Pattaya Reports

[CaliGuy33]

Went to run some errands then decided to stop in to this massage shop on Pattaya Klang where a Thai Friendly chick I have been talking to a couple of days works. When I pulled up I did not see the girl and the lady who I found out later was the owner and the girl's cousin kept trying to talk me into a massage. I got off my bike and went inside.

There was my girl inside getting a foot massage. I sat around talking shit with the ladies then it started pouring down raining. Part of my shit talking was that I liked the shop owner. Finally decided to go up with my girl for a Thai massage. Not good at all. It was the same as one of those rip off deals you would get in America.

At the end she started asking how she could help me relax. I said by going to get your cousin up here. Long story short she wanted 1000 but as I have told this board time and time again 500 is the price. She said okay but pay the shop 200 too. I said of course. We took her clothes off and she got to sucking. She said do you have condom? I said do you have condom? She said no. Then she tried to climb on top but it would not fit. I laid her down to fuck her that way to get her wet then I let her climb on top again. Splash! Handed her 500 and went downstairs to pay the other 200. She said next time she would come stay with me overnight. Except it would be better if her cousin did it.

So correct me if I'm wrong, the 200 was to the house for the 'massage' and the 500 was to her for FS?

[Mr Enternational]

The other morning I went to check on some stuff I am having made. I left there and passed a massage shop. Inside I saw a chick that I liked so I made a you-turn. The chick came outside to talk to me. I don't know what happened but she just left and went back inside like she was getting away from me.

I got off my bike and went inside. I told another lady who turns out is her sister that the chick just left me. I said I wanted her to give me a foot massage. At the end of the massage we traded whatsapp. This chick is Muslim and lives in Dubai with her father and is mixed Uzbek and Thai. She has not been to Thailand in 4 years and came to visit her family for a few weeks.

I wanted to see her when she got off that day but she was bullshitting around. I think it was the next day when she told me to come get her at midnight when the shop closed. She told her sister that we were going to the beach and she would be gone 2 hours.

I was about to take a ride to Jomtien but she said fuck that. She wanted to see Walking Street. I parked and we walked from one end to the other with me showing her everything. She was all over me like a girlfriend. Walking back we stopped in several discos so I could show her. Ibar, Myst, Republic. I was walking behind her in iBar and chicks kept pulling on me.

I was itching to go to the new Indian disco. It was hard and there were some fine ladies in there (matter of fact I think I will go there now), but she was like lets get out of here because there are too many Indian people. We went to 808 and that was her cup of tea. We both had soda water. We sat romancing until the 2 hours that she told her sister was up. She wanted us to take a picture but made me take it with my phone. She said her sister would be upset if she is at a disco. Didn't matter because at that point she realized she had left her phone in the shop anyway.

2 nights ago she decided that she would come sleep over without telling her sister anything. I picked her up from work and she immediately went and took a shower and washed that Arabic style makeup off. I said who the fuck are you. She tried to sleep in normal clothes but I said you are not getting in my bed with street clothes and gave her a t-shirt.

She was trying to play that role at first. Then she was like I will just make you finish. I do not want you to do anything to me. She used her hand and mouth. That did not work then we fell asleep. About 4 am she along with the freak in her woke up and it was game on! That pussy was so wet that I thought I was back in the Navy. She has gone to see family in Nakornnayok so I have breathing room. But every 5 minutes she writes that she misses me and wants hugs.

[Mr Enternational]

Last night was riding around and rode through Soi Post Office. I saw a chick that I like at a bar. I called her over to my bike. We talked a while and I asked what time she finished work. I told her to come over after the bar closes. We traded Lines.

She hit me up later asking the details. I said 1000. She said ST? I said LT. She said until what time. I said anytime tomorrow. She said 10 am. I said that is cool. She asked if I could give her more though because she has to give money to the bar. I said okay 1200. She woke me up at 9:30 am to take her back because it was her day to clean the bar.

Last night driving home to wait on her I rode through Soi Pothole I stopped at another bar and tried the same thing with another chick. A nosey ass lady that was listening in said you have to pay barfine. I am mamasan. I drove off.

[Mr Enternational]

Went to run some errands then decided to stop in to this massage shop on Pattaya Klang where a Thai Friendly chick I have been talking to a couple of days works. When I pulled up I did not see the girl and the lady who I found out later was the owner and the girl's cousin kept trying to talk me into a massage. I got off my bike and went inside.

There was my girl inside getting a foot massage. I sat around talking shit with the ladies then it started pouring down raining. Part of my shit talking was that I liked the shop owner. Finally decided to go up with my girl for a Thai massage. Not good at all. It was the same as one of those rip off deals you would get in America.

