2004 Pattaya Reports

[Freeler]

Foxeshunter,

Jakarta is the capital of the biggest *****house in the world.
It is cheaper than Pattaya.
But the food in Pattaya is way better.
So it's Pattaya.

[Frankfurter]

This is a really nice girl, which a had a few weeks back on my last trip to the LOS. She works at the "Pumpstation" BJ bar, but I took her on motorcycle trips and home to the battlefield apartment on her free days. Really cute, I liked her a lot, great BBBJ skills, fucking is so-so.
Her name is Vi.

[NZ Mike]

Foxeshunter,

Theres no town better than Pattaya on the planet for everything,

Its got it all. Food, Fun, Beaches, Climate and Thousands and Thousands and Thousands and Thousands and Thousands of great looking young women.

Jakarta has got the women but forget the rest.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Buenos Aires?

[Duniawala]

Pattya

[FoxesHunter]

Pattaya or Jakarta?

Hi,
I will make a stop in Bangkok and Jakarta the next month.
I like to have fun for a week and to make many fucks.
In your opinion which town is better between Pattaya and Jakarta?
If you have visited both towns, can you give me your advice?
thanks

[RasSpewtin]

Two Starfish and a Yummy Mommy: Chapter 1

Every trip to LOS I try to have at least one experience with a stunner and at least one with a non-Pro (ie, a “normal” Thai girl, if there is such a thing). The former is sometimes just a “trophy f*ck”, while the latter is a test of my pickup skills. This trip, I managed one stunner, one non-Pro, and one near miss. This report is about the stunner.

First the stunner. She was 21, and worked as a reception girl in one of the beer bars just off of Soi 2. Very, very pretty, and an absolutely gorgeous smile. She claimed to only having worked a couple of weeks (yeah, OK), and seemed quite shocked when I asked if I could bf her. She said that she didn’t do this kind of thing often (yeah, OK). I promised that I would be gentle, and also offered her a stopover at the Bamboo Bar on the way to the hotel. She smiled and agreed, and off we went to watch some perfectly mundane music at the Bamboo Bar. That long-haired Thai singer guy has the uncanny ability to remove every trace of emotion from all of the Farang songs that he sings. I was tempted to call 911 and have them check his pulse.

I tried in vane to get Stunner to dance. “I shy”, she said. “I not shy”, I replied. And so we sat and watched the band, exchanging pleasant smiles every 2.4 minutes until it was time to adjourn to the f*ck dungeon, errr….I mean to my hotel.

Stunner was indeed shy, and it took me 32 minutes of patience after her shower to get her to remove that damn towel. (If I wanted patience, I woulda been a doctor). Another 30 minutes of foreplay to get her wet. Stunner was tight, too tight. And she was clearly overwhelmed by my size inside her. Feeling less than inspired, I realized that it was time for me to fantasize my way to the Big O. Then it struck me. She was the girl in my babysitter fantasy. Even her clothes that evening fit the role. So into the role I stepped. Stunner’s Engish was minimal, so suspecting that she would answer “Yes” to any question I asked, I started to get verbal.

“Did you put the kids to bed?”
“Yes”.
“Good, I don’t want them to see Daddy f*cking the babysitter”.
“Yes”.
“Did you forget to take your birth control pill this morning?”
“Yes”.
“Then it looks like you’re gonna have another baby to babysit in about 9 months.”
“Yes”.
“Do you want me to come inside you? Cause I am gonna for sure.” (I was wearing one, guys).
“Yes”.

And with that, I realized an all-time fantasy, and practically filled up the rubber.

She left promptly at 7 that morning, and I reminded myself why I limit myself to one Stunner per trip.

Raz

[RasSpewtin]

Two Starfish and a Yummy Mommy: Chapter 2

See Chapter One for the Prequel. This report is about the near-miss, who also happened to be a Yummy Mommy.

I spotted her at the Bamboo Bar while I was otherwise engaged with Stunner (see Capter One). Long black hair, big tits, long slender legs revealed through a sexy evening gown, and one hell of a direct approach.

