Rio de Janeiro Reports

**Vagabundo1** · 03-11-22 02:33

Carnival 2022.

https://youtu.be/ldlaVl6Jw40

This video shot at Metro Uruguiana is where we walked yesterday, and Lagoa, during carnival a week ago.

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Including his video of my 'hood, Barra posto 3.

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I may have a mfing online class for Portuguese for mongers, or even a youtube channel, so that you pathetic puritan pussy prison inmates can get your Rio on when you hit the deck.

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Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]

Yes, the we went to Darkroom where I fucked Maya my favorite little nordic queen, who I shall give the callsign Amber Lynn.

She fulfills my fantasies of fucking that hot little blonde porn star of my youth, who really needed as much dick stuffed up her pink little pussy as possible.

I played Felipe Ret music on my cell phone. We just kind of banged for the better part of 40 minutes, and then she gave a great massage. $150 r.

Oh, that new black girl that Soberhands fucked is hot af, and has a nice ass, so I will have to explore her holes..

**SoberHans69** · 03-11-22 01:24

Forgot to add I went to Galeto and Cia today for food and was really impressed.

Had the picancha steak with polenta fries and farofa de banana.

Really nice food and good prices.

**SoberHans69** · 03-11-22 01:20

Just been to 4 x 4 for the first time, wow I love that place.

Was alone so wasn't really feeling the party atmosphere but I'm here for the pussy not partying.

Seen at least five girls I would have sessioned with. Ended up taking a really pretty mixed race girl called Ruby who surprisingly spoke some English.

Good BJ and fuck and had a laugh with her.

As I was leaving another girl told me I could cum in her ass but I politely declined, only in Brazil.

Been walking around Copacabana loads and had no bother off the homeless beggars but went to explore Leblon today and one kept pestering me. Had to shout at him to go away in the end after asking him nicely numerous times. What's the best thing to say in Portuguese to tell them to f*ck off?

I also noticed the check out people in the supermarkets here are even slower than Colombia, must be a Latin thing. Good job they don't fuck like they serve people or they'd have no customers.

**Mimic86** · 03-11-22 00:35

I will be in Rio tomorrow. PM me if anybody wants to meet up for drinks and hunting or 4 x 4.

P.S. Anybody been on the site meupatrocinio.com? I am getting a lot of success on this site.

**Vagabundo1** · 03-10-22 23:53

When? We can do another mosaico event.

Originally Posted by Sargent50 [View Original Post]

I'll be down for the carnival is there any chance I can find some place to watch the NFL draft?

**Vagabundo1** · 03-10-22 21:05

Yes, the we went to Darkroom where I fucked Maya my favorite little nordic queen, who I shall give the callsign Amber Lynn.

She fulfills my fantasies of fucking that hot little blonde porn star of my youth, who really needed as much dick stuffed up her pink little pussy as possible.

I played Felipe Ret music on my cell phone. We just kind of banged for the better part of 40 minutes, and then she gave a great massage. $150 r.

Oh, that new black girl that Soberhands fucked is hot af, and has a nice ass, so I will have to explore her holes.

We walked around we 3, we happy few, we bought MMA shirts in the Popular Mercado, and vasco masks, and over at casa bombeiro those great shorts, and caps and other stuff, then over to Central station where we bought SIM chips, then to 116, which didn't have its full selection of top tier trash talent yet, and then to 210 where I got the number of a hot little slender redhead, and even passed it to internash, and then walked back to IBIS Central -- 10.6 kilometers.

Originally Posted by SoberHans69 [View Original Post]

Went with Vagabundo and Internash to Dark Room today and sessioned with a really nice black girl called Gabriella.

100 reals for 30 minutes, amazing value.

Vagabundo showed us a few of the trash prives and I was pleasantly surprised by the quality. Definitely some diamonds in the rough.

Also tried acai for the first time, was really nice and had food at Braseiro which was good value considering its in Copacabana.

**Sargent 50** · 03-10-22 18:39

I'll be down for the carnival is there any chance I can find some place to watch the NFL draft?

**Sargent 50** · 03-10-22 18:37

Awesome intel.

