Pattaya Reports

[Visal]

Are you kidding? Almost every other block in Pattaya has a legit massage parlor. Just look for women dressed in non-provocative uniforms.

Haha, yea that is my point. I never saw decent women. Even the elderly would keep saying Massssaaaage in a naughty way. Now today I came to know that some are legit massage places as some women got offended when I asked them for blowjob. Oh my god, so confusing to me even after 6 weeks here.

I know it, its in the eyes of the believer. I believed it all wrong. Simple way is, if the insides of the shop are all transparent then there is no shady place for them to do shady things and so it is legit place.

[FunMan13]

Some of you PMed me inquiring if it's a hassle to enter Thailand. It was extremely easy for me. I am a USA citizen so I don't need a visa. I entered Bangkok from Singapore in just 2 days after making the decision (to enter). These are the steps I took:

Download 'Thailand Pass' app, register and get approved. Very fast and easy, much easier than Singapore's system.

Buy Covid insurance of at least US $20,000 (was US $50,000 before March 1) for your entire stay in Thailand.

Book an 'SHA+' hotel with airport pickup and PCR test included. I booked my SHA+ hotel for 1 day via Agoda.com.

Get PCR test day before entering Thailand.

The hotel driver picked me up from the airport, drove straight to a Covid test site to do my PCR test, then delivered me to the hotel. I had to quarantine in my room until they received my negative result which they called my room to tell me (took about 6 hours). I can then go out. I checked out the next morning and went to Pattaya. I was also given an ART self-test kit at the test site which I had to self-test on the fifth day and uploaded to the 'Morchana' app (like Singapore's 'TraceTogether' app.).

Do the ART self-test on the fifth day and upload to Morchana.

THAT'S IT.

Before leaving Bangkok to return to Singapore, I had to do a supervised ART test (Singapore's entry requirement). I tried to book online with 2 different providers but my USA credit card was not accepted. I panicked and took a motorbike taxi to Bangkok Hospital as a walk-in patient. It turned out to be better because for 1,300 bt, I had my blood pressure tested and a doctor examined me including using a stethoscope, then an ART test with result emailed to me in 3 hours. The other online sites wanted 1,600 bt and God knows where they were located!

If you are still hesitating about visiting Thailand, DON'T. Now is the best time to visit. I feel safer in Thailand than back in USA. Everyone in Thailand wears a mask and uses hand sanitizers continuously (of course except when you are in the room mongering). Thailand needs our financial support.

Funman13.

[FunMan13]

Are you kidding? Almost every other block in Pattaya has a legit massage parlor. Just look for women dressed in non-provocative uniforms.

Girls are there on Soi 6, on Na Kluea, on only the beginning of Walking street, on Tree town area including all 4 sides of it, on Soi pothole end near Chayyapoon Inn, and then across the big road. Also in Club 4 area.

I went to Kinnaree with my 2 friends and it was closed at night 10 PM.

Google maps shows it closes at 9. Can anyone tell me if it is open daily?

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

[Allover]

Girls are there on Soi 6, on Na Kluea, on only the beginning of Walking street, on Tree town area including all 4 sides of it, on Soi pothole end near Chayyapoon Inn, and then across the big road. Also in Club 4 area.

I went to Kinnaree with my 2 friends and it was closed at night 10 PM.

Google maps shows it closes at 9. Can anyone tell me if it is open daily?

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

Where are the girls in Na Kluea? I've taken the baht bus from Second Road to the end of the line where a fish market is located? I've never seen places that have girls in that area. Looks like I need to visit Na Kluea again.

[SinfullyKorean]

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

Jinda massage off soi buakhao. You're welcome.

[Banana Boi]

I went to Kinnaree with my 2 friends and it was closed at night 10 PM.

Google maps shows it closes at 9. Can anyone tell me if it is open daily?

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

Girls leave Kinnaree at 7 pm. Go between 3:30 and 7 pm. Do not go Monday or Tuesday cause many girls take those 2 days off. G clubs and BJ bars are a day time thing.

Genuine foot massage place? Every single block of Pattaya that isn't in the areas you mentioned. If in doubt go to the places that also have non LB gay men working or very old ladies.

[Visal]

Girls are there on Soi 6, on Na Kluea, on only the beginning of Walking street, on Tree town area including all 4 sides of it, on Soi pothole end near Chayyapoon Inn, and then across the big road. Also in Club 4 area.

I went to Kinnaree with my 2 friends and it was closed at night 10 PM.

Google maps shows it closes at 9. Can anyone tell me if it is open daily?

