Hong Kong Club Reports

[SomeDude321]

I'm only going to Tijuana for a week (my first time next month). I don't live close enough to go to Tijuana frequently This will be my first time. I also don't enjoy drinking too much.

Is the HK VIP card worth it for a one time a year visitor? The only benefit I see is the 70% off rooms Monday and Tuesday.

For $60, the VIP card is valid for 90 days. Are you going for an entire week? If so, it might be worth it and pay for itself. It's 20% off at the hotel stay from Wednesday to Sunday; and 70% off on Mon & Tues as you mentioned. You also get a free drink every 12 hours, so if you enjoy the occasional drink it, it's included. If you're there on the weekend on the super busy days, you don't have to pay a cover charge when you show the card.

[Hadez]

Brought this up on the Tropical thread but it should be said here. I think some guys still looking for nice girls in the clubs and I know some nice girls in the clubs thinking they good sex workers. They are not. They maybe can get closer to being a good sex worker but only if we help then understand the gap and how the can bridge the gap.

Ok this probably not the place but it just happened and I do not know the place.

Why is the word block that looks like slots. Watch the Jim Jeffries bit on "slots". When I am looking for a sex worker that is the exact kind of girl I am looking for. I want her to be my little "slot" machine and that is what I am paying for.

Sluts are the best!

On the real look for the video of Jim Jeffries on youtube "I Swear To God: Nice girls" skip to the 2 min mark if you do not enjoy his brand of comedy. I am not as addicted to these kind of girls as Jim is but I agree they totally better in bed than nice girls.

Also question why Big Tech in their super censoring days allow for the word but not the international sex guide *totally confused.

In fact it seems Youtube allows for the word but has since cut the part in the video when he is saying this kind of girl needs a dick bruising the back of her throat. Man I am so worried about 2022 and the future of free speach.

Pedro Thedim has the uncut version with subtitles (Port). Not sure if Youtube censors the Bill Burr version or if the channel owner did.

edit - apparently it is not banned. Not sure why it was being changed to * in my post. Maybe it was a weird bug using preview mode.

[Hadez]

This was my first Friday in the Zona in some time. My wingman prefers other days but I sometimes do the Friday or Sat trip on my own.

The HK sex foam shows were in full effect. Right off the bat while I was still enjoying my first free VIP drink this beautiful girl was doing a better than usual foam show. Found out later her name is Leslye. 19 years with the firm body of a girl her age. From Mexico City. Could tell she was a naughty girl. Letting guys finger her and rub the pussy for a dollar or two. I asked her to lick the other girl pussy a couple times. Finally I gently pushed her head down a couple inches while she was using a dildo on on other girl to show what I meant. On her own she went down the rest of the way and licked the pussy. She got up with foam all over her face and glasses. I helped her clean off. Tipped more dollars than others. Great show it was worth it to me. She presented her pussy to me. I put my face close to her pussy wanting to get a closer look but backed off. One of the Mexican guys at a front seat to the show was screaming and yelling for me to lick that pussy. I was not ready for foam to get all over me. He was very disappointed. We talked and I found Victor to be a lot of fun. I kept coming back looking for Leslye to be finished with her show and saw Victor there with the next two girls. They had him on the stage with nothing but his underwear. Victor seemed happy as can be with ass in his face and pussy in his face while two girls made a great show with him. That was a great show. Very fun to watch. This was the stage by the back door that leads to Street Walker ally. Saw foam shows in the newly built part of the club that is open on Fridays as well. Fridays definitely more action packed in terms of foam sex shows than weekdays.

Took me many hours but I finally caught up with Lesyle. I did not recognize her at first. She has a lot of tats but as I was looking for her that night I found many girls with same body type and many tats. I recognized some of her tats from the show and got a drink. The drink was a formality at this point because I knew something really crazy had to happen for me to not take her to my room. After a drink I liked her even more. She was not just my kind of naughty but she was also my kind of person. This is someone who I could do things with that we both enjoy. If I spoke Spanish and she liked old guys who knows. Fun to think but lets be real. This is about her making money and me getting my nut off while hopefully having a fun time beside the sex part. We did a 30 min session and she gave me all the time in bed before getting showered. She was sensual and sweet. GFE experience with condom. Got her number. She has not returned my texts which is only odd because two other girls I met in Tropical been blowing my phone up while this is the girl I thought I connected with more on a personal basis. Like me she enjoys tequila. We had a few drinks. She invited me to come back Wed for the tequila party. Hard for me to get down there on a Wed on short notice.

