Medellin Reports

[Gianni Versace]

Jajaja I guess being able to speak Spanish goes a long way. I can't imagine having to use Google translate to hold a conversation. Pero bueno a cada quien su propio gusto.

So far I would say almost all of the girls on fb can not speak any english and only spanish. Than I tell them that atleast we can use google translate and that we both speak the universal language of making love. That gets a chuckle from them LOL. Just a FYI it appears that facebook blocked me from sending anymore messages to girls today LOL. I guess getting 50+ girls to add me today and message like 100 of them got me blocked from sending anymore messages. Strange enough I can still add people as friends.

[Gabacho]

Tattoos are pretty common. You're probably not going to find many girls without several. You'll get used to it.

Many of the guys here speak very little Spanish. Some of the guys are fluent and some are nearly fluent. The rest, myself included, fall somewhere in the middle. You can get by. Use the microphone button on Google translate to make it easier.

As I was telling an Santa Fe girl in Bogota on Monday:

"Yo se solo besarme, baarme and chuparme, las palabras mas importantes."

I only know kiss me, bathe me and suck me, the most important words.

Jajaja I guess being able to speak Spanish goes a long way. I can't imagine having to use Google translate to hold a conversation. Pero bueno a cada quien su propio gusto.

[ILikeButts]

Now I need to decide if I see her again to finish the deal or if that's too risky. Stay safe out there.

Your story makes me wonder if she was trying to drug you and accidentally drugged herself. Either way, I'd steer clear.

[Taylor707]

A couple months ago I was "censored for the following reason; spam" and asks me to contact administrator if an error has occurred. First off, I have no idea what I would've posted to cause this as I was mainly adding to reviews as well as providing other helpful information. Secondly, there seems to be no way to contact an administrator which seems like a major flaw. The contact option at the bottom of the page isn't there and anything else I select leads back to that censored note. Any help and / or suggestions would be much appreciated.

[JjBee62]

Thanks for the info. That was really helpful. So far I have been able to get 60+ girls added on my facebook in the past few days. Its kind of crazy how much work this is taking LOL. But I think it will be rewarding when I arrive in 2 weeks. It is a pain to have to communicate via google translate. Do most of you guys know how to speak spanish? Is it just me also but does it seem like so many of these girls are all tattooed up? Where can I find a girl with no tattoos LOL.

Tattoos are pretty common. You're probably not going to find many girls without several. You'll get used to it.

Many of the guys here speak very little Spanish. Some of the guys are fluent and some are nearly fluent. The rest, myself included, fall somewhere in the middle. You can get by. Use the microphone button on Google translate to make it easier.

As I was telling an Santa Fe girl in Bogota on Monday:

"Yo se solo besarme, bañarme and chuparme, las palabras mas importantes."

I only know kiss me, bathe me and suck me, the most important words.

[Taylor707]

It's not that hard to tell with Airbnb are guest friendly IMO. The reviews and reviewers give it away most of the time. Reviewers will mention guests, visitors, doormen, or even loud parties in the building. I know a monger review when I see one. LOL.

I always message the host to confirm visitors / guests are okay. Keeps things straight and simple.

[Gianni Versace]

There is a breadcrumb Colombia (South America | Colombia | Medellin Reports) on top of these posts. Click on it and look for Reports of Distinction to find it.

Thanks for the info. That was really helpful. So far I have been able to get 60+ girls added on my facebook in the past few days. Its kind of crazy how much work this is taking LOL. But I think it will be rewarding when I arrive in 2 weeks. It is a pain to have to communicate via google translate. Do most of you guys know how to speak spanish? Is it just me also but does it seem like so many of these girls are all tattooed up? Where can I find a girl with no tattoos LOL.

[JjBee62]

How much does the maid service cost? I maybe interested for this type of service for 1 day I am in medellin in a few weeks LOL. I have always seen these type of pornos on pornhub and jerked off to this fantasy before. Pretty amazing if it could be a reality.

Here's the link to the original post. The rates and contact info are in the attachment.

I was just informed everything is ready. The attached photo has the WhatsApp and email contact information. She has a catalog of the available women she can send.

[JjBee62]

Supposedly they had their first customer today, for a prepago, not the maid service. I'm still waiting to hear how everything went, although I was told it went well.

She's added a few more girls and I was told the prepago rates were 400 k for 1 hour, nothing additional for taxis. I don't set the rates, I just report them. I did point out that the "1 hour" bit was too restrictive, so I believe it's now 90 minutes. I also told her to consider assigning a customer number to each customer (not a name) and to give repeat customers a discount for a certain number of visits and for referrals.

Again, I'm light on the details. The woman bounces questions off me while I'm working and I give her my opinions. Apparently, she's moving towards becoming a full blown prepago agency. She sent a picture today of a VIP girl who wants 1 million for 1 hour, 1.5 for 2. I told her make the minimum 2 hours at 1.2 million. If you're spending that much, you should at least get 2 hours. I'll put a picture with some minor face blurring.

Let me point out again, I don't have anything to do with the rates, all I can do is offer suggestions about the service.

[Gianni Versace]

Actually he (I'll be third person Jjbee today) specifically said he didn't do either of them, because they told him to pay in advance and he told them that was never going to happen.

Also, when she quoted him 900 k, she suggested her twin might be available. She was not saying she would come for 900 k and maybe bring along her twin for no additional charge. He (jjbee) even wrote in his report that his counter offer, which was also ridiculously high, was immediately dismissed:

Perhaps you should go back and read the report again. Although I think he (jjbee) is often long-winded, it seems to be pretty clear:

It is great having friends. I was just talking to a few today. The girl running the Maid business wanted to know if I had any friends in Medellin, because she had several new girls working for her and she needs to know how well they perform as prepagos. She asked if I could find a few guys I trust to take a girl below market rate, session with her, take photos and then write an honest critique. I think it will probably be an ongoing affair, at least until all the girls have been properly critiqued and trained.

This friend stuff is great. I'm happy to have all of mine.

How much does the maid service cost? I maybe interested for this type of service for 1 day I am in medellin in a few weeks LOL. I have always seen these type of pornos on pornhub and jerked off to this fantasy before. Pretty amazing if it could be a reality.

[FlappyGilmore]

Best bet I've found for chica friendly Airbnb's (without directly asking the host) is to look for Airbnb's with Self Entry. That means the building has no doorman and a key code is provided for the front door and / or your apartment. The advantage is that obviously, you can bring up as many chicas as you want and as long as you don't annoy your neighbors, you'll be fine. The cons are that this will limit the number of Airbnb's you'll find and potentially less safe with no doorman. Agree with the other post. The "house rules" for each Airbnb are usually specific as to the guest policy.

It's not that hard to tell with Airbnb are guest friendly IMO. The reviews and reviewers give it away most of the time. Reviewers will mention guests, visitors, doormen, or even loud parties in the building. I know a monger review when I see one. LOL.

[JjBee62]

You did about as good a job as anyone could at defending JJBee and his diving headfirst into a 2 million proposal, an uphill climb for sure, but that's what friends are for. LOL If the bucket list is so important then tell her to turn the 900 mil into a sure thing to bring the sister along. Given the already inflated price there's a good chance she would have jumped on it. And given that she was asking the crazy 900 mil to start with it, it should come as no surprise that she just gave him a quickie and beelined for the door. He never said that he got to do both of them.

Actually he (I'll be third person Jjbee today) specifically said he didn't do either of them, because they told him to pay in advance and he told them that was never going to happen.

That's when the twins told me I had to pay in advance. I might be dumb enough to pay 2 million 1 time to bang twins, but I'm not sending $500 to someone before we meet. I told her no thanks. Next it was half in advance and half upon arrival. Nope. The last offer was half on arrival at Parque Lleras and the rest in the apartment. Chao.

Also, when she quoted him 900 k, she suggested her twin might be available. She was not saying she would come for 900 k and maybe bring along her twin for no additional charge. He (jjbee) even wrote in his report that his counter offer, which was also ridiculously high, was immediately dismissed:

"At first she wanted to know what I would pay for an hour. I explained that I don't do hours. It could last 3 or 4 hours. She came back with a ridiculous rate, 900 k for 4 hours and mentioned the possibility of bringing her twin. My counter offer for the trio was shot down and it was generous. Her final offer for the twins, 4 hours was 2 million. That's when the little head said 'let's do it!'"

Perhaps you should go back and read the report again. Although I think he (jjbee) is often long-winded, it seems to be pretty clear:

Last night, my last in Medellin this trip, should have been great, but it ended up being interesting and just okay.

It is great having friends. I was just talking to a few today. The girl running the Maid business wanted to know if I had any friends in Medellin, because she had several new girls working for her and she needs to know how well they perform as prepagos. She asked if I could find a few guys I trust to take a girl below market rate, session with her, take photos and then write an honest critique. I think it will probably be an ongoing affair, at least until all the girls have been properly critiqued and trained.

This friend stuff is great. I'm happy to have all of mine.

[ColombiaLover]

Nice get. She takes what I pay and gives what I expect. She is my type. Not very often that I'm envious of something posted on here.

Just got back to medellin the day before yesterday and this trip is starting out excellent. I had a beautiful 19 year old vennie spinner come to my hotel yesterday. It turns out she's actually a Webcam model for some online Webcam or some shit but I actually met her thru her sister who I met on a previous trip. Excellent BBFS with CIP 1 hour 150 k COP. Absolutely great service and with a smile LOL. To borrow a phrase from Ostee, I've included some gratuitous photos. Enjoy.

-Gabacho.

[Gabacho]

Where are you staying, the children's hospice?

LOL cheap ass 28 k COP a day hotel in centro. Not my choice of bed sheets LOL it came with the room along with the cockroaches.

[JustTK]

I've included some gratuitous photos. Enjoy.

-Gabacho.

Where are you staying, the children's hospice?