FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Tintin1]

Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.
I arrived at 5 o'clock. I left at 8:30. Quality definitely picked up after 7 PM, next time I will come around then.

So if you see me, say Hi, gentlemen. I will be the thirtyish year old looking guy, with a necklace, and probably dancing in my chair. I am in Berlin for a couple of more weeks, and you better believe it, I'll be back.

Curious what night. Always helpful to know the night. And if you remember. Ratio of ladies to men. Or as they sometimes say in the German boards. 2 leggers to 3 leggers!

And by the way, I was in one clubs somewhere in the world and once commented how few men were in the club. And the girl said: Did you come here for the men or the ladies.

[Tintin1]

General wisdom is that Sharks and Oase are towards the top. Both in Frankfurt. In my personal experience, I would agree. Sharks is my favorite due to its scale. Artemis would be more awesome if it was less upsell and sharky. But it's a monopoly in Berlin so that's what you get.

Hoping to try Mainhatten (Frankfurt) soon. Lot of reports that post Covid it's come back well. But will report on Artemis "soon". Wish us old mongers luck!

[The Cane]

The (Scandallo) format is like FKK in that all the girls are there to fuck. But it's not like FKK in that you wouldn't spend the whole day there. In fact it really cranks up from 11 till 4 in the morning. The poster who mentioned termas is talking Rio. A terma is more daytime and had the more relaxed vibe of FKK.

I would just note a couple of things. Although the heaviest action at Scandallo might get going later, and that I agree you wouldn't necessarily want to spend all day there, I like to show up between 7 pm and 8 pm for a couple of reasons. One is that I like to have dinner there. They have a decent restaurant with decent food, so that's where I have dinner when I have Scandallo on the schedule for the night. Have a meal. Have a drink or two. Start to cut into that admission price consumo fee. And second, in normal times, I found that even by early evening there were some hotties milling and wandering around, making it easy to get an early lay in before later on in the night when it gets more crowded and noisy (I usually fuck at least twice in a night at Scandallo). And regarding a Brazilian termas, I need to correct by saying that they absolutely are not primarily daytime establishments. They are good both in the day and at night, with the best action normally being in the evening. And whether or not the "vibe" is more relaxed or not depends on the particular character of the termas in question. Some can be low-key. But some can be crowded with loud music. So that depends, just like with FKKs. The one thing that is not debatable between the Brazilian termas versus the German FKKs is that the former are much smaller than an FKK club, and tend to lack the same quality of facilities, amenities, etc. But, for me Brazil is still the clear winner overall because Brazilian women are so diverse in their looks and fuck the best. Hands-down! And if you enjoy anal, no place in the world is better than Brazil for that. None! I always say the best set up would be the beach of Thailand lined up and down with FKK clubs filled to the brim with Brazilian women. Well, with a few other nationalities thrown in too! Ha!

[Steve 9696]

I was searching for a better FKK club around Germany so do you recommend one worth a visit?

General wisdom is that Sharks and Oase are towards the top. Both in Frankfurt. In my personal experience, I would agree. Sharks is my favorite due to its scale. Artemis would be more awesome if it was less upsell and sharky. But it's a monopoly in Berlin so that's what you get.

[Steve 9696]

So in Brazil, numbers of stunners are way more than any FKK? If so, it will make me fly over 20 hours from where I am at soon or later LOL!

Well I want to be a bit careful here because everyone's stunner is different. I feel confident saying there are more 7+ girls at this venue than any place on the planet especially if you like Latinas. Of course even among technical Latinas there is variety. Morenas and brancas, for example. And I do like morenas and there are lots of those (u know the brown hair dark eyes tanner skin Romanians? That's a morena look.) So if you will find YOUR stunner or not I can't say. But there are tons of pretty women to choose from.

The format is like FKK in that all the girls are there to fuck. But it's not like FKK in that you wouldn't spend the whole day there. In fact it really cranks up from 11 PM till 4 in the morning. And there is no Sauna or free buffet. Easiest thing to picture is a huge nightclub with several bars, a band, and an outdoor patio and a four star restaurant. Like the nicest nightclub you have been to. However there is virtually no dancing just future sex partners milling about chating and snuggling.

I would say there were easily 150 girls there when I was there a few weeks back. Probably more because they are spread between the club and the patio and the restaurant.

Also more expensive than FKK. The drinks. The girl. And the room are all more expensive. You can expect to spend about $300-400 for an evening including 1 girl in the room (cover $50 drinks $50 girl $150 room $50) and add about $200 for another couple hours hanging out drinking and additional girl.

I suppose I should point out there are separate formats for the day. In So Paulo they are called Clnicas. Basically u get a line up where they introduce tiny one by one and u pic and go fuck. The poster who mentioned termas is talking Rio. A terma is more daytime and had the more relaxed vibe of FKK. Although I have not been to terma I dont think all would agree with his assessment. Guys who have done both would debate. That said the Boate (Scandallo being best) I would def put up against FKK any day with the caveats above that it is a DIFFERENT experience. And completely awesome. Just as FKK is.

Oh and of course there is a significant difference in the women. Boate girls are generally a lot less pro than FKK girls. They might see 1-3 guys a night if they are doing well and often have real jobs. Two Boate girls I saw got engaged a month afterwards! Also there isnt the upsell transactional culture and Brasileiras love to kiss. Ive never discussed kissing and its always great DFK. Same mostly for BJ. Ive only had one girl insist covered BJ and that surprised me. Its always BBBJ without discussion. Finally u can also take them out and make side arrangements. Pretty much any girl will go overnight with u for $300. And may even wanna hang out and have lunch or dinner if u like the GF experience. My very first Scandallo girl wanted me to go to the beach with her and her friend the next day (but alas I had hotties to fuck!)

[Ctytek]

Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.

First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience.

You've mongered all over the world and just now discovered a sex sauna? LOL Try Brazil terms or Macao spas sometime. German FKKs don't even hold a candle to those.

[Nono321]

No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.

I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!

I was searching for a better FKK club around Germany so do you recommend one worth a visit?

[Mr Ho]

No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.

I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!

So in Brazil, numbers of stunners are way more than any FKK? If so, it will make me fly over 20 hours from where I am at soon or later LOL!

[Steve 9696]

Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.

First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience. If you're looking for the dry details (price rules etc.), many others have reported them.

Folks, the thought I had in mind was woah, this is what the world should be like. In a way, this is what every club and possibly bar should be like: women in sexy clothes, competing for man's attention (I. E. Yes, wallet), and gentlemen lounging in robes, drinking and smoking and talking politics. What a dream.

I arrived at 5 o'clock. I left at 8:30. Quality definitely picked up after 7 PM, next time I will come around then. I eventually picked a woman with very short hair, and super toned and thin body. A bit on the muscular side even. It is not normally my choice, but on the day I was in for something different. I did one hour, with a couple of extras, and it was absolutely fantastic.

Couple of criticisms of the place, if I may. I would love it more if the women were in lingeries or a sexy little dress. As it is, most women are almost fully naked. I don't like that. It leaves nothing to curiosity or imagination. Second, I would love it if the men were open to socializing a bit more. Don't get me wrong, I am here to copulate with women as much as the next guy. But where else can you socialize with a host of interesting, successful, international men than an establishment like this? Perhaps the golf course, but screw that.

So if you see me, say Hi, gentlemen. I will be the thirtyish year old looking guy, with a necklace, and probably dancing in my chair. I am in Berlin for a couple of more weeks, and you better believe it, I'll be back.

No need to apologize for being blown away by FKK. That is every man's reaction. Germany's gift to man. Artemis isn't even the best. Facilities are very nice but the girls a bit upsell and sharky. Nonetheless, FKK is a fundamentally awesome creation that every man should experience.

I Also recommend the Boate scene in So Paulo like Scandallo. Same girl-buffet feel to it but it's like a big nightclub of gorgeous girls (way more than any FKK) all dressed sexy for a night out. Sounds like that vibe would be more your thing. Both are great and both not to be missed!

[DoneDeal]

Had my first visit to Artemis, and also very first visit to an FKK.

First off, wow. Look, I've mongered all over the world, so not new to that scene. But I mean woah, this is different. I warn you, this will be a romanticized report of the experience. If you're looking for the dry details (price rules etc.), many others have reported them.

Folks, the thought I had in mind was woah, this is what the world should be like. In a way, this is what every club and possibly bar should be like: women in sexy clothes, competing for man's attention (I. E. Yes, wallet), and gentlemen lounging in robes, drinking and smoking and talking politics. What a dream.

I arrived at 5 o'clock. I left at 8:30. Quality definitely picked up after 7 PM, next time I will come around then. I eventually picked a woman with very short hair, and super toned and thin body. A bit on the muscular side even. It is not normally my choice, but on the day I was in for something different. I did one hour, with a couple of extras, and it was absolutely fantastic.

Couple of criticisms of the place, if I may. I would love it more if the women were in lingeries or a sexy little dress. As it is, most women are almost fully naked. I don't like that. It leaves nothing to curiosity or imagination. Second, I would love it if the men were open to socializing a bit more. Don't get me wrong, I am here to copulate with women as much as the next guy. But where else can you socialize with a host of interesting, successful, international men than an establishment like this? Perhaps the golf course, but screw that.

So if you see me, say Hi, gentlemen. I will be the thirtyish year old looking guy, with a necklace, and probably dancing in my chair. I am in Berlin for a couple of more weeks, and you better believe it, I'll be back.

[Mr Ho]

Bad news. Didn't spot her for a long, long time.

They come and go is the melancholy and also the beauty of FKK, isn't it? How romantic life is in FKK, we get sex and we can even feel melancholy after as we know as we fuck that she will be gone soon or later LOL! So enjoy them while it last as it has expiration date of fucking each other LOL!

[Pharisaer]

Can anyone say if Amy is still working at Artemis?

Bad news. Didn't spot her for a long, long time.

[Saurus]

In a few months I get to finally leave prison for the first time in years and go to Germany for a little while. Can anyone say if Amy is still working at Artemis? Pretty, blonde, natural German girl who says she is from Stuttgart, with no tattoos or excessive piercings?

[Nono321]

Hello mongers,

Has anyone tried the two Columbian girls who are walking together always? If yes please anyone write a review about them.

[SanPedro]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember.

Don't you think her ass is gorgeous?

I can strongly recommend 2 Rumanians: Alexia who is blond, fair-skinned and mature, not a stunner but gives great service, and Adina who has the biggest boobs in Artemis and also offers great service.