[Hadez]

Got to the Zona and checked in my hotel. Hit HK about 5 PM. Going to break the report down to a few sections for people who do not like to read whole thing. This post is about some of the issues people complain about.

Change from meseros.

So I been reading people talking about some kind of issues with getting change. I paid more attention than I ever have before. No problem at all. It could be people complained to the bars or it could be they noticed I was checking but every meseros in HK, Tropical and Chicago all carefully showed me the bill I gave them and the change I got back. I know they always do that when I gave them the bill in the past. I have noticed an issue with change in the past but we talking 2 or 3 instances in all the times I been there over the years. I have lots of transactions each night / morning. So 2-3 times in all of those transactions is not bad imo. I have had the same percentage of issues in LOS Angeles area fast food places.

Quality of tequila / spiked drinks.

When I go to the Zona I drink a lot in all the clubs I go. Usually a shot a tequila with lime. Sometimes no lime. Sometimes with orange juice. After 2-3 drinks I get a water either from my room or from one of the local shops as I walk between clubs. I drink a lot of water because it prevents me from getting too drunk but I still get the relaxation from alcohol and fun buzzed feeling. I have done this on big cruise trips with drink package that I start drinking at 9 AM. Drink lots of water and party til 2 AM. I have done this when a friend and I put down an entire bottle of tequila or Johnny Walker together drink lots of water. On this trip April 15/16 I had at the very min 15 shots from HK, Tropical, Chicago and Adelitas. A few girls we had multiple drinks and even got a couple shots from the 3rd floor on Cascadas as we went to room so it was probably closer to 20 shots than 15. It could have been over 20 but not trying to exaggerate or brag just trying to accurately explain how much I drank from so many different places. I stayed up all night. Never went to sleep. I had extra strength vit based energy drink and water. No bad affects from spiked tequila. The 3rd floor cascadas had a different Don Juilio that I drank any where else. It was different. Every where else I asked and was supposed to be served Don Julio reposado. It was definitely not the same tequila all night even when removing the 3rd floor known different tequila from the equation. Still never got sick. Never felt my drinks were spiked. I drank with 4 different girls I had sex with. I drank with 5 girls I did not have sex with and a cool Mexican dude named Victor. No one spiked my drink. No one has ever spiked my drink on multiple visits a year. Over a decade of going to the Zona. In the last 5 years I been drinking the same amount with the heavy water drinking. More into the past I probably drank less and went and passed out some where.

The one thing people may say is bad.

I brought a girl up from Tropical at around 3-4 AM. She rocked my world for a couple hours. After all the sex and shower it was probably closer to 3 hours. A tropical mesero knocked on the door and asked if she was in the room and than said open the door. I thought this was some kind of safety check at first. I have herd they doing this and seen other things to indicate they checking on the girls. When I opened the door he said the girl is supposed to be working and selling beers. I need to buy a bucket of beer or she has to leave. I was showered and ready to move on but this girl had just rocked my world. I would glady buy her a bucket. She seemed she wanted to move on. I think her shift was over. So I said she would leave. At this point all was good. The mesero asked me for a tip. I firmly told him he just interrupted what was a good time for me and if anything he owed me something. He smiled and left. This has happened before at Tropical with a girl who is a kisser but not as fun. I do not see her anymore. After speaking to a couple girls I am friends with they say this kind of event is initiated by the girl. Maybe they just saying that to keep my money in their pockets who knows.

Over my 10 + years.

I have had some issues in the past. When one interacts with people enough times things happen. 2 or 3 times a mesero gave me bad change in the last 5 years. Over 10 years ago an 18 year old HK girl was horrible I got her up to the room. 4 years ago a Adelita girl was on her period. An Adelita mesero charged another person almost $200 for a bottle of what looked like cheap wine. It does not seem like what you complain to the Adelita management about. Overpriced wine. Girl bleeding while having sex. Adelitas does not seem like they care. I still go to Adelitas to look for fun girls. None of the best sexo have come from Adelitas but I have found a few fun girls there. Of the four clubs I go to the most (HK, Tropical, Chicago, and Adelitas) if there was one I would stop going to it would be Adelitas. The other 3 have been relatively good. Chicago does have a strong hustle to make money from its customers. That does seem to have gotten better. It could be because I have found very few girls I like from Chicago since I had my ATF in June 2020 on that magical weekend the clubs were open for a few days.

