Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

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[Explorer8939]

I'm coming around to this view.

Explorere8939 is there a bar (s) you've had good luck in?.

There is so much turnover at Soi 6 bars that it's pointless to make recommendations.

Just walk down the street, and see for yourself.

[Mr Enternational]

I feel like I will now be focusing my efforts on Soi 6 and Thaifriendly, although I'm staying in the Buakhao area so will always keep my eye open as I walk past the Beer Bars. I have some general thoughts on some other things that I will put in a different post.

You make Pattaya sound as easy as it actually is. I have never understood when guys report having a hard time or not being able to find a girl that they like. You have to try pretty hard to not get laid with a fun chick there.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

As time passes new impressions emerge. My skepticism of internet freelance options has largely been informed by experiences with Brazilian and Colombian women who think nothing of making you wait an hour saying they are on their way, only to cancel or ghost. My Western sense of punctuality and respect is incompatible with the laissez-faire attitudes of latin american sex workers and this has left a lasting bitter taste associated with internet options. Nevertheless, Thaifriendly and Tinder are easy enough options to use here with a wealth of choices, and the ability to filter for the slender young girls I prefer and so I kept my mind open.

One afternoon on Thaifriendly I negotiate a 1000 baht rate for ST with a fresh faced pink haired spinner who informed me right before leaving her room that she had no phone and to go wait in front of my hotel. Predictably, 40 min later she is nowhere to be seen, but my backup plan to head to Soi Boomerang before the effects of 100 MG of Kamagra wore off could be easily initiated. I rested in my room for a minute before heading back through the lobby, where surprise, pink hair cutie had materialized. She was bubbly and a bit odd, with an uneven lopsided gait, her tiny twig legs pushing along those giant puffy sneakers that are the thing these days. After a bit of small talk in the room, my dick was in her mouth, and she made a great effort at deepthroat. This had me pretty hot, and within no time I was in her pussy raw, the tightness of it was fantastic and I unloaded in quickly as she moaned convincingly. Not a bad experience for $29 USD.

The night still young, I invited her to come along with me to Slutz, my favorite G Club on Soi Boomerang and she obliged. The scene was pretty good- with the hot dark skin spinner from my previous visit working the room, but as she was busy with customers, Pink Hair and myself just chatted with another girl and Pinky flirted with the idea of working at Slutz. Eventually I got horny and we went back to my hotel and had another session for another 1000 baht. Pinky has indicated she has an identical twin, with larger tits, who might fuck me as well, but has a boyfriend from France who supports her and so is freelancing less. Thaifriendly not so bad..

A great, not so concise, but perfectly readable, review of the scene as seen thru your eyes and wants.

[RakSopheni]

About the online game. I was there pre-covid and had great fun with line. Basically most of the girls there are from the bars on soi 6 or the massage parlors or from the clubs. But the difference is that all the money goes to her. I used it a lot because it's more calm then the rush on the street or bars, I had more time to check and decide while drinking my beer or coffee. Also I found a lot of LT girls online. As far as I remember it was something like 2 - 2.5 k baht then. Then we went to some tourist places togheter, I used them as a company. It was pretty good.

But my point is that online girls on 95% are the same girls from the bar. Several times I found smarter girls that they know that they will find us online and work as a freelancers, choosing whatever they like. It was really fun. Do not underestimate online apps. Combine them with the usual Pattaya "activities". Some days, when I did not found attractive girls offline, I called my online contacts. Something like a back-up plan.

I'm coming around to this view. I'm discovering online providers in SEA seem less flaky than LATAM. The lateness and flaking are out of control in Brazil / Colombia.

[RakSopheni]

I'm only interested in BBFSCIP with very thin and younger providers. I've seen some reports that make it sound like the quality of ladies isn't there right now. I am thinking about taking a 1-2 day weekday detour from BKK to Pattaya. I am not interested in wasting time at bars or lady drinks.

BKK seems to be improving for anyone wondering. Quality of women seems to be improving but services are not as good as before.

