out putas' culos.

The little girl Cecilia is known for squirting 5 to 6 times during a session. Cascada's beds stink. Check the sheets and bed covers for fluids before laying you asses down in them.

[Drew996]

The squirter. She sounds like she smokes a pack a day but very sensual.

[Drew996]

Met Kika (kica?) and she started a general convo not to hook me. Just some friendly banter. I immediately notice an Asian look to her. She was friendly and joking w me so I said wth and bought her a fecha. After the standard info exchange she said the usual 100 for 30 min. We agreed on 70 and it's a go. I started muff diving and she starts pushing my head deeper. Within 5 min, she squirts and I'm like WTF? Finished in doggy and asks her to warn me next time.

[Captain Solo]

Went in HK with 2 noobs around 6 PM. The club was already packed, main floor plus Chavelas and the Hamgar annex, could not find an empty table. Got a Bohemia beer and wandered around a bit. Finally a cool guy with his bar girl shared a table with us. Frieda, Lydia and a few hot ones were working, but not too many new hot girls like last week.

Sat and watched the strip show. Girls were dancing on stage, bar and platforms. 2 lesbos were rolling around in the foam on the South stage. Alesha was stripping, a tall, slim girl with light skin, long, wavy blonde hair, her nose high and crooked. She would look a lot prettier with a small nose job. Cindy was stripping, cute like a doll, her tight, toned, tatted body has been plum up after coVid. She has tattoos all over her plum body, told me flat out she liked girls and talk to me plainly like one guy to another hehe.

A few bros showed up and found us, Jack, Greg, Jim found his friend Alex. We were drinking, exchanging latest infos. I pointed out young, tall, lithe Frieda, dancing with her trim and beautiful body in her red bikini on the pole, her face pretty and innocent with black-frame eye glasses. A bro said she was beautiful but her service terrible. Noob said he could not see that far away, had to get closer to see her up close.

Got the 2 tables in front of the giant TV so everyone could sit. Shared the table with a couple young, fun guys we met last week in Tropical. They were having a fun time, bought a beer for each of us. Chicas were leaning against the couch, rubbing their bubble butts on our heads. A noob pulled a girl for a ficha. In about 20 minutes meseros claimed tables were reserved, asked us to vacate. They did find and move us to another table next to the South stage.

Noob bought drinks and food for his chica. She spoke adequate English, sitting on his lap, doing a slow and sexy lap dance, his first girl ever in Mexico. Noob was falling in love. They soon departed for the hotel.

Found out we had to vacate our tables for the Fat Fuck with his shit show of cheap snacks spread out over 2 tables. He was standing around talking stupid shit with 3 chicas. Looked like be bought 3 bottles, but they stayed unopened in the buckets and he did not drink from any, just standing around like a cross-eyed retarded loser. How did he afford couple hundreds dollar worth of liquor in the bar and not drinking from any, is a big question. I just don't see hard-working legit people, making money the legal ways, wasting money that stupid way. He dresses, looks and acts like a low life. Real people with serious money have no need to show off like these stupid, cheap fakes. Even though he just looks retarded, not evil or threatening, he's likely engaging in illegal activities to make quick money. Keeps showing off like he really has money and he will be a good target for kidnap and torture by real cartel guys, or the crafty DEA guys will find ways to legally steal all his money.

Cartel guys look normal like the average people but are capable of extreme cruelty and evil life styles. I have seen cartel guys laughing, taking beers and food liberally from restaurants without paying; owners only shook their heads in resignation. Looking to Rambo to fire off an official complaint to HK's supreme owners to stop this stupid monkey show.

Noob ran into a few friends in HK; they plied him a couple liquor shots as usual. He's into some serious group sex locally, also overseas. He wanted real blonde with pink nipples, bagged 2 HK girls for the night, complained they all had dark nipples. Valentina on the street has wavy blonde hair, perky real boobs with pink nipples and her signature sexy service, but he did not want to take her.

The bros bought me too many beers. After drinking a while my body settled into a state of lazy bliss, did not feel the need to conquer half a dozen girls for the night. Had a fun time hanging out with the bros and the excitements of hunting for the sweetest preys.

[Phordphan]

That's just El Capitan taking liberties so as to add color to his posts. I enjoy them greatly, but I always take them with mucho skepticism.

In this case, I've met some absolutely gorgeous Thai women.

I've lost track of the number of times I've been to Thailand and surrounding countries. Anybody who knows anything about Thai culture knows the Thais absolutely hate bad smells. Noise is no problem, but a bad smell? That's a problem. I have never, ever, experienced a Thai lady who wasn't squeaky clean and fresh smelling. The only "bad" smell I've ever experienced was sometimes their breath after a meal of Som Tam. No problem, I learned to love the stuff and we now neutralize each other. LOL.

[Captain Solo]

These guys would screw anything ugly creatures that crawl and think they are pretty.

They also like tall girls with huge dicks.

Damn low-brow taste.

That's just El Capitan taking liberties so as to add color to his posts. I enjoy them greatly, but I always take them with mucho skepticism.

In this case, I've met some absolutely gorgeous Thai women.

Fact-Check fail!