Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Nounce]

Are thermas similar to a HK club in Tijuana? If not is there anything similar to that in Rio? I like to relax and drink in a club for a little bit before choosing a girl.

You want to go to the ones in centro like 4x4 to get something similar but they are still not the same.

I like to relax and drink in a club for a little bit before choosing a girl.

This you can get at all termas.

[Derdeered]

I will be there in June staying at Copacabana beach. Where can I go to gwt a massage with full service ending?

[RandomPilot]

Are thermas similar to a HK club in Tijuana? If not is there anything similar to that in Rio? I like to relax and drink in a club for a little bit before choosing a girl.

[AryanB]

I have a one day layover at Rio and will probably stay near Copacabana. As I have very less time and being little less adventurous, I was thinking of trying a spa where I can get a decent girl offering sex. Not really interested in massage.

So my noob question is what are the going rates of massage parlours in Rio? Is the counter charges inclusive of extra services inside or they are separate. If extra services charges is separate then what are the usual rate for full service / sex.

Apologies for too many noobie questions. This is my first visit to Brazil and language is a big problem here.

[Vagabundo1]

Well said, and if it is money you can lose, then good on ya.

Senor Bravo too is spot on about the value of putting your capital into assets in your rich world country where you know the language, law and system that produces enough income to rent in Brazil, but still be able to GTFO if necessary.

I enjoyed our meal at Na Brasa Colombia, and look forward to another soon.

All immobile assets carry risks, the USA especially with state / Federal / mechanics liens, fucked up titles, predatory, intrusive, banks and a politically and judicially protected class of blackmailers, known as lawyers, who are in the shakedown business of made up claims and know a payoff is cheaper than defending their nonsense (no loser pays legal costs in USA, so 100% upside for these bandits). Then there are property taxes, which should be called other peoples reproductive choices and fat pension for city officials cushy jobs tax). People with expensive toys get robbed in the USA all the time. Men can additionally expect to get hit up on divorce, bullshit pregnancy / child support and so on from predatory women (also a risky a business. That's why we are here, hahah). USA is a predatory, financialized industry nation that screws over the common man in just about any area you look. P4P is illegal and many stings and traps with tatooed, stupid and or drug infested ugly entitled hos that only have a vagina as their claim to fame. Renting is also bad, as you are little more than a squatter with little or no rights, people do not take you seriously, "oh, just a renter", and a system stacked against you, with a few rare exceptions, such as Germany and commercial leases..

[Pahllus Maximus]

That's it. Cost and quality of living to income ratio. USA, bad. Brazil is dirt cheap, endless sex and massage and friendly people, and earn $ elsewhere, though there are some solid BR companies with international revenue and dividends.

If your work allows it, live cheaply, simply and happily, shun status jedi mind tricks, make every dollar earned an investment bee and remember compound interest. Arbitrage living costs to earning.

[Pahllus Maximus]

All immobile assets carry risks, the USA especially with state / Federal / mechanics liens, fucked up titles, predatory, intrusive, banks and a politically and judicially protected class of blackmailers, known as lawyers, who are in the shakedown business of made up claims and know a payoff is cheaper than defending their nonsense (no loser pays legal costs in USA, so 100% upside for these bandits). Then there are property taxes, which should be called other peoples reproductive choices and fat pension for city officials cushy jobs tax). People with expensive toys get robbed in the USA all the time. Men can additionally expect to get hit up on divorce, bullshit pregnancy / child support and so on from predatory women (also a risky a business. That's why we are here, hahah). USA is a predatory, financialized industry nation that screws over the common man in just about any area you look. P4P is illegal and many stings and traps with tatooed, stupid and or drug infested ugly entitled hos that only have a vagina as their claim to fame. Renting is also bad, as you are little more than a squatter with little or no rights, people do not take you seriously, "oh, just a renter", and a system stacked against you, with a few rare exceptions, such as Germany and commercial leases.