We seem to have a similar modus operandi. I've found plenty of BBFSCIP with thin and young providers. True the quality is hit and miss- but what fun would it be to shoot fish in a barrel. Message me if you decide to come down.

I'm actually thinking of skipping BKK altogether as it sounds the prices there are out of control. I'm getting ST here for 1000-1500 baht with BBFSCIP.

[RakSopheni]

When you go to Pattaya and walk down Soi 6. There are more young thin ladies there than you can handle.

I'm coming around to this view.

Explorere8939 is there a bar (s) you've had good luck in?

RS.

[RakSopheni]

As time passes new impressions emerge. My skepticism of internet freelance options has largely been informed by experiences with Brazilian and Colombian women who think nothing of making you wait an hour saying they are on their way, only to cancel or ghost. My Western sense of punctuality and respect is incompatible with the laissez-faire attitudes of latin american sex workers and this has left a lasting bitter taste associated with internet options. Nevertheless, Thaifriendly and Tinder are easy enough options to use here with a wealth of choices, and the ability to filter for the slender young girls I prefer and so I kept my mind open.

One afternoon on Thaifriendly I negotiate a 1000 baht rate for ST with a fresh faced pink haired spinner who informed me right before leaving her room that she had no phone and to go wait in front of my hotel. Predictably, 40 min later she is nowhere to be seen, but my backup plan to head to Soi Boomerang before the effects of 100 MG of Kamagra wore off could be easily initiated. I rested in my room for a minute before heading back through the lobby, where surprise, pink hair cutie had materialized. She was bubbly and a bit odd, with an uneven lopsided gait, her tiny twig legs pushing along those giant puffy sneakers that are the thing these days. After a bit of small talk in the room, my dick was in her mouth, and she made a great effort at deepthroat. This had me pretty hot, and within no time I was in her pussy raw, the tightness of it was fantastic and I unloaded in quickly as she moaned convincingly. Not a bad experience for $29 USD.

The night still young, I invited her to come along with me to Slutz, my favorite G Club on Soi Boomerang and she obliged. The scene was pretty good- with the hot dark skin spinner from my previous visit working the room, but as she was busy with customers, Pink Hair and myself just chatted with another girl and Pinky flirted with the idea of working at Slutz. Eventually I got horny and we went back to my hotel and had another session for another 1000 baht. Pinky has indicated she has an identical twin, with larger tits, who might fuck me as well, but has a boyfriend from France who supports her and so is freelancing less. Thaifriendly not so bad.

The next day I headed back to Soi 6 around 15:30 and found myself at a bar I will not name with a beautiful dark haired spinner with a fair complexion and European looks (from an American father). After a few drinks and an agreed on 1000 baht we were upstairs deep in some hot sex. This girl was down to fuck, fantastic deepthroat and an amazing attitude- I pounded her hard raw and eventually came in her mouth. We hung out more downstairs where after a few drinks I discovered she liked rough sex. Some mongers find descriptions of rough play disturbing and offensive, please just know that anything I describe in this category is always consensual and I make 100% sure of this. No exceptions. There is a category of women who love it even if you find that hard to relate to. To each their own. We are soon upstairs again fucking raw, I'm slapping her face choking her and calling her names- she is moaning and clearly turned on. She's taking my dick all the way down her throat, slobber everywhere. I make her cum but am unable to bang another one out. We hang out downstairs some more and take some cute photos together in the afterglow before I head home. Soi 6 delivers big time.

The next morning I have a new Thaifriendly girl on her way shortly after noon. This girl arrives on time and matches her photo. Another tiny spinner, anime face, flawless dark body. We agree on 1500 baht, and I can do anything but cum in her mouth. It's a little awkward at first, but as soon as my dick is in her mouth, it's on and she is deepthroating me sloppily. I pound her perfect little body and raw pussy until she rides me and I cum in her pussy at her encouragement. A little small talk and she is out the door. Thaifriendly delivers.