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

[SinfullyKorean]

What does it matter if they removed there tops or not? What a strange comment to make.

It's definitely not odd to want the ladies to take their tops off. That's what it used to be. It's not how it is now, and we're all hoping it'll be back soon. I find your comment rather odd. What guy wouldn't prefer to watch topless ladies dancing around and on him?

I was in Pattaya last week for 5 days. I stayed at Queen Victoria on Soi 6 for convenience. The Soi 6 scene was not that great. About two-thirds of the bars are open. The bar fine ranges from 300 bt to 700 bt, one asked for a ridiculous 1,000 bt. There were not many stunners.

Walking Street was worse. Only a handful of places were opened. My friend and I walked the whole place. We went inside an A-go-go joint, I think it's Pin Up. I ordered a beer. My non-drinker friend ordered a coke. There were 2 teams of 4 dancers each. The first group were finishing, did not remove top. The second group removed tops after the third song. We were pushed to buy another drink or pick a girl. We politely refused, saying we will order another round later. Then we were politely asked to leave. WTF? We were the only customers in the bar. If the management was smart, they would let stay just to make the bar look busy.

The trick to ordering one drink is to take a long time drinking it. They won't kick you out before you finish your drink. Once you finish your drink, it's fair game. Either order another drink or they might kick you out. If I'm passing by a gogo bar and I see it's very crowded with customers, I'd rather skip it. Unless the bar has LOTS of cuties inside. I think Pin Up has LOTS of cuties inside.

[BenPincus]

What does it matter if they removed there tops or not? What a strange comment to make.

It sounds like the management thought you were a time waster.

My friend and I walked the whole place. We went inside an A-go-go joint, I think it's Pin Up. I ordered a beer. My non-drinker friend ordered a coke. There were 2 teams of 4 dancers each. The first group were finishing, did not remove top. The second group removed tops after the third song. We were pushed to buy another drink or pick a girl. We politely refused, saying we will order another round later. Then we were politely asked to leave. WTF? We were the only customers in the bar. If the management was smart, they would let stay just to make the bar look busy..

[MrClen]

I actually lived in CP for 18 months, around 2010 and it was glorious. My liver was very glad when I moved, and then of course it all went to shit. I will remember those days a long time. I know I'll never find another place like it, but if Patt has something to remind me. Just a little, I need to check it out!

I had the good luck to visit CP only a few times before all the bad weather took over. What a paradise!! Active and fun everyday and night. Going into one of the popular places and having over a hundred and more choices to accompany you and your friends for the evening KTV time was my ideal. Nothing like a gogo bar or massage parlor where a girl has just been occupied maybe several times before that day or night. Then there was CA which could be even wilder. I managed to visit both before all the crackdowns. CP turned into a desert compared to what it was before.

[FunMan13]

Ha Ha. I forgot the most important report. I had 4 different girls in four days. Following earlier reports here, I paid 1,000 bt per ST session, not more yet did not feel like bargaining as I know they need money. I never like LT unless I know the girl. 2 girls were from the bars on Soi 6 and 2 were picked up at Beach Rd. All the girls were okay, nothing to write home about, but also were value for the money. All did DFK, BBBJ and CFS. The beach girls did BBBJCIM & swallow which I didn't ask for. And yes, they were 6's & 7's in optics and decent-to-nice bodies.

From Pattaya, we went to Bangkok.

Funman13.

[FunMan13]

I was in Pattaya last week for 5 days. I stayed at Queen Victoria on Soi 6 for convenience. The Soi 6 scene was not that great. About two-thirds of the bars are open. The bar fine ranges from 300 bt to 700 bt, one asked for a ridiculous 1,000 bt. There were not many stunners.

Walking Street was worse. Only a handful of places were opened. My friend and I walked the whole place. We went inside an A-go-go joint, I think it's Pin Up. I ordered a beer. My non-drinker friend ordered a coke. There were 2 teams of 4 dancers each. The first group were finishing, did not remove top. The second group removed tops after the third song. We were pushed to buy another drink or pick a girl. We politely refused, saying we will order another round later. Then we were politely asked to leave. WTF? We were the only customers in the bar. If the management was smart, they would let stay just to make the bar look busy.

I was very impressed with Soi Buakhao. It was extremely busy on Friday and Saturday nights. Lots of Farangs patronizing the bars. We visited LK Metro, Tree Town, even the side streets. Very nice.

I rented a motorbike and we went to Jomtien on Friday. It was very quiet. The beaches were practically empty. But we were not there a night so don't know the night scene.