As I attempted to chat with Stunner, Near Miss sat in her bar chair and stared at me. A constant stare with obvious intent. When Stunner excused herself to go to the bathroom, I decided to throw all caution to the wind. I walked up to her, and without a word handed her my mobile phone. (I have done this with success in China also). She entered her number and pressed “Call”, ensuring that it was now in my mobile phone book. “I call you tomorrow”, I said, and then returned to my chair before Stunner returned from the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, Near Miss would gesture with the severing of her throat, signaling that I would do well to drop Stunner and do her instead. Nope, I thought, I ain’t gonna waste the bar fine.

The next day I called her, and asked her out to lunch. “I bring my sister, OK?”, she asked. “Sure, you can bring your sister”, I replied, realizing that this was required in order for me to pass the first test. So we went to the mall, and enjoyed a meal of some simple Thai food. Many questions were asked of me by her and sister, and it was clear that I was being evaluated as her new Farang boyfriend.

Then I suddenly realized that I was late in calling one of my Bangkok BGs as I had promised, to set up a f*ck session, er…I mean date, for my return to Bangkok later that week. So I excused myself to go to the bathroom, where I quickly made my call. Unknown to me, Near Miss had followed me to the bathroom, and was listening outside the door. She heard the call, and was now pissed off.

Near Miss immediately turned from boyfriend-interviewer to premature jealous *****. “I not stupid, you know”, she claimed, and the banter went on for an hour before we left the mall. She then made up some story about how she had to be celibate for the Buddha holiday weekend, and I decided that this was not going to work out. She was not about to forgive the phone call.

Later that day, I went to King Kong (see previous post), and happily pounded out my frustrations.

Raz

[RasSpewtin]

Two Starfish and One Yummy Mommy: Chapter 3

See Chapters One and Two for the Prequel. This report is about the second starfish, who also happened to be a “normal” Thai girl.

I met Lek sitting on the beach on my way back from the King Kong bar (see yesterday’s post). Since she was sitting on the beach, I assumed that she was a working girl. But something did not fit. She was much prettier than the average beach road girl, and she just seemed too sweet for that line of work. (But then again, Thai ladies tend to personify that dichotomy).

Lek told me that she worked as a hair dresser near Bangkok, and that she had saved a little money so that she could come with her friends to Pattaya for the Buddha holiday weekend. We chatted for a bit, but being spent and tired we exchanged phone numbers and parted ways, with me assuming that I would not hear from her.

I returned to the hotel for a nap. A couple of hours later my mobile phone awoke me, and it was Lek. She wanted to know what I was doing for the evening, and could she please join me. The way that she asked was just absolutely charming and innocent. I had to say “Yes”. We spent the evening eating and lounging before going to my hotel. Lek seemed a little apprehensive, but she was happy to be with me nonetheless. I was very comfortable with her.

Lek was beautiful, with a warm smile and gentle manner. But she taught me two reasons why I gotta stop picking up the slim girls:

1. They tend to be small and tight, and that hurts my dick after a while.

2. I tend to be too big and strong for them, and that hurts their pussy after a while.

We spent two days together, and only made love once. That may sound odd, but I was pretty much shagged out anyway, and I was really enjoying her sweet company. But in hindsight, I am gonna learn to find the sweet girls that also have a little more meat on their bones.

Raz

[RasSpewtin]

Supmam:

Although I did find that particular experience very annoying, I have nothing in particular against Aussies. The term "football hooligans" has become somewhat popular in North America, because it is our understanding that there is a considerable amount of violence in the stands at some football matches in Europe. In Canada, the violence stays on the ice. Case in point is Todd Bertuzzi, who is generally acknowledged for being an idiot after he purposely gave a member of the opposite team a concussion.

In Canada and North America in general, we refer to people with this type of obnoxious behavior as "rednecks". The Thai ladies tell me that we are generally well behaved when in LOS. However, if you happen to witness any of my fellow countrymen behaving in an obnoxious fashion, please tell them that Raz said their redneck behavior is a disgrace to the maple leaf. Unless, of course, they are hockey players, in which case you may need to keep it to yourself.

