FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Mr Ho]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

I was in Artemis once in 2016. Now slight increase in prices: entry 80 euro to 90 euro, 30 min 60 euro to 70 euro. 51 girls present (info at reception).

Food is still on the same level I remember (2 main meals, very limited choice). Outside area is unfortunately closed. In the main area at the bar air is thick from smoking.

Not too many men, and not very willing to go upstairs. Every girl had to hunt actively in order to succeed. Their pre-sales talk is usually pathetic (Schatzi ficken!) Around 10 girls tried to talk me into session. During my stay I didn't found any obvious super-girl for my choice, and the one that would be constantly busy (= popular, with good service).

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember..

So Artemis increased the price, but gives bad service and no stunner girls in line up?

If so, what is the justification for price increase? None, I presume and that is how one loses the clients!

[Eryk9021]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

I was in Artemis once in 2016. Now slight increase in prices: entry 80 euro to 90 euro, 30 min 60 euro to 70 euro. 51 girls present (info at reception).

Food is still on the same level I remember (2 main meals, very limited choice). Outside area is unfortunately closed. In the main area at the bar air is thick from smoking.

Not too many men, and not very willing to go upstairs. Every girl had to hunt actively in order to succeed. Their pre-sales talk is usually pathetic (Schatzi ficken!) Around 10 girls tried to talk me into session. During my stay I didn't found any obvious super-girl for my choice, and the one that would be constantly busy (= popular, with good service).

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember.

Other girls seemed for me either too vulgar or with no personality. Sure each one looks differently, but I had impression each one of them offers similar forgettable service. So I didn't sessioned with more girls.

I left with idea that it's better to spend my money elsewhere.

[TheRugdr]

Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! .

I was there on April 1st as well. All the girls and staff were excited about it being the first mask-free day. They didn't check my proof of vax.

I was only there to have a session with Avril again, and then left shortly after we finished. She was in a bit of a sour mood that day, but it was still a great time in the room.

[Pharisaer]

My first room was with one of my all-time favs, Avril. ... Avril's body is just as good as ever, if not better. Same goes for her service.

Thanks for your report! - IMHO Avril is one of the best picks in A for years. Congrats for choosing her (again)!

[Mr Ho]

That wasn't inflation, that was the pandemic hehe. I don't mind these prices as long as the quality of the girls is good, but that is not the case at the moment.

That is my point, if Artemis were to be the most expensive FKK in Germany both for men and FKK girls, they were to have some justified reason like globe Zurich, I expect Artemis to prepare stunner level beautiful girls and also high service level without negotiation like Globe!

[DasBooty]

Inflation has hit Artemis already as it was 60 euro 30 min before your last visit LOL! Plus, they raised entrance too LOL!

That wasn't inflation, that was the pandemic hehe. I don't mind these prices as long as the quality of the girls is good, but that is not the case at the moment.

[RoyPunter]

Hey all,

Finally back in action and excited to step into FKK land again. Does anyone know if blonde German girl Pia is available after covid? I think she had a tattoo on her body which said Paia.

Thank You.

Looking forward to sharing many reports.

[Mr Ho]

Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! I'd say there were about 30 girls and 40-50 guys present. Quality of the girls wasn't the best and I was disappointed but I still managed to have two 30 min sessions. As I was really tired when I arrived both sessions involved 20% fucking and 80 % BBBJTC.

Girl 1. Hungarian / German blonde. Not very pretty but had nice dick sucking lips, big natural boobs and a medium ass. Other than her being a bit butch the session was good.

Girl 2. Colombian with black hair. Pretty face, medium boobs and a big ass. Great attitude and service.

Inflation has not hit Artemis, prices were the same as from my last visit in July 2021:

70 for 30 min, 20 for BBBJ and 50 for CIM.

Contemplated on going for a third session but being tired and the lineup not so enticing I decided not to. While I was paying the Colombiana two young American newbies (looked to be about 20) were asking me how everything works at Artemis and of course I helped them out. Before I take a last tour of the premises I head to toilet downstairs and catch a glimpse of a blond girl on her knees giving a BJ in the cinema (front row). I finish my business in the toilet and head to the cinema but pretend to be going to the gym. Turns out It's one of the young yanks getting a BJ from two skinny blondes! From newbie to pro, haha. As I am walking back from the gym I pass them and one of the girls smiles joyfully at me and says HELLO. My dick reacted positively and wanted to go say HELLO but my brain said no, so I went upstairs to get dressed and finally left Artemis at 02.30.

I expected a much busier ambiance given that there were no restrictions but according to the girls this was a busy night, but the rooms downstairs were always empty and there was never a queue upstairs.

Inflation has hit Artemis already as it was 60 euro 30 min before your last visit LOL! Plus, they raised entrance too LOL!

[DasBooty]

Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! I'd say there were about 30 girls and 40-50 guys present. Quality of the girls wasn't the best and I was disappointed but I still managed to have two 30 min sessions. As I was really tired when I arrived both sessions involved 20% fucking and 80 % BBBJTC.

Girl 1. Hungarian / German blonde. Not very pretty but had nice dick sucking lips, big natural boobs and a medium ass. Other than her being a bit butch the session was good.

Girl 2. Colombian with black hair. Pretty face, medium boobs and a big ass. Great attitude and service.

Inflation has not hit Artemis, prices were the same as from my last visit in July 2021:

70€ for 30 min, 20€ for BBBJ and 50€ for CIM.

