Pattaya Reports

[Cusland]

The ladies in the Darkside are pretty much the same as at a regular bar in Pattaya. Some doable, some not so doable. Prices are comparable.

If you are a tourist in Pattaya, it makes no sense to go to the Darkside. The customers in the Darkside are mostly those poor bastards who married a Thai lady and so don't get laid anymore.

Where did you go? I've lived here for 8 years but haven't been over there since the football team was sold.

[Explorer8939]

Where did you go? The ladies were nice? What were the prices like?

The ladies in the Darkside are pretty much the same as at a regular bar in Pattaya. Some doable, some not so doable. Prices are comparable.

If you are a tourist in Pattaya, it makes no sense to go to the Darkside. The customers in the Darkside are mostly those poor bastards who married a Thai lady and so don't get laid anymore.

[Explorer8939]

OK, got it. I'm looking for a couple notches above "doable" if I'm paying high Pattaya prices. Older non-pro Thai girls I can (still) get "free" (meals, transport) with the added benefit of BB.

I don't do Mamasans as a replacement for bargirls, I do them as a way of making my future trips to their bars better.

Having said that, I banged a couple over the last two days, for both of them I ended finishing BBBJCIM, which was nice. I have been fucking a lot lately, and finishing via BJ seems to do the trick for me.

[Cusland]

I went to the Darkside the other day (Khao Talo), and rented a hotel room so I could hit some bars late at night.

I was surprised how many bars there are, and how many have doable ladies waiting for customers. Of course, the Darkside environment is different from Pattaya, since the bars typically have the same customers day after day. The customers are mostly long term residents who got married to a Thai lady who now says they are too old to fuck. So, the Farang goes out to a bar to find a lady, and over time, the lady becomes a sort of second wife, during work hours.

OF course, while the Farang is playing in the bar, his wife can entertain her Thai brother who lives a block away.

The Darkside bars are often very quiet, there is no high season or low season, just the same customers. But, if three or four customers don't show up, the bar can be very dead. Another facet of the Darkside is that there aren't a lot of walk-ins, not a lot of pedestrian traffic outside, unlike LK Metro or Soi 6. Which means many bars don't have ladies sitting outside, so if the doors are closed, its hard to know if the bar is open..

Where did you go? The ladies were nice? What were the prices like?

[Pute Nut]

I am talking about Mamasans who are doable. Some are quite popular, but don't want to do much in the bar, or they lose face. I know Mamasans who went back to working as bargirls, and made more money.

I am here long time, so lying to me about a lady is not a good plan.

OK, got it. I'm looking for a couple notches above "doable" if I'm paying high Pattaya prices. Older non-pro Thai girls I can (still) get "free" (meals, transport) with the added benefit of BB.

[Explorer8939]

I went to the Darkside the other day (Khao Talo), and rented a hotel room so I could hit some bars late at night.

I was surprised how many bars there are, and how many have doable ladies waiting for customers. Of course, the Darkside environment is different from Pattaya, since the bars typically have the same customers day after day. The customers are mostly long term residents who got married to a Thai lady who now says they are too old to fuck. So, the Farang goes out to a bar to find a lady, and over time, the lady becomes a sort of second wife, during work hours.

OF course, while the Farang is playing in the bar, his wife can entertain her Thai brother who lives a block away.

The Darkside bars are often very quiet, there is no high season or low season, just the same customers. But, if three or four customers don't show up, the bar can be very dead. Another facet of the Darkside is that there aren't a lot of walk-ins, not a lot of pedestrian traffic outside, unlike LK Metro or Soi 6. Which means many bars don't have ladies sitting outside, so if the doors are closed, its hard to know if the bar is open.

The Darkside is big, I think in terms of area, its bigger than central Pattaya. There isn't any mass transit, so you have to take a taxi, or a moto, or have a car. I use Bolt, but wait times can be long.

[Explorer8939]

To each their own, my buck stops at buying an LD to Mama. I do not really see the upside of screwing GILFs for Intel, in fact I'd buy her another LD if that keeps her from stalking me back to my room. I find that Mamas' recommendations often should be taken with a grain of salt, just like a used car salesman she may not really be disclosing what's under that paint job and have her reasons for selling you a particular model. For me it's more about showing girls that I know Mama since before, or if she's new a acquiantance, that I have established some rapport with Mama. Do not take her sales talk as the ultimate truth.

I am talking about Mamasans who are doable. Some are quite popular, but don't want to do much in the bar, or they lose face. I know Mamasans who went back to working as bargirls, and made more money.

I am here long time, so lying to me about a lady is not a good plan.

The only downside of fucking Mamasans is a little tension when I buy drinks for a bargirl, the Mamasan thinks of me as "her" customer.

If the Mamasan isn't doable, I can still buy her a drink, and if she gets too aggressive about going to the hotel, I can always say that it's not possible because she's a Mamasan.

[Pute Nut]

When I go a new bar, often I won't buy a drink for a bargirl, I buy for the mamasan first. If she is doable, sometimes she will end up in my condo after the bar closes.

To each their own, my buck stops at buying an LD to Mama. I do not really see the upside of screwing GILFs for Intel, in fact I'd buy her another LD if that keeps her from stalking me back to my room. I find that Mamas' recommendations often should be taken with a grain of salt, just like a used car salesman she may not really be disclosing what's under that paint job and have her reasons for selling you a particular model. For me it's more about showing girls that I know Mama since before, or if she's new a acquiantance, that I have established some rapport with Mama. Do not take her sales talk as the ultimate truth.

[SoberHans69]

They only do that with suckers. Look how many guys on here admit to be terrified to walk by a bar after they have fuck a chick from it or feel obliged to get the same chick once she sees him.

Yeah it's ridiculous.

I always tell them that I usually only take the same girl once, which is usually true, and might come back for the other girls in bar. If they get a bad attitude I just pay my check bin and move onto another bar.

[Explorer8939]

They only do that with suckers. Look how many guys on here admit to be terrified to walk by a bar after they have fuck a chick from it or feel obliged to get the same chick once she sees him.

No worries, the Mamasan from last night came to my condo today, and we got to know each other very well.

Tonight, I will bring another lady to her bar, and the Mamasan will find a bargirl who likes pussy for my friend.

[Mr Enternational]

As long as she understands that it's just business, and she doesn't pull the "I your girlfriend now" crap, afterwards,

They only do that with suckers. Look how many guys on here admit to be terrified to walk by a bar after they have fuck a chick from it or feel obliged to get the same chick once she sees him.

[Explorer8939]

When I go a new bar, often I won't buy a drink for a bargirl, I buy for the mamasan first. If she is doable, sometimes she will end up in my condo after the bar closes.

As long as she understands that it's just business, and she doesn't pull the "I your girlfriend now" crap, afterwards, she will help me with selection of ladies, and warn me about the bad ones.

[Explorer8939]

About Thai customers in bars: apparently small bars that allow Thai men don't let them use short time rooms. ST rooms are totally unlicensed, and the fear is that any Thai man could be undercover police. So, if they drink in a bar, that's okay, and they can barfine ladies, but cannot use ST rooms.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

The lesson was, if you marry a Thai lady, don't let her roam Pattaya without you.

Hahaha I'm afraid it's not only valid in Pattaya.

[Explorer8939]

I ended up in a Thai bar last night, a hole in the wall off Pattaya Tai.

The night started off with drinks at my condo with a Thai lady. Normally, drinks with this lady end up with us rolling around the sofa, but she just got married to some German guy, so I was not going to do anything. I asked her what happened to her Thai boyfriend and she said she didn't fuck him anymore.

After a couple of hours, we left for a Farang bar, picked up a friend of hers, and then headed for a Thai bar. Within seconds of our being seated, 2 Thai men appeared. I sprang for Sangsom for everyone, and more Thai men appeared, plus one Thai lady for me. The Thai lady could speak zero English, but was quite lovely.

Apparently, one of the Thai men was the boyfriend of my married "date", so she had a good night.

The lesson was, if you marry a Thai lady, don't let her roam Pattaya without you.