Pattaya Reports

[Nounce]

I totally agree with this, you cannot be a Cheap Charlie with a top of the rung girl that is in demand. Standard practice to buy them a drink once they sit down. Investing 1 or 2 drinks in a hottie is well worth it so you can judge what your next move is.

I don't have to buy drinks for the girls and the girls rarely ask for drink in Scandallo which is considered by many with the most top of the rung girls in Brazil.

[Mr Enternational]

I totally agree with this, you cannot be a Cheap Charlie with a top of the rung girl that is in demand. Standard practice to buy them a drink once they sit down. Investing 1 or 2 drinks in a hottie is well worth it so you can judge what your next move is.

LOL. Next move? This is not chess. This is literally paying someone to fuck. Any move other than that is just you fooling yourself. In what other thread is someone saying you got to buy her some drinks if you want to be able to fuck a hooker.

I am a cut to the chase kind of guy. Is there any way I can pay an extra 300 baht to skip the drinks or are these drinks some kind of magic potion?

Why is there no need to buy drinks for the top of the rung hottie that is in demand in a soapy? You simply tell the guy you will take number 116 and he says that will be 2000 baht.

Last time I was in Cambodia they were trying to pull some shit where you have to buy a certain number of lady drinks before you can pay the hooker to fuck. I absolutely now understand how that was a thing. Because some guys will do anything for the honor of paying for pussy. I cursed her the fuck out though and said if you don't get from behind that bar and get to this hotel to fuck. No self-respecting monger is about to play those games.

[Berrys66]

I haven't seen any working Russian ladies in a long time in Pattaya, but I am wondering if the current financial collapse in Russia is provoking any to come out of the woodwork.

How will they get there with no flights and insurance brokers in London won't insure them, this is unlikely to change for years no flights anywhere planes grounded for years.

[Explorer8939]

I haven't seen any working Russian ladies in a long time in Pattaya, but I am wondering if the current financial collapse in Russia is provoking any to come out of the woodwork.

[Explorer8939]

What is the main reason for the watered down ladies drinks? Is it to increase profit or for the lady to remain sober?

How do they react when you drink the diluted stuff and give them the real tequila?

Yes.

They drink the real shot, and then I order more (up to 4).

[Mr Enternational]

What is the main reason for the watered down ladies drinks? Is it to increase profit or for the lady to remain sober?

I figure it is both of those reasons in addition to not ruining peoples' livers. Imagine if you had to go to work everyday and drink 10 shots of alcohol. Also, just because they are working in a bar does not mean they are drinkers. Not everyone wants to drink alcohol. Most of the time that I go into a bar I will drink club soda. Every blue moon I will get Sang Som. I have bottles on the bar in my room in Pattaya that have sat there over 10 years unopened. Most chicks do not even drink when they come over. They prefer water.

How do they react when you drink the diluted stuff and give them the real tequila?

They want to add Coke or clubs soda to it.

[Sir Lancelot]

My last day in Pattaya would prove to be a frustrating one with one of my worst experiences at a bar in SE Asia.

But first I met Sam for breakfast at a place he recommended on soi 13 called The Sportsman. I had a decent full English and two cups of tea for 170 baht.

We had a nice leisurely walk along the beach, past 'the oldest bar in Pattaya', Tahitian Queen, and had a cold beer in a nice relaxed beer-bar complex overlooking the beach. Sam then walked me around Central mall which struck me as a good place to take a girl. There is a cinema on the top floor, a bowling alley, arcade, lots of places to eat and of course plenty of shops. On second thoughts, maybe it isn't a good place to take a girl.

I had a number of things I needed to do during the afternoon and met Sam at 6. 30 pm outside Subway. We agreed to start our bar crawl on soi Pothole. I passed a lovely looking girl at a massage-with-extras place before we settled on a bar called Korn Beer Bar. Sam chose the place because he recognised a pretty girl he'd seen at Olny LK Bar the night before. He bought her a drink but when he asked about the bar-fine she told him 'I not boom-boom'.

We went to Annie Jacks next, a good bet for pretty girls. The girl I bought a ladydrink for on my first visit was with a customer but waved over to say Hello,. The big-boobed hottie I bought a drink for on my second visit was also with a customer, grinding on his lap just as she'd done with me.