At the end she started asking how she could help me relax. I said by going to get your cousin up here. Long story short she wanted 1000 but as I have told this board time and time again 500 is the price. She said okay but pay the shop 200 too. I said of course. We took her clothes off and she got to sucking. She said do you have condom? I said do you have condom? She said no. Then she tried to climb on top but it would not fit. I laid her down to fuck her that way to get her wet then I let her climb on top again. Splash! Handed her 500 and went downstairs to pay the other 200. She said next time she would come stay with me overnight. Except it would be better if her cousin did it.

[Mr Enternational]

Just like in the western world, aside from truly enjoying sex I would say women who are best in bed have had a wide variety of BFs / long term hook ups thus they have learned a lot.

Not at all. Because a chef has cooked a lot of food, does not mean he will know 1. That I will order steak, 2. How I want the steak cook, 3. What side items I want. Having a lot of sex with other people does not mean someone that steps in the room with you is going to know how you like your sex. Seems like you think everyone's meaning of good in bed is the same.

[Mr Enternational]

Still exist lima lima disco near the nee pier??

No. There is an Indian disco there now. But nobody knows it exists because nobody wants to venture down the deserted part of the street between it and Soi 16.

[Turgid]

I mentioned this before, but there is a disturbing trend among bars in Pattaya, they are having Thai men inside.....

Possibly due to lack of tourists. Apparently, they need to make up for the shortfall.

[LuddeBoy]

Finally back in Pattaya after 4 years. First day in the city after a long travel so I was feeling too lazy to head out and instead checked through TF for someone to come to my room. Found a cute 25 why. O spinner who claimed she just arrived in Pattaya after staying in her hometown since covid started and long time no boom boom.

The way I fucked her or rather the way she fucked me, I certainly believe her LOL. She did a really good blowjob, deep and gagging just like I enjoy it and sex was great too. I didn't cum for a couple of weeks so couldn't hold it in that long but it was still worth the 1500 baht.

Gave her 2000 because she was just amazing. She had surgery done on her boobs earlier in the year she said and they looked great. I prefer natural but they were nice to squeeze too, weren't hard as I expected. I guess there is different kinds of implants? Asked about anal on LINE afterwards if I would meet her again but she said she only does anal if she have a boyfriend LOL.

Great start and looking forward for tomorrow already. I plan to stay a month this time.

[Tvataham274]

Anyone know if / when pattaya-addicts is going to be back up?

[IHeartIpa]

Concerning sexual experience of the ladies, they have all had Thai boyfriends or husbands prior to coming to Pattaya. It only takes a few minutes instruction for them to learn how to deal with customers.

Just like in the western world, aside from truly enjoying sex I would say women who are best in bed have had a wide variety of BFs / long term hook ups thus they have learned a lot. Girls who are the worst probably have had 1 BF and thus they know that way and that's it. The typical backstory for a girl getting into the game is she got knocked up by her Thai BF when she was 15-18, he left her (obviously), and now she needs a way to support the child and her family taking care of the child. They do not have experience, and that's why they are such starfish when they start out.

[Dupont88]

I remember my best years at marine disco from 1995 for about ten years.

Only stairs to go up.

After the 1997 economic crises baht go down.

At the entrance in far left the ladyboy but after a while throws them away for making a lots of problem.

Was a real disco.

But after they but table and stalls and the disco finished.

Still exist lima lima disco near the nee pier??

[Mr Enternational]

Just thank God infection is all you get or have aside from that if they ever arrive in an ambulance the ride alone will be 3000 baht, and if you need them to attach a finger emergency good luck! I know ex-pats who work at this hospital as liaisons and another on Soi 4, in town, both their daily morning briefing is how many test quotas they need to break even.

You are good for in and out, just hope you never have to stay there. When I had a foot injury in 2015 they tried to make me stay overnight. I remembered my friends saying if you ever have to stay it will cost $500/ day. I told them no thanks, I only live around the corner and can come back tomorrow. They got mad, but the bill was only 1000 baht.

Better luck if you are a Thai. A buddy's girl is just getting over cancer. He said when she was first diagnosed he had taken her to that hospital and had to pay 15,000 baht. When they found out the problem they started going to the government hospital in Sri Racha every week and they never had to pay anything.

[Explorer8939]

I mentioned this before, but there is a disturbing trend among bars in Pattaya, they are having Thai men inside, in some cases, employing them.

There are some potential issues with having Thai men in Farang bars:

1) Thai ladies often feel embarrassed if they see Thai men, especially if the ladies are naked or playing with customers.

