Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

How did they try and Rob You? Is this the area I should be going.

Calle 51 around Church of La Veracruz.

Carrera 54 / Calle 53 AKA El Raudal.

Calle 85 / Carrera 51.

I'm looking for Street hoes galore that put out.

Some advice for you, consider that you are a target wherever your going, and that no area is any safer than the other.

[Surfer500]

I'm looking for Street hoes galore that put out.

Are there any street hoes that don't put out?.

"Street hoes galore that put out".

Sounds like a slogan for a commercial and reminds me of the time I was in the Santa Fe area of Bogota, and there was a barker out in front of this one bar who was yelling out that all they had inside were "Paisa"s from Medellin in their bar.

Well most definitely there are street hoe's galore in Centro, yet "putting out" could mean all kinds of things ranging from "bare backing" to the "back door".

Regardless, it's all to be had in Centro.

[Surfer500]

A nod after eye contact is all that is necessary. Expect to pay 30 k pesos plus another 8 k to 15 k for the room. To save you another round of questions, use the Premier Plaza hotel (15 K I believe) that has a large sign and is near the Tostao coffee shop. Use street view maps to study the area before you arrive so you don't have to get your bearings while you are on site.

You make it sound so easy, and it is for the street rats, yet I don't think it's going to be so easy for this first timer in Centro with no Spanish speaking skills.

[Surfer500]

But I am not fucking 60 year old abuela.

You may not be aware of this, but you just insulted a lot of the board members here you "young whipper snapper"! LOL.

[Surfer500]

Fucky fucky? Works anywhere in the world.

You got it wrong, it's fucky sucky! LOL.

[Fun Luvr]

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019...travelers.html

The actual requirements. No monitoring needed per the Yew Ess. That does not mean your airline (looking straight at you here, Spirit, you fuckheads) has gotten the memo. It is the airline that will decide because it is the airline that will get fined $10 k Yew Ess and have to deal with your rejected ass. I was just in the Yew Ess and the fuckheads at Spirit insisted I needed to fill out an entry form and obtain a QR or QC or whatever those weird looking things are. Problem was, of course, that whole shit was eliminated in January. So, the QR did not even work. This was a supervisor I was dealing with and his subordinate was loath to tell him he was full of shit. They were going to deny me boarding over this and I was trying not to choke anybody or punch anyone in the throat.

I don't know if you are talking about entry to the US or to Colombia. Here is a quote from the link you provided for entry to the US, which states monitoring is required:

"You can use a self-test (sometimes referred to as home test) that meets the following criteria:

The test must be a SARS-CoV-2 viral test (nucleic acid amplification test or antigen test) with Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) from the USA Food and Drug Administration (FDA) OR the relevant national authority where the test is administered.

The testing procedure must include a telehealth service affiliated with the manufacturer of the test that provides real-time supervision remotely through an audio and video connection. Some FDA-authorized self-tests that include a telehealth service may require a prescription.

The telehealth provider must confirm your identity, observe the sample collection and testing procedures, confirm the test result, and issue a report that meets the requirements of CDC's Order (see "What information must be included in the test result?" below).

Airlines and other aircraft operators must be able to review and confirm your identity and the test result details. You must also be able to present the documentation of test results to USA Officials at the port of entry and local / state health departments, if requested.

Some countries may restrict importation of tests that are not authorized or registered there. If you are considering bringing a USA-authorized test with you for use outside of the United States, contact authorities at your destination for information before you travel. ".

[Taylor707]

I'm looking for Street hoes galore that put out.

Are there any street hoes that don't put out? 🤦*♂️

[Gianni Versace]

That's Surfer500's area of expertise. I just go to El Centro for the ambiance and to people watch.

Full disclosure:

I did have 3 guys try to rob me on my second time in El Centro. I wasn't in one of the areas where the street girls are and I was hurrying and drawing attention to myself.

They failed through a combination of luck, poor planning and execution on their part and a quick reaction and awareness of what was happening on my part. Nobody was hurt, several people were startled when I yelled and the robbers ended up confused.

How did they try and Rob You? Is this the area I should be going.

Calle 51 around Church of La Veracruz.

Carrera 54 / Calle 53 AKA El Raudal.

Calle 85 / Carrera 51.

I'm looking for Street hoes galore that put out.

[Gianni Versace]

Toos.

Yes, you can find girls without tattoos. It just takes a bit of diffing. I suggest the college girls and less hardened pros / semi-pros. While not popular here, my high preference is no or minimal tats.

100% prefer girls without tattoos or very minimal.

[Knowledge]

A nod after eye contact is all that is necessary. Expect to pay 30 k pesos plus another 8 k to 15 k for the room. To save you another round of questions, use the Premier Plaza hotel (15 K I believe) that has a large sign and is near the Tostao coffee shop. Use street view maps to study the area before you arrive so you don't have to get your bearings while you are on site.

Thanks for the great advice. Can you also give me some phrases to say in Spanish to pick up a girl in el centro and go to a love motel?

[Huacho]

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019...travelers.html

The actual requirements. No monitoring needed per the Yew Ess. That does not mean your airline (looking straight at you here, Spirit, you fuckheads) has gotten the memo. It is the airline that will decide because it is the airline that will get fined $10 k Yew Ess and have to deal with your rejected ass. I was just in the Yew Ess and the fuckheads at Spirit insisted I needed to fill out an entry form and obtain a QR or QC or whatever those weird looking things are. Problem was, of course, that whole shit was eliminated in January. So, the QR did not even work. This was a supervisor I was dealing with and his subordinate was loath to tell him he was full of shit. They were going to deny me boarding over this and I was trying not to choke anybody or punch anyone in the throat. I had the regulations printed out and was shoving them at the guy and he just refused any reason or input. I will say he had the loveliest professionally done fingernails of any 'man' I've ever interacted with. Finally this raging, screaming [Deleted by Admin] let me on the plane, but only after checking and re-checking my vax card, proof of onward travel, and negative COVID test which is not needed for fully vaxxed people. God I fucken hate that airline but if American is $900 and Spirit is $350 what is a dedicated traveller to do? I'm not homophobic but this person was a real piece of work.

[Huacho]

You are saying any us rapid test kit will do without video monitoring or with video monitoring?

Yes, without, per the US. You might want to check with your airline as they will ultimately be the decision maker. But Biden said publicly they would be accepted and where I live, they are. But as always YMMV in Latin America. Get to the airport sorta early and if they won't take it, you can still test at the airport.

[NorthernLight]

So I guess you are saying no one is buying them.

Haha, You are right. Some people still care about Covid, especially seniors with pre-existing conditions. But I am not fucking 60 year old abuela. None of the working girl or non-working girl I met asks my covid test result.

That's all it matters.

[Surfer500]

Thanks for the great advice. Can you also give me some phrases to say in Spanish to pick up a girl in el centro and go to a love motel?

Based on your posts, and not speaking Spanish, Centro will be a challenge for you.

I'm not saying you can't be successful there, but there can be a lot of pitfalls when dealing with the street girls. You will probably do much better in the casa's, and perhaps with some Fayboo Chicas who will be more accustomed to dealing with gringos and translators, but there are pitfalls as well with them. You have to keep in mind that probably at least 95% of the street girls customers are locals versus foreigners. You might also try Parque Lleras, albeit a lot of the girls working there also work Centro, but have experience with foreigners.

Maybe find some one who can guide you around Centro the first time out and show you around a bit, give you some recommendations which Hotels to utilize, and kind of what to look for and watch out for. Jb2 gave some good advice, but at the end of the day, you just might find Centro a little to gritty, and if so, it's not a reflection on you, as again, it's really a "locals" venue, where as the other venues are more used to foreigners.

Whatever you do, make sure you have nothing of value on you when in Centro. That means no credit cards, I phones, etc. However make sure to carry a copy of your Passport with you. Be prepared if your a blue eyed, blond hair, obvious gringo to get lot's of attention in terms of girls approaching you because most gringos pay more than the locals, and then of course there are all the thieves looking for potential targets.

Good luck!

[Turgid]

Thanks for the great advice. Can you also give me some phrases to say in Spanish to pick up a girl in el centro and go to a love motel?

Fucky fucky? Works anywhere in the world.