Sosua Reports

[Coolie High]

The Su is an awesome place but yes there are sharks in the mix. Being high is a great way to be eaten. The sharks are desperate they come at you hungry promising everything your nasty mind could want. You can have my ass poppi I love to chuppa daddy. All bull shit. The vast majority of girls get no action and soon become desperate. There are always a few hundred girls trying to make fast money. Many are hot girls in their barrios but do not make the cut in Sosua. There are some girls who will go for 1000 pesos but guys will not give them a 2nd look. Open your eyes in the SU you will see some crazy shit. I have experienced what Coolie described the flip the scribt chica and believe me you will never let it happen again. The bad ones hang together. The lone girls tend to be safer. Personally I am doing more of the 30 plus crowd. On the positive side most of the SU chicas give great service.

Oldkool check your PM when you get a chance.

[Turgid]

When coming to Sosua you have to be willing to swim with the sharks. Theres no way around it. Keep in mind every OG monger that has been down here has gotten bitten at a certain point but we man up, mitigate the blood loss as we break free from the entanglement of a shark attack before being swallowed whole and move on. My self included. Personally I love it because it separates the boys from the men. It also heightens your instincts REALLY quickly. And these sharks arent the normal type that you can spot a mile away. These are lady shark types with lips hips and hunny dips that will rock your senses and fuck up your life real quick if you're not to careful. Hall and Oates call them Man-Eaters and they wasnt joking.

If I ever wanted to have someone assassinated I would hire a fine female come at you because youll never see it coming. No question if women could ever band together we as men would be fucked. Even now after I've been been swimming around sharks for years I still almost got caught. How so Coolie you may ask? Well it starts with me drinking on sosua beach all afternoon with your boys at Malibu bar. The weather is perfect and you're living life with the fellas. Now it's time to leave the beach and head to Central Bar. Ok I'm game. We go there on a late weds afternoon and the hunnys starts to pile in. And they can sense fresh meat. My boy that lives here tells the ladies that he lives here too, but they call bullshit. They smell fresh meat and are on my ass. Whats my name, can I buy them a drink blah blah blah. Theyre sizing my big ass up as if I was a square bear going to jail for the first time and theyre taking no prisoners. They all start off with the all universal greeting.

Man-Eater: Hola mi amor.

CH: Yeah no hablo ingles. Wait that's not right. Damn tequilla shots LOL. Umm Hi to you too.

Next they're watching your eyes. If they see you staring at her curves she going in for the bite like a shark hungry for her latest meal. Meanwhile unbeknowest to you she's barely been eaten the last few days as she's been shack up in a shitty hotel with 5 other females with barely running water. All she's been hearing from her fella amigas is the promise of a quick comeup from a dumb ass gringo. They pay anything for a quick nut these days as she here's story after story from past man eaters. And now here's her chance for a quick come up. She sees my tall ass feeling good off tequila and fireball shots so she starts with the can I buy her and a friend a drink.

CH: Your friend? BEEYATCH am I fucking her too.

Fuck it I'm feeling good. Ima be a nice guy. I tell the waitress to give them 2 presidente light on me. I turns and talk to my amigos. 5 minutes later I check and see that her friend has a different drink. WTF. Ooh I get it, soon as I turn my back you told the waitrees to give you a cubre libre instead. Yeah thanks for the tip because now that means the waitress is now in on the scam because if she was proper she would have inform me that you wanted something different and if I should allow it. So yeah take your shark teeth off of me and go find another gringo sucker. I was born at night not Last night. Ooh and waitrees show me my current bill. I'll be dealing with the main bartender behind the bar from here on out. Damn shame I got to deal with pirrahnas as well aka waitresses along side sharks but down here in the SU this the norm. So I adjust and adapt.

The good thing down here is that I notice folks will show there true colors real quick down here. So you must adjust and adapt quickly. No need to get mad over 6 bucks I just proceed to pay her and her friend no nevermind afterwards.

Moving on I goes back to taking shots with the fellas and philosophizing on how to navigate thru the waters when they turn turbelent down here. Amigo 1 is preaching if you're going to to do business down here you got to straighten up and fly right as much as possible. Down to actually getting a DR drivers license.

CH: WAIT you actually got a DR license down here. NO. FUCKING. WAY.

Amigo 1: Yep I got it.

He pulled it out and I actually stood up and saluted him. First gringo or native that I've scene that actually has a dominican license down here. Now hes telling Amigo 2 he should do the samething and other stuff as well sinces hes also running a business here.

Amigo 2: Yeah fuck that. I'm not going thru the hassle.

They both go back and forth respecting each others philosophy while both continuing to hold their ground. Its like seeing Malcolm and Martin going at it as its no longer about right or wrong as its now about perspective.

Meanwhile as the amigos are sharing their knowledge and experience a tall thicky approach me with tigo bitties and a nice round ass. She sees my eyes light up and from her curves and comes close to me. Then I notice something.

CH: What the deuce. Is she pregnant?

Amigo: well I guess she'll be putting it in her ass as well tonight LOL.

Hes goes and tells her in spanish that she's doing anal as well and she starts to laugh. We talk some more and then she ask for a shot of tequila. I'm already feeling good from previous shots so I'm game for another one. I order a round for us and we take shot of jose quervo. Then it dawn on me.

CH: Wait arent you pregnant.

She just stares at me. Yeah only agua for you from here on out. That kinda weirded me out a little because here you are 3-4 months pregnant on the pedro clisanate strip taking shots, so I goes back and start talking with my amgios again. Meanwhile she's in my ear about lets go back to my place and blah blah blah. She senses that she's about to lose her prey so she goes to the DEADLY shark move technique that gets ALOT of gringos eaten alive, especially when theyre not sober. She takes my hand and let me feel all over her to re-grab my attention.

CH: Damn those tetas grande are soft. Ass is real too. Yeah wouldn't mind going balls deep in this.

Ol mighty joe young is starting to get harder then chinese arthimetic but my mind is like naw lets wait. We got time down here. Get her number. Wait. What's that? You don't have a telephone either.

So lets recap. You told me you're staying in a rundown hotel with 2 babies their already, no telephone, with a 3rd one on the way and here you are taking tequila shots when you're not supposed to, on a random weds night. So you are out here on a desperation mission. And a desperate female shark with no money with multiple kids to feed are DANGEROUS. They'll steal, lie, do the ol leche quick papi sound technique after just getting in 2 pumps inside her, while acting a fool afterwards so she can get more money out of you even though we agreed on a price beforehand. Yeah I'll pass. Nice meeting you though. And just like that gents I escape another shark bite. BARELY, but I escape. Finished up chillen with the amigos and called it night.

So to those that's thinking about coming down here the best defense move is to not be afraid to walk away from a hunny dip and to ALWAYS be watching and studying her. She's sizing you up so you better be doing the same thing.

You have stated the obvious and I believe you are quite experienced in handling the 'sharks' as you put it. However, I wish to proffer a different perspective. I consider myself quite fortunate to have been brought up in somewhat privileged circumstances. These women, as you would readily agree, were born with the cards stacked against them. I have something they want and they have something I want. I should rephrase that: They have something I want and I have something they NEED. They are, therefore, in a disadvantageous position compared to me. These women would have been burnt several times in their lives and so they are hardened. I actually do not blame them for being 'sharks' and seeking to get as much as they can from people they perceive as privileged. That does not mean I am going to give away stuff or overpay. They are working ladies and should get fair pay for fair work as should all people in other professions.

I am as vigilant as you are but sympathetic towards them and so my attitude towards them differs from yours. In other words we have different perceptions.

[OldKool]

The Su is an awesome place but yes there are sharks in the mix. Being high is a great way to be eaten. The sharks are desperate they come at you hungry promising everything your nasty mind could want. You can have my ass poppi I love to chuppa daddy. All bull shit. The vast majority of girls get no action and soon become desperate. There are always a few hundred girls trying to make fast money. Many are hot girls in their barrios but do not make the cut in Sosua. There are some girls who will go for 1000 pesos but guys will not give them a 2nd look. Open your eyes in the SU you will see some crazy shit. I have experienced what Coolie described the flip the scribt chica and believe me you will never let it happen again. The bad ones hang together. The lone girls tend to be safer. Personally I am doing more of the 30 plus crowd. On the positive side most of the SU chicas give great service.

[Coolie High]

When coming to Sosua you have to be willing to swim with the sharks. Theres no way around it. Keep in mind every OG monger that has been down here has gotten bitten at a certain point but we man up, mitigate the blood loss as we break free from the entanglement of a shark attack before being swallowed whole and move on. My self included. Personally I love it because it separates the boys from the men. It also heightens your instincts REALLY quickly. And these sharks arent the normal type that you can spot a mile away. These are lady shark types with lips hips and hunny dips that will rock your senses and fuck up your life real quick if you're not to careful. Hall and Oates call them Man-Eaters and they wasnt joking.

