Hong Kong Club Reports

[Bunter Hiden]

Hadez,

HK was packed by 7 PM, worse later on, difficult to move around, all tables reserved for $500 min, no seats avail. I was looking for you in an orange Tshirt / pants, but it was impossible.

I sat at a table in Chavelas, drinking with the bros, waiting for a bro to get his table on the balcony. He showed up and bought a $500 don Julio 1942. Couple of us was taking shots from that bottle, the mesero too. 6 girls crowded the table, perching over the rail looking down the stage. I was afraid the whole thing might collapse.

The mesero brought over a nice, clean, very beautiful young girl, new to the biz. I thought the bro knew her her so I stayed off, but he took another skinny girl upstairs. I came back but the beautiful girl was gone.

Overall this VIP Chicas of the Year is stupid and a waste of time and money for me. It may bring in lots of locals spending $500+ per table to watch their old, fat, ugly chicas strutting on stage, but I had no interests in those old chicas so it was useless for me. There were lots of new hot young girls, so it may be worth it for some guys, if they can yank them away from staring on the stage.

HK keeps raising the stake and they are still packing the club. Enjoy it while you can but need to develop alternative contacts for hot girls.

I think I passed by you a few times but didn't stop. They had traffic control keeping everyone moving in a race track up one side then out through Chev then back around. And then the long run stage for parading on. I didn't much like the Halloween party either. We bailed.

And went to Trop and partied w some fun locals then Azulejo for tacos. Will avoid events like this. Give me a solid late Thursday afternoon any time over Chick of the Year BS.

[ABAJoeSmith123]

Oh god the fat bastard is back. At least he's not throwing money around everywhere. Hadn't seen him in a while. He has this poor girl cornered talking in her ear.

I wonder if that fat Armenian ever goes arriba. I can't imagine any chica is not disgusted by the prospect of getting fucked by a man as fat as this fucker. Feel sorry for any chica that does agree to go arriba with him.

[Nothing24]

Oh god the fat bastard is back. At least he's not throwing money around everywhere. Hadn't seen him in a while. He has this poor girl cornered talking in her ear.

[Nothing24]

I'm in Hong Kong right now. The A team is in the house tonight folks.

[BrotherMouzone]

Thinking of heading to HK sometime next week or two. Got a few questions for the bros:

1. Once you cross over to San Ysidro, is any taxi right after you cross 'safe'? Or is it better to call an Uber?

2. Leaving the next day, same question, are the taxis outside HK club safe? Planning to leave mid-day. Do I just tell them to take me to San Ysidro border? I hear of a west and east pedestrian xing. Also, am I safe in assuming relatively short line late morning / early afternoon? Thanks in advance.

Assuming you're staying at Cascadas that night. On your return trip to the border don't take a taxi. Just take the free van HK offers back to the border and tip the driver $2-3. Even if you're not staying at Cascadas usually if you ask the staff outside they'll just give you a free ride back to the border (though again, they'll be assuming you tip a bit).

[Captain Solo]

Rawrbomb.

Cabbies can smell noobs a mile away. Some can be very nasty and may try too gouge you or other nastier shit.

Book Uber, wait a few minutes. Car is cleaner and you will be safer and pay less.

5 bros packed into an Uber from HK to 260 Korean bbq one afternoon. It was hilarious.

Only PedEast is open. Book Uber for PedEast. Weekday after 9 line would be short.

[Rawrbomb]

The Taxis at the crossing and the ones outside of HK are perfectly safe. The guys that post up to pick up fares outside of HK have to pay HK to be there, so don't be an asshole and tip the driver. When you get in a taxi at the border tell them you're going to Hong Kong, and when you're heading home tell them to take you to whatever border crossing is available to you. You can check what the lines look like on the CBP website. https://bwt.cbp.gov/ Late night is probably best, but it's honestly a bit of a crapshoot.

- Thanks. Looks like the only available option is San Ysidro as it shows Ped West as Closed for quite a few days now. And CBX is only if you're coming in by plane. Just curious, when they ask my reason for travel, do I just say clubbing overnight? Do they sometimes ask more questions?

[ClownDays]

Thinking of heading to HK sometime next week or two. Got a few questions for the bros:

1. Once you cross over to San Ysidro, is any taxi right after you cross 'safe'? Or is it better to call an Uber?

2. Leaving the next day, same question, are the taxis outside HK club safe? Planning to leave mid-day. Do I just tell them to take me to San Ysidro border? I hear of a west and east pedestrian xing. Also, am I safe in assuming relatively short line late morning / early afternoon? Thanks in advance.

The Taxis at the crossing and the ones outside of HK are perfectly safe. The guys that post up to pick up fares outside of HK have to pay HK to be there, so don't be an asshole and tip the driver. When you get in a taxi at the border tell them you're going to Hong Kong, and when you're heading home tell them to take you to whatever border crossing is available to you. You can check what the lines look like on the CBP website. https://bwt.cbp.gov/ Late night is probably best, but it's honestly a bit of a crapshoot.

[Rawrbomb]

Thinking of heading to HK sometime next week or two. Got a few questions for the bros:

1. Once you cross over to San Ysidro, is any taxi right after you cross 'safe'? Or is it better to call an Uber?

2. Leaving the next day, same question, are the taxis outside HK club safe? Planning to leave mid-day. Do I just tell them to take me to San Ysidro border? I hear of a west and east pedestrian xing. Also, am I safe in assuming relatively short line late morning / early afternoon? Thanks in advance.