Owning stuff requires a good team of lawyers and accountants (think yearly cost to play levy), shell companies, nominees and much more, and is good advice anywhere for anything. As for me, the team of carpenters, painters etc are just about done, I'm ahead about 10% on currency, ocean views, leafy road, breeze, a vegetable garden, seclusion, my own personal orgy pad, and easy access to the subways. Brazil also has good and cheap health care relative to the USA. What I paid would not buy a shit hole in London, NYC, Miami or LA that are hyped up on a credit bubble and bad value. I can afford it and have no regrets. The amount of profound orgasms with nubile 20 year olds and big smile on my face also generates a financial return on assets, just because it is cannot be conventionally measured does not mean it is not real. Let me put it another way. At death the value of your stuff and convertibility falls to zero.

[Mr Enternational]

After talking to a number of Brasilians who live in America, I think I have changed my mind about buying property in brasil and instead will look to rent instead.

Good to know that you came to your senses.

[Bravo]

I know there is a "Living" section but it doesn't seem to get much traffic, so I figured I would ask here. I am looking to purchase a house in Rio by the end of the year. (Phallus gave me a great tip on the area where he has his home). I think one of the biggest issues I am facing in deciding Where in Rio I would like to live. I don't think I want to be in the middle of the tornado in Copa, but I don't want to be more than 40 minutes away in case I want some action and I don't want to spend more than 150 k dollars. I was hoping I could hear some feedback from members who actually purchased property as to why they chose the area they live in.

I have looked in Recreio, Jacarepagu, Niteroi, Ilha do Governador and Barra. I even talked to some locals about moving into Vidigal or Babilnia.

After talking to a number of Brasilians who live in America, I think I have changed my mind about buying property in brasil and instead will look to rent instead. Literally every brasilian I spoke to had a negative reaction when speaking about buying property in brasil! "They all said they wouldn't do it because the risk of being robbed buy the seller, lawyer, bank, etc is too great. " Each one had a horror story and tried to pursude me from risking my money.

I was very surprised because I figured if you had a good lawyer, you had nothing to worry about in terms of making sure all the paperwork was legit. But after listening to these brasilians, it seems like a huge gamble to purchase property in Rio. I might as well use my money to purchase another rental property in the states and use the proceeds to pay my rent in brasil.

[AndreSingle]

Ended up going to 4 x 4 last Thursday, arrived around 8 pm. Took a nice shower, put on the robe and went hunting. I was checking the girls but none who caught my attention until Laura arrived, I remembered seeing her last time I was there. She's blonde, around 1,60 meters, nice silicone tits and a nice round ass. I told her I'd enjoy teasing her by rubbing my cock on her pussy and ass before wearing a condom and she said lets go. We barely entered the cabin and I went straight to eat her ass, gave her some good tongue fucking before teasing my cock in her ass, when I noticed I was fucking her ass bare. The 30 min session was basically that with her pussy and ass bare. Two nuts in her mouth which she didn't swallow sadly LOL. Saved her phone number for some outcall. Lets see if she got another girl for a BBFS 3 some there.

[AndreSingle]

Rio street carnival is good if you're young and willing to enjoy the parades all day long under a boiling sun LOL. It will mostly depend if you are good looking and willing to meet new people then trying to fuck some random girl or whatever. I ended up fucking girls I already knew and this one girl I know from twitter, met her at Pedra do Sal, we made out then I took her to some empt street and she gave me a very nice BJ between some cars (I got the video of that fun).

Not a single report about the ongoing Rio carnival.

[Vagabundo1]

Anne Amari solid morning bang.

So we woke up in the love shack in the clouds above the Atlantic coast, I went downstairs to the little food corner where you can buy the basics but all you need on a credit card, and got some stuff to make misto quente (ham, cheese, bread), and came back up, did some work while overlooking the peaceful Atlantic beach, clean, and with a view that extends into the shipping lanes south of RJ, and dead on the air routes of the oil service birds, and did a bunch of spreadsheet work, the kind of squeeky crap that demands a fuck, which I did in fact then get.

So here's how to fuck a Brazilian girl.

Play Felipe ret.

In Portuguese, bote Felipe ret.

The whole album.

Revel or audaz.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yA...QcFaW6IvlJPh5v

This is 99% of what you need to know about sex in Brazil.

Play felipe Ret.

The sense of hearing is one of the last we lose when we die, and death in literature has been equated to orgasm, something about brain chemistry and organization that the doctors in the group will no doubt seize on and explain.

So, again, you fuck or try to take steps towards fucking anywhere in Brazil, play Felipe ret.

On the beach.

In VM.

In 4 x4.

In Perola negra.

In mosaico.

Hotel California by sambo is good too.

Speaking of which, when you are not fucking, play porta dos fundos.

https://youtu.be/y2mccgB3XIk

OK, now that I have helped your sex life in Brazil by multiples, I will get to the sex.

She spent an hour in the bathroom while I crunched numbers. By the way, financial advice to all rich world men: just come to Brazil, you will become richer simple due to the cost of living.

And your dick will thank you.

So, then she comes out of the bathroom, and she sits in my lap, all pretty and made up and smelling nice, and we kiss on the couch, then go to the bed, and we hit it for 30 minutes judging by the Felipe ret album timing, all positions, BBFS.

I played Anne Amari's single scene on evil angel, which is pretty hot for a solo scene, and on the laptop I played Noemi bilas with mark woods in the backyard pool and living room of some fucked up san Fernando valley love shack.

My fantasy du jour was Noemie bilas widening Anne Amari's asshole with all sizes of anal toys since anne Amari is a anal virgin, and that is unacceptable in the roissy, the love shack of the story of O, which I must recreate here for the worthy few (get a test men), if I ever get around to it.

[Vagabundo1]

Ever since reading Shantaram, the novel by Roberts a few years ago, I generally don't post pictures anymore. Just book your next trip and find your next 9.

I would also say, as long as we are on the subject, that a 6 can quickly become an 8 if you help her a little with make up and cloths, and it's kind of nice to have a regular GF for a while instead of a hoar who is constantly pushing to get a higher cpf (cost per fuck), and all the other BS that goes with hoaring.

I would like to see a picture of your 9 and I am sure others would to. Out of pure curiosity of course. I agree with your methods 100% and if I was in the same situation, I would probably chart the same course.

[Vagabundo1]

Not going to happen.

But as I said she was a better dancer than either Penelope or renatinha in Oct.

I would like to see a picture of your 9 and I am sure others would to. Out of pure curiosity of course. I agree with your methods 100% and if I was in the same situation, I would probably chart the same course.

[Anaggie]

Over these covid years, I've had 3-5 girls a week, sex 2-3 times a day, 14 pops a week when I counted, sometimes with the 9's for 9 and a half weeks. The 9's always are gaming hard for the next big donation, like, you're going to give me a notebook. A car. Their alcoholic mother will suggest you have a kid, get married in a church, and buy a house in saquarema in their name. Good for them, they are only 18-21 once, and only 10% of them are 9+, so make that money like a pro soccer player. Its just after 2 years of playing the game of lies over drinks and hash that it gets old. Yeah my situation is different from most in that I live here on a retirement that is multiples of what a man needs in Rio. I appreciate your description of fucking the models on TV or the billboard in SP in Scandallo, which I went to, and where I remember there is no beach nearby which makes a difference to me, but probably not to most.

I had my 9 and a half week mini relationship with a 9 who dances better than Penelope / renatinha in the end of the "off season" -- Oct. Dec. But then the high season of new years came around and she was like, guys offer me 2000 r overnight, and I was like, not me, GTFO. But the 9 and a half weeks was fun, and I recommend it. You have to work up to coming to Rio for several months at a time.

The best thing is a high low mix -- always have a 9 in the mix, and a few 6 or 7's who stay as long as you want and are actually good to live with if you want.

I would like to see a picture of your 9 and I am sure others would to. Out of pure curiosity of course. I agree with your methods 100% and if I was in the same situation, I would probably chart the same course.