Thread: Stupid shit in Medellin
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05-03-22 21:13 #4117
Posts: 1643Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
Your stripper story makes sense. I would not want to be pressured into a snap decision to pay VIP rates unless I was already in the mood.
I generally agree with allowing a pair of X chromosomes to demonstrate some degree of the free will and choose to be with me instead of my having to bid for her affections. Obviously I pay fair market value, plus I don't mind paying a small premium for what I believe buys me improved perfomance.
Purrfekt Paisa (not to be confused with Purrfekt Piel) is a purrfekt example. She can get ten-times what I pay her for some of her high-priced escapades.
The first time I ever saw Purrfekt Paisa (PP) I paid her 70 mil COP because she came over uninvited as a tag-along with Scarlet, who is always looking to introduce me to new girls. I told her she would get nothing but then we had a 3-way where I did not penetrate her below the waist, so I ended up giving her 70 mil COP.
One look at Purrfekt Paisa and I knew it was simply a matter of time before she got snatched up by some high-roller. Now she routinely gets one-million just to show up. And for day and overnight trips, the sky's the limit. I'll post pics and maybe a few will appreciate her. She is one of the most phenomenal physical specimens I have ever seen if you like the tall, fashionista, model type. Her clamshell pussy is phenomenal, tight, smooth and she is always wet. Her face is every ethnic and uber-cute. My photography does not do her justice, she is long and lithe but with curves. The foto of her laying face down across the bed is the closest to how she really looks. I would give her an 8.66723. She catches me staring at her too often, jeje.
Now I pay her 150 plus taxi, if and when she is available and she never bats an eyelash. She is on the invite list for the upcoming 6-7 way at Scarlet's house. I guess we could simply say "orgy" at that point.
You could say I was "grandfathered" in at PP's introductory rate, but that is uncomfortably too accurate according to our ages, jeje. I always treated her with respect but at the same time no different from any other chica. I'm a big believe in treating all chicas the same, from the cheapest Ground Zero quickie to the "nines" of the world. I treat them with respect, honesty, humor, and even admiration without putting them on a pedestal.
The competition is very weak in Medellin, especially when you factor in the shiftless Colombian men on top the typical mongering tourists (of course, all the mongers here on this Website are stellar). Sorry if my comment about Colombian men is an offensive generalization, but my perception is that the women are the backbone of Colombia.
I guess I would say I pick my spots. I don't automatically default to not competing in every situation, but most times, yes. The other factor is these chicas invariably circle back around after they act like they are leaving me for good. I can't think of one example when a chica did not come back to me after saying the long goodbye and that she would never see me again. I have to admit, I assume it will happen because it is so common.
Ostee Out, Keep On Keepin' On. If the Cosmic Blueberry Muffin is willing I will have boots on the ground in nine days.
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05-03-22 21:13 #4116
Posts: 15986Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
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05-03-22 21:07 #4115
Posts: 15986Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZpHfk943T9I
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05-03-22 19:11 #4114
Posts: 3316Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
You are so fucking stupid you cannot see the difference between a beauty queen and an everyday woman. Why should anyone listen to you when it comes to the value of woman?
All you do is bang ugly women and try to say they are equivalent to the best women, and that is what bullshit losers do.
I said that about you previously, and your own words prove it to be true. Case closed.
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05-03-22 18:28 #4113
Posts: 15986Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
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05-03-22 18:02 #4112
Posts: 3316Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
So to have the best sex IMO, you get a woman who is very attractive who is a 10 in bed but who has no inhibitions, and I do not think you get there unless you commit to her. As good as the sex was I had with that girl, her BF was having better.
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05-03-22 17:52 #4111
Posts: 3316Originally Posted by JustTK [View Original Post]
It is really hard to prove something prevents death and even harder when you realize how the pols dictate what is put on a death certificate. That is why death numbers so often are fake. The better metric was always whether the vaccines prevent hospitalization but even that got screwed up as people with Covid were treated the same as people who were hospitalized from Covid.
What is funny now is flying. I flew to Fort Lauderdale on an airplane maskless which was nice. Then we got to the airport. A sign said wearing masks is still required and it was ignored. Maybe one in 10 people had masks on. Then I boarded the flight to Colombia and then we had to put on the masks outside before going into the airport. Colombia has way fewer cases than the USA, so it made no sense but common sense was never a part of this whole pandemic.
The pandemic ends then not with a thud but a whimper except for all those "model" Asian countries that are now getting slammed. And just like JJBee imagined the girl I dated won a wet t-shirt contest at a dive bar versus a city wide beauty contest, all the idiotic Covid proclamations will be forgotten or altered in a more digestible format. If you are looking for an admission of being wrong from all those who fell for the Covid hoax, you can forget it.
Look at Huacho. Here is a guy who taught at universities and is completely brainless when it comes to common sense. I give him shit about cleaning counters (because the virus is not spread on surfaces) and his response was I have not done that since I got vaccinated. Does the vaccine prevent you from getting Covid? Nope, but you cannot tell him that. He is loyal to or rather enslaved by the government narrative. He's like a pathetic dog looking to have his head scratched by his government masters.
So how do you get rewarded not falling for the government bullshit? It is simple in that you bet against the chuckleheads who think all that went on did not matter by going short the market. Remember JJBee's dumb proclamation that jobs always return but lives never do, and you look at some data: low unemployment rate and stock market at an all time high and you can pat JJBee on the head for his profound wisdom. Of course, you go a little deeper and see the issues with inflation and rising interest rates and realize that all we did was buy time. The check for destroying all these businesses and putting people out of work has not been paid or rather it has with the dubious practice of printing money.