It sucks people have had bad experiences. It is the unfortunate side effect of dealing with people. We all have bad days and sometimes we end up with bad experiences from another person's bad day and / or bad choices.

My experiences in the Zona have been good for the most part.

[Lost99]

I'm only going to Tijuana for a week (my first time next month). I don't live close enough to go to Tijuana frequently This will be my first time. I also don't enjoy drinking too much.

Is the HK VIP card worth it for a one time a year visitor? The only benefit I see is the 70% off rooms Monday and Tuesday.

[Centurion200]

Thanks to all who posted advice for my first sober trip to HK.

I don't intend to ever drink again, but I do sometimes miss the fun parts and it's reassuring to hear that fun can still be had if you "go in dry" (ha ha) at HK.

[Captain Solo]

Friday lunch I pigged out in a AYCE Shabu place with friends over a few beers. A wingman dodged baby sitting Friday night and wanted to go to Tijuana; I obliged.

I felt so full on the way down, had to stop mid way to take a big dump in a burger joint off the freeway. In HK I still felt way too full, not feeling like sucking down more beers, ordered a bottle of orange juice $5,940 ML, which was about 1 quart, or 32 FL ozs, with a glass of ice. It was all natural juice, nice, and good, helped me clear out all the food and beers I had for lunch.

It was not a good night. I was sitting around HK feeling so full and heavy, did not want to do anything. I went to the banos 5 times, dumping out all that food. I was looking for a few HK's favorites and HK was jammed packed with guys and girls Friday night, the hottest girls were very busy. Girls were standing wall to wall, smiling sweetly every time I walked past. Fat Dumb Fuck was there with his huge stomach and stupid grin, but did not attempt to hog the stage and steal the spot light as usual. I was not sure if I could even raise a hard on if I take a girl up.

Chavelas had a few new spinners, looking very cute. By 11 most of the hot girls in HK and Chavelas had been picked up. There were a lot fewer girls but the HK limos were still delivering dozens guys in droves. The line at the door stretched 20 deep and guys were still packing in. The best time to pick up girls in HK with the best selection is between 8-10. After that a lot would go AWOL.

My wingman disappeared with his HK fav, bringing tequila bottles to the hotel room, spent 2 hours screwing her BB with breaks for snacks and 4 shots each. She went back down to the club, walking funny like a crab hehe. She had her fixes for hot sex and strong booze quickly for the night.

Nearing time to go home, I still felt sluggish, unsure of an erection; had to do something to salvage the trip. Went out to the streets but most street girls had gone home. Found tiny Violeta in her middle school plaid skirt with her baby face near hotel Irma, looking like a baby sitter. In bed, scraping my crotch on top pf her hairy crotch produced a huge erection. She was cringing in fear as I tried again and again to penetrate her tight and snug pussy, when fully penetrated she started enjoying sex, groaning, grunting with her arms and legs wrapped tight around my body.

It was delicious pumping her snug pussy while she was writhing in pleasure. I gave her a long, hard session and popped big, a very good, sexy session, far better than with most ornery bar girls. She saved the night.

[SeaBeeJoe]

CB.

Alcohol dumbs down sensitivity, makes people feel relaxed, happy. Ecstasy is supposed to make people feel social and happy. The young guys love to go to raves. Lots of girls doped up with Ecstasy, easy to bag.

Beer or wine complements food, as it cleans the palate, makes each bite as tasty as the first one. Chinese clean their palate with tea. They would sit around all morning eating lumps of dim sum washed down with tea.

Lots of people drink to get drunk. A few of my wingmen drink a lot in the bars. One guy drinks a whole bottle of liquor by himself, stumbling on the street, slurred speech, spent 90 minutes in bed with a puta and could not pop. He wasted a night of fun with hot bar girls and his bros. If he drives back across the border and looks drunk, CBP would cuff him and call in CHP to do a DUI test. Big problem if get busted..