Originally Posted by DrAxxx [View Original Post]

First message, report of my first and second trip to Rio de Janeiro. Sorry for any mistakes, but English is not my native language.

I would like to give useful information especially to those who have never been to Rio de Janeiro and want to take a low cost pussy holiday. LOL.

Copacabana vs Cento

I spent the first part of the holiday in an Airbnb in Centro attached to the Carioca metro and the second part of the holiday in Copacabana between posto4 and posto5.

Although from Monday to Friday in the afternoon / evening I am always in Centro to check the brothels, I am also always on the beach in the morning. Considering the fact that all my friends live in Copacabana and considering the fact that in the evening Centro is deserted, with almost all the restaurants closed as early as 7 pm. I prefer to stay in Copa more than Centro and go to Centro just to hunt for pussy. Also Saturday and Sunday Centro is dead. Anyway probably Centro it's safer than Copa. And if you stay in Centro is easier to take out girls from brothels / trash to your apartment..

**Mr Enternational** · 03-10-22 17:48

Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]

French tourist attacked and knifed 5 times in Copacabana. The woman was smoking outside her hotel on Rua Francisco de S. A guy came up to her and attacked her with a knife.

https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/po...ra-ao-rio.html

What article are you guys reading? The one attached says she is from Sao Paulo. She only lives in France. She even has a Brazilian name... "A empresria paulista Janaina da Silva Campos, de 48 anos, que foi esfaqueada"

Originally Posted by WyattEarp [View Original Post]

All things aside, this French woman has a great body.

This Brazilian has a great body to be a French woman?

**Axel Heyst** · 03-10-22 17:39

Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]

French tourist attacked and knifed 5 times in Copacabana. The woman was smoking outside her hotel on Rua Francisco de S. A guy came up to her and attacked her with a knife.

https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/po...ra-ao-rio.html

Girl was doing nothing wrong. Smoking a cigarette in front of her hotel. I hope the catch the prick and teach him a little behavior modification RJ style. What an asshole.

BTW, what's the name of the hotel? Rua Francisco runs through a pretty good neighborhood.

**WyattEarp** · 03-10-22 17:20

Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]

French tourist attacked and knifed 5 times in Copacabana. The woman was smoking outside her hotel on Rua Francisco de S. A guy came up to her and attacked her with a knife.

https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/po...ra-ao-rio.html

All things aside, this French woman has a great body.

**Vagabundo1** · 03-10-22 17:05

Thanks.

This is why I moved to Barra, and will never go to Copa.

Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]

French tourist attacked and knifed 5 times in Copacabana. The woman was smoking outside her hotel on Rua Francisco de S. A guy came up to her and attacked her with a knife.

https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/po...ra-ao-rio.html

**Onojdi** · 03-10-22 07:46

Big thanks brothers for the detail reports and info that you share! I just booked the ticket to Rio and will arrive at the end of the month. Your posts are truly useful for a Rio first timers like me. I am at quarantine at home after positive covid test and was just browsing pointlessness internet, then decided to check the tickets to Rio. At Skyscanner and saw a Lufthansa 275 euro ticket from Madrid to Rio. At first I didn't believed my eyes, then double checked and without thinking too much booked the ticket. Can't belive the price!

Anyway, I will arrive at the end of the month and will spend 2 weeks at Rio. Just wanted to say big thanks to all brothers that are sharing their experience and are giving advices and info. If some of you are still in Rio, it will be a pleasure to buy you a beer or two saying thanks in the real life.

**Sperto** · 03-10-22 06:35

French tourist attacked and knifed 5 times in Copacabana. The woman was smoking outside her hotel on Rua Francisco de Sá. A guy came up to her and attacked her with a knife.

https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/po...ra-ao-rio.html

**SoberHans69** · 03-10-22 00:51

Went with Vagabundo and Internash to Dark Room today and sessioned with a really nice black girl called Gabriella.

100 reals for 30 minutes, amazing value.

Vagabundo showed us a few of the trash prives and I was pleasantly surprised by the quality. Definitely some diamonds in the rough.

Also tried acai for the first time, was really nice and had food at Braseiro which was good value considering its in Copacabana.

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