Uganda

[Neddy69]

I am vaccinated for yellow fever but in fact I have never been asked to show any proof of vaccination, neither in Kenya, Uganda (by road), Rwanda, Madagascar.

As far as I remember you have to upload your YF.

Certificate when you apply for EVisa. And yes. I have been checked for YF Certificate. Ugandans DO check. I actually have a YF Certificate. And while I'm not a fan of COVID vaccine I consider YF vaccine essential if you continue traveling in subsaharan Africa. You can get it on arrival in many African Airports. I got mine in Mombasa. Just ask for the port health officer.

Mwalimu.

[Albert9989]

How firm is the yellow fever requirement for entry into Uganda? Any work arounds? A bribe to let the entry agent look the other way?

I am vaccinated for yellow fever but in fact I have never been asked to show any proof of vaccination, neither in Kenya, Uganda (by road), Rwanda, Madagascar.

[BPalacio]

How firm is the yellow fever requirement for entry into Uganda? Any work arounds? A bribe to let the entry agent look the other way?

[El Moreno 92]

Well. Uganda for sure is big tits country. Slim too. It's a good country to start with. Of course it's down to luck too. Kenya or Madagascar as well. I personally like slim big tits too. But women come in all shapes and sizes. But the motherland of slim gazelles is Rwanda and South Sudan.

Neddy.

Thanks.

In June, I will be staying 2 weeks in Kampala, Uganda and 2 weeks in Kigali, Rwanda. I have my Kigali accommodations locked in.

Still looking for a place to stay in Kampala.

Any recommendations? I am looking for a guest-friendly spot with good Air/Con. Also, one where the power does not cut off frequently.

[Punda Milia]

Hi all,

Years ago I was in Kampala for some nights. (Capital Pub) It was overwhelming.

No we are going back with some friends.

Can you advise me where to go at night in 2022?.

Bubbles O'Leary on Wednesdays (Live Band) and Fridays sometimes very good. Catwalk Lounge in Acacia Av. Near Bubbles; best Thur-Sa. Protea Skyz rooftop-bar from sunset till late. Protea Skyz Nightclub from 11 pm. Wild Coffee bar in 7th St / Industrial Area can be good on Saturdays from 5 pm and Sundays from 4 pm. Sunday evening from 18:30 Live Band (terrible trash for my ears). Otter's Bar in Lower Kololo on Saturdays. Thrones Lounge in Bugolobi. Capital Pub or Rock Garden as last resorts if otherwise nothing goes. Or during daytime Katina's for massage off Bukasa Rd. (for me the only massage parlour with acceptable good looking girls; mostly Rwandan & Burundi; full house negotiable! Not more than 150 k! Fun with girls in Kampala still affordable compared to Kenya or TZ but the very cheap times are over. Short time 50 k, overnight at least 100 k but for stunners too small if you want to see them again.

[Neddy69]

Neddy69, based on your posts, you have great knowledge regarding African woman.

I have a question for you.

In which African country will I find slim women. Women who are slim from the top down. I favor the slim woman, built like Asian women.

I don't care for those woman with HUGE thighs and asses that are not proportional to their upper body.

Luckily, I have found some nice slim women (not overtly skinny) with huge tits during my travels in Latin America. I favor Afro-Latinas.

Now I want to switch my focus to Africa, the place with plenty of black women. Can you (or someone) tell me which country, or countries has the most women like I just described. A perfect example of what I am looking would be women built like the girl in the attached pic (slim with nice breast- they don't have to be huge like hers). Which country or countries would you recommend?

Well. Uganda for sure is big tits country. Slim too. It's a good country to start with. Of course it's down to luck too. Kenya or Madagascar as well. I personally like slim big tits too. But women come in all shapes and sizes. But the motherland of slim gazelles is Rwanda and South Sudan.

Neddy.

[El Moreno 92]

Neddy69, based on your posts, you have great knowledge regarding African woman.

I have a question for you.

In which African country will I find slim women. Women who are slim from the top down. I favor the slim woman, built like Asian women.

I don't care for those woman with HUGE thighs and asses that are not proportional to their upper body.

Luckily, I have found some nice slim women (not overtly skinny) with huge tits during my travels in Latin America. I favor Afro-Latinas.

Now I want to switch my focus to Africa, the place with plenty of black women. Can you (or someone) tell me which country, or countries has the most women like I just described. A perfect example of what I am looking would be women built like the girl in the attached pic (slim with nice breast- they don't have to be huge like hers). Which country or countries would you recommend?

Thank you in advance.

[Eirizarryrnb]

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[Neddy69]

Hi all,

Years ago I was in Kampala for some nights. (Capital Pub) It was overwhelming.

No we are going back with some friends.

Can you advise me where to go at night in 2022?

Thanks.

Why? Capital Pub of course. LOL.

Mwalimu.

Unless you want to pay more for pussy go to Rock Garden or Bubbles O'Leary.