Interestingly Sam had been working on a girl from this bar for a while, buying her ladydrinks, and when he asked about meeting her on her day off, she agreed. But next day she sent him a Line message saying she couldn't meet as her Dad died. Before deleting it hastily. She was in the bar and didn't look like she was grieving, she was stood at the door, smiling and flirting with men as they walked past. She seemed to be going out of her way to avoid eye contact with Sam.

It was a Sunday night and Tree Town was fairly quiet. It's worth pointing out though that although there there are less girls, there are significantly fewer customers too.

We went to at Lai and again my favourite girl was with a Korean customer. I enjoy the thrill of the chase and I'm determined to buy this girl at least one lady-drink. She might not be the prettiest girl in the bar but there's something about her I can't resist. Or maybe I'm just too easily influenced by big tits.

Sam decided to take me to a beer bar complex to the side of Tree Town, called Soi Made In Thailand I think.

We had a drink in Sweet Hearts which had a pretty girl dancing on the bar. Sam told me he bar-fined her once but she somehow got herself locked in his bathroom. He had to call a locksmith out to free her in the middle of the night and strangely she accused him of locking her away on purpose. Judging by her frosty demeanour, I'm not sure she's forgiven him!

Then came the worst bar I have ever visited, Sexy Bar.

It started promisingly. I saw a pretty girl and immediately offered her a drink. She told me her name was Arisa and then said she had to go to the toilet. While she was away, I realised this bar is a live-stream bar. During the pandemic a number of bars found a way of making money by live-streaming and having lady-drinks bought for the girls by people sat on their computers on the other side of the world. Businesses have been hit hard by covid so good on them for being creative.

But we now had a bizarre situation where me, Sam and another customer were completely invisible to the girls, as they danced, performed and raised their glasses to the webcam. They weren't even pretty girls, just an average selection of older looking girls, between 30 and 40, acting like TV celebrities.

What a sad state of affairs that real customers are ignored in favour of virtual cusomers. This bar isn't a beer bar, it's a webcam bar.

15 minutes had passed and there was no sign of Arisa. I pointed to her ladydrink and shrugged my shoulders to the mamasan. Where was she? The mamasan called her on her mobile and five minutes later she reappeared. But she didn't come and sit with me, she went in front of the webcam to continue her performance. Like all of the other girls she looked bored off camera but in front of the webcam, it was party time!

Jokingly, I picked up her ladydrink and the ladydrink bill from my cup and placed it in front of the webcam. To be fair to the mamasan, she sensed my displeasure and said to me 'it okay, I cancel lady-drink'.

What a terrible experience. Guys, if you are on a bar-crawl in Pattaya, avoid any bars that are live-streaming.

We decided to go back on to soi Buakhao. There is a stretch of lively bars and we decided to stop at Sick Buffalo. There were some pretty girls sat with customers but none of those unaccompanied floated my boat. I bought a drink for an older waitress, to put a smile on her face.

It was 10 pm and I needed to find a girl.

We agreed to go to soi LK Metro and Sam insisted we go to Sugar Sugar so he can see his girl. But sadly for me, there were no other girls inside at all. Not one. I had hoped to see Nan, the gorgeous girl I bought a drink for the night before, but she wasn't there. That doesn't mean you go without company of course, the waitresses are thirsty for ladydrinks just as much as the gogo girls and I ended up buying one for a waitress I've share a bit of banter with.

Two bars in row, slim pickings and I ended up buying drinks for a couple of older waitresses. Not what I had in mind for tonight.

There was a pretty girl outside Pandora's so I invited her to sit inside with me and bought her a drink. She had shorter shoulder length hair and a cute face. If the price was right I would have 100% taken her for short-time, maybe even long-time if we clicked, but before I'd even taken two mouthfuls from my bottle of Chang beer she asked for a second lady-drink with a flutter of her eye-lashes. It's a tactic I've noticed in some bars that girls get a shot of tequila as their ladydrink, which they can finish quickly and then ask for another.

I said 'maybe in a while' but she kept pestering me for one. She was cute but far too commercial, so I paid my chit and left. The bars were closing down when I stepped outside.

What a disappointing night. Fair to say Sunday night is sleepy at the moment but I think it was just one of those nights we chose bars poorly (especially the awful Sexy Bar).

Tomorrow I go to Bangkok and then I plan to head up Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai. I'll post reports on their respective pages. Afterwards I hope to return to Pattaya for at least another week to end my trip. By that time the bars will be able to stay open until midnight I believe, which will certainly help.

Thanks for the nice feedback and apologies for the length of some of these diaries.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

It all makes sense now. My Coca Cola girl claimed she was 19 and mamasan confirmed. The bar fine for her was 600 baht, which confirms 19 is old enough for sex work. So delicious, but at that time I needed another couple hours to recover from an earlier session. Timing is everything.

Happy to explain it.

Tho the further you get from the bigger centres, the looser they seem to be in caring about age limits.

Also, once you've seen one Thai girls ID card you will understand how they can use someone elses card so easily to fake their age.

They all get their ID cards done in such a way that they look nothing like it when made up and dolled up.

Also, they can get a replacement card immediately almost anywhere for a very small cost.

So they happily share cards around.

[WingZero94]

Thanks for all the reporting mate. I think I know which massage girl you were talking about the other day. She'd definitely be the prettiest one on the street.

[Banana Boi]

I filmed some videos for my friend Owen's Youtube channel and was tempted to have a massage with extras but didn't see any girls that tempted me.

Please feel free to link your YouTube videos here. It's allowed. I skimmed through the ones posted yesterday and today. Keep up the good work. Enjoy your return to Thailand.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Yea Soi 6 has the bars with pretty girls. But when Honey body massage, Honey 2 and Sabai Dee body massage soapies will open man? I am waiting here since 2 weeks and there is no repairing going on or any sort of effort to open them.

Anyone know any good soapies around? I miss the Bangkok soapies now in Pattaya.

I went to Soi buakhao road and LK Metro gogo bars. They do not have the dancing girls anymore, they are just bars with drinking guys and girls as waitresses. No body show no nothing.

Let me know more Gentlemens clubs like Kings club. 3 PM in afternoon is too early for me and my little rocket. Let me know if it is a good idea to visit the Gentlemens clubs in evening around 6? What is the difference?

Were you not aware Pattaya is operating at 5% of pre covid activity. Maybe even less.

[Gonz0]

It's common for bars to pay salary at the end of the month, but commission for ladydrinks are paid the next day.

Concerning tequila shots: the bar has bottles of tequila for ladies that are watered down. What I do is order a shot for me, which comes from a bottle of undiluted tequila, and a shot for the lady, which comes from the watered down bottle. Then I drink the lady's shot, leaving her the real stuff.

What is the main reason for the watered down ladies drinks? Is it to increase profit or for the lady to remain sober?

How do they react when you drink the diluted stuff and give them the real tequila?

[Mr Enternational]

So anyone who knows Pattaya knows the Russians flock here year round, there is always a good amount of them on the beaches and in the cheap taxi's. You don't see them much in the bars, nightclubs etc since their money doesn't go that far down here.

Most Russians hung out at Mixx Disco.

Over and over and all of the hundreds of exchange booths down here you would start seeing X's across the RUS symbol in the windows. And things here surely won't improve for them anytime soon.

The Russian girlfriend that I had in Pattaya had to move back to Vladivostok a few months ago. We still talk all the time and I was planning on visiting her there until this BS. The other day she said:

"Difficult times in Russia now. Fucking politics! FB, Instagram and WhatsApp periodically blocked. I work a lot, but I don't have enough money. I can't renovate my apartment."

[Sir Lancelot]

I wasn't hungover when I woke up but I was teetering on the brink. I gulped down a bottle of water and went back to bed. Mental note: cut down on the alcohol.

Feeling somewhat better mid-afternoon, I went for a wander. I filmed some videos for my friend Owen's Youtube channel and was tempted to have a massage with extras but didn't see any girls that tempted me.

After a veritable feast from the 7 Eleven for dinner (shrimp pot noodle and a custard bun for dessert) I headed out at 6. 30 am to meet Sam. Our plan tonight was to visit Walking Street but he informed me there would be no point going there before 8 pm so we decided to have a few drinks in the LK Metro area.

We started at a small bar on soi Buakhao called Olry LK Bar as Sam is interested in a girl there. She wasn't there. Not to worry, I was joined by a sweet girl called Miaow. My second Miaow of the trip (these cats just sniff me out). The prices were pretty standard at 80 baht for my Chang and 150 for the ladydrink.

Next we went to Sugar Sugar. A pretty girl outside literally jumped on Sam and wrapped her legs around him. He's been working on her for a while and given her warm welcome, it has worked! Inside I saw a lovely girl walk past and invited her over. Her name was Nan and she was 24. She was great. She had a pretty face with oriental features and was good fun, wrinkling her nose cutely whenever she laughed at one my jokes. She told me she used to work in one of my favourite gogo bars pre-pandemic, Airport, but admitted she makes more money these days with ladydrinks, than she did when gogos were fully operational.

The girl I bar-fined from Crystal Club has been messaging me on Line so I wanted to pay her a visit and buy her a drink. But I made an embarrassing error.

I asked a girl with a similar appearance if she wanted a drink! It was only when she stood up to go inside with me that I saw the girl I bar-fined sat there on a stool, smiling awkwardly. So I ended up buying a drink for her and giving her unfortunate lookalike 100 baht by way of an apology.

It was Saturday night and the club was noticeably busier than my previous visit, with twice the number of girls dancing. But I only had eyes for my girl, who I bar-fined on my first night. What a beautiful smile. I bought her two ladydrinks and it was nice to catch up.

The time had come to go to Walking Street. We both got on the back of a motorbike taxi and five minutes (and 60 baht) later we were stood under the familiar Walking Street sign.

We walked on to the street and it was strange not to be greeted with the usual blaze of neon and screaming Hello, girls. Lots of the bars are still closed but we discovered that those that are open are very lively indeed.

Firstly we went to Skyfall, a long bar with a narrow stage in the middle. Needless to say I did my best James Bond impression when I walked in. I saw a number of pretty girls as we were directed to our seats but barely had I sat down and two girls wedged themselves either side of me. I don't understand why gogo bars encourage this. If I was given time to choose my own girl, maybe I'd be tempted enough to bar-fine her? I bought a drink for a girl with glasses, who was older than I usually go for but an enjoyable companion.

As we left, Sam was cursing. His girl had quoted him 5000 for long-time.

Would Fahrenheit get our temperature's rising? It's a big bar and it was packed inside with almost every seat taken by farang, most with a girl or two for company. There just have been 60-70 girls. It's strange seeing a bar so packed have a big empty stage in the middle. Surely having the girls up there would help with social distancing?

There were lots of pretty faces but once again a bossy waitress thought she knew my taste in girls better than me and practically pushed a young girl at me. 'Buy drink for girl?' the waitress asked within 12 nanoseconds. I know ladydrink pressure is hardly a new phenomenon but in covid times, the waitresses and mamasans in these gogo bars seem to have been on a training course on how to be as irritating as possible.

The girl was cute but not my type (and barely spoke a word of English), but I decided not to get bullied in to buying a ladydrink for her. Instead I deliberately tipped the girl a very generous 100 baht when I paid my bill, twice as much as she'd get for a ladydrink. She was visibly delighted but the bar would get nothing.

I was given a mission by my friend back in England. He follows various bars on Facebook and when Windmill posted a new photo recently, he nearly fell off his seat as it featured a girl he really likes, who he had bar-fined from another bar and regretted not keeping in touch with. He wanted me to try and get her number for him.

To enter Windmill you have to get tested. I knew this was the case so did a quick lateral flow test in my room before heading out to make sure I was in the clear. It was a very quick process outside Windmill. I was swabbed up the nose and within 30 seconds was given the all-clear. As a matter of interest I asked the man how many people have tested positive and he showed me his logbook. One person yesterday, none the day before, none the day before, one the day before that. Going back two weeks there wasn't a single day when more than one had tested positive.

Windmill was packed inside, so we grabbed stools next to the empty stage. There were lots of customers and lots of girls. They've definitely improved their recruitment policy because last time I visited I had the misfortune of seeing perhaps the oldest gogo girl I've ever seen stick a cucumber up her pussy. But now there were younger girls and a few cuties too. I scanned around and couldn't see Macca's girl, so showed the photo to a waitress.

'Yes, that's Aa' she replied before adding 'she not in today, back tomorrow' (bar-speak for for being nailed as we speak by a horny farang). Mission status: failed.