[Dogers69]

What is annoying is that HK fails to make any effort to sweep his dollars on the ground to his own area. And so I have to tipsy toe my ass around his trash when I go through the area. Next time, I'm going to walk all over piss. Then walk through the dollars on the ground and oops, too bad the wet soles of my shoes are picking up dollar bills as I stroll by. At least I didn't step on shit and walk all over his money.

When this guy arrived in HK he like literally never left. I showed up in Thanksgiving to California and would go to hk for 45 minutes 3 nights week saw him every time. I think he is addicted to it. He needs intervention. He spends so much money, in hk, I would estimate he spends what 40 guys spend per night. So HK won't stop him. Watching the other girls not in his group, try and steal some dollars, floating around the floor, and watching meseros also try and steal his dollars, and having them fall in my face, and making sure I don't touch them so I don't get booted by eyes in the sky security, its a depressing thing to see from every angle. Hk as recently as 5 years ago was this brothel strip club that poor Americans could go to and feel appreciated for their travel to the most dangerous city in the world. A dollar had value back then. This guy, and Asian countries closing down, and the usa government printing billions for covid loans for business owners, and fake business owners, caused inflation and made hk twice as expensive as 5 years ago.

[Jackie888]

I don't care about this guy, but one evening he was surrounded by 5 or 6 very well-built guys looking like his bodyguards. And they were all drinking and groping chicas at the table. If he is alone at the table, I think the bodyguards can observe him from a distance.

What is annoying is that HK fails to make any effort to sweep his dollars on the ground to his own area. And so I have to tipsy toe my ass around his trash when I go through the area. Next time, I'm going to walk all over piss. Then walk through the dollars on the ground and oops, too bad the wet soles of my shoes are picking up dollar bills as I stroll by. At least I didn't step on shit and walk all over his money.

[Captain Solo]

StRobert,

AFAIK the few guys hanging out with him one night were regulars in HK. I have never seen him with bodyguards.

A top cartel guy was sitting at the bar by himself watching the strip show, no bodyguards. He did not buy a single drink, fichas or lap dances, smoke or eat. Nobody approached him to sell anything he was just sitting there, watching the strip show intently, not moving, speaking, tipping, groping girls or scanning the club.

Throwing money around ostentatiously Fat Amernian's way does not fit the profile of legit people. If he keeps showing off and flaunting his money, he's making himself a soft target. Bros with local contacts may be able to find out what he is, but it's better and safer just to avoid him and not participate in his low-brow theatrics.

I don't care about this guy, but one evening he was surrounded by 5 or 6 very well-built guys looking like his bodyguards. And they were all drinking and groping chicas at the table. If he is alone at the table, I think the bodyguards can observe him from a distance.

I don't care about this guy, but one evening he was surrounded by 5 or 6 very well-built guys looking like his bodyguards. And they were all drinking and groping chicas at the table. If he is alone at the table, I think the bodyguards can observe him from a distance.

[Captain Solo]

Hadez,

HK was packed by 7 PM, worse later on, difficult to move around, all tables reserved for $500 min, no seats avail. I was looking for you in an orange Tshirt / pants, but it was impossible.

I sat at a table in Chavelas, drinking with the bros, waiting for a bro to get his table on the balcony. He showed up and bought a $500 don Julio 1942. Couple of us was taking shots from that bottle, the mesero too. 6 girls crowded the table, perching over the rail looking down the stage. I was afraid the whole thing might collapse.

The mesero brought over a nice, clean, very beautiful young girl, new to the biz. I thought the bro knew her her so I stayed off, but he took another skinny girl upstairs. I came back but the beautiful girl was gone.

Overall this VIP Chicas of the Year is stupid and a waste of time and money for me. It may bring in lots of locals spending $500+ per table to watch their old, fat, ugly chicas strutting on stage, but I had no interests in those old chicas so it was useless for me. There were lots of new hot young girls, so it may be worth it for some guys, if they can yank them away from staring on the stage.

HK keeps raising the stake and they are still packing the club. Enjoy it while you can but need to develop alternative contacts for hot girls.

[StRobert]

"I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. ".

Big phat Ass is like the private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket. Everybody wants to beat the shit out of him he is such a phuck up. In addition to eating his food, when he resists have a couple other bros and / or paid meseros kidney punch the phuck out of him. Or could follow him up to his room and sling pillow cases full of hard soap bars on his phat lard ass like they did Pyle LOL.

I don't care about this guy, but one evening he was surrounded by 5 or 6 very well-built guys looking like his bodyguards. And they were all drinking and groping chicas at the table. If he is alone at the table, I think the bodyguards can observe him from a distance.

[SeaBeeJoe]

[QUOTE=Jackie,

What's his point of throwing and stepping on hundreds green $ on the floor, buying bottles nobody drinks from and spreading out cheap snacks nobody eats?

He wants to attract attention for everyone to think all those items are not valuables, just trash to him, that he has a lot more.

People in the club would just avoid and ignore this retarded low life, not getting near him to give him the attention he craves with his stupid, phony, low-brow theatrics.

About the Armenian dude, I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. Seriously I am thinking of just eating some food off of his table and flirt with the chicas in his booth. / QUOTE].

Captain I agree with you, we mongers ought to just help ourselves to his booze and food, not like he has been missing any meals lately LOL!