[JanVD]

Hi all,

Years ago I was in Kampala for some nights. (Capital Pub) It was overwhelming.

No we are going back with some friends.

Can you advise me where to go at night in 2022?

Thanks,

J.

[Neddy69]

Well Said! I don't understand guys who come and complain about money. Your approach is always key, there is a reason for the term "Fuck Boy". These are the guys that will literally only use their words and looks to score free pussy or cheap pussy.

I prefer chatting up the ladies (Pro or non pro). After the initial chats, I always say, "Pretty girl, I will take care of you if you take care of my needs, depending on how much it will cost, food and drinks are on me". Now what this statement does is to let the lady know that this is solely up to you if you are ready to negotiate, 7 out 10, I have been able to get good deals from both non pro & pros all because of my attitude.

Guys, It is not hard to say some nice pretty words and smile to these ladies, Be confident and be ready to walk away. Always remember. They only want your cash and you only want their pussy.

The key is. No African girl wants to be seen as a hooker. If you treat them like ladies you'll live in eternal Paradise. That doesn't mean you have to spoil them with money.

Just treat them normally. If you take them home it goes without question that you shag them. You have to know how to play. I'll give you X amount Taxi or transport money in the morning. Technically there's no difference between hard core, semi or non pro. When you're seasoned Africa monger you mostly spot the few bad apples who'll try to rob you. One of my principles is I never take a girl home which smokes. Sure sign of a hardened pro which spends countless hours waiting for clients in bars. That goes also for excessively drunk or stoned girls. Never mind smoking pot together followed by some hours of mind blowing sex. Nothing beats Africa for girlfriend sex. Period. If you just looking for meat then better stay in the sex prison. And pay through the nose to hear your joint. In Uganda you need neither heating nor cooling. On of the last paradises on earth.

Mwalimu.

[Blaq007]

And that's your shortcoming that you treat them like a piece of meat from the butcher shop, 28. -$ for the pound, interchangeable.

The girls will immediately see you as a bait to press out as much money from you because you won't offer them feelings and enjoyment. You not get it that many of the Ugandan ladies are horny like neighbours poodle and just want a good treat on their pussy to get their Katchabal splash wetten your bed.

Stay with your starfish escorts but don't judge a culture which you not understand.

Well Said! I don't understand guys who come and complain about money. Your approach is always key, there is a reason for the term "Fuck Boy". These are the guys that will literally only use their words and looks to score free pussy or cheap pussy.

I prefer chatting up the ladies (Pro or non pro). After the initial chats, I always say, "Pretty girl, I will take care of you if you take care of my needs, depending on how much it will cost, food and drinks are on me". Now what this statement does is to let the lady know that this is solely up to you if you are ready to negotiate, 7 out 10, I have been able to get good deals from both non pro & pros all because of my attitude.

Guys, It is not hard to say some nice pretty words and smile to these ladies, Be confident and be ready to walk away. Always remember. They only want your cash and you only want their pussy.

[Eirizarryrnb]

I am not sure if I got your point but are you complaining that girls are asking money from you?

If you have money enough to fly there, you are very rich guy compared to local girls. So of course they ask money, even if they are common girls. With amount of money that is small to you, they can buy new clothes, make new hair, pay rent. It is common girl girl friends that are most expensive ones, it is much cheaper to be dealing with working girls. Same in Tanzania, Rwanda, Kenya. Or whichever country is very poor. Most of the Africa. South Africa, that is considered as Europe for East Africans.

What usually happens with common / non working girls with me, it could be that in beginning they don't ask me anything. Then there starts to come money requests, more and more of them.

Some of the common girls ask money from very beginning, and very big amount, with a reason that they are not prostitutes. Happened in Brazil also often.

I see what you mean, however, Uganda is on another level with extortion (or the modern day term "finessing" Uganda has been my most difficult for P4P in conjunction without acquiring a high ROI on these h. Oes.

Pros and non-pros are easily decoupled in the other 40-plus countries I Have been to. Not Uganda; they are interchangeable and it depends how they feel at the moment whether to be a pro or to be offended you think she wants a hookup sex session.

Thanks for your input, friend-o. Cheers.

[Leblon]

Just too many gold diggers here. I heard the Ukraine used to be bad too with just every other chick there gold digging.

Based-on-European-Western-Aesthetic-for-Beauty although 95 are abhorrently busted in the grill / face.

Most of them are too svelte for me. Those are probably the ones with the "germ" and I don't mean SARS nor CoVid.

I had a Miss Melody-Missy Elliott (when she was o'beast) looking woman become irate that I only paid for her.

Safeboda each way after she khachabali'ed / kunyaza'ed (Lugandan / Rwandiase / Tanzanian colloq. For female ejaculation).

All over me and the bed. She never said she was a pro! TF?

I learned that Ugandan / Rwandaise women only squirt because you are paying them. It's not out of pure ecstasy.

No matter how they say that a female performing female e-jack is entirely mental.

I am just flabbergasted at how materialistic the women are here. No matter the age, no matter how fugly they are.

They feel entitled to your "guap" (bands, racks, stacks, dinero, paper, money overall). White and Mixed-race fair-skin.

DNA is not good enough that we want to give to them for free inside their wombs.

At least in South Africa, I can pay R400 and make a hoe into a FWB for life and half the time get 75 percent discount.

Not TZ, not UG! Is Kenya worse? DRCongo and Central AFrican Rep. Are probably worse when it comes to gold digging.

Yes, I got laid for free in Uganda with a 6. 5 in the body fresh face out of the shower, but a 9. 0/10 in the bedroom.

Yes, I got Ugandan women for "chump change" in USD convertible.

Yes, I paid 130 k UGX to an Ugandan Afro-Muslim "Boosy Zar (Google her)" SSBBW type because she is way safer, way wetter, and way more jigglier.

Than these svelte Ugandan female pros out here that some have sarcoma kaposi leopard spots stage 1 "germ".

I just wanted to have my cake and eat it too by having if not the majority at least a lot of women willing to get the'ed down for.

Cheap to free. UG is barely like that. The non-pro's even want money if you try to fuck them the first time at your house; ridiculous.

Sheesh I scoff. I think Eastern Europe is muito melhor. Here in Uganda, it's "bruxaria" witchcraft.

That these chicks be practicing when it comes to trying to finesse these guys for their money.

The sexy thick pear shape ones like 9 out of 10 of them never choose me on dating apps. Only the starving svelte ones! April 15th couldn't come.

Any faster, and I don't mean the US IRS 2022 Tax Deadline for US civilians either!

I am not sure if I got your point but are you complaining that girls are asking money from you?

If you have money enough to fly there, you are very rich guy compared to local girls. So of course they ask money, even if they are common girls. With amount of money that is small to you, they can buy new clothes, make new hair, pay rent. It is common girl girl friends that are most expensive ones, it is much cheaper to be dealing with working girls. Same in Tanzania, Rwanda, Kenya. Or whichever country is very poor. Most of the Africa. South Africa, that is considered as Europe for East Africans.

What usually happens with common / non working girls with me, it could be that in beginning they don't ask me anything. Then there starts to come money requests, more and more of them.

Some of the common girls ask money from very beginning, and very big amount, with a reason that they are not prostitutes. Happened in Brazil also often.

[Eirizarryrnb]

Just too many gold diggers here. I heard the Ukraine used to be bad too with just every other chick there gold digging.

Based-on-European-Western-Aesthetic-for-Beauty although 95 are abhorrently busted in the grill / face.

Most of them are too svelte for me. Those are probably the ones with the "germ" and I don't mean SARS nor CoVid.

I had a Miss Melody-Missy Elliott (when she was o'beast) looking woman become irate that I only paid for her.

Safeboda each way after she khachabali'ed / kunyaza'ed (Lugandan / Rwandiase / Tanzanian colloq. For female ejaculation).

All over me and the bed. She never said she was a pro! TF?

I learned that Ugandan / Rwandaise women only squirt because you are paying them. It's not out of pure ecstasy.

No matter how they say that a female performing female e-jack is entirely mental.

I am just flabbergasted at how materialistic the women are here. No matter the age, no matter how fugly they are.

They feel entitled to your "guap" (bands, racks, stacks, dinero, paper, money overall). White and Mixed-race fair-skin.

DNA is not good enough that we want to give to them for free inside their wombs.

At least in South Africa, I can pay R400 and make a hoe into a FWB for life and half the time get 75 percent discount.

Not TZ, not UG! Is Kenya worse? DRCongo and Central AFrican Rep. Are probably worse when it comes to gold digging.

Yes, I got laid for free in Uganda with a 6. 5 in the body fresh face out of the shower, but a 9. 0/10 in the bedroom.

Yes, I got Ugandan women for "chump change" in USD convertible.

Yes, I paid 130 k UGX to an Ugandan Afro-Muslim "Boosy Zar (Google her)" SSBBW type because she is way safer, way wetter, and way more jigglier.

Than these svelte Ugandan female pros out here that some have sarcoma kaposi leopard spots stage 1 "germ".

I just wanted to have my cake and eat it too by having if not the majority at least a lot of women willing to get the'ed down for.

Cheap to free. UG is barely like that. The non-pro's even want money if you try to fuck them the first time at your house; ridiculous.

Sheesh I scoff. I think Eastern Europe is muito melhor. Here in Uganda, it's "bruxaria" witchcraft.

That these chicks be practicing when it comes to trying to finesse these guys for their money.

The sexy thick pear shape ones like 9 out of 10 of them never choose me on dating apps. Only the starving svelte ones! April 15th couldn't come.

Any faster, and I don't mean the US IRS 2022 Tax Deadline for US civilians either!