See Bill Maher's comments on the $6 trillion in programs passed by Congress: https://twitter.com/billmaher/status...7Ctwgr%5Etweet.
And that is not even counting how much the Fed printed money out of thin air and bought assets and expanded its balance sheet.
I am like Jim Rogers in the sense that I do not time markets but rather go pick up a pile of money. In this case, I have been buying SDOW, SQQQ, and SPXU which are triple shorts on the market. This is the equivalent of picking up money. That the headlines all say Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, is more of a sign things are going to hell. The government thinks if it talks war, maybe it will not be noticed our economy is headed off a cliff.
I have often seen the pussy market as a great indicator of how the world is. Pussy is the ultimate luxury item, not needed but wanted. My flight was super early in the morning so I went to a late night strip club. This was literally the first time I can ever recall having to wait outside due to the club being too full. There was not an empty seat in the club and the fools making it rain were at an all time high. The only time I can recall cash being tossed out like this was in 2000 right before the dot com crash.
So buy the ETFs I suggested. If I did not have to worry about getting the timing right, I would short the shit out of Moderna and maybe Pfizer.
You will see the same bunch of idiots who need to be tribal huddle around themselves and say that I do not what the fuck I am talking about. While the idiots stayed home fearing Covid, I went out and met the woman of my dreams, and the same will happen here. These fools never learn.
And when you do cash in, you should take Mr. E's advice. Go up to beauty queen with cash in hand and say, "I want to fuck you. How much?" and then let me know what happens. Bedding a beauty queen is easy according to him, and he has done hundreds of times.
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05-03-22 17:35 #4110
Posts: 2579Well jajajajaja
Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]
Who the fuck competes for 3rd world putas? Or any putas for that matter? Or any pussy?
I love my take it or leave it attitude and so do most putas except maybe the most hardened sharks.
Putas need to compete for me, and the pleasure of getting fucked by me and getting my jizz and maybe a couple cop!
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05-03-22 17:27 #4109
Posts: 394Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]
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05-03-22 16:51 #4108
Posts: 3316Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]
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05-03-22 16:46 #4107
Posts: 3316Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
You two assholes said the pictures were fake, and I proved they were not. It just shows you and JJBee are pure bullshit artists. You two assholes think you have it all going on and I just showed everyone you are full of shit.
If you think it is easy to bed a beauty queen, shut your mouth and go do it. Stop with the bullshitting about how easy it is.
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05-03-22 09:03 #4106
Posts: 2579Originally Posted by RamDavidson84 [View Original Post]
Namely 2 terms.
Sour grapes and sweet lemons.
Some mongers will call their 2 a 10 and never post a foto to save their life. See sweet lemons.
And I could post a 10 that no one could ever disagree with but many would laugh and say she looks like a boy or some other dum shit. See sour grapes.
Many have very low self esteem and consequently even if you put a gun to their heads they wouldn't even waver from what I'm saying.
He got fucked in the ass with a dildo? And eating 3rd world puta anuses.
Wow and I thought JK is gay?
In closing the 1-10 system doesn't work because they won't concede to reality.
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05-03-22 05:58 #4105
Posts: 5494Originally Posted by JustTK [View Original Post]
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05-03-22 05:55 #4104
Posts: 5494Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]
"One of my regulars just came in. He always tips me a lot. I need to go sit with him. Unless you want to take me to VIP."
I told her to go see her regular, I could manage without her.
The dancers who knew me would hang out with me, even though I wasn't spending much. If one of the big spenders came in they'd say something like "I got to go. My car payment just walked through the door."
I've got no problem with spending on a girl. But if a girl tells me I've got to spend more to keep her, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
Which reminds me of a story a guy told me. He claimed to have worked many years driving a garbage truck in NYC, and that all the garbage companies were mob controlled. If a restaurant wanted them to match someone else's rates, they were told to get the other company to haul their trash.
Of course (according to the story) no other company was going against the mob, leaving the restaurant with nobody to haul away the trash. By the time they got back to the original garbage company. They had to pay a lot more than before.
Without the whole "sleeping with the fishes" thing, that's my approach to paid women. If they can get paid more by someone else, good luck.
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05-03-22 05:35 #4103
Posts: 5494Originally Posted by ClamSlammer [View Original Post]
1. You pull put your phone and request an Uber. At some point the Uber shows up.
2. When you attempt to get in the back, the driver signals for you to sit in the front.
3. The driver does not start telling you that Uber is illegal in Colombia. Unless you ask why he wants you to sit in the front. The subject doesn't come up.
4. If you ask (and can understand Spanish) you will probably be told (as I was) that some of the taxi drivers cause trouble with Uber drivers.
Legal and illegal aren't things which are clearly defined and they are subject to change. When Uber began operating in Colombia, it was legal, from Uber's viewpoint, illegal from taxi driver's viewpoint and undefined by the Colombian legal system. I believe the Colombian courts have declared it legal, then illegal, then legal, then illegal, then legal. Each time the status changes, Uber legal goes to work and everything continues.
For a guy who never exaggerates and whose word is gold, you sure are full of shit. I'm going to take a wild guess that you have not talked to every Uber driver in Colombia and that you haven't a fucking clue whether or not any of them have ever had their car impounded.