If I ever wanted to have someone assassinated I would hire a fine female come at you because youll never see it coming. No question if women could ever band together we as men would be fucked. Even now after I've been been swimming around sharks for years I still almost got caught. How so Coolie you may ask? Well it starts with me drinking on sosua beach all afternoon with your boys at Malibu bar. The weather is perfect and you're living life with the fellas. Now it's time to leave the beach and head to Central Bar. Ok I'm game. We go there on a late weds afternoon and the hunnys starts to pile in. And they can sense fresh meat. My boy that lives here tells the ladies that he lives here too, but they call bullshit. They smell fresh meat and are on my ass. Whats my name, can I buy them a drink blah blah blah. Theyre sizing my big ass up as if I was a square bear going to jail for the first time and theyre taking no prisoners. They all start off with the all universal greeting.

Man-Eater: Hola mi amor.

CH: Yeah no hablo ingles. Wait that's not right. Damn tequilla shots LOL. Umm Hi to you too.

Next they're watching your eyes. If they see you staring at her curves she going in for the bite like a shark hungry for her latest meal. Meanwhile unbeknowest to you she's barely been eaten the last few days as she's been shack up in a shitty hotel with 5 other females with barely running water. All she's been hearing from her fella amigas is the promise of a quick comeup from a dumb ass gringo. They pay anything for a quick nut these days as she here's story after story from past man eaters. And now here's her chance for a quick come up. She sees my tall ass feeling good off tequila and fireball shots so she starts with the can I buy her and a friend a drink.

CH: Your friend? BEEYATCH am I fucking her too.

Fuck it I'm feeling good. Ima be a nice guy. I tell the waitress to give them 2 presidente light on me. I turns and talk to my amigos. 5 minutes later I check and see that her friend has a different drink. WTF. Ooh I get it, soon as I turn my back you told the waitrees to give you a cubre libre instead. Yeah thanks for the tip because now that means the waitress is now in on the scam because if she was proper she would have inform me that you wanted something different and if I should allow it. So yeah take your shark teeth off of me and go find another gringo sucker. I was born at night not Last night. Ooh and waitrees show me my current bill. I'll be dealing with the main bartender behind the bar from here on out. Damn shame I got to deal with pirrahnas as well aka waitresses along side sharks but down here in the SU this the norm. So I adjust and adapt.

The good thing down here is that I notice folks will show there true colors real quick down here. So you must adjust and adapt quickly. No need to get mad over 6 bucks I just proceed to pay her and her friend no nevermind afterwards.

Moving on I goes back to taking shots with the fellas and philosophizing on how to navigate thru the waters when they turn turbelent down here. Amigo 1 is preaching if you're going to to do business down here you got to straighten up and fly right as much as possible. Down to actually getting a DR drivers license.

CH: WAIT you actually got a DR license down here. NO. FUCKING. WAY.

Amigo 1: Yep I got it.

He pulled it out and I actually stood up and saluted him. First gringo or native that I've scene that actually has a dominican license down here. Now hes telling Amigo 2 he should do the samething and other stuff as well sinces hes also running a business here.

Amigo 2: Yeah fuck that. I'm not going thru the hassle.

They both go back and forth respecting each others philosophy while both continuing to hold their ground. Its like seeing Malcolm and Martin going at it as its no longer about right or wrong as its now about perspective.

Meanwhile as the amigos are sharing their knowledge and experience a tall thicky approach me with tigo bitties and a nice round ass. She sees my eyes light up and from her curves and comes close to me. Then I notice something.

CH: What the deuce. Is she pregnant?

Amigo: well I guess she'll be putting it in her ass as well tonight LOL.

Hes goes and tells her in spanish that she's doing anal as well and she starts to laugh. We talk some more and then she ask for a shot of tequila. I'm already feeling good from previous shots so I'm game for another one. I order a round for us and we take shot of jose quervo. Then it dawn on me.

CH: Wait arent you pregnant.

She just stares at me. Yeah only agua for you from here on out. That kinda weirded me out a little because here you are 3-4 months pregnant on the pedro clisanate strip taking shots, so I goes back and start talking with my amgios again. Meanwhile she's in my ear about lets go back to my place and blah blah blah. She senses that she's about to lose her prey so she goes to the DEADLY shark move technique that gets ALOT of gringos eaten alive, especially when theyre not sober. She takes my hand and let me feel all over her to re-grab my attention.

CH: Damn those tetas grande are soft. Ass is real too. Yeah wouldn't mind going balls deep in this.

Ol mighty joe young is starting to get harder then chinese arthimetic but my mind is like naw lets wait. We got time down here. Get her number. Wait. What's that? You don't have a telephone either.