Thanks for the alcohol synopsis El Captain, believe me I know all about it as I am over 50 now and was in the Navy over 20 years, did a lot of drinking in the past. What I was saying is that I do not think it is a good idea to get wasted in the zona as people like to pray on people who are drunk and drugged up. I used to go by myself and I was always a lone wolf so I had to keep myself safe. Believe me I have fucked up before and been robbed by maseros and putas alike when drunk. Getting drunk in a bar in the US is a lot different then in a puta bar in the zona. But hey to each his own, go get drunk and drugged up if you like and see how it goes for you. Not my cup of tea as the Chinese would say. I like to be in control of my senses and myself. To each his own.

[BlackThought]

Blackthought.

Why would anyone want to spike your drink in HK?

The puta was probably hoping I would pass out in the room, so that she can rob me. The thing is I don't drink alcohol, if I did, I would've blacked out.

[Dcrist0527]

Blackthought.

Why would anyone want to spike your drink in HK?

Blackthought's symptoms aren't normal signs of rophynol. I'm not discounting his experience at all.

I don't believe it is in HK's best interest to have drinks spiked. However, I am sure there are rogue meseros that have no problem doing so to pick some pockets. I do not believe it is common but I also know some very bad meseros.

[DramaFree11]

Blackthought.

Why would anyone want to spike your drink in HK?

Exactly. The chances to having a drink spiked at HK, are slim to none. Think about the ramifications if they get caught. They or there family could be killed. HK makes, big money, they are not going to let someone jeopardize there business, there are cameras everywhere and security.

It would take 2-3 people being involved to be successful and rip off multiple guys. That is just not going to happen. Is it possible, yes, but highly unlikely.

Now in Colombia and other places it is a common practice, but again I think this happens more at guy's apartment or night clubs.

[Captain Solo]

Blackthought.

Why would anyone want to spike your drink in HK?

[BlackThought]

Finally getting back to Tijuana next week after a 4 year absence.

I'm excited, but just a little apprehensive too. Quit drinking 2 1/2 years ago and I'm wondering how this will change things. Loved sucking back Polars in HK surrounded by sexy chicas. I expect it to feel much different this time being sober, but I hope it doesn't spoil it. I associated heavy drinking with fun for all of my adult life.

For anyone in a similar circumstance, what do you order? Is their coffee any good? Do you just have sodas? Fruit juice? How do the pesky meseros treat you? Wondering if I'd fit in better during the relatively sedate late morning / early afternoon hours than trying to hang late night?

Anyone care to share their personal experience or thoughts about this?

I order Red Bull and coke.

[BlackThought]

Generally dehydration is the headache, aches and other issues, are what other things bring.

Look. You and CS. I get it. Drink this, the chemicals. Etc. I get it. But.

But I can drink way more than this over 3 hrs if I want to, and 2 beers and 1 shot in me at 275 lbs over a few hours should not put me -down- and cause my date to think she's going to die having to stay up and keep an eye on her until _she could move again_ under her own command.

I could have drug her around the room by her hair and she could have done barely more than whimper out a disagreement.

My drink got spiked the first time I visited HK. I was projectile vomiting and was too afraid to fall asleep that I took an Uber to the ER at 4 am. They connected me to an IV and helped clean out my system. Now I only drink straight from the can and have been fine.

[Captain Solo]

CB.

Alcohol dumbs down sensitivity, makes people feel relaxed, happy. Ecstasy is supposed to make people feel social and happy. The young guys love to go to raves. Lots of girls doped up with Ecstasy, easy to bag.

Beer or wine complements food, as it cleans the palate, makes each bite as tasty as the first one. Chinese clean their palate with tea. They would sit around all morning eating lumps of dim sum washed down with tea.

Lots of people drink to get drunk. A few of my wingmen drink a lot in the bars. One guy drinks a whole bottle of liquor by himself, stumbling on the street, slurred speech, spent 90 minutes in bed with a puta and could not pop. He wasted a night of fun with hot bar girls and his bros. If he drives back across the border and looks drunk, CBP would cuff him and call in CHP to do a DUI test. Big problem if get busted.

Macallan 15 whiskey seems very potent. Half a shot would give me a high like no other liquor. No more liquor shots for me. Too many risks. I would stick to just a couple beers in the club, would get so full before I get drunk.