That same night I explore the Buakhao and Boomerang G Clubs a bit more- returning first to Slutz where my dark skin spinner is nowhere to be seen. I have an obligatory drink with another girl but am not down and so politely leave. Around the corner is Club Fate, which is actually a great atmosphere with some horny looking girls but the only slim girl there (who I buy a drink) does not do boom boom, so no deal is closed. I poke my head around the other few G Clubs and honestly it is not terribly impressive with a lot of average girls and the cute ones looking really green. Over on a side street by Treetown are a few more run down G Clubs including Hunny Lounge and I scour them a bit until at Grip a super hot spinner makes a BJ motion which entices me inside. The mamasan warns that she is very inexperienced- which for 1500 baht (including room) I confirm upstairs. She awkwardly tries to suck my dick but even sticking it in a little bit causes her to choke- I determine early this is going to be a wash, which is fine. I spend some time caressing her perfect body and tits before going down on her bringing her to some sort of climax, which she abruptly stops. The whole thing was pretty weird, but I had the feeling it would be. Mamasan downstairs explains she is very new and inexperienced and they appreciate my understanding. I kick back a couple beers and talk. Mamasan was a former bar girl who still retains some of her looks and offers to suck my dick- but I'm not in the mood.

My opinions have evolved over the last week- I'm much more positive on Soi 6 and Thaifriendly. If you are looking for sex, the girls at Soi 6 are there for it and there is not going to be any confusion about that. The major hazard will be their inexperience so know that going in. I've been going around 15:00-15:30 which seems to be when the ladies have appeared for work and the best ones are still available. The mongers who populate Soi 6 are more like myself than the long term British and Aussie expats who haunt Buakhao- younger Americans and Brits, 30-50 yr old, many in good shape, mostly interested in sex and not long pointless conversations in broken english about nothing. When you are walking past the bar, the girls all try to grab you and talk to you, but as soon as you enter, they completely ignore you and it's up to you to go and grab the one you want. Don't feel bad or shy about this, that's what they are there for. That being said I try to make a little eye contact first and if she is deep into her phone I leave her be.

I'm also more positive about Thaifriendly- with 2 direct hits right off. It's a good no-nonsense option that can save you time as long as the girl does not flake. I've also made contacts using tinder, instagram and facebook. I am always sure to negotiate my preferences up front, especially with regards to BBFS so there is no confusion, and have turned down many girls that will not comply. I also turn down girls with strict rules who seem like control freaks.

I'm now less positive about the G Clubs on Soi Boomerang (other than Slutz), and not sure if I even want to venture up to Soi Bong Koch. In some instances they feel more like indoor Beer Bars or Go Go's than brothels- and seem less to the point than Soi 6 clubs. I've yet to even go inside a Go Go, but with the rumored price points and being able to secure ST for 1000-1500 baht elsewhere I'm not sure why I would want to piss my money away with no guarantees of a good time. Despite descriptions on this board-I don't even think there are any freelancers in the TreeTown area- perhaps that was a pandemic thing? Again, please let me know what I'm missing. Sure there are Beer Bars and BarGirls, but not a lot of freelancers strolling around like Centro / Parque Lleras Medellin or Santa Fe Bogota. I haven't been to Beach Road at night so can't report the situation there or Walking Street- which I hear is coming back to life.

I feel like I will now be focusing my efforts on Soi 6 and Thaifriendly, although I'm staying in the Buakhao area so will always keep my eye open as I walk past the Beer Bars. I have some general thoughts on some other things that I will put in a different post.

For now.

RS.

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[Explorer8939]

Hello from BKK. I've been watching Pattaya reports and it seems hit or miss. Is it worth a visit coming from BKK? I'm only interested in BBFSCIP with very thin and younger providers. I've seen some reports that make it sound like the quality of ladies isn't there right now. I am thinking about taking a 1-2 day weekday detour from BKK to Pattaya. I am not interested in wasting time at bars or lady drinks.

BKK seems to be improving for anyone wondering. Quality of women seems to be improving but services are not as good as before.

