Cali Reports

[Triple Darknes]

I can definitely see your outlook. And I'm definitely in agreement. This city is Grownman made! I was talking to Gogo. I told him I've been to Cali three times but I've never really pushed it on him.

He's more of a socialite. There's no flirting in Cali. Casas, Bar 20, and that area is where you go if you want sex. You don't go to the clubs or other public social gatherings to chase chicas. No barhopping.

Those things doesn't matter to me; but I know Mr G. He wants a more culturally connected interaction. I can definitely see Mr. E putting this place in his arsenal.

For me this fresh supply of Tender Roni's is heaven. Even in a DR it's rare that I get something new. Quite often it's not worth the bother and I stay with my regulars to avoid disappointments. But here in Cali it's different. These chicas are more greener than a gringo on his first trip to Sosua.

The plug is constantly setting me up. She likes it when Im happy. She hit me up while I was with another chica. She said you promise you wasnt going to get any chica numbers.

I photocopy her a text message of the chica and I conversing. She could read that this was none of her amigas because the girl and I were talking about meeting for the first time.

Then I showed her the conversation of a chica asking for 1,500,000 Pesos. I didnt stutter.
I told her my style is not to hold chicas for long social interactions!

I understand that these girls are young and I dont salsa. Trip turned me onto his plug. She does the footwork. With her constant supply and this Cali medication im loving this place.

If Mr Go-Go likes Periera which is even a smaller city than Cali he'd Love Cali. There's no Hoe Strolls but that doesn't mean that someone with good Spanish couldn't find Tender Roni's looking to make a few bucks with a Gringo If the Gringo is Patient and loves the Chase.

Go-Go would do well in Parque Del Perros or the Boulevard there's plenty of women there and if he can't pull something there there's always the Plug back up plan.

Mr E has been down three or so times in the year that I've been boots on ground he digs it and I think that experienced Mongers who don't need the three H's Hip-Hop clubs, Hoe Strolls and Hennesey would like this place.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[GrownMan1]

I finally caught up with a girl I met on tagged last trip. I liked her because when she could not make it she called me and let me know. She tried to fit in my schedule but I never got around to her.

Anyway she came over and she was gorgeous. Golden dark brown skin with a nice petite shape. I say about 52 120 pounds.

At first, I couldn't get around her gym schedule. She kept showing me pictures of her working out. She knew that just made me want her more. I did not do a morning workout to save my energy for her.

Before she arrived I went to the pharmacy and grab me a Cialis. They were trying to sell me on the generic version that's popular in Colombia. I can get four of them for the price of one Cialis. Sorry mama I am a gringo and I want the gringo brand. Hell it was just nine dollars.

The sexual chemistry between the both of us was worthy of Cuba. I mean she was sweet smelling and willing to do whatever I wanted. And if you never been to Cali; I'll tell you, BBBJ come standard with regular chicas.

I can close my eyes and pick any one of the 5 females (Haven't told you about the next one) I've had sessions with and not lose. Gave her 150 K and a nice department gift.

Later on that evening plug was ready to bring me a New chica. This one wasn't as cute as the rest but I saw the tiger in her eyes. She looked like she had perfect body structure.

When she arrived and got out the car I thank my mongering Spidey senses. In the looks department she was a 5 1/2. Maybe even a five. But she had that Atlanta stripper body but all natural. Her spandex couldn't control her butt cheeks jiggling.

In the room she did not disappoint me. To be quite honest she outdid my TrackStar in Dr on performance. I'm going to call her 50 Cent. That's right she wanted to have sex listening to 50 Cent. This is not the first time for that request.

One thing I can say about her even after I gave her 150 K, she did not ask for my number. I made her squirt for a good 10 seconds. OK I won't be greedy. I'll let the plug be the go to person.

Maid won't be in until in the morning. My sheets are done! Watching a chica squirt all over your bed is some shit you enjoy watching but regret much later. Guess I'll be sleeping on one side of the bed tonight.

[GrownMan1]

All in Cali Cali has the potential to be a great mongering location with a few more mongers putting it on their list of Mongering stops the place will only get better.

Trip.

I can definitely see your outlook. And I'm definitely in agreement. This city is Grownman made! I was talking to Gogo. I told him I've been to Cali three times but I've never really pushed it on him.

He's more of a socialite. There's no flirting in Cali. Casas, Bar 20, and that area is where you go if you want sex. You don't go to the clubs or other public social gatherings to chase chicas. No barhopping.

Those things doesn't matter to me; but I know Mr G. He wants a more culturally connected interaction. I can definitely see Mr. E putting this place in his arsenal.

For me this fresh supply of Tender Roni's is heaven. Even in a DR it's rare that I get something new. Quite often it's not worth the bother and I stay with my regulars to avoid disappointments. But here in Cali it's different. These chicas are more greener than a gringo on his first trip to Sosua.

The plug is constantly setting me up. She likes it when Im happy. She hit me up while I was with another chica. She said you promise you wasnt going to get any chica numbers.

I photocopy her a text message of the chica and I conversing. She could read that this was none of her amigas because the girl and I were talking about meeting for the first time.

Then I showed her the conversation of a chica asking for 1,500,000 Pesos. I didnt stutter.
I told her my style is not to hold chicas for long social interactions!

I understand that these girls are young and I dont salsa. Trip turned me onto his plug. She does the footwork. With her constant supply and this Cali medication im loving this place.

[Triple Darknes]

Because of how I started my mongering career I strongly perfer the Non Pro / semi pro / Single mother. Big Butt Delivery service aka the Snappy Nappy Rappi.

Again I have developed Plugs / connections to almost anything in the city. You need to know where you can get the cheapest food a liquor in the city? I can help. Need a nice apartment in the north or south of the city? I'm your Man. Want Green or that other stuff? I got a guy Want to know where things other than pussy is? I know all.

Want to fuck a pleathora of first time with a Gringo girls? Welll Maybe. I want to help and I get no financial benefit from helping or guiding mongers BUT. I don't want to go out like Cuba Dave. My Plug is not just a Plug she's a friend. There are actually several plugs and the only way it helps me is by me demostrating how beneficial I can be to them. One goofy Monger does something to one of these girls and I'm done with that Plug. I'm not messing up hard won friendships becuase of some wierdo's wierd sexual kinks.

Grown Man is a Good and experienced Monger. He met some faves through my connect that I didn't fuck and probably won't ever fuck and he didn't get the number and stop contacting my plug he still gets chicks through her and gets repeats without her. I'm not getting paid off my connects and I don't expect them to get rich so feel free to contact a personal favorite outside of the connect but don't cut off contact with the plug.

If you want to stop dealing with the Plug imply that you left the city. Switch locations and let the favorita call you when she can.

Going foward anyone can contact me for anything but if you aren't a senior and haven; t posted anything useful on any board I may be reluctant to give you a plug but any other advice I'm still your Man.

Membership has it's priveleges.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

I see what the power of a few positive posts about a place can generate. I'd say around 40 guys have come down and linked with me based off of my posts. As with Grown Man some have even had repeat trips.

I'm glad to do it and I want to see Cali develop more as a Monger haven. That being said it will NEVER be another Medellin Cartegena or Sosua. The reasons is if you look back to my posts from last year and my frustrations with learning Cali Mongering here requires more patience than the average weekend warrior / Point and Click cat has. There's no Hoe strolls, No Parque Llreas, No Clock Tower, No El Conde, and No Pedro Clisante here. I can't show you "Where the Hoe's at?" because it's not like that here.

There's no Hip-Hop clubs. There's only one place in Cali where they don't play Salsa all the time and that Club plays euro trash EDM / Techno music not good EDM but the garbage shit that they would play in bad 80's movies.

Cali is good for experienced Traveling Mongers with at least a fleeting knowledge of Spanish. , It's Not for the first time overseas Monger or even the First timer to Colombia monger (even though this is my first time in Colombia and my Spanish is trash) If you're a budget Monger and you like quality street meat or Casa Girls Cali has some of the cheapest in any second world country. The only place that comes close is Maybe Sao Paulo But Cali is still overall cheaper than Brazil because of the accomodation and food costs (Mr E may know better but he has a zillion trips to both places) You could also Make a case for the Philipines and Thailand but the problem is you'll pay more for the flights there.

Cali is also good for Mongers looking for low mileage to first gringo girls, It's possible with time to get a first professional fuck chica. The only downside is that although low mieage chicas are very user friendly condom optional chicas they don't know how to manipulate a monger to spend way more to hang out with a monger non sexually. She's not going to watch the Rams lose in the forth quarter with you because it wouldn't occur to her to charge you a fortune to hang out with you and pretend to Love you. But they also don't know how to turn a inexperienced monger into. A Western Union noivo too.

There's also a lot of non mongering things to do here to with or without a chica for the long stayer slow traveling monger.

All in Cali Cali has the potential to be a great mongering location with a few more mongers putting it on their list of Mongering stops the place will only get better.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[GrownMan1]

The next day was a repeat. The return of Venus Williams. She gave me a stellar performance. She wanted to have sex off Usher. I'm into old school so I was able to work with her.

It's been a while since a female request are&be for a session. I've been with my regulars so much in the DR I got used to having sex off Haitian music.

I made it past 2 1/2 songs and a commercial. Another outstanding performance. 150 k.

Later on I went to the southside to check Trip out. I like his neighborhood and area. I now see what he means when he says he doesn't really have to come to the north side for anything.

He and I hit the mall and all of a sudden his plug was calling me. She had another young 19 yr Chica with no children. I bullshit you not! Trip and I left the area to go and check her out. I really wasn't in the mood for sex but hey 100 K it's just $25. That's all I was required to pay.

We met them back at my place and when the girl got out the car I was like damn! I don't know who wanted her more me or Trip.

Let's understand Mr. Trip. He has this thing about not being able to use condoms. He has also ran through most of the plugs chicas. For him after two or three sessions with a particular Chica he is done and off to the next.

I'm pretty sure living in Cali for over a year he has his fair share of chicas. Often in his reports you hear him talking about being a Chicas first gringo. He's speaking on the level that many of us vets truly understand and can appreciate. Having access to chicas like these has him spoiled. Young tenders are here and accessible to him but not every day.

After seeing my Chica he quickly wanted to add her in his arsenal. He pulled out his Translator and started communicating with her. I just laughed and said damn Trip can't you wait till I leave?

I understand she was right up both of our alleys. Young and raw. I had to check and take a picture of her ID just in case there was some bullshit.

Trip got so caught up Google translating with my chica; I suggested to him that he take her home because he was killing my vibe and interview. Do you know that my wing man / asshole Trip said, " Well ok I can do that".

I told the chica hey look go ahead and go home with my friend he can't stop talking to you anyway, I'm good. I took two away and thought; "oh wait a minute" fuck you Trip. I'm not going to let you spoil my catch. This first timer was a gift to me from your plug.

You haven't met her two minutes and you're trying to add her to your arsenal like I don't see you lusting over her. Trip caught himself and apologized. He said he was about to grab her ass from normal reflexes. I left Trip and the plug headed to my room with the chica.

Sidenote: every time the plug brings a Chica over she always says she's hungry. The first time we had the search somewhere for them to eat. Once they finish eating; the plug did ask me was I going to pay for their dinner I said no but pay for it anyway. The next time she brought a girl over, again she's was hungry. Now this chica claiming she was hungry so I bought her something. Once we got in the room we had a session and she never ate the food.

When we were buying the food; I asked Chica what does she want. She did not want anything expensive it was maybe three dollars, but she tried to buy two. Prior to her making the purchase I saw the plug whispering in her ear. I understand enough Spanish so when the cashier said is that all she said yes two orders and I said firmly no one order.

OK back at my place. This young Chica let's called her the nurse. She showed me how she has online courses with some university. And she was going to be busy tomorrow because of her classes. She was brown toned, about 5'9 150. She had a nice solid youthful athletic built. Trip will probably knock her off tomorrow but I'll get to break her in today.

The session was everything I needed it to be. These girls don't know quit however I do. I'm good for a good 15 to 18 minutes and it's a wrap. I gave her 150 K and a nice departing gift.

I know Mr E I tipped her 50 K half of her bill. I just chalked it up as transportation fees because she did not ask for any when she was leaving.

Trip and I went up to bar 20. It's just the local hang out bar neither Trip or myself was really into Casa or bar Chicas. While in the bar we did what 80% of the guys were doing. Drinking and playing with their cell phones. It's funny they were asking half of what I paid for my Chica's and I still did not want any of the bar Chicas.

We took a stroll around the area to window shop at the SW. I definitely see some doable ones if I was interested. We did small talk with a few. 50 K was the asking price. Damn cheaper than Cuba was five years ago.

[GrownMan1]

Cali.

Arrived in Cali Colombia. I needed this break up from the DR. My man Cooley was in the DR and I almost went to hang with him, but I had a change of plans. For some reason Cali was calling me.

The last time I was in Cali all of my performances with Chica's were 8 and better. It's amazing a random group of chicas can hang with my Dominican regulars in overall performance.

I kept three or four numbers of chicas the last time I was here and my man Trip turned me on to his plug. I bought a one-way trip and was going to let fate decide how I move.

My man Trip had gave me the game plan with his plug. 50 k pesos for her and 100 k pesos for her friend. That's about $37 US.

The plug was sending me pictures of chicas she could introduce me to. The deal was I gave her 50 K when she arrives with the girl and then I give the Chica 100 K when she's done.

She made me promise not to try and get the girl number. I promised her and decided right then I was not going to get any chicas numbers. However I was going to give my number out if I ran across a winner.

The plug was ready to serve me her first Chica. I paid 20 K for the cab ride. The plug gets out the car with a 6'1 Amazon. This girl was tall slender with a fat ass. She was built like Venus Williams. All I could say is damn I love this country.

To make a long story short the Amazon gave me A performance of a franchise player. I gave her a nine. She almost got a 9 1/2. No one gets a 10.

I gave her 100 k and a nice bodysuit that she loved. Of course I did not take her number but she did take mine. She's calling right now wanting to spend the night.

The plug ask me how was the chica and I told her she was so so. I forgot to tell you that Chica and I went on the balcony and smoke some of that Cali medication and she got a little too high. We almost did not go through with the session.

She told me she will feel better if her friend could sit in my apartment while she has a session with me. Sorry mommy that's not happening. I am only dealing with one female at a time in my room.

The plug told me she was going to bring another Chica at 5 o'clock. This young 19-year-old with no kids gets out the taxi. Hell yes.

To make a long story short it was another great performance. Of course I did not take her number but she sure took mine. I'm going to call her the creamer. She could not believe she cream so much over my condom. She left with a smile and a departing gift.

The plug asked me was I ready for another Chica. Sorry Mami no more Leche. My repeat's in Cali have been blowing up my WhatsApp. I have to find time for them.

[Naked Gunz]

Sorry, the "late night" question in my previous comment was to the previous user's comment about having no safety issues when they visited Cali. Wasn't sure if that applied to being out at night too."Taxi line" are just the yellow cabs outside at the airport right? I was either going to do that, Uber, or just do the shuttle.

My flight was delayed 2 and a half fucking hours from MIA, so I got into Cali after around 11 I think, so there were very few taxis around, and my Uber came from Palmira just to get me. So if you can use the Uber delayed pickup feature, or have that hotel come and get you. I was the last person at the airport to get some sort of a ride around midnight.

[Triple Darknes]

Not familiar with Colombian politics, but my understanding is last year there were a lot of riots, especially in Cali, after the elections. Do you guys think the same will happen right now? I'll be in Cali July 1 - 4.

No besides if there were civil unrest it would've happened now.

Dude got elected yesterday won't take office until August the other guy conceded and automatically becomes a senator.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Orion4]

Not familiar with Colombian politics, but my understanding is last year there were a lot of riots, especially in Cali, after the elections. Do you guys think the same will happen right now? I'll be in Cali July 1 - 4.

[Triple Darknes]

Yep. One of my girls is angry. She said he won because people think he is going to give them a bunch of free stuff.

I had one of my girls literally text me saying that her Vice President is Black and her Lambo is Blue.

[Orion4]

The time of night shouldn't matter much, maybe it's 5 k more. Since it will be late at night, you're a newbie, and your Spanish is poor (I'm assuming), I repeat that I think the easiest thing for you to do is take the taxi line. Write the address on a sheet of paper or take screenshot on your phone. They should quote you 50 k to 60 k. You can do InDriver, but you'll need Colombia cell service and then to meet the drive and ride in an unfamiliar car. There are also much fewer of them late at night. You can take the bus to the bus station (sketchy late at night) and then flag a taxi, but that's a lot at night in an unfamiliar city to save $8 to $10 (not something I think is worth it).

Just do the f-ing taxi line. It's $15 USD for a 35 to 40 minute ride.

Unless it is a higher end hotel, them quoting you in USD should throw off some alarms. When they see an American they see an ATM, pure and simple. All discussions should be in COP if you can.

My two pesos.

Sorry, the "late night" question in my previous comment was to the previous user's comment about having no safety issues when they visited Cali. Wasn't sure if that applied to being out at night too.

"Taxi line" are just the yellow cabs outside at the airport right? I was either going to do that, Uber, or just do the shuttle.

[Chicago85]

What about late at night?

Also, what is the aversion towards being quoted in USD? I've seen that around here a lot. It seems people say when they quote you in USD, it means they're trying to rip you off, but couldn't they just see that you're american and did the math for you?

The time of night shouldn't matter much, maybe it's 5 k more. Since it will be late at night, you're a newbie, and your Spanish is poor (I'm assuming), I repeat that I think the easiest thing for you to do is take the taxi line. Write the address on a sheet of paper or take screenshot on your phone. They should quote you 50 k to 60 k. You can do InDriver, but you'll need Colombia cell service and then to meet the drive and ride in an unfamiliar car. There are also much fewer of them late at night. You can take the bus to the bus station (sketchy late at night) and then flag a taxi, but that's a lot at night in an unfamiliar city to save $8 to $10 (not something I think is worth it).

Just do the f-ing taxi line. It's $15 USD for a 35 to 40 minute ride.

Unless it is a higher end hotel, them quoting you in USD should throw off some alarms. When they see an American they see an ATM, pure and simple. All discussions should be in COP if you can.

My two pesos.

[Mr Enternational]

Hopefully Petro wins then the exchange rate will go to 4500 pesos per dollar and everything will be even cheaper than it already is.

Yep. One of my girls is angry. She said he won because people think he is going to give them a bunch of free stuff.

[Gabacho]

Today is Colombia's Presidential Election. They are probably counting the ballots now. Its Gustavo Petro, a leftist, versus Rodolfo Hernandez, a more moderate candidate. I just hope there is peace and tranquility in the country after the ballots are counted and the winner announced.

Hopefully Petro wins then the exchange rate will go to 4500 pesos per dollar and everything will be even cheaper than it already is.