Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Internash1]

Thanks for the tips, Sr Vagabundo. I happily second Contemporanio. It's a great place, just like the nearby hotel Granada where I stayed for one night some time ago. A clerk from that hotel recommended the place, and he was spot on. And maybe it's time for me to revisit Marius.

Yep, I'm a sucker for street food too.

Having said that, does anyone know of an excellent food spot with a fantastic sea view in Rio for a special occasion?

Bar e Restaurante Urca (Bar Urca, desde 1939).

Loja: Bar e Sobreloja: Restaurante. Are. Seendido Gaffre, 205 - Urca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22291-080.

[Vagabundo1]

The Week in Baseball.

Today, Vagabundo went to Darkroom, and had a great session with Maya. 40 minutes of fucking out of 60 minutes. My true love (joking), Rebecca was not there. I like the vibe there, with the bar opening to the Rio cityscape -- not the fashionable waterfront either, but to the opposite side, towards the Tijuca mountains. 150 reais.

Well, let's see, Ana Zawaadi Foxxx came over Friday for a pernoite, 400.3 BBFS CIP pops. She is texting again promising 5 pops, and it is good to have options.

Prior to that last week Anne Amari came over for 3 consecutive pernoites for 800 reais. Beach, barbeque. 3 or 5 pops a day.

Entao. Get your ass to Rio.

[Vagabundo1]

Yet more of my ironic, sardonic wit wasted like pearls before swine.

Hey. You better stay away from Vagabundo's girl! We were in there and the lady asked if we wanted anyone. I kept telling her that I wanted her. I said how are you going to expect these girls to do something that you will not do. You need to lead by example.

Then Jingo said he did not want anyone.

Then Vagabundo said that he wants Rebecca, but she doesn't love him. The lady said these hoes don't love nobody; that is why they are hoes. I have not been able to get that out of my mind since.

[The Critic]

First message, report of my first and second trip to Rio de Janeiro. Sorry for any mistakes, but English is not my native language.
I would like to give useful information especially to those who have never been to Rio de Janeiro and want to take a low cost pussy holiday. LOL.

WOW, First Report! Very Informative and Detailed!! Looks like you had a good time. Thanks for posting your experiences. Your posting should be a must read for New Mongers.

[SoberHans69]

First night out in Rio was ok, ruined by being full of cold and travelling for the past 20 hours or so.

Went to Monte Carlo as it was near the hotel and there was a few decent girls there (got nothing to compare then to yet though) but the one I picked I had a disappointing session with). This was my fault too due to the cold and tiredness but although she was friendly she didn't live up to the passionate Brazilian stereotype I've heard so much about. I'm sure I'll have better look tomorrow.

Probably going to try 4 x 4 and maybe some other Centro Termas tomorrow.

[Mr Enternational]

Dark Room floor 20, cobertura 6. https://www.darkroom.com.br/ Prices 80/20 min, 100/30 min, 120/40 min, 150/1 HR. The only daytime brothel with bar where you can hangout with the girls. Nice line up, nice small room with ac, pity for the shower in the corridor. Sometimes this place is overcrowded and one shower is not enough. Fucked: Rebecca,

Hey. You better stay away from Vagabundo's girl! We were in there and the lady asked if we wanted anyone. I kept telling her that I wanted her. I said how are you going to expect these girls to do something that you will not do. You need to lead by example.

Then Jingo said he did not want anyone.

Then Vagabundo said that he wants Rebecca, but she doesn't love him. The lady said these hoes don't love nobody; that is why they are hoes. I have not been able to get that out of my mind since.

[Xpartan]

First message, report of my first and second trip to Rio de Janeiro. Sorry for any mistakes, but English is not my native language.

I would like to give useful information especially to those who have never been to Rio de Janeiro and want to take a low cost pussy holiday. LOL.

Wow! That's got to be the best first report I've ever seen. Thank you so much for taking the time and all the details.

So what girls were your favorites?

[Nounce]

I agree with your best. I know where girls hang out but I did not know dark room has a bar.

First message, report of my first and second trip to Rio de Janeiro. ...

[Nordico]

"The measure takes effect this Monday, with the publication of a decree in the Official Gazette. With this, the city becomes the first capital in the country to completely abolish the use of the item". https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/equili...ampaign=comptw.

[Sperto]

First message, report of my first and second trip to Rio de Janeiro.

Thanks for an excellent and informative report.

[DrAxxx]

First message, report of my first and second trip to Rio de Janeiro. Sorry for any mistakes, but English is not my native language.

I would like to give useful information especially to those who have never been to Rio de Janeiro and want to take a low cost pussy holiday. LOL.

Copacabana vs Cento

I spent the first part of the holiday in an Airbnb in Centro attached to the Carioca metro and the second part of the holiday in Copacabana between posto4 and posto5.

Although from Monday to Friday in the afternoon / evening I am always in Centro to check the brothels, I am also always on the beach in the morning. Considering the fact that all my friends live in Copacabana and considering the fact that in the evening Centro is deserted, with almost all the restaurants closed as early as 7 pm. I prefer to stay in Copa more than Centro and go to Centro just to hunt for pussy. Also Saturday and Sunday Centro is dead. Anyway probably Centro it's safer than Copa. And if you stay in Centro is easier to take out girls from brothels / trash to your apartment.

Money exchange.

Another reason why Copa is better than Centro is that the exchange rates are much better in Copa. When in Centro they changed the euro at 6. 00 in Copa there were changes at 6. 15/6. 20.

During the holiday I always changed my euro between 6. 00 and 6. 20 in Copa. First holiday the euro exchange was between 6. 30 and 6. 40.

Cards.

I used Revolut, I must say very comfortable to avoid filling up with coins. I paid cash only in brothels, for everything else Revolut.

Metro.

Very safe for me, I drove around it day and night, on both lines from Jardim Oceanico to Saens Pena and on the other line to Sao Cristovao, never had any problems or sense of danger. Cost of the ride 5. 80 R.

Uber.

Work fine, not much cancellations and not much waiting times, and then it is much cheaper than taxis. The only problem if you are in group is that most uber driver accept a maximum of 3 passengers as per Uber regulation. Some of them will make an exception if you are in 4 for 10 R tip. Others refuse to pick up 4 people.

Vaccinal certificate.

Only in gym, tourist places like Corcovado and Sugar loaf and in a couple of HiSo restaurants did they ask me for it, otherwise never had to show it anywhere.

Beaches.

In Copacabana I like Rasta Beach, baracca 20 in Leme. For me the best beach is Sao Conrado in front of the Rocinha, on beautiful sunny days the beach is packed with beautiful pussies. On Sundays there is often a party in posto 13.

https://www.instagram.com/resenhaposto13/

And after a nice beach party, pagode and baile funk at the Estação Vidigal on Sunday evening.

https://www.instagram.com/estacaovidigal/

https://www.facebook.com/estacaovidigal

Okay, let's talk about pussy now. Since English is a bit difficult for me and having to help me with the translator, I'll try to make you a list of the brothels I have visited with some additional info.

All price are quoted in BRL and pay by cash, usually pay with credit have an upcharge.

When you go to brothels ask to add your number to their phone book to be able to see the photos of the girls on whatsapp.

Day time brothels.

The best for me is Massagem Tijuca – Avenida Paula Sousa 214, Maracanà - near Sao Cristovano metro.

https://www.massagemtijuca.com/

120/30 min and 160/1 hour. Girls who do anal usually ask +50. Open on Saturday. This is the place for rimjob, many girls here licked my ass. I fucked: Joyce, Bruna, Jamile, Jaque, Jessica, Lorraine.

Anne Massagens – Rua General Roca 263, sala 201, Tijuca. Next to metro Saens Pena https://www.annemassagens.com/.

110/30 min and 150/1 HR. Girls who do anal usually ask +50. Open on Saturday. Fucked: Cecilia, Sara, Alexia. Many new girls joined the brothels on my last days, so no time to try them.

Ju Panteras. Rua Bento Lisboa 184,4th floor, Largo do Machado.

http://jupanteras.com/adm/

Very discreet place that prefers to work on booking, send a message on whatsapp before you go. 120/30 min and 180/1 HR. I had a very good session with Brenda.

Avenida Treze de Maio 47. Sala 610 and 511 both places are disgusting.

Avenida Treze de Maio 33:3206 Sexy Hot Massagens, 2414 Lokal Zen, 2304 SEDUÇÃO X, 2210 Lavinia spa, 2101 Delicias Do Centro, 2102 Centro Bellas, 2103 Sexy House, 2106 Espaço Picante.

The elevators are a nightmare in this building, too slow. Average price 50/20 min and 80-100/30 min.

Most places have a nasty cabine. 3206 and 2414 probably have the "best" room in the building. Best line up at 3206 and 2102.

Avenida Rio Branco 185:

Bel Prazer sala 2114 https://www.belprazer.com/ price 110/30 min and 150/1 ora. Saturday promo 80/30. +50 for anal. Small nice room with ac and shower. Fucked: Mirela, Karina, Nanda, Thaisa.

Dany Massage sala 1308 – price 100/30 min and 150/1 HR. Room with ac and shower. Fucked Livia, great PSE anal and CIM included in the 100/30 min.

Studio Zen sala 405 - price 100/30 min and 150/1 HR. Nice room with ac and shower, only 5 girls.

Avenida Rio Branco 156, to access you must do the "cadastro" register with a copy of your passport and you must say the number of the sala you are going to, the elevators are divided by floors and to access there are turnstiles that open with the card that they give you after registration, a card that is also used to go out later. Since the elevators are divided by floors, for example, if you want to go to floor 22 and then to 33 you have to redo the cadastro.

3320 Dudas https://www.dudasmassagem.com/ price 130/30 min and 170/1 HR. Saturday promo 80/30 min. +50 for anal. Nice small room with ac and shower. Fucked: Loren and Beatriz.

2622 only 3 ugly girls work here. Price 100/30 min.

2235 Onix http://www.onixterapias.com/ 140/30 min and 170/1 HR. Ugly small room with ac and shower. Best girl here is Isis.

1833 AS TOPS DO CENTRO nasty place with 4 girls. Price 100/30 min and 150/1 HR here girls asking high price for anal like +200.

I think there are more brothels in this building but I didn't check it out.

Espaço Vital Terapias Rua Miguel Couto 130 - sala 301 very bad line up 100/30 min and 150/1 HR. Often they have promos.

Emporio do Banho Rua Do Rosario 135 sala 301 https://www.emporiodobanhorj.com/.

Prices 130/30 min and 170/1 HR. +50 for anal. Saturday promo 80/30 min. Probably the brothels with the best rooms in Centro. Excellent line up, many girls and some very beautiful, it's a pity that the performances are very subdued and many girls in the interview say no FK and only CBJ. Avoid Gaby and Monique, very bad service.

Praça Olavo Bilac 28:

Dark Room floor 20, cobertura 6. https://www.darkroom.com.br/ Prices 80/20 min, 100/30 min, 120/40 min, 150/1 HR. The only daytime brothel with bar where you can hangout with the girls. Nice line up, nice small room with ac, pity for the shower in the corridor. Sometimes this place is overcrowded and one shower is not enough. Fucked: Rebecca, Isis, Clara, Jully, Julia and Beatriz.

Sala 1417 went a couple of time, they said 8 girls line up, but I never saw more than 2 girls.

Sala 1317 prices 100/30 min and 150/1 HR. Good line up with several girls, quite ugly rooms, with a shower in the corridor.

TRASH.

These crappy little bars with disgusting rooms and blaring music can often reveal nice surprises. The problem is the timetable, there are trash like U24 that work during the day and close at 7 pm, others that start to fill up at 7 pm and others like Club 56 which comes alive after 10 pm. The line up can changes dramatically, one day it is full of girls and the next day the same club can be empty with only a few bad girls.

Average prices for half an hour range from 70 to 110 BRL, but there are also options of 10,20,40 minutes and 1 hour.

The places with the "best" rooms are Club 116 (small room with ac and shower) and Club 31.

Some clubs have really crappy cabins, but don't be sad, the girls are very willing to give you their phone number to meet them outside (before or after work) or you can take them out the club right away to fuck in a motel or in your apartment if you live in Centro.

Most of these clubs are behind Avenida Presidente Vargas and nearby is the Hotel Siviglia which rents the room for 50 BRL 1 hour.

The best for me are U210 and Club116. At 210 there are a lot of thin girls. I had a great fuck in 210 e 116.

Trash that I check out:

Rua Acre, 56.

Rua the Alfândega, 119.

Rua the Conceição, 114.

Rua the Conceição, 116.

Praça Olavo Bilac, 15.

Praça Olavo Bilac, 13.

Rua Uruguaiana, 210.

Rua Uruguaiana, 24.

Rua Uruguaiana, 145.

Rua Leandro Martins, 4.

Rua Leandro Martins, 3.

Praça Tiradentes, 64.

Rua the Carioca, 59.

Rua Alcântara Machado, 31.

Termas.