So lets recap. You told me you're staying in a rundown hotel with 2 babies their already, no telephone, with a 3rd one on the way and here you are taking tequila shots when you're not supposed to, on a random weds night. So you are out here on a desperation mission. And a desperate female shark with no money with multiple kids to feed are DANGEROUS. They'll steal, lie, do the ol leche quick papi sound technique after just getting in 2 pumps inside her, while acting a fool afterwards so she can get more money out of you even though we agreed on a price beforehand. Yeah I'll pass. Nice meeting you though. And just like that gents I escape another shark bite. BARELY, but I escape. Finished up chillen with the amigos and called it night.

So to those that's thinking about coming down here the best defense move is to not be afraid to walk away from a hunny dip and to ALWAYS be watching and studying her. She's sizing you up so you better be doing the same thing.

[HumbleHal]

I saw more young black guys on the streets. A few in their 20's.... The girls were very attractive but not as classy as the girls in years gone by.

A lot like NYC.

[OldKool]

Had a great 4 day weekend banged atleast 7 girls. The sex was excellent. 3 of the girls were new. There were plenty of women every where. Bailees is still a great place to see girls looking. On Thursday at 2:30 there were 30 hot girls sitting there. Kings / Rumbas still has good number of women in the evening. I did not go clubbing because it was a visit focused on sex. I had girls in and out alll day. Clearly the best sex was from a girl from SD girl who came to spend a day and a half with me. I have known her for a few years and we enjoy doing all kinds of kinky things in the bed.

I saw more young black guys on the streets. A few in their 20's. Older guys like me do not do much clubbing. Quality is interesting. The girls were very attractive but not as classy as the girls in years gone by. I enjoyed the beaches, the food, and definitey women. Can not wait to go back. My repeat girls all performed up tp expectation However I was surprised by my new girls. They were compliant and performed with enthusiasm. I just got home and still have a glow from all the sex. Some specifics roubdtrip flight $381 jet blue newark non stop. My Airbnb was 35 a night kiing size bed and well equiped. Prices are going up on flights you have to be on it.

Over 10 years, yeah you in for quite the shock especially when the weekend warriors are in town.

[Oakie]

Hey all,

I have not been to Sosua or DR I'm over 10 years and I am thinking of making a trip soon. I know about the beaches, hotels etc. Not much has changed in that department from what I can tell.

The last time I was there passions and a few other similar establishments were being closed down. Do any similar places exist or has the town cracked down on them?

I am guessing you will need to meet local chicks at bars, beaches etc.

Last time I was there heading to the main beach there were timeshare sharks on every corner. Is this still a problem?

I'd also like to know how the action is early to mid week compared to a weekend.

You'll find higher prices across the board, but the beaches are still the same, and the hotels are still chica friendly.

There are no strip clubs anymore and the quality and quantatity of street chicas has declined, but you cand still find a gem among the weeds. (they have to start sometime). A lot of business is now conducted over the phone, but the beach and the bars are still good hunting grounds (for the chicas, LOL.).

The market for time share has dried up, so you'll only see the salesman around the all inclusives, focusing mainly on vacationing couples.

Just keep in mind, Sosua is a seasonal tourist town, so the summer months are slow, some restuarants shorten their hours, or close for the summer, and weekends are alway busier than weekdays.

But enough guys find what they are looking for, and keep coming.

Good luck!

Post a report.

[Mtndew704]

Hey all,

I have not been to Sosua or DR I'm over 10 years and I am thinking of making a trip soon. I know about the beaches, hotels etc. Not much has changed in that department from what I can tell.

The last time I was there passions and a few other similar establishments were being closed down. Do any similar places exist or has the town cracked down on them?

I am guessing you will need to meet local chicks at bars, beaches etc.

Last time I was there heading to the main beach there were timeshare sharks on every corner. Is this still a problem?

I'd also like to know how the action is early to mid week compared to a weekend.

Over 10 years, yeah you in for quite the shock especially when the weekend warriors are in town.

[ItalnStallion99]

Hey all,

I have not been to Sosua or DR I'm over 10 years and I am thinking of making a trip soon. I know about the beaches, hotels etc. Not much has changed in that department from what I can tell.

The last time I was there passions and a few other similar establishments were being closed down. Do any similar places exist or has the town cracked down on them?

I am guessing you will need to meet local chicks at bars, beaches etc.

Last time I was there heading to the main beach there were timeshare sharks on every corner. Is this still a problem?

I'd also like to know how the action is early to mid week compared to a weekend.

[Coolie High]

Lock up your women!

LOL.

I see we got jokes LMAO.

[Oakie]

Lock up your women!

LOL.

[Aragorn]

Delayed my departure from Puerto Plata to Sosúa so I could scrape up my arms and nearly rupture an eardrum doing the Saltos de Damajagua. Five zip lines and seven waterfalls to jump off of or slide down. Good fun.