Contemplated on going for a third session but being tired and the lineup not so enticing I decided not to. While I was paying the Colombiana two young American newbies (looked to be about 20) were asking me how everything works at Artemis and of course I helped them out. Before I take a last tour of the premises I head to toilet downstairs and catch a glimpse of a blond girl on her knees giving a BJ in the cinema (front row). I finish my business in the toilet and head to the cinema but pretend to be going to the gym. Turns out It's one of the young yanks getting a BJ from two skinny blondes! From newbie to pro, haha. As I am walking back from the gym I pass them and one of the girls smiles joyfully at me and says HELLO. My dick reacted positively and wanted to go say HELLO but my brain said no, so I went upstairs to get dressed and finally left Artemis at 02.30.

I expected a much busier ambiance given that there were no restrictions but according to the girls this was a busy night, but the rooms downstairs were always empty and there was never a queue upstairs.

[Mr Ho]

Well, you can go outside, but everything is closed. The pool was covered and taped off. The hot tub was taped off. The sauna area was locked with a sign saying it's closed. I'm disappointed whenever I show up and that stuff is closed. Like yourself, I enjoyed relaxing between sessions in the outdoor area, especially the jacuzzi and sauna. The outdoor area is always open during the summer months, but I've been there before on non-summer October and April days when it was open. Maybe they will open it up again in the next few weeks if the weather warms up.

I think Artemis still have some space where they can make open air room! I hope they will do that because I want to have some privacy, but fuck in open air LOL!

[Tintin1]

Entrance fee 90 Euro. Alcoholic drinks 10 Euro each, tokens available at front desk. - Girls charge 70 Euro per 30 minutes standard service covered blowjob and sex. Prices for extra service may vary, just ask the girl.

Extra service is standard +20 for traditional old school BJ.

I've found there's often been an upcharge for a 30 minute visit but if you ask about an hour, and you are patient, I. E. Not going with the first girl you see, it's only special requests that cost more. Again it's a new wild Post see ride, so who knows.

[TheRugdr]

Out door area was closed? You mean you cannot even go there or? I love that separate building steam room, many memories of preparing myself in that steam room between sessions LOL!

Well, you can go outside, but everything is closed. The pool was covered and taped off. The hot tub was taped off. The sauna area was locked with a sign saying it's closed. I'm disappointed whenever I show up and that stuff is closed. Like yourself, I enjoyed relaxing between sessions in the outdoor area, especially the jacuzzi and sauna. The outdoor area is always open during the summer months, but I've been there before on non-summer October and April days when it was open. Maybe they will open it up again in the next few weeks if the weather warms up.

[Mr Ho]

Had a nice time at Artemis on Thursday. There were actually quite a few good options available. Surprisingly more than my last few visits to Artemis pre-pandemic. My first room was with one of my all-time favs, Avril. I have a thing for pale skinned redheads (even if it's dyed red). Avril's body is just as good as ever, if not better. Same goes for her service. Enjoyed the kissing, the OWO, DT, and main event. I intended to go back to the room with her a second time, but by the time I was ready to go again, she was unavailable. I waited for a bit, and ended up having my second room with Maria, a spinner claiming to be from Bulgaria. She was all business with lots of attempts to upsell, and it was not a very good session. I should have just waited for Avril or gone with someone else, like a skinny brunette named Katerina who seemed more personable.

The outdoor area was closed, which is always disappointing to me. I prefer the hot tub outside and the sauna outside. I also liked the self serve drink station they used to have outside. The pool in the basement is a bit too cold and the sauna is usually crowded.

Out door area was closed? You mean you cannot even go there or? I love that separate building steam room, many memories of preparing myself in that steam room between sessions LOL!

[TheRugdr]

Had a nice time at Artemis on Thursday. There were actually quite a few good options available. Surprisingly more than my last few visits to Artemis pre-pandemic. My first room was with one of my all-time favs, Avril. I have a thing for pale skinned redheads (even if it's dyed red). Avril's body is just as good as ever, if not better. Same goes for her service. Enjoyed the kissing, the OWO, DT, and main event. I intended to go back to the room with her a second time, but by the time I was ready to go again, she was unavailable. I waited for a bit, and ended up having my second room with Maria, a spinner claiming to be from Bulgaria. She was all business with lots of attempts to upsell, and it was not a very good session. I should have just waited for Avril or gone with someone else, like a skinny brunette named Katerina who seemed more personable.

The outdoor area was closed, which is always disappointing to me. I prefer the hot tub outside and the sauna outside. I also liked the self serve drink station they used to have outside. The pool in the basement is a bit too cold and the sauna is usually crowded.

[Tintin1]

Hello all,

I am from the US, and am visiting Berlin in May. Will my CDC Vaccine card be sufficient to get me into Artemis? We don't have any official digital vax shit in the US..

The question of what is going to be required in may changes daily. Hell we don't even know what you will be required to show to get back into the US!

IN GENERAL, you get off the plane, drop your suitcase and take your ass and your stuff to a pharmacy and get a GERMAN document. You'll need this for anything you do in May outside of sitting in a hotel and watching TV. It's the same in France, Spain etc. If you are not EU citizen the only question is can you use the temporary cards from one country in another, not whether you need them.

Almost everyone in a pharmacy in Berlin speaks English. Asking what the line up will be like in May is like asking what the stock market is going to be like. If you can answer that with certainty (and just tell me) I'll pay for your night in Artemis.