2) Some ladies will want to hook up with the Thai men after work. Once they are in a relationship, if they go with customers, the Thai man may react poorly.

3) Some Thai men are close enough to the police that can call the police about infractions, and get a cut of the resulting payoffs. Typically, when alerted to, as an example, illicit nudity, the police will raid the bar, and close it until they are paid.

[LittleBigMan]

I'm in Pattaya, back from some misadventures in Cambodia and the Philippines- really wish I had just skipped all that tbh. Most likely it was Angeles City where I caught what I initially thought was Bacterial Conjunctivitis due to the extremely acute symptoms, but subsequent doctors have identified the malady as viral, probably an adenovirus- which would at least explain the duration (2 weeks of hell). The infection had complications, turning my immune system against my own eye, which caused a corneal abrasion in one eye that has resulted in blurry vision. The experience has been awful, to say the least. I am in no rush to return to Philippines after this.

Yesterday I visited the Pattaya Bangkok Hospital on the advice of one of my lady friends and had an excellent experience. The facility is clean, expansive, up to all first world standards, and the staff and doctor were excellent, knowledgeable, and professional. My doctor calmed me and assured me the abrasion should likely heal within a week and was able to show me images on the monitor, etc. She also removed a protein membrane that had built up over the cornea and conjunctiva which was wild to see come out of my eye. Total damage for consult, removal and prescriptions was 3000 baht. I'm sure in a North American hospital it would've been at least 5 times this, and much more of a hassle. I was in and out like a breeze.

I was strictly ordered not to wear contact lenses, so for the next week or so I will be mongering with my coke bottle glasses, which is definitely a handicap, but then again it is low season so maybe it equals out. Nerds can be sexy too with enough baht.

Mostly I just wanted to post about my positive experience at Bangkok Pattaya Hospital in case other guys are in need of medical attention.

RS.

Certainly, the hospital is to impress but being 5-star looking doesn't mean you will get 5-star treatment. There is a Darkside to the medical system and treatment particularly here in Pattaya which I know and experience for over 15 years. When I visited for short trips like you and many your story is how it came across to me whenever I needed something " SMALL " and thank your lucky star that is all you need or get when visiting.

The small cost you experience here in the short term is what many leave raving about the cost comparing it to treatment and cost in the West. But I can tell you stories first hand that I have experience and experiences of other Expat first hand at Expat and sports clubs I've been associated that what you see on the surface isn't the true extent of the system here.

When I use the phrase " cookie-cutter " these are infections, STDs, accidents wounds or cuts, full physical examines to attract medical tourists, laser surgery, angioplasty heart procedures, knee replacement, and hip, these are as common here and push because it is simple like going into a dentist and getting your teeth clean.

Illusion? I have many family members who are Doctors who practice in different fields retired and current and biased but when it comes to medicine in West Thailand can't hold a candle for cost there are many things associated with high cost make no mistakes there are problems but they don't look at you like an ATM the way these hospitals when service goes beyond just an infection.

Just thank God infection is all you get or have aside from that if they ever arrive in an ambulance the ride alone will be 3000 baht, and if you need them to attach a finger emergency good luck! I know ex-pats who work at this hospital as liaisons and another on Soi 4, in town, both their daily morning briefing is how many test quotas they need to break even. The greatest worry for Expat like myself when you reach the age and point of no return is what to do if you really get sick and no matter how much one says it won't happen to me lying to yourself it will happen just like you are born and will die getting sick is what happens in the middle!

Stay safe everyone and hope you never need more than a bacteria cleaning!

[RakSopheni]

I've been laying low recovering from my conjunctivitis- good news is the infection has finally cleared, however blurry vision remains in one eye.

As for mongering, I've seen a provider I know from earlier this summer a couple times and took a hot, young spinner with nice fake tits from thaifriendly (wanted 1500 for condom but agreed to 2000 baht for BBFS, CIP), but my sex drive remains low due to generally being bummed about having vision loss (hopefully temporary) in one eye, and walking around with super thick glasses that aren't even really a good prescription for my eye that does work.

If not for my current situation I would say this is an ideal time to be in Pattaya- there are not a lot of punters around, but all the girls remain so it's a good ratio. Thaifriendly girls in particular seem eager to close deals. I think my activities will remain subdued until my health improves, but I feel like Pattaya has plenty to offer in the meantime- I enjoy going to the gym, cafes, walking on the beach, etc. After having just come from Angeles City and Phnom Penh I would say Pattaya is far superior to both in terms of mongering and also daily life activities, amenities and comfort. It's also incredibly cheap.