Bangkok Hotels

[Flak3]

Nonstop to LAX 3:50 FT. Business $1,460 pp.

1 night hotel at $200.

LAX. HNL.

Nonstop AA 4:40 FT Business $1,640 pp.

2 nights hotel at $600 ea. $1200.

HNL. Manila 11:00 FT Business $4,100 pp.

14 night hotel at $120 ea $1,680.

Manila. BKK 3:20 FT Business $1,020 pp.

Hyatt 30 days hotel at $200 ea. $6,000.

Return hotels.

Manila 1 night $120.

HNL 2 nights = $1200.

LAX 1 night $200.

SUMMARY OF.

$16240 Flights.

$9,600 Hotels.

$10,000. Food & Drink.

$15,000. Entertainment.

$50,840 USD TOTAL.

Your plan is pretty close to what I'm doing now. Makati / Manila was dead so I'd plan less time in Manila and take a trip to Angeles. I don't think Manila is going to improve by October. If you do visit Manila, check out I'm Hotel. It's newish and a few blocks from Burgos. It has a really nice spa attached. Massage is okay. I was able to pay $80 per night for their premier suite, living room and bedroom. See my Makati and Angeles reports for why I'd skip or only spend a few days in Makati. I didn't make it to Subic but you could break up Angeles with a trip to Subic or Boracay from Angeles. Check out iCove Hotel in Subic. On the beach with okay rooms and a nice pool and close to the bars. Penthouse or Central Park in Angeles are usually around $40 to $70 per night and they're both okay hotels. Penthouse is a little newer. There's also a Marriott and Swissotel attached the mall. You'll need a trike or taxi at the end of the night to get back. You can also fly from Angeles to BKK. Sometimes you can get a free layover in Singapore which is a great way to visit the Geylang if its reopened by then. Hot Vietnamese and Chinese girls.

Definitely fly business class. The regular check in for MNL to BKK looked crazy due to verifying all the paperwork for Thailand. I arrived 2 hours before my flight and the line had 60 people and snaked 5 rows back. I was able to walk up, check in and then go to the lounge. Then walk straight from the lounge onto the plane a little after the boarding started. No waiting and no hassles. Make sure you print all your paperwork (insurance, vax, pass, etc) or download everything to your phone before for easy access. At BKK, business class also gets you access to their Fast Track lane for immigration. Again, you walk right through. Only problem is it took forever for my luggage to come out, even with the priority luggage tag.

I'm in Pattaya now, which so far has been great. It's not as lively and the party area has definitely shrunk, but the girls are still the same. Hot 20 yo and 30-50 yo milfs with big fake boobs, fake bods, and fake faces. Whatever you're looking for, you can still find it here. Heading to Bangkok in a week. I like JW Marriott in BKK because it's right next to Nana. I also like Radisson Blu because it's between Soi Cowboy and the Japanese Soi with the blow job and h / e massage places. Prices are less than your budgeted amount for Hyatt ($100 per night sometimes). I'll post a report in Pattaya and Bangkok in a couple weeks when I'm done.

One caution is that packing and flying or changing hotels every week is a hassle. So if you don't need to do layovers I'd skip them. PAL has 14 hour nonstop flights from LA to MNL. They have newish planes with the angled lay flat seats. Food is terrible. I always bring my own. This time I brought Chicfila since I'm going without for a month.

I wouldn't skimp on the hotels. Hotels are super cheap now due to the lack of guests. And some of the people who stay at the budget hotels are not exactly "worldy. " I'm staying at a 4 star "luxury" hotel in Pattaya in one of their best rooms and an Indian couple locked their kids in the hallway for two hours so they could get a nooner. Listening to two kids beg their dad to let them in the room, knocking on the door, and ringing the door bell was super annoying after being up to 4 am. Imagine how bad it might be at a "3 star" or less hotel. I'd also avoid condos unless they have daily room service. Who wants to worry about towels, cleaning, or make your bed while you're on vacation.

For a last hurrah, I wouldn't skimp on anything. Save your money for what? Saving or skimping will only lead to regret, so I'd ring every bell in every bar and barfine the whole bar once or twice and go out a legend and make the cheap charlies start complaining about "PilotPetes" instead of "weekend millionaires".

[Inblr01]

Travelling first time to BKK.

Will be staying for 2 week and may extend.

Please suggest hotels between 20-30 USD range where I can get good vegetarian food in that area. Thanks in advance.

[Sarha Otzar]

Hey,

Has anyone been there? Would be great combination with ordering an escort for couple hours. Also I love the view from the pool.

Suggestions either positive or negative please!

[Axel Heyst]

My brother has a terminal illness and I would like to have a blowout party with him before he is too far gone. It looks like late October before we can go. I plan to break up the travel and go business class. 5 star hotels & babes, liquor & cigars. I've developed this rough budget and welcome your input. I hope I have over-budgeted.

Nonstop to LAX 3:50 FT. Business $1,460 pp.

1 night hotel at $200.

LAX. HNL.

Nonstop AA 4:40 FT Business $1,640 pp.

2 nights hotel at $600 ea. $1200.

HNL. Manila 11:00 FT Business $4,100 pp.

14 night hotel at $120 ea $1,680.

Manila. BKK 3:20 FT Business $1,020 pp.

Hyatt 30 days hotel at $200 ea. $6,000.

Return hotels.

Manila 1 night $120.

HNL 2 nights = $1200.

LAX 1 night $200.

SUMMARY OF.

$16240 Flights.

$9,600 Hotels.

$10,000. Food & Drink.

$15,000. Entertainment.

$50,840 USD TOTAL.

PilotPete, I think you have a solid plan, but allow me to make one suggestion: my long held idea of a "super trip" would include Sao Paulo, BKK & Pattaya, and Jakarta. Check that baby out! I include SP because Brazilian girls there look great and are the best play bunnies in the world and Scandallo is among the finest bordello / nightclubs in the world. I have included Jakarta in my super trip as well because Indonesian girls are smokin' hot and great in bed. Pre-covid my list would also include Macau in my super trip, but as of June, 2022 I have still have not heard word back on the fate of Rio Sauna or Familia Nobre Sauna, which along with Scandallo in SP are my 3 favorite bordellos in the world.

For 5 star quality, girl friendly hotels I recommend the Grand Hyatt or the Renaissance in SP, the Sheraton or the Sofitel in BKK, the Wave Hotel in Pattaya, the Grand Hyatt, the Fairmont, or the Shangri-la in Jakarta, either the Peninsula or Fairmont in MNL and the MGM in Macau.

[Guido88]

My brother has a terminal illness and I would like to have a blowout party with him before he is too far gone. It looks like late October before we can go. I plan to break up the travel and go business class. 5 star hotels & babes, liquor & cigars. I've developed this rough budget and welcome your input. I hope I have over-budgeted.

Nonstop to LAX 3:50 FT. Business $1,460 pp.

1 night hotel at $200.

LAX. HNL.

Nonstop AA 4:40 FT Business $1,640 pp.

2 nights hotel at $600 ea. $1200.

HNL. Manila 11:00 FT Business $4,100 pp.

14 night hotel at $120 ea $1,680.

Manila. BKK 3:20 FT Business $1,020 pp.

Hyatt 30 days hotel at $200 ea. $6,000.

Return hotels.

Manila 1 night $120.

HNL 2 nights = $1200.

LAX 1 night $200.

SUMMARY OF.

$16240 Flights.

$9,600 Hotels.

$10,000. Food & Drink.

$15,000. Entertainment.

$50,840 USD TOTAL.

A couple of suggestions. Don't waste your money flying AA in Biz class. They offer a subpar product with staff that truly does not care about customer service. Instead I would fly Singapore Airlines. Connect in New York and fly the 380 to Frankfurt and spend at least 1 week in the various FKK, s. Then fly Frankfurt to Singapore on the 380 and stop stop for a few days and on to Bangkok. I start to get bored in BKK after a week or so. Explore Pattaya and other Thai locations. Then if you have to visit the Philippines go for it. Very pretty women! Downside is the food and the legendary traffic. BKK has bad traffic but Manilla may have the worst I have seen. Fly home on Singapore or another well rated airline. I am doing this routing in August.

[ShinyCrazy]

Thank you for your thoughtful and compassionate suggestions. Your thoughts sound like exactly what I want for him. I'm confident we can keep him pain free but his stamina may wane.

Where should I shop for a sweet base girlfriend? Independent escorts, Tinder, or

I wish I could give you current info, but my personal knowledge is all pre-COVID. Most of my experiences have been with oily massage places, Thai sexy massage places, and gogos. Of those options, the most "real" and sweet girls are to be found in the Thai sexy massage places. Other options that I know less about are the beer bars and Thai friendly website, both of which have more "normal", less "professional" sex workers. I would bet that your best luck would be with Thai Friendly, but I have no personal experience. You should probably post a request on the main Bangkok or Thailand threads.

[Lefeu]

...I would also incorporate a stopover in Frankfurt to visit FKK Sharks. A warm late summer day with 200 naked girls wandering around is something that every man should experience before he dies. There is nothing like this outside of Europe, certainly not in Thailand...

Actually, there is a place outside Europe that presents the same environment as the FKKs, Macau. It is easier to get to, provided it is open by October, and one gets to sample hundred of girls as well. Probably easier to get to than Europe.

I like the FKKs as well, but prefer 2 different trips, FKKs in the summer, and Asia in the Winter.

[PilotPete]

If I And spend each night in a lascivious threesome. I am jealous. This sounds likes the ultimate end of life.

Thank you for your thoughtful and compassionate suggestions. Your thoughts sound like exactly what I want for him. I'm confident we can keep him pain free but his stamina may wane.

Where should I shop for a sweet base girlfriend? Independent escorts, Tinder, or ……

[Paris4321]

Hi,

Will need some help. Are there any hotels with big size bathtubs near Nana Plaza?

Thank you.

[ShinyCrazy]

My brother has a terminal illness and I would like to have a blowout party with him before he is too far gone. It looks like late October before we can go. I plan to break up the travel and go business class. 5 star hotels & babes, liquor & cigars. I've developed this rough budget and welcome your input. I hope I have over-budgeted.

Nonstop to LAX 3:50 FT. Business $1,460 pp.

1 night hotel at $200.

LAX. HNL.

Nonstop AA 4:40 FT Business $1,640 pp.

2 nights hotel at $600 ea. $1200.

HNL. Manila 11:00 FT Business $4,100 pp.

14 night hotel at $120 ea $1,680.

Manila. BKK 3:20 FT Business $1,020 pp.

Hyatt 30 days hotel at $200 ea. $6,000.

Return hotels.

Manila 1 night $120.

HNL 2 nights = $1200.

LAX 1 night $200.

SUMMARY OF.

$16240 Flights.

$9,600 Hotels.

$10,000. Food & Drink.

$15,000. Entertainment.

$50,840 USD TOTAL.

I neglected to address your budget. If it were me, I wouldn't waste my money on the highest end hotels. Phuket, for example, has some excellent hotels that aren't ridiculously expensive. Remember that your money goes a long way in SE Asia. If you are determined to waste it, you can, but there is no need to stay at a place that costs the same as a high end luxury hotel in NYC. The slightly lower tier hotels are MUCH cheaper. Try searching for the cheapest accommodations in Phuket. Some of them are $20/ night and aren't actually terrible. Very very nice accommodations can be had for less money than you think. Spend the money on the girls. If you are determined to stay put in Bangkok for a month (god forbid) or you partially take my advice and spend a few weeks in one location in the countryside (maybe Phuket), look at Air be&be. A long term stay in a very classy condo is MUCH cheaper than a hotel.

[ShinyCrazy]

My brother has a terminal illness and I would like to have a blowout party with him before he is too far gone. It looks like late October before we can go. I plan to break up the travel and go business class. 5 star hotels & babes, liquor & cigars. I've developed this rough budget and welcome your input. I hope I have over-budgeted.

Nonstop to LAX 3:50 FT. Business $1,460 pp.

1 night hotel at $200.

LAX. HNL.

Nonstop AA 4:40 FT Business $1,640 pp.

2 nights hotel at $600 ea. $1200.

HNL. Manila 11:00 FT Business $4,100 pp.

14 night hotel at $120 ea $1,680.

Manila. BKK 3:20 FT Business $1,020 pp.

Hyatt 30 days hotel at $200 ea. $6,000.

Return hotels.

Manila 1 night $120.

HNL 2 nights = $1200.

LAX 1 night $200.

SUMMARY OF.

$16240 Flights.

$9,600 Hotels.

$10,000. Food & Drink.

$15,000. Entertainment.

$50,840 USD TOTAL.

If I had 6 weeks and was planning an end of life mongering extravaganza for myself, I wouldn't spend a month in Bangkok. Bangkok has great tourist potential for about a week, but a month there would be too much. Even if you like cities, it is loud, hot, and dirty. Also, if it were me, I would spend the entire 6 weeks in either Thailand or the Philippines, but not both. If I chose Thailand, I would spend the first 2 weeks in Bangkok auditioning girls each day for a possible travel girlfriend. I would look for a girl who was truly sweet and cute and loving, who would be my "end-of-life" girlfriend. I would explain to her that I want to travel with her for a month all around the country, helping me enjoy my last days. You should be able to find an earnest and guileless girl who, as a Buddhist, would be honored to play this role. She would guide me in exploring the country during the day. Then each evening, she would help me find a sex companion that we could share together in bed, but at the end, she would always be the central girl of my trip. You could spend a week in the north, exploring the temples of Chiangmai and few weeks in the south exploring the southern islands like Phuket. Even a week in Pattaya visiting the more extreme venues, like Windmill or Kink or Devils Den, would be a great change of scenery and change of mongering options. A month in Bangkok, no thanks.

This plan would give you entry into seeing the "real" Thailand, leave you with daily threesomes that should satisfy every fantasy you could possibly imagine, and also leave you with a lingering heartwarming memory of your special girl. Both love and sex. The best combination.

I would also incorporate a stopover in Frankfurt to visit FKK Sharks. A warm late summer day with 200 naked girls wandering around is something that every man should experience before he dies. There is nothing like this outside of Europe, certainly not in Thailand.

If you prefer the Philippines to Thailand, you could enact the same plan by going to Angeles City for 2 weeks to find your girlfriend, then go to Palawan and Cebu to enjoy the beautiful country. Thai girls are more likely to enjoy the threesomes, but you will need some good auditions to find one that is truly girlfriend material. Filipinas are more likely to be your real girlfriend immediately but get jealous about the threesomes. In general, the top locations for mongering (Bangkok or Manila / AC) are often grungy unpleasant places to stay long term. Once you find your main girl, get out of town!

In short, I would fly to Bangkok via Frankfurt. Stop in Frankfurt for a day or two and visit FKK Sharks. Then fly on to Bangkok. Spend 2 weeks finding your girlfriend. Then spend the next month on the beaches, in the jungles, in the temples, exploring the beautiful land of smiles. And spend each night in a lascivious threesome. I am jealous. This sounds likes the ultimate end of life.

[PilotPete]

My brother has a terminal illness and I would like to have a blowout party with him before he is too far gone. It looks like late October before we can go. I plan to break up the travel and go business class. 5 star hotels & babes, liquor & cigars. I've developed this rough budget and welcome your input. I hope I have over-budgeted.

Nonstop to LAX 3:50 FT. Business $1,460 pp.

1 night hotel at $200.

LAX. HNL.

Nonstop AA 4:40 FT Business $1,640 pp.

2 nights hotel at $600 ea. $1200.

HNL. Manila 11:00 FT Business $4,100 pp.

14 night hotel at $120 ea $1,680.

Manila. BKK 3:20 FT Business $1,020 pp.

Hyatt 30 days hotel at $200 ea. $6,000.

Return hotels.

Manila 1 night $120.

HNL 2 nights = $1200.

LAX 1 night $200.

SUMMARY OF.

$16240 Flights.

$9,600 Hotels.

$10,000. Food & Drink.

$15,000. Entertainment.

$50,840 USD TOTAL.

[Sideshow01]

Had a glance on TA and its infested with many negative reviews for the last month.

Thanks for the reply. Reviews do indeed seem to be dire and suggest that it has reopened without anywhere the required amount of staff. Rebooked this piece of my trip elsewhere (for a hell of a lot more money but first holiday since Covid kicked off so what the hell).

[Sam Sanuk]

Good day, I am a regular in the Cartagena forum. I went to bagkok once about 10+ years ago. I was much younger, barely into this lifestyle, and with older friends that were kind like friends / parents. We went to Chang Mia and pattaya also.

I did get to mess around a little. But very very little.

I searched your forum. But it's a bit daunting. The amount of info is huge! Has anyone created a map? With popular locations for services? And as far as hotel is there a girl friendly list anywhere? I kinda gather Adelphi in Bangkok might be my best? And wave in pattaya?

Please any info Is appreciated. I plan to visit end of August or beginning September.

First, there are two variances to "guest friendly girl friendly" as the terms relate to hotels. First, there are hotels which allow you to bring a girl guest without paying anything extra. Some require the girl to leave her ID at a receptionist or register. But not all. Second, there are the hotels which allow you to bring a guest but at an extra charge of maybe $5-$10 (US). If I am in doubt, I email the hotel and ask directly if there are additional charges. For instance, the Westin said I could bring a guest back, but there would be a 500 baht charge. Booking a room for two can sometimes result in avoiding this extra charge. Aside from these two types, some might not allow guests at all, though I have yet to personally experience that disappointment. In fact, some hotels might find you a bit odd if you come back to your room alone. Ha ha ha.

As to a list of "girl friendly" hotels, a quick Google search of "guest friendly hotels Sukhumvit" resulted in this website: https://www.overseasattractions.com/...ls-nana-plaza/ (I queried "sukhumvit" because it is a stretch of road along which a lot of popular "entertainment" venues are located, such as Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, beer gardens, and massage joints on side streets. Most Bangkok reports here deal with the Sukhumvit area.) Many of the hotels listed are 4* or 4* You can find less expensive alternatives. Suggestion: pick a few of the hotels from the list provided by the above-noted website; Use Agoda.com or another hotel search engine that will bring up a map.

Sam.

[Lefeu]

Good day, I am a regular in the Cartagena forum.

...Has anyone created a map? With popular locations for services? And as far as hotel is there a girl friendly list anywhere? I kinda gather Adelphi in Bangkok might be my best? And wave in pattaya?

Please any info Is appreciated. I plan to visit end of August or beginning September.

Practically all hotels in Bangkok are girl friendly, unlike Cartagena. You don't need to pay a fee to have a girl in your room. The same with Pattaya. Adelphi and Wave are nice hotels.

I have never seen a map with club locations, but it is not a problem. If you read a few pages in the forum, you’ll get the lay of the land fairly quickly.