My airport driver pick me up at 12 o'clock sharp, unusual, and enjoyed a cold beer as he was driving me to Sosúa. The guy is a fountain of local knowledge, speak some English, but I'm fluent in Spanish. He recommended that I try crab cakes called "masa de cangrejo" his contact information available upon request.

Got checked into the hotel and unpacked, resumed watch app conversation with one of my tinder hitch. She shows up in WhatsApp as Pastry4. She was quick to come over, but a whole lot of PhotoShopping going on. She was much shorter, heavier and 20 shades darker than her photographs. I like girls of all colors but we had to check each other's phones to make sure it was the right John and Hooker. LOL.

Up to my room, no one at the hotel desk to check her in. She had massive tits, that was accurate, and I strip her down and begin to have fun. DATY is my specialty and because I am a kinky mother I started to insert fingers. She got nice and wet and I got her up to five fingers, but not the wrist, and was rewarded with a squirting orgasm. Like I said I'm kinky.

I got a BBBJ, but wanted BBFS. Got to rub my dick all over her slit and despite being short and portly she looked great in doggy style but there was no getting in.

Having achieved my kinky objective of fisting her, I tapped out gave her 2000 and sent her on her way.

It is 11 PM. Will probably take a nap for a few hours then wake up and see if there are any closing time bargains.

[SubCmdr]

If your willing to take a young monger under your belt and show the ropes I'd greatly appreciate it and show credit where it's due I've been to Dominican 3 times before never Santo Domingo but would like to learn abit more as the OG say " ain't messing up the game" the more the OG share with us the better I've been all the forms for 3 years soaking up info but it's different when boots are on the ground with the culture shock especially being from Canada but being able to have 1 on 1 time with og would be dope if I could buy you beer when I come but in the meantime I will keep reading forms (first time in Puerto Plata Sousa / Santo Domingo) !

Brother,

You got to sign up so you can make contacts on the back channel. Once you do that, hit me. We will talk.

My experience base is Santo Domingo / Santo Domingo este. But I had a good run in Sosua and have been posting solid intel both here in the Sosua Reports Forum and in Grownman's Boom Boom Room Users blog. Also check out my UTR users blog. Just posted up a great Q & A with a new guy who generously agreed to let me share our exchanges in order to help others. Other experts (Think OGs LOL!) who may live in the Dominican Republic or travel here a lot talk a good game. I post up usable intel. You know, straight boots on the ground reports.

Fuck hard and may the pussy be with you, always!

[Oakie]

Continue to enjoy my work. You seem to hang on every word and have even adopted one of my favorite terms: "Puta Pueblo".

This is SubCmdr and I am a man in the Arena!

Not me, pal!

I don't have the time, or the inclination to meticulously parse, and hang on to every sentence in everybody's posts.

I leave that to the critics. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

Oh, dear!

used in expressions of surprise, dismay, or sympathy. "oh dear, I've upset you". No you did not. But I always enjoy your attempts at humor.

Does this mean I'll never get to ride the Grande Jeffe with our Man in the Arena?

Completely unsure what you are referring to exactly. But if you are talking about the vehicle that I own (yeah I know you don't think anyone needs to own one). I know you were so looking forward to it. But when I am in The Sue, I park the Gran Jefe mobile and walk every where I need to go. Until the day before I leave when I fire it up and head to the Texaco for fill up.

Last trip to The Sue, the Texaco did not have any premium diesel fuel so I had to head down the road a bit to the Next station. It was not a problem as on the way back I had the chance to check out the Super Pola. Very nice store! Wide section of goods at fair prices. The produce section was exceptional. I pick up my midnight snack. Stocked up on road trip foods and was good.

No matter, I wasn't lining up anyway!

Good thing for you my man. You would have long wait behind the line of chicas ready to drop their panties and ride with me. LOL! And if you head down the Santo Domingo Este and don't look me up, well that's your loss. LOL!

But your hookah habit seems to be burning a hole in your memory bank.

Nah, only you think that. But I appreciate the concern for my health. I use the term "puta pueblo" to describe both The Sue and Boca Chica. And if we are talking about memory loss aren't you the one who said "No one refers to it as The Sue". Does not take much reading to see I'm not the only one that refers to it that way.

Enjoy!

You know I do!

Life is short!

I've said that in a previous post.

Stay positive!

My posts are some of the most positives ones about The Sue you will find. I'm not the one who needs the reminder brother. LOL! Most of the details of my activities that I care to report can be found in Grownman's Boom Boom Room. Continue to enjoy my work. You seem to hang on every word and have even adopted one of my favorite terms: "Puta Pueblo".

This is SubCmdr and I am a man in the Arena!