When you go to Pattaya and walk down Soi 6. There are more young thin ladies there than you can handle.

[Gabriel071]

Hello from BKK. I've been watching Pattaya reports and it seems hit or miss. Is it worth a visit coming from BKK? I'm only interested in BBFSCIP with very thin and younger providers. I've seen some reports that make it sound like the quality of ladies isn't there right now. I am thinking about taking a 1-2 day weekday detour from BKK to Pattaya. I am not interested in wasting time at bars or lady drinks.

BKK seems to be improving for anyone wondering. Quality of women seems to be improving but services are not as good as before.

[Onojdi]

Freelancers

I have yet to sample the offerings in Tree-town- which I was expecting to resemble something like Lleras Park in Medellin, or Mabs in Rio, but seemed pretty tame, with not really a lot of talent on display. Perhaps they are sitting at tables as opposed to walking around and loitering? Anyone care to share the secret to Treetown please let me know. Thai Friendly and Tinder seem to be pretty good- but I only plan on using these as a last resort as I really don't like the online game. Girls flake, don't show, come late, don't look like their pictures. There is a certain monger who is extremely averse to going to bars and clubs and perhaps this is the way for them- otherwise its best to set eyes upon the talent and negotiate before the act.

That's my impression from the first few days- I will be updating as events unfold.

RS.

Great report, thanks for sharing. I just checked the Thai forum out of curiosity, trying to decide what will be my next destination.

About the online game. I was there pre-covid and had great fun with line. Basically most of the girls there are from the bars on soi 6 or the massage parlors or from the clubs. But the difference is that all the money goes to her. I used it a lot because it's more calm then the rush on the street or bars, I had more time to check and decide while drinking my beer or coffee. Also I found a lot of LT girls online. As far as I remember it was something like 2 - 2. 5 k baht then. Then we went to some tourist places togheter, I used them as a company. It was pretty good.

But my point is that online girls on 95% are the same girls from the bar. Several times I found smarter girls that they know that they will find us online and work as a freelancers, choosing whatever they like. It was really fun. Do not underestimate online apps. Combine them with the usual Pattaya "activities". Some days, when I did not found attractive girls offline, I called my online contacts. Something like a back-up plan.

[CaliGuy33]

This will be the first post of a 3-week stay in Pattaya and the first installation of a series of reports as I make my way across the big SEA mongering hubs: Pattaya, Bangkok, Phnom Penh, Angeles during the next 3 months. I'm curious to see how things have changed since my last visits in 2018 and 19 and am looking forward to giving some valuable on the ground reporting.

I am a seasoned monger from the USA, with experience in South and Central America, the Caribbean and SouthEast Asia. Mid 40's fit- not a pretty boy but not bad looking. I have a moderate to high sex drive and am looking for thin, petite ladies for sex, not companionship- preferably deepthroat, CIM, BBFS, and CIP. My budget for the summer is ample but I'm looking to spend an average of 2000-3000 baht a day and will not be going to many GoGo's.

I arrived in Pattaya after a week in the south (Krabi region) recuperating from the flight and jetlag. Any monger flying in directly from the US East coast should plan on at least a week of adjustment before your body can perform optimally again- keep this in mind if you have a short trip. I'm staying in the Buakhao / LK Metro area and will mostly be going to Gentlemen's Clubs on Soi Boomerang and Short time bars in Soi 6..

Nice report.

The quality certainly seems weak in Pattaya judging by the YT Pattaya walk around vids.

Hilarious regarding the Brit Expats, they seem insufferable to me.

Had me laughing hard:

"The standard Pattaya expat, roughly 60-67 years old, loosely fitting cargo shorts, sandals / clogs, loosely fitting faded t-shirt with large gut, pasty and bald, weathered face looks like spent driving a truck somewhere in Scotland or manager of a Sydney warehouse, faded tattoo sleeve- accompanied by a short, slightly dumpy, slightly hot Thai girl about 30-35."