I Been to 4 x 4 (50 entry fee, 290/30 min) go there in the afternoon and try to fuck before 6 pm for got a free entry and Whiskeria65,50 entry fee all consumable in drinks and 275/30 min. Both place not worth the money they ask, plenty of girls but not much good quality IMHO.

4 x 4 Rua Buenos Aires, 44, Centro https://www.instagram.com/quatroporquatrowhiskeria/ https://www.quatroporquatroclass.com.br/.

Whiskeria65 Rua do Rosário, 65, Centro https://www.instagram.com/65whiskeria/ https://whiskeria65.com.br/.

Also been to MV30 Rua Mayrink Veiga, 30 Centro. Entry fee 20 and 200/30 min. https://www.instagram.com/mv30club/?hl=it.

Club 502 (Rua the Alfândega, 65 Centro) Entry fee 10,150/30 min, 200/40 min and 250/1 HR https://www.facebook.com/CLUB-502-103912501086888/.

Never been to Solarium, Montecarlo, Cancun, Centaurus.

Copacabana.

First holiday I went twice at Eden Spa Avenida Nossa Senhora Copacabana 583 - sala 401. Price 150/30 min and 200/1 HR. Performance here sucks.

Never been to Dolce Vita, Marrakesh, Casablanca. Sometimes I went to Mabs for a snack, some nights there is a lot of girls, other nights the place is pretty empty. Girls asking 300/400 for 1 HR, prices go down late in the night.

Barra de Tijuca.

On a Saturday evening went with a metro to Jardim Oceanico then walk to Olegario Maciel, full of people and really stunning girls, best girls I saw in two holidays. After a couple of drinks in the bars there walk to Perola Negra Av. Do Pepê, 400 – Posto 1 http://perolanegraclub.com.br/ entry fee is 30,250/30 min. 20/22 girls, low quality, only 2/3 girls I would like to fuck.

Realengo.

55/60 BRL one way with uber From Copacabana. There are 2 boate here Das Flores Av. Marechal Fontenelle, 5635 and Babilonia Av. Santa Cruz, 9. https://www.instagram.com/clubebabilonia/ clubs are close and you can walk from one to the other. Entry fee is 15 at Das Flores and 10 at Babilonia, both clubs have same prices for fuck 85/30 min and 145/1 HR. Das Flores have cabine with shower in the corridor for the 30 min and room with shower for 1 HR.

Babilonia been here once and was empty, only 2 girls and my friend and I were the only customers, leave after one drink.

Das Flores is always full of girls, been there 4 times and every nights there are over 30/35 girls. Good line up and good perfomance, girls don't upcharge for anal. For me this is the best nightclub in all Rio.

Campo Grande.

Very far from Copacabana 85/90 BRL one way with uber. Been here once, Friday afternoon at Club Refugio Estrada Rio-São Paulo, 3943 https://www.instagram.com/clubrefugio/ every Friday is open from 2 pm till 2:30 am you can spend the afternoon in their swimmingpool, take sun, chatting with the girls and fucking them. Entry fee is 20, drinks are cheap I spend around 70 for 3 soft drinks and 3 beers. Rooms are big, with ac, fan and toilet / shower. Prices are 130/30 min, 160/40 min and 200/1 HR. From Monday to Thursday the club is open at night.

Friday afternoon here is a nice change from the classic walk in day time brothels. Around 20 girls, 4/5 I would like to fuck, mood is relaxed and girls sit with you talking for awhile just for one beer, no pressure do go to the room. At 7 pm there is pagode live music and at 8 pm there is a free bbq (good quality).

After dinner we went to Buena Vistas Av. Cesário de Melo, 1385 - Sen. Vasconcelos https://buena.net.br/site1/ just 6 km from Refugio. Entry fee is 15,130/30 min and 190/1 HR. Relaxed place with billiards and table football, around 20/25 and better looking girls than Refugio.

On the way back home we saw Club Das Abusadas Estrada do Mendanha, 1039, Campo Grande https://www.instagram.com/mendanha.1039/ https://www.facebook.com/Boate-club-...9418471372515/ but not time to check it out. The driver said that Campo Grande is full of brothels, boate and hookers.

Bonsucceso.

Less than 40 BRL by Uber. I know 3 boate here. Fenix are. Leopoldo Bulhões, 2350 but friends told me that this place is really bad.