I enjoyed Windmill though. The place is famous for its anything-goes atmosphere. Girls paraded around topless and one guy was licking the pussy of a girl who was kneeling on all fours on his table.

It was just after 10 pm when we entered Pinup, which Sam describes as the number one gogo in Pattaya. I was shocked with how busy it was. There was barely a free seat and I'd estimate between 80 and 100 girls. The girls were all young and the talent levels were exceptionally high. Everywhere I looked it seemed were girls I'd happily bar-fine.

As we were being shown to the only free stools, I saw a blonde haired girl looking bored, leaning on her hand. I did a mock yawn and she laughed. She seemed quite bubbly so I invited her to sit with me for a drink. She had a shorter, fashionable haircut and the longest orange fake nails I've seen. They were like talons! But we didn't click and conversation was hard work. A gorgeous girl walking past saw me admiring her and stroked my arm surreptitiously.

I wanted to go back to Tree Town and go to one final bar there but Sam got chatting with a girl he knows and then had an issue with his bill, which meant it was 10.40 by the time we jumped on to the back of a motorbike taxi.

When we got back to Tree Town I rushed to at Lai but my favourite girl was busy taking to a customer. I waved goodbye to Sam, who wanted to bar-fine his girl from Moonlight again, and did a quick circuit of the beer-bars. Most were closing and there were few girls. I looked for the girl I bar-fined from Blue Sky Bar but she wasn't there.

The bars close promptly at 11 and the streets are busy with people rushing home or back to their girls. Ordinarily this would be a good opportunity to score a last-ditch hookup but not when all the girls have masks on!

I say 'everyone', none of the ladyboys had masks on and neither did a small selection of black girls on the green raised walkway at the front of Tree Town. I was absolutely determined not to have a girl-free night so approached the prettiest and we agreed on 1500 for long-time.

Her name was Ivy and she was Ugandan. She had a nice face, long braided hair and although she was in her 30's she definitely had sex appeal. She also spoke excellent English and I really enjoyed chatting with her back in my room.

We undressed and she gave me a magical blowjob. She expertly licked and teased my dick and inside thighs with the tip of her tongue and sucked me slow and deep with lots of eye contact. I fucked her on top with lots of passionate kissing and then slapped in to her behind doggy style, before she rode me energetically. I then took the condom off and we had a nice 69. She grinded her pussy in to my face and suddenly began quivering uncontrollably and groaning. She finished me off with a blowjob, pulling away as she heard me coming and laughing as I shot my load up my chest.

It had been a good night. Walking Street on Saturday night had plenty of girls, even though pressure for ladydrinks was almost as high as the short and longtime prices. But there are lots of pretty girls. I was disappointed not to score a pretty gogo girl but the 11 pm closing time gives you a small window of opportunity. On the bright side though I'd had a great session with a Ugandan. Another country ticked off the list.

[Explorer8939]

Took a run down to soi 6 today and stopped at Lust and had a 31 y old soi 6 girl with a great ass dance on my dick while I played with her body. I was shocked actually, I guessed her age at around 23. She had a real nice personality to go with a tight pair of shorts without anything under them. These girls do make a decent amount on drinks but the paycheck comes only at the end of the month so they do look for some barfines to keep the money flowing. I hit a few more bars and then went in to do a round with an X Thai Friendly girl who's now back on soi 6 working her magic. We went upstairs and it was a porn star session with deepthroat, rimming and even a bit of anal thrown in. Had a fantastic time. Finished up and went downstairs and bought her a few more drinks. Then the shit hit the fan so to speak, she asked for a shot of tequila and I said yes. She comes back with the shot and I stuck my finger in it and tasted water. I had tested her first few drinks and they were real drinks, why she asked for a shot of water is beyond me. She knew she pissed me off a bit although the extent was diminished with the fantastic session. I do really like the girl and as I'm settling the bill I tell her 'from now on you only do shots of tequila, no more mixed drinks and I will test all of them'. So the money comes and she pushes her tits together and says 'tip for me?.

It's common for bars to pay salary at the end of the month, but commission for ladydrinks are paid the next day.

Concerning tequila shots: the bar has bottles of tequila for ladies that are watered down. What I do is order a shot for me, which comes from a bottle of undiluted tequila, and a shot for the lady, which comes from the watered down bottle. Then I drink the lady's shot, leaving her the real stuff.