We had 2 hours of legit massage everyday. It was only 100 bt / hour.

Now is the time to visit Thailand. I wished I could stay longer.

Funman13.

[SinfullyKorean]

I am genuinly glad that you have recovered in time and had a blast in Pattaya. Aside from the usual health benefits, I believe there has been studies in the past that suggest good GF style sex helps boost the immune system which in turn speeds up recovery!

I am due to arrive to LOS after 2 days. My trip starts in BKK, but after reading your & SinfullyKorean's reports it seems I will have to allocate a few nights in Pattaya as well. But I am slightly anxious after seeing many tourists / punters have contracted COVID during the trip. I am fully vaccinated & was infected myself last July, but I know that doesn't mean I can't get it again. So I was hoping to get some clarification about what happens & what to expect if you get infected. I mean. Does the government enforce that we must stay in a hospital or a SHA hotel of their choice? Or can we just self-isolate at an SHA of our choice? I have read quite a few horror stories of tourists spending 10's of thousands of baht for hospital / quarantine. So I am kinda extra paranoid at this stage. Also I heard that the insurance we get for Thai Pass only covers treatment at hosital which is deemed essential by medical practitioner but they will NOT cover quarantine at hotel?

I think I caught mine in a gogo bar. It also seems worse in Pattaya than in BKK. For your first 5 days, I suggest you take it easy with your mongering. Not saying don't do it, but keep it kind of light. After the 5 days, I believe you only need to go to a hospital / hospitel if you report yourself. I haven't heard of medical practitioners allowing quarantining in a hotel. And if they make you go to a hospital, your stay should be covered by insurance.

FYI, I had my booster shot back in the end of Dec 2022 and was infected with Covid back in Dec 2020.

Today's my 7th day in quarantine. I got excited this morning when my test showed negative, but 5 minutes later, the positive line showed up. I can feel symptoms are easing up and hope I can go out to fuck tomorrow.

[Visal]

This will help a lot of newbies for sure. Everytime after sex, have a good hot shower with a proper disinfectant soap and make sure you clean your dick well and good, to avoid most types of STDs. Even a little care at the right time can prevent big issues in future.

Also, after the bar crawl or sex with working women, just drink hot water as the virus sits in the throat for long time before it enters the lungs. I feel bad in throat sometimes and to avoid it, best thing is hot water.

Always wear condom to avoid STDs and HIV. Also, in the middle of the sex, make sure your condom is not torn out. I was surprised that my condom was torn just before I would ejaculate. It saved me a lot of money for sure.

[Punter6996]

The end of my trip to Thailand was affected because I got covid.

Five days before I was due to fly home, I had a very minor tickle in my throat (calling it a cough would be an exaggeration). I didn't think anything of it until I was in bed the night after and had a shiver. Next day I tested myself with one of the lateral flow tests that are readily available from any pharmacy or 7 Eleven, and the result came back positive.

Although I had very minor symptoms and felt fine, I did the responsible thing and self-isolated. I didn't leave my hotel room until I was clear and put the 'do not disturb' sign on the handle outside.

I felt gutted because I always like to end every trip in style with a flurry of girls. It seemed my adventure had come to end. Or at least I thought.

Next morning we said goodbye and I told her I was truly grateful for the way she looked after me. Thanks to her, I felt better and much stronger too, with all the food she bought me. But more than anything, I was grateful for her company. I'll definitely be keeping in touch with her and seeing her again when I return to Thailand next. A keeper.

I am genuinly glad that you have recovered in time and had a blast in Pattaya. Aside from the usual health benefits, I believe there has been studies in the past that suggest good GF style sex helps boost the immune system which in turn speeds up recovery!

I am due to arrive to LOS after 2 days. My trip starts in BKK, but after reading your & SinfullyKorean's reports it seems I will have to allocate a few nights in Pattaya as well. But I am slightly anxious after seeing many tourists / punters have contracted COVID during the trip. I am fully vaccinated & was infected myself last July, but I know that doesn't mean I can't get it again. So I was hoping to get some clarification about what happens & what to expect if you get infected. I mean. Does the government enforce that we must stay in a hospital or a SHA hotel of their choice? Or can we just self-isolate at an SHA of our choice? I have read quite a few horror stories of tourists spending 10's of thousands of baht for hospital / quarantine. So I am kinda extra paranoid at this stage. Also I heard that the insurance we get for Thai Pass only covers treatment at hosital which is deemed essential by medical practitioner but they will NOT cover quarantine at hotel?