Be&W Av. Paris, 634 https://www.instagram.com/boateblackwhite http://boateblackwhite.com.br/ entry fee 15,140/30 min, 170/40 min, 200/1 HR and 250/1 HR in the suite. Other rooms are small with ac and shower in the corridor. Line up with around 20 girls, friendly and funny place, did two rooms here and both girls did not ask extra money for anal.

Third place is Rios Club Rua Guilherme Maxwell, 389 http://boaterios.com.br/ just few minutes walk from be&W. Entry fee is 30,150/30 min, 190/40 min, 230/1 HR and 250/1 HR in the suite. The Club is very nice, unfortunately only 13 girls and only 2 of them I would like to fuck, not spent much time in here because my friends what to leave early and move to another club.

VILA VALQUEIRE.

Less than 40 BRL by Uber. Las Vegas Estrada Intendente Magalhaes 1183 https://www.instagram.com/boatelasvegasrj/?hl=it.

Entry fee is 15, prices are 160/40 min and 220/1 HR. Nice club but unfortunately only 8 girls on a Tuesday night, they told us that Thursday and Friday there are around 13/15 girls but I don't think we will go back any time soon.

ADS sites.

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/

I have used this site a couple of times, there are many others. I find this type of site for mongering really boring, go through the ads, look for reports on the Brazilian forums, contact them via WhatsApp, wait for them to answer you (if they do), chat and make an appointment. With the unknown that you never know who will open the door for you. Let's say these site are fine on days like a rainy Sunday, when the brothels are closed and you can't go to the beach.

General advice.

The P4P in Rio makes no sense or logic, one day a club can be the top and the next day a shit. Paying more does not guarantee a prettier pussy or a better fuck at all. You can do nice performances with nice pussies for 80 r and got a bad service for 300 r. If you like brothels, check them out all.

And always, always and everywhere interview the girl well and ask if she does everything you are interested in like FK, BBBJ, CIM, anal, if she asks for extras, etc. Don't take anything for granted.

[Spidy]

... Beautiful, curvaceous women on the beach. Those skimpy bikinis that later revealed those flying V tan lines. The way the women moved in bed and out of bed.

Ooh! ...those tan lines, especially when coupled with those small bleached blonde body hairs, that were so smooth to the touch and "glistened" in the sun"...

Yep, still a joy to behold in any era!

Whether those tan lines and golden hairs, show up at a baile in the 1990's, getting dressed in your Fortaleza hotel room in the 2000's, Termas Cancun or on the beach, it just never gets old. Hmm, hmmm....

[It Travel]

IT Travel! Perhaps the only one who can comprehend my proclivity for the booty hole so much! LOLOLOL! I book all of my vacations via "IT Travel" hahaha! But you got to stay away from photoacompanhantes man. That site is shit! Hit me up by PM, and I will guide you with much, much better options. Connoisseur to connoisseur!

OK. Man! I'll soon write you.

IT.

[It Travel]

Look, you're obviously an experienced monger so I won't tell you to RTFF, but you might still want to consider it, LOL. Then you'll find that the PA site has been discussed here at length, and while it has a great interface, it's just an advertising site where people are free to post and say whatever they want. You would also find that while Hilton is not bad, it's not GF, so you might want to consider JW Marriott, which is in the same class (a little underwhelming) and price range. Seriously, if you're planning a trip, you'll benefit greatly from reading the last 30 pages or so, especially since you haven't been to Rio for a long time. Good luck!

Thanks. Sorry but I really do not know what RTFF is.

IT.

[Spidy]

Please feel free to ignore if Rio 1990's nostalgia / reminiscing is not your thing.

I appreciate any reference to Buttman (John Stagliano) videos. I believe Rio might have been the first of many Buttman adventures. When he went back with Rocco Siffredi things really heated up...

"Buttman's Popo Zuda Party (2001)" is the GOAT, IMHO, as the greatest ever Carnaval porno.

This was the type of Carnaval I grew to know and love in the 1990's and early 2000's. The debauchery during Carnaval was just on another level. His infamous side trip (in Popo Zuda) to a strip club in Belo Horizonte, was another reason I initially thought BH would be a hot bed of activity for action. Although my maiden trip to Belo was enjoyable, it didn't quite live up to my "Popo Zuda" strip club fantasies.

Oops! I just couldn't help myself with all the Popo Zuda talk and just had to delve into the archives and reminisce. Thought I'd share a few of my own pics and some taken from the 1990 Carnaval "rag mags" bought at the corner street jornal do bancos.