[Love Seeker]

Homegrown cannabis and hemp plants to be allowed in Thailand by registering FDA application, starting in June.

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The Thai public will be allowed to plant cannabis and hemp without requesting permission from June 9th onwards, only by registering on an official application, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) revealed Friday, May 20th.

Withit Saritsadeechaikul, Deputy Secretary-General of the FDA, told the Associated Press that from June 9th, those who are interested to grow the plants at home for health and / or commercial purposes will be allowed to do so without authorization but are required to register on the "Plook Kan" (Plant Cannabis) application, developed by the FDA.

However, the import of cannabis seeds, hemp, and other parts of the plant, such as inflorescences, leaves, branches, and stalks, will require a permit under the Plant Breeding Act be. E. 2518 and the Plant Quarantine Act be. E. 2507. Importing plant extracts classified as a narcotic must still be licensed under laws on narcotics.

The Deputy Secretary-General also mentioned that the FDA is currently in the process of preparing regulations to prohibit imports of herbal products as the FDA has a core policy to encourage entrepreneurs to produce and use raw materials that come from domestic plantings.

TPN notes that it appears only Thai nationals will be able to use the application at this point.

[RakSopheni]

This will be the first post of a 3-week stay in Pattaya and the first installation of a series of reports as I make my way across the big SEA mongering hubs: Pattaya, Bangkok, Phnom Penh, Angeles during the next 3 months. I'm curious to see how things have changed since my last visits in 2018 and 19 and am looking forward to giving some valuable on the ground reporting.

I am a seasoned monger from the USA, with experience in South and Central America, the Caribbean and SouthEast Asia. Mid 40's fit- not a pretty boy but not bad looking. I have a moderate to high sex drive and am looking for thin, petite ladies for sex, not companionship- preferably deepthroat, CIM, BBFS, and CIP. My budget for the summer is ample but I'm looking to spend an average of 2000-3000 baht a day and will not be going to many GoGo's.

I arrived in Pattaya after a week in the south (Krabi region) recuperating from the flight and jetlag. Any monger flying in directly from the US East coast should plan on at least a week of adjustment before your body can perform optimally again- keep this in mind if you have a short trip. I'm staying in the Buakhao / LK Metro area and will mostly be going to Gentlemen's Clubs on Soi Boomerang and Short time bars in Soi 6.

Mongers

Pattaya at the moment seems to be light on the younger (below 50) crowd and heavy on the British expat side. At my hotel near LK Metro, just about every monger is an aging Aussie or Brit- the Brits with completely unintelligible northern or working class accents and usually some physical handicap like a limp. The standard Pattaya expat, roughly 60-67 years old, loosely fitting cargo shorts, sandals / clogs, loosely fitting faded t-shirt with large gut, pasty and bald, weathered face looks like spent driving a truck somewhere in Scotland or manager of a Sydney warehouse, faded tattoo sleeve- accompanied by a short, slightly dumpy, slightly hot Thai girl about 30-35. In the gym you see a different crowd- younger Russians, Arabs, and Brits with more intelligible accents. No Chinese tourists, some Koreans.

The Girls

I've been to Buakhao, LK, Pothole, Boomerang, Treetown and Soi 6- let me know if I'm missing anywhere. From this sample I am not impressed- the majority are average or below average- not bangable. There is always at least one or two girls at a Soi 6 bar that you might want to fuck, but usually they are taken, or if not they are going to be super new to the game and inexperienced. The numbers and ratio is skewed in our favor- but if you are looking for 6's and above- it involves work.

Beer Bars

I hate Beer Bars- I suspect they are designed for pub-loving British alcoholic geriatric men who can't really have sex anymore but want female attention. It does not seem like there is much sex on offer at Beer Bars on Pothole or Buakhao, and it doesn't look like the guys are really trying to get it. The main activity seems to be having a beer with other British / Aussie expats and talking in unintelligible Northern accents about British football teams. Might as well be speaking Arabic to me. I did a full circuit of the track a few times and concluded it was a waste. If you are like me, and like having sex with women as opposed to trying to make friends with geriatric British men, avoid these like the plague- all the girls are below average as well, even if there seems to be thousands of them. Any slightly attractive girl will already be taken by one of the aforementioned mongers talking to her in a totally incoherent Liverpool (Scousie?) accent as she pretends to understand and nods her head attentively. I have no idea what the rate / barfine is here nor do I want to know.

Gentlemans Clubs

My first experience was terrible. The Den, located at the end of Soi Pothole, looked more promising at least than the BeerBars, but after wasting 2 hours there talking to 2 cousins from Loei- both very slender and petite, just my type- I concluded that this "Gentlemans Club" was basically a fancy beer bar as neither one of these two were available for sex and the emphasis here seemed to be getting men to pay for expensive lady drinks. I did not fly 26 hours to buy drinks for a conversation in baby-english and google translate with a 19 year old Isaan girl. I asked the mamasan what the deal was and her answer was evasive. I would avoid this place if you like sex with girls, as it does not seem to be on offer here.

The next day I had much better luck at Slutz, a G club on Soi Boomerang. A very sexy, slender, petite girl, darkskin, tattoos was smoking outside as I approached and I struck up a conversation. She seemed a little drunk or high, but was clearly up for anything. After a beer to loosen up a little, we headed upstairs and she performed like a pornstar in heat. Good BJ, no deepthroat. She said "no condom"- like she didn't want one- which was great to hear. The sex was hot and amazing- I love pounding these tiny girls raw. She explicitly asked for a finish in the pussy, which I was happy to oblige. I paid her 1000 baht and it was about 500 baht for the room. She did not seem to be in a rush and it was probably 45 minutes or more. Experience was amazing and my impression of Pattaya started to turn. If the other clubs on Boomerang are similar to Slutz, this is where I will be spending most of my time. The club was very busy- as alcohol sales were set to end at 6 pm that particular day (voting holiday), so it could've been an unusual atmosphere as mongers congregated en masse for a last go. I look forward to exploring the other G Cubs here as well as the strip on Soi Bong Koch.

Soi 6

The street is open, but a mere shadow of its former greatness. In a way this is a bit of a relief as I recall the overwhelming gauntlet of years past- the senses overwhelmed, and decision algorithms severely impaired. The beach side of the street seems to have opened more- with a few of the Nightwish bars and similar operations up and running. I feel like the pretty sexy girls are still doing the live-streams though- as really only a couple girls looked bangable to me on the entire street. After lingering for a bit at a few bars I finally chose a girl- can't remember the bar but all the girls were wearing red. A very pretty slender girl from Udon Thani, 20, huge tits, nice smile but those big gums that stick out and big anti-BJ teeth. Mamasan said she wouldn't do sex but would do BJ, initially wanted 1000, but I talked them down to 800, plus 400 ish for the room. She was clearly a newbie in the room, really just an ok BJ, no deepthroat or CIM. I managed to cum by tittfyfucking her huge tits and coming on one of them, which was great. She was a sweet girl and I don't blame her for being new to the game- many of these farm fresh girls will tap out pretty quick- only the real sluts who like sex will be left after a year or so. I obviously plan on returning to Soi 6, but am realizing it's going to be a bit of work to get results.

Freelancers

I have yet to sample the offerings in Tree-town- which I was expecting to resemble something like Lleras Park in Medellin, or Mabs in Rio, but seemed pretty tame, with not really a lot of talent on display. Perhaps they are sitting at tables as opposed to walking around and loitering? Anyone care to share the secret to Treetown please let me know. Thai Friendly and Tinder seem to be pretty good- but I only plan on using these as a last resort as I really don't like the online game. Girls flake, don't show, come late, don't look like their pictures. There is a certain monger who is extremely averse to going to bars and clubs and perhaps this is the way for them- otherwise its best to set eyes upon the talent and negotiate before the act.

That's my impression from the first few days- I will be updating as events unfold.

RS.