Pattaya Reports

[Christian G]

It is behind the mini siam place (miniatures of the wonders). Simply get a taxi, almost all taxi guys know that naughty Gully.

Girls in Naklua behind Mini Siam? Never heard about this. Maybe you are referring to Soi Esso, behind the gas station? Famous brothel area for Thai.

[FunMan13]

Depends on what one is after, a real nice massage, or an erotic massage. They are two different services for different needs. It's like: do you want a super delicious meal in a great restaurant served by normal waitresses, or do you want just a meal at Hooters served by hot chicks?

Haha, yea that is my point. I never saw decent women. Even the elderly would keep saying Massssaaaage in a naughty way. Now today I came to know that some are legit massage places as some women got offended when I asked them for blowjob. Oh my god, so confusing to me even after 6 weeks here.

I know it, its in the eyes of the believer. I believed it all wrong. Simple way is, if the insides of the shop are all transparent then there is no shady place for them to do shady things and so it is legit place.

[ManOfLove]

After experiencing so much looseness one would have to figure that maybe they are not so loose after all, but what is going inside of them may be too small for a proper fit.

IME, pussy is loose when on periods or overused in a day or due to age. But ass is loose again for overuse or maybe sphincter muscle is used just before the deed. You know what I mean?

[SinfullyKorean]

Some gogo bars are going topless, but carefully. They basically slide their (see-through) tube tops down. It's very nice if you can get a seat right in direct view of the stage and sip a beer while they dance. I won't mention which bar, as I don't want anybody to get in trouble with LE. You can DM me for info.

But I'm 0 for 3 in my search for LT there. The 3 girls I asked evidently only do ST and only 1 shot in 2 hours. Most probably have Thai boyfriends. 3 k ST and 5 k LT seem to be the asking price with room to negotiate.

Yesterday morning, I went to my favorite FS massage shop (AG Massage off Buakhao) and finally had the hottest piece of ass there. I highly recommend if you're in the area. Their price is a flat 1500. This was my 3rd visit to this shop and my 3rd girl here. My goal is to try each lady there. Most are very fuckable. The girl I had yesterday speaks English very well. I was surprised I didn't have to "dumb down" my English when I talked to her. I remember seeing her a couple night prior, but she has a bit of an RBF. She was probably the prettiest there, but didn't look like she'd put much of an effort into our session. I was very wrong. Her DFK and BBBJ were decent. Pussy tasted clean. We covered various positions: CG, reverse closed mish, mish, and finished in k9. Instead of getting a massage, I asked her to lay next to me and we had some fun pillow talk.

The same night, I went back to Soi 6 to barfine my favorite girl. I guess when there's a birthday girl at the bar, the barfine doubles until 9 PM. I think this is because there are customers and staff that ring the bell often to buy everyone a drink. It was rung 4 or more times while I was there. I got there at 7 PM and was not looking forward to waiting for 2 hours. Fortunately, the power went out on the whole block. It got hot as balls and in about 30 minutes, everyone was leaving. I paid my tab and took my girl out. She asked if I wanted to party with her friends, so we went to Area 39 in Tree Town. We had a blast and I paid for a beer tower. We left at closing and had the best sex so far with her. Unfortunately, I was drank too much and didn't make the most of my LT. It could also be due to the other session I had earlier in the day. It was cute and surprising though as we finished round 1, we laid in bed for 10 minutes. She then asked "Oppa, can you eat me?" haha I wasn't sure what she meant at first and had to confirm. But she was super horny that night and was very responsive to DATY.

[EihTooms]

Never happened before so sharing to know what exactly happened.

Always prefer a 3 holer because my most of these spa girls have pussy and throat which cannot work with or in common term loose. But first time experience loose ass as well. What went wrong, looking for views from more experienced than me.

Loose throat?

I always thought a nice thing about a blowjob was it provides an infinite amount of flexibility in terms of looseness, snugness, wetness, speed of action and so on. Not sure I ever experienced one that was too loose or too tight unless the girl was intentionally trying to make it so. Even girls with a tiny mouth can relax their jaw and open wide enough to accommodate a penis up to the size of a Subway grilled chicken sandwich. I've seen them do it.

And if you are routinely getting in so deep you can judge them on the characteristics of their throat from one to another then life has been very good to you.

[Mr Enternational]

Always prefer a 3 holer because my most of these spa girls have pussy and throat which cannot work with or in common term loose. But first time experience loose ass as well. What went wrong, looking for views from more experienced than me.

After experiencing so much looseness one would have to figure that maybe they are not so loose after all, but what is going inside of them may be too small for a proper fit.

[ManOfLove]

Never happened before so sharing to know what exactly happened.

Always prefer a 3 holer because my most of these spa girls have pussy and throat which cannot work with or in common term loose. But first time experience loose ass as well. What went wrong, looking for views from more experienced than me.

[Visal]

Where are the girls in Na Kluea? I've taken the baht bus from Second Road to the end of the line where a fish market is located? I've never seen places that have girls in that area. Looks like I need to visit Na Kluea again.

It is behind the mini siam place (miniatures of the wonders). Simply get a taxi, almost all taxi guys know that naughty Gully.

[Visal]

Are you kidding? Almost every other block in Pattaya has a legit massage parlor. Just look for women dressed in non-provocative uniforms.

Haha, yea that is my point. I never saw decent women. Even the elderly would keep saying Massssaaaage in a naughty way. Now today I came to know that some are legit massage places as some women got offended when I asked them for blowjob. Oh my god, so confusing to me even after 6 weeks here.

I know it, its in the eyes of the believer. I believed it all wrong. Simple way is, if the insides of the shop are all transparent then there is no shady place for them to do shady things and so it is legit place.

[FunMan13]

Some of you PMed me inquiring if it's a hassle to enter Thailand. It was extremely easy for me. I am a USA citizen so I don't need a visa. I entered Bangkok from Singapore in just 2 days after making the decision (to enter). These are the steps I took:

Download 'Thailand Pass' app, register and get approved. Very fast and easy, much easier than Singapore's system.

Buy Covid insurance of at least US $20,000 (was US $50,000 before March 1) for your entire stay in Thailand.

Book an 'SHA+' hotel with airport pickup and PCR test included. I booked my SHA+ hotel for 1 day via Agoda.com.

Get PCR test day before entering Thailand.

The hotel driver picked me up from the airport, drove straight to a Covid test site to do my PCR test, then delivered me to the hotel. I had to quarantine in my room until they received my negative result which they called my room to tell me (took about 6 hours). I can then go out. I checked out the next morning and went to Pattaya. I was also given an ART self-test kit at the test site which I had to self-test on the fifth day and uploaded to the 'Morchana' app (like Singapore's 'TraceTogether' app.).

Do the ART self-test on the fifth day and upload to Morchana.

THAT'S IT.

Before leaving Bangkok to return to Singapore, I had to do a supervised ART test (Singapore's entry requirement). I tried to book online with 2 different providers but my USA credit card was not accepted. I panicked and took a motorbike taxi to Bangkok Hospital as a walk-in patient. It turned out to be better because for 1,300 bt, I had my blood pressure tested and a doctor examined me including using a stethoscope, then an ART test with result emailed to me in 3 hours. The other online sites wanted 1,600 bt and God knows where they were located!

If you are still hesitating about visiting Thailand, DON'T. Now is the best time to visit. I feel safer in Thailand than back in USA. Everyone in Thailand wears a mask and uses hand sanitizers continuously (of course except when you are in the room mongering). Thailand needs our financial support.

Funman13.

[FunMan13]

Are you kidding? Almost every other block in Pattaya has a legit massage parlor. Just look for women dressed in non-provocative uniforms.

Girls are there on Soi 6, on Na Kluea, on only the beginning of Walking street, on Tree town area including all 4 sides of it, on Soi pothole end near Chayyapoon Inn, and then across the big road. Also in Club 4 area.

I went to Kinnaree with my 2 friends and it was closed at night 10 PM.

Google maps shows it closes at 9. Can anyone tell me if it is open daily?

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

[Allover]

Girls are there on Soi 6, on Na Kluea, on only the beginning of Walking street, on Tree town area including all 4 sides of it, on Soi pothole end near Chayyapoon Inn, and then across the big road. Also in Club 4 area.

I went to Kinnaree with my 2 friends and it was closed at night 10 PM.

Google maps shows it closes at 9. Can anyone tell me if it is open daily?

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

Where are the girls in Na Kluea? I've taken the baht bus from Second Road to the end of the line where a fish market is located? I've never seen places that have girls in that area. Looks like I need to visit Na Kluea again.

[SinfullyKorean]

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

Jinda massage off soi buakhao. You're welcome.

[Banana Boi]

I went to Kinnaree with my 2 friends and it was closed at night 10 PM.

Google maps shows it closes at 9. Can anyone tell me if it is open daily?

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?

Girls leave Kinnaree at 7 pm. Go between 3:30 and 7 pm. Do not go Monday or Tuesday cause many girls take those 2 days off. G clubs and BJ bars are a day time thing.

Genuine foot massage place? Every single block of Pattaya that isn't in the areas you mentioned. If in doubt go to the places that also have non LB gay men working or very old ladies.

[Visal]

Girls are there on Soi 6, on Na Kluea, on only the beginning of Walking street, on Tree town area including all 4 sides of it, on Soi pothole end near Chayyapoon Inn, and then across the big road. Also in Club 4 area.

I went to Kinnaree with my 2 friends and it was closed at night 10 PM.

Google maps shows it closes at 9. Can anyone tell me if it is open daily?

Any genuine massage place for normal foot massage guys?