Pattaya Reports

[Nixonbd]

I'm inquiring about where I might be able to get a Covid test with rapid test results as required to fly back to the USA.

Has anyone had to go about this? In Costa Rica the hotel will arrange to have a nurse come to you room to administer the swab test and results are in about 3 - 4 hours and you can get a printed test result at the reception desk. Does Pattaya have anything like this? We'll be staying at the Areca Lodge.

Thanks for your input.

[Cusland]

Guys,

What are the other apps / sites to pick girls other than TF? The girls on Thai Friendly are not responsive even when I am a paid member and my location is set at Pattaya.

Why not just head out for a bit. There are girls everywhere at the moment. Life feels great again.

[Unico]

Guys,

What are the other apps / sites to pick girls other than TF? The girls on Thai Friendly are not responsive even when I am a paid member and my location is set at Pattaya.

I'm here at present, and have used Tinder, over 300 hits.

There is a Discord channel called Buzzin Pattaya with lots of good intel on everything. Food, Bars, Girls, Ladyboys, present pricing.

I've hit one Gent's club, BF is 400, which covers a ST room, and the girl ST fee is 1-1.5 K.

[Explorer8939]

To go into the Area 39 bar last night, I had to take an ATK test, and pay 80 baht. The Thai lady with me did not.

[Explorer8939]

Where did you go? I've lived here for 8 years but haven't been over there since the football team was sold.

I stayed at Siwa House, a hotel in walking distance of bars along Khao Talo and Boomsampan.

[JasonSilva]

Guys,

What are the other apps / sites to pick girls other than TF? The girls on Thai Friendly are not responsive even when I am a paid member and my location is set at Pattaya.

[Cusland]

The ladies in the Darkside are pretty much the same as at a regular bar in Pattaya. Some doable, some not so doable. Prices are comparable.

If you are a tourist in Pattaya, it makes no sense to go to the Darkside. The customers in the Darkside are mostly those poor bastards who married a Thai lady and so don't get laid anymore.

Where did you go? I've lived here for 8 years but haven't been over there since the football team was sold.

[Explorer8939]

Where did you go? The ladies were nice? What were the prices like?

The ladies in the Darkside are pretty much the same as at a regular bar in Pattaya. Some doable, some not so doable. Prices are comparable.

If you are a tourist in Pattaya, it makes no sense to go to the Darkside. The customers in the Darkside are mostly those poor bastards who married a Thai lady and so don't get laid anymore.

[Explorer8939]

OK, got it. I'm looking for a couple notches above "doable" if I'm paying high Pattaya prices. Older non-pro Thai girls I can (still) get "free" (meals, transport) with the added benefit of BB.

I don't do Mamasans as a replacement for bargirls, I do them as a way of making my future trips to their bars better.

Having said that, I banged a couple over the last two days, for both of them I ended finishing BBBJCIM, which was nice. I have been fucking a lot lately, and finishing via BJ seems to do the trick for me.

[Cusland]

I went to the Darkside the other day (Khao Talo), and rented a hotel room so I could hit some bars late at night.

I was surprised how many bars there are, and how many have doable ladies waiting for customers. Of course, the Darkside environment is different from Pattaya, since the bars typically have the same customers day after day. The customers are mostly long term residents who got married to a Thai lady who now says they are too old to fuck. So, the Farang goes out to a bar to find a lady, and over time, the lady becomes a sort of second wife, during work hours.

OF course, while the Farang is playing in the bar, his wife can entertain her Thai brother who lives a block away.

The Darkside bars are often very quiet, there is no high season or low season, just the same customers. But, if three or four customers don't show up, the bar can be very dead. Another facet of the Darkside is that there aren't a lot of walk-ins, not a lot of pedestrian traffic outside, unlike LK Metro or Soi 6. Which means many bars don't have ladies sitting outside, so if the doors are closed, its hard to know if the bar is open..

Where did you go? The ladies were nice? What were the prices like?

[Pute Nut]

I am talking about Mamasans who are doable. Some are quite popular, but don't want to do much in the bar, or they lose face. I know Mamasans who went back to working as bargirls, and made more money.

I am here long time, so lying to me about a lady is not a good plan.

OK, got it. I'm looking for a couple notches above "doable" if I'm paying high Pattaya prices. Older non-pro Thai girls I can (still) get "free" (meals, transport) with the added benefit of BB.

[Explorer8939]

I went to the Darkside the other day (Khao Talo), and rented a hotel room so I could hit some bars late at night.

I was surprised how many bars there are, and how many have doable ladies waiting for customers. Of course, the Darkside environment is different from Pattaya, since the bars typically have the same customers day after day. The customers are mostly long term residents who got married to a Thai lady who now says they are too old to fuck. So, the Farang goes out to a bar to find a lady, and over time, the lady becomes a sort of second wife, during work hours.

OF course, while the Farang is playing in the bar, his wife can entertain her Thai brother who lives a block away.

The Darkside bars are often very quiet, there is no high season or low season, just the same customers. But, if three or four customers don't show up, the bar can be very dead. Another facet of the Darkside is that there aren't a lot of walk-ins, not a lot of pedestrian traffic outside, unlike LK Metro or Soi 6. Which means many bars don't have ladies sitting outside, so if the doors are closed, its hard to know if the bar is open.

The Darkside is big, I think in terms of area, its bigger than central Pattaya. There isn't any mass transit, so you have to take a taxi, or a moto, or have a car. I use Bolt, but wait times can be long.

[Explorer8939]

To each their own, my buck stops at buying an LD to Mama. I do not really see the upside of screwing GILFs for Intel, in fact I'd buy her another LD if that keeps her from stalking me back to my room. I find that Mamas' recommendations often should be taken with a grain of salt, just like a used car salesman she may not really be disclosing what's under that paint job and have her reasons for selling you a particular model. For me it's more about showing girls that I know Mama since before, or if she's new a acquiantance, that I have established some rapport with Mama. Do not take her sales talk as the ultimate truth.

I am talking about Mamasans who are doable. Some are quite popular, but don't want to do much in the bar, or they lose face. I know Mamasans who went back to working as bargirls, and made more money.

I am here long time, so lying to me about a lady is not a good plan.

The only downside of fucking Mamasans is a little tension when I buy drinks for a bargirl, the Mamasan thinks of me as "her" customer.

If the Mamasan isn't doable, I can still buy her a drink, and if she gets too aggressive about going to the hotel, I can always say that it's not possible because she's a Mamasan.

[Pute Nut]

When I go a new bar, often I won't buy a drink for a bargirl, I buy for the mamasan first. If she is doable, sometimes she will end up in my condo after the bar closes.

To each their own, my buck stops at buying an LD to Mama. I do not really see the upside of screwing GILFs for Intel, in fact I'd buy her another LD if that keeps her from stalking me back to my room. I find that Mamas' recommendations often should be taken with a grain of salt, just like a used car salesman she may not really be disclosing what's under that paint job and have her reasons for selling you a particular model. For me it's more about showing girls that I know Mama since before, or if she's new a acquiantance, that I have established some rapport with Mama. Do not take her sales talk as the ultimate truth.

[SoberHans69]

They only do that with suckers. Look how many guys on here admit to be terrified to walk by a bar after they have fuck a chick from it or feel obliged to get the same chick once she sees him.

Yeah it's ridiculous.

I always tell them that I usually only take the same girl once, which is usually true, and might come back for the other girls in bar. If they get a bad attitude I just pay my check bin and move onto another bar.