Lisbon

[Mongerer88]

I just stumbled onto Top Escort Babes, and the reviews are laughable. From what I saw, they are all uniformly positive. This includes praising workers who receive nothing but poor marks elsewhere.

It stinks. I suggest ignoring the site altogether, as the reviews are fishy AF and the ads duplicate other verified, reliable sources. IMO, worse than spam.

Yes, the same issue exists with Massage Republic. The "reviews" are often submitted by the ladies themselves, or their friends.

But some honest independents and escort groups advertise on those sites since they are primarily ad sites, so merely seeing an ad for a lady doesn't mean she is a fraud (unless the number for a lady who is not listed as touring on Massage Republic is from a different country). I will give Massage Republic credit for one thing. They must have some hard workers in India or the Philippines doing keyword searches all day. When you type in sexual abbreviations and buzzwords and a country name, they get to the top of this Google hit list.

[ExExpatriate]

I'm planning to stay at an Airbnb in downtown. Any issues for Outcall services?

As a rule, no. I have had outcall come to Air BnBs before. The local board has reviews of outcalls coming to regular apartments and homes. You may find a particular lady who does hotels only, but she is an exception.

[Mongerer88]

I'm planning to stay at an Airbnb in downtown. Any issues for Outcall services?

No one gives a shit what anyone else does in Western Europe. The women walk around as free and equal persons and can enter any hotel or Airbnb without restriction.

[Raycx5]

I'm planning to stay at an Airbnb in downtown. Any issues for Outcall services?

[ExExpatriate]

I just stumbled onto Top Escort Babes, and the reviews are laughable. From what I saw, they are all uniformly positive. This includes praising workers who receive nothing but poor marks elsewhere.

It stinks. I suggest ignoring the site altogether, as the reviews are fishy AF and the ads duplicate other verified, reliable sources. IMO, worse than spam.

[Mongerer88]

Hello,

Thanks for helping me with my last question.

Another one, I hear Permita -se massage is 'fun'. Anyone confirm?

They do a jacuzzi for an hour. Has anyone done that. You wonder what one would do after you blow your load, is it awkward? I am really tempted..

Kama and Birddog have both favorably reviewed Permita.

Your question is not unique to Lisbon.

Massage parlor ladies worldwide are not like escorts in that they rarely try to make the customer come twice in an hour, they are professional time utilizers, and they are fine with early dismissal.

Guys who like massage parlors often genuinely enjoy massages, so those who book an hour massage / jacuzzi sessions would likely go to the jacuzzi with a lady for say 15 minutes where they feel each other up and do foreplay, go to a room and get a (primarily back) massage for 10-15 minutes, then get flipped over and get whatever sexual activity is purchased / negotiated / provided for the next 10-15 minutes, and be done.

You are likely over analyzing the process. Guys who want a quick release would be more likely to book a 30 minute massage package instead of an hour jacuzzi / massage package.

[FunManPaul]

Hello,

Thanks for helping me with my last question.

Another one, I hear Permita -se massage is 'fun'. Anyone confirm?

They do a jacuzzi for an hour. Has anyone done that. You wonder what one would do after you blow your load, is it awkward? I am really tempted.

Thanks.

[ExExpatriate]

Hello,

I am going to Lisbon seeking some fun. I hear that Nuru massage is the place to go, ask for 'relaxation massage' for full sex. I Whatsapped them today to ask for the price of such a massage and they said they didn't do them.

Do I just call in and talk to them in person?

I'd like shower, massage, OwO and some penetration. What kind of money is that, just need 30 minutes.

Also do you get a line up to choose from?

Generally speaking, the formal spas won't give you a straight answer to those questions. That is because they either don't do FS as a matter of house policy or whether that is available is up to the individual massagista.

Also, spas need to operate in a grey area. If they were openly operating as a brothel, then they might run afoul of the law, which outlaws profiting from someone else's sex work.

Your best bet for determining whether a massagista offers the services you want is to inquire with the independents. Look at somassagens and docemassagem and start WhatsApp'ing the ladies who aren't with a spa.

Also, look up the Massage forum on the local board. Some places, like Klass, Buda and Erotic Spa, are well known for having all their ladies offering FS. You can look up individuals in this way.

[Mongerer88]

Hello,

I am going to Lisbon seeking some fun. I hear that Nuru massage is the place to go, ask for 'relaxation massage' for full sex. I Whatsapped them today to ask for the price of such a massage and they said they didn't do them.

Do I just call in and talk to them in person?

I'd like shower, massage, OwO and some penetration. What kind of money is that, just need 30 minutes.

Also do you get a line up to choose from?

Do you ever try to put yourself in the position of the business? Since operating an incall establishment where commercial sex is available is arguably illegal, they don't want to publish blatant information. One of the main reasons that John message boards exist is so when can protect such businesses from giving too much public information. So someone from gp-pt or ISG goes to a place, gets everything you said you want in your message, and posts the code of what to ask for (presumably the place tells its best customers the code word). So after you read that information from trusted posters, why WhatsApp the place and ask them to respond that Yes, We Do Things That Might Arguably Be Illegal? How do they know that you are not the Lisbon Vice Squad. There is a system to use, so why not use it? Portugal is not Germany. It doesn't have flashing neon signs that say Pussy For Sale outside of every place where that is the case.

[James 006]

I was there some days ago and girls charged up to 300.

Someone with experience?

[FunManPaul]

Hello,

I am going to Lisbon seeking some fun. I hear that Nuru massage is the place to go, ask for 'relaxation massage' for full sex. I Whatsapped them today to ask for the price of such a massage and they said they didn't do them.

Do I just call in and talk to them in person?

I'd like shower, massage, OwO and some penetration. What kind of money is that, just need 30 minutes.

Also do you get a line up to choose from?

[ExExpatriate]

Great to hear!

Looks like more and more girls are getting implants. Were her boobs rock hard or could you play with them?

What services does she offer?

Hers are soft. They aren't hard capsules.

I am not much for anal and infrequently ask for CIM, so I didn't ask about those things. Sorry.

[Emeli67]

OK, thank you again.

My experience is more limited than others, but Lisbon has been much better than Porto on my trips.

The two EP ladies I saw in Porto were not as good as the EP ladies I have seen in Lisbon. One of the Porto EP ladies was inexperienced (but had potential). The other just wasn't that friendly. The primary EP lady I wanted to see in Porto had to cancel due to the flu, and the main independent I wanted to see was traveling. The EP lady I didn't like as well was a last minute substitution for an independent who flaked. Logged into her damn WhatsApp but wouldn't confirm the appointment I had set with her.

Based on the sheer volume of ladies and the fact that more tourists go to Lisbon (making the Lisbon ladies more accustomed to seeing tourists), I would pick Lisbon over Porto.

[Mongerer88]

My experience is more limited than others, but Lisbon has been much better than Porto on my trips.

The two EP ladies I saw in Porto were not as good as the EP ladies I have seen in Lisbon. One of the Porto EP ladies was inexperienced (but had potential). The other just wasn't that friendly. The primary EP lady I wanted to see in Porto had to cancel due to the flu, and the main independent I wanted to see was traveling. The EP lady I didn't like as well was a last minute substitution for an independent who flaked. Logged into her damn WhatsApp but wouldn't confirm the appointment I had set with her.

Based on the sheer volume of ladies and the fact that more tourists go to Lisbon (making the Lisbon ladies more accustomed to seeing tourists), I would pick Lisbon over Porto.

Dear Mongerer88 and Kama Leao,

Again I need your support.

In a few weeks I will be for some days in Aveiro. I see, from the comments on the local gp site, that the girls' scene is not so good as in Lisbon. Since I have to take my fly or for Lisbon or for Porto I would like to spent in one of these city some days before to reach Aveiro. I well know the girl scene in Lisbon and it is one of the best in Europe in my opinion.

What is your suggestion? It is better to spent some days in Lisbon or in Porto?

Thank you a lot.

[Emeli67]

Dear Mongerer88 and Kama Leao,

Again I need your support.

In a few weeks I will be for some days in Aveiro. I see, from the comments on the local gp site, that the girls' scene is not so good as in Lisbon. Since I have to take my fly or for Lisbon or for Porto I would like to spent in one of these city some days before to reach Aveiro. I well know the girl scene in Lisbon and it is one of the best in Europe in my opinion.

What is your suggestion? It is better to spent some days in Lisbon or in Porto?

Thank you a lot.