Raz

[RasSpewtin]

Raz Goes Ape-Shit at the King Kong Bar

My most memorable experience of my July trip to Pattaya was definitely my twofer at the King Kong. Believe it or not, this was the first twofer in my life. But definitely not my last.

I walked in on Saturday afternoon, and was promptly greeted by Bee. Bee brought me a cold Heineken, and placed her hand firmly on my crotch. “He big”, she said. “That because me took 100mg of Viagra on the bus”, I thought to myself.

Bee rubbed and tugged lightly, and asked if I would like to go upstairs and play. “I think that I would like 2 ladies today, Bee. Is that alright with you?” She jumped up with a smile and ran to her friend Yon. Yon shook her head after Bee asked her. I was briefly disappointed, until Bee ran back and replied that her friend had replied “No” when asked if she was busy.

So now Bee sat on my left and Yon on my right, each taking turns rubbing my crotch and DFKing me. I could think of no good reason not to follow through. The salesmanship was superb. I asked Bee, “Can you smoke lady?” Bee replied, “Sure, I like”. Yon smiled, and said that she liked to smoke lady, too. This was boding very well, me thinks. “You can come mouth me”, said Bee, graciously offering to accept my groin gravy into her little mouth. What a kind offer, I thought.

So out the door we went, over to the 0.5-star hotel next door. After a very thorough and accompanied shower, I reclined on the bed and waited. They both emerged in white towel attire, dropped the linen, and proceeded to tongue bath me. There were tongues everywhere, and I was getting a little dizzy from the intensity of their attentions. I started to kiss Yon, while Bee slurped hungrily on my tool. This is fun, I thought to myself.

I guided Bee’s head toward Yon’s pussy, and Yon began to moan as I kissed her. WHAT A TURN ON! I shifted to the top of the bed, and placed my cock into Yon’s mouth. Now she was moaning while sucking me, which turned me on even more. Life is good. Next it was Yon’s turn to eat Bee, so I placed Bee on her back and opened her wide for Yon. Yon licked hungrily, while I entered her from behind. Yon was a little chunkier than the slender Bee, and she could sustain a significant amount of torque. I pounded her doggy-style with every ounce of my energy. She alternated between licking Bee and shouting out “Oy, Oy……”. After about 5 minutes I couldn’t stand it anymore, the sights and sounds were just too much. I let it rip, and the force of my last thrust sent Yon flying forward as she collapsed onto Bee. The movies don’t get any better than this, I mused.

After a quick shower, they asked if I would like round 2. Duuhhhhhh…..yes, I think that I would. This time it was a double BBBJ, and then I placed Yon on her back and entered Bee from behind as she licked Yon. Bee was really tight, and she winced a little with the hard strokes. I will never forget the naughty giggle and smile that Yon gave me every time I made Bee squeal. Delightful, just f*ckin delightful.

I started to run out of jam, so off came the rubber and it was time for a tag team BBBJ. What a couple of troopers! After a few minutes of this, I asked Bee for a rubber, but she refused, saying “Blowjob no need condom”. So economical of her. “No, Bee. I want to fuck Yon. Give me a rubber, please. She giggled, and handed over the little square package. I gave Yon a good ride in the mish posish, my groin slapping hard against her plump pelvis. Now I was getting tired, and had to accept that pop #2 wasn’t due for another few hours. Time to retire for the afternoon.

They smiled, helped me shower, thanked me for the 200B tip for each of them, and asked me to come back soon. I will, in about a week or so. You bet I will.

Raz

[Supmam]

Raspewtin,

Football Hooligans? We don't play European Football here that much. Call us AFL (Australian Football League) hooligans, that's much more accurate. But what about the drunk and obnoxious Americans and Canadians? Ice Hockey Hooligans? Basketball Hooligans?

Eh whatever, just kidding around.

Your AFL hooligan,

Supmam

[RasSