Pattaya Reports

[Christian G]

1. I'm considering an Airbnb due to the length om my stay. There are some very decent prices, as compared to what a good hotel would cost (usually stay at LK Empress on Beach Road). Are there downsides to Airbnb as far as guests, hidden costs, etc?

The downside of airbnb is that there is no daily housekeeping included. Ask your host to provide spare towels and bed sheets. Hidden costs usually not, just ask your host if water and electricity are included in the monthly airbnb price.

[LittleBigMan]

Coming in June?

Then I would wait until end of Songkran or end of April. Yes they have 4 step plan LOL currently they are in step 2, starting April 1st you need not obtain a PCR test for Thailand Pass prior to your departure to Thailand but of course your airline might? All indication is Songkran is the test if there isn't a huge surge in infection their numbers daily run average 22-25,000 cases a day they seem to be able to live with that number they will move to step 3,4?

Although the general date has been thrown out July 1st is when they plan to end the Pandemic as a Endemic thus will not require any Thailand pass entry will be pre-covid!

Currently one province has already boldly declared they will end the Pandemic April 1st, I haven't heard if this is a April Fool joke or not? There is also a push by the Tourist and Sport Minister to move the date up from July to June 1st. So based on your plans I would wait till first week of May really no hurry since choice of airlines flights are limited and prices especially origination from Thailand round trip 60,000-100,000 just for economy. April 15th, is the planned date to open Taiwan transit that might open up alternatives airlines like Eva and China Air.

[SinfullyKorean]

I'm considering a return to the LOS from the USA in June or thereabouts. I've have been to the LOS about 10 times pre-covid; BKK and Pattaya. I'm trying to figure out the logistics for a longer stay (30-days) and have a few questions:

1. I'm considering an Airbnb due to the length om my stay. There are some very decent prices, as compared to what a good hotel would cost (usually stay at LK Empress on Beach Road). Are there downsides to Airbnb as far as guests, hidden costs, etc?

2. I figure that I will have to stay in a hotel at least one night on arrival to obtain a negative test result, correct?

3. How do I go av=about arranging the 5-day repeat test?

4. Currently, a negative re-entry test is needed to return to the USA, within 24-hours. How would I go about securing a test leaving BKK?

Thanks for your responses in advance.

There's a condo I'm currently staying at. They have listings on AirBNB as well. But leasing directly through them will save you a few thousand baht per month, although there's usually 3 k-5 k deposit required. If you're interested, DM me. The condo I'm staying at (The BASE) is costing me 19000 per month. Grand Ave is advertising 15000 per month, and it's only a few minutes walk from The BASE. Fellow ISG member currently staying at Grand Ave tells me he prefers Grand Ave because the condo is slightly bigger. Internet at my place is pretty shitty. The owner has a modem set up that takes a sim card instead of a cable modem. I frequently get 3-5 Mbps. Sometimes, I'll have to use my phone's (AIS-unlimited data) hotspot. Other than that, I love my condo. Has a nice gym and rooftop pool. Separate living space, kitchen (doubles as my office), and bedroom. Also has laundry on the balcony. I ordered room cleaning service for $12 after being here for 2. 5 weeks.

1. The BASE and Grand Ave don't have issues with people bringing guests to their rooms. I think most Pattaya AirBNBs won't have issues with that. But you'd have to confirm with the owner. I had 1 owner on AirBNB say she wasn't comfortable with various ladies walking in and out of their condo in Bangkok.

2. Yes, you will need to book an SHA+ hotel for your first night.

3. I believe you're supposed to download the MorChana app and upload your day 5 test result there.

[BoredInAmerica]

2. I figure that I will have to stay in a hotel at least one night on arrival to obtain a negative test result, correct?

3. How do I go av=about arranging the 5-day repeat test?..

For my upcoming trip, I booked a single night "Test & Go" package at a hotel on Agoda. This is required so the hotel can pick you up, do the PCR test and give you the repeat test (you'll upload your result in an app). That said, it's looking like Thailand will be changing the rules again and treating COVID as endemic (search for "scrapping Thailand pass" if the link doesn't come up):

https://www.thaiexaminer.com/thai-ne...-normal-entry/

There is a real possibility that there may not be testing needed. They have a four step plan.

[SoberHans69]

Heard the former Pattaya legend Glitterman has started going out in his attire in London now, had forgot about him.

Got me reminiscing about old Pattaya characters like the kicking lady in Soi 6, the Thai guy who used to hang around in Triangle Bar with tattoos all over his face and had a bird (animal not a woman for the fellow Brits) in a cage, Sharkey, the bouncer at Marine with the huge gold Buddha on a necklace and I always used to see a monger who looked like Gene Simmons on steroids.

Can anyone remember any other characters, probably forgetting a lot.

[Nixonbd]

I'm considering a return to the LOS from the USA in June or thereabouts. I've have been to the LOS about 10 times pre-covid; BKK and Pattaya. I'm trying to figure out the logistics for a longer stay (30-days) and have a few questions:

1. I'm considering an Airbnb due to the length om my stay. There are some very decent prices, as compared to what a good hotel would cost (usually stay at LK Empress on Beach Road). Are there downsides to Airbnb as far as guests, hidden costs, etc?

2. I figure that I will have to stay in a hotel at least one night on arrival to obtain a negative test result, correct?

3. How do I go av=about arranging the 5-day repeat test?

4. Currently, a negative re-entry test is needed to return to the USA, within 24-hours. How would I go about securing a test leaving BKK?

Thanks for your responses in advance.

[Axel Heyst]

You've got to meet the right girl with the right technique and I guarantee you you'll prefer it to CFS, but not many girls have that ability. Have you ever had your legs stiffened, toes curled and face contorted from a BBBJ? Hey, its even better than BBFS.

I wouldn't go that far, I still prefer CIP, but I do know what you are talking about. The best BJ's I have ever had were in Macau Saunas. The sauna girls are trained in the art and they know what they are doing. The 2nd best BJ's I have ever had is with Brazilian girls. With the Brazilians it is mainly about passion and their enthusiasm to deep throat. They act like they are really into it and you got to love them for that!

[Turgid]

..... I know there are guys out there that would actually prefer BBBJCIM to CFS. Whatever rocks your boat.

You've got to meet the right girl with the right technique and I guarantee you you'll prefer it to CFS, but not many girls have that ability. Have you ever had your legs stiffened, toes curled and face contorted from a BBBJ? Hey, its even better than BBFS.

[IHeartIpa]

You are unlucky, many guys say they have bare back sex all the time and never get an std. Hope you get rid of it and are back in action soon.

Most expats in Pattaya just follow the rule of if I never get tested I can't have anything.

[SinfullyKorean]

Some of the ladies I know don't like to fuck, but they will do BBJCIM.

Do you ever do overnighters that only do BJs? I do, once in a while, as a change up, but I know ahead of time what they will do. If I barfined a lady and then she told me she doesn't fuck, that would be bad.

Nah. BBBJ is just a novelty every once in a while for me. I mean, it's necessary as foreplay. But I don't like to CIM or cum with just a BJ. If I want a BBBJCIM, I'd rather hit up a ฿700 BBBJ shop. If I'm taking a lady overnight, it's got to be at least 2, preferably 3 shots. I know there are guys out there that would actually prefer BBBJCIM to CFS. Whatever rocks your boat.

[Tomasb]

I have stayed at the Wave Hotel several times with the last time in March 2020 right before COVID shut everything down. Never had any issues taking someone back and in fact once I had two. They did ask for ID and think they called to check after the girl (s) left.

It is a great hotel, albeit pricey, with a nice pool, cool lobby, and good restaurant. Classy place all the way around. All rooms face the sea too and Beach Road with a small balcony.

The Wave has a great location and is a first class hotel. I'm guessing they are girl friendly but others here will tell you if it is not. I've never stayed there. Since this is your first trip I would avoid VT6 and get a hotel. The hotel front desk staff can answer non-mongering questions for you IE getting directions, laundry, touring and restaurant info etc.

[Explorer8939]

Some of the ladies I know don't like to fuck, but they will do BBJCIM.

Do you ever do overnighters that only do BJs? I do, once in a while, as a change up, but I know ahead of time what they will do. If I barfined a lady and then she told me she doesn't fuck, that would be bad.

[Explorer8939]

One of the advantages of being a long timer in Pattaya is that the ladies are already lining up for "dates" when I return next week.

One of the disadvantages is that I see them age over time. Ladies that I went with 10 years ago are now grandmothers. So, some ladies are just too old to boom-boom any more.

[SportMongr]

Loose throat?

I always thought a nice thing about a blowjob was it provides an infinite amount of flexibility in terms of looseness, snugness, wetness, speed of action and so on. Not sure I ever experienced one that was too loose or too tight unless the girl was intentionally trying to make it so. Even girls with a tiny mouth can relax their jaw and open wide enough to accommodate a penis up to the size of a Subway grilled chicken sandwich. I've seen them do it.
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I'm dying over here laughing. Had to give you a nod. For your reply to such a strange observation "loose throats" LOL never heard that term before. Ah man this site is comedy!

[Turgid]

Got Gonorrhea.....

You are unlucky, many guys say they have bare back sex all the time and never get an std. Hope you get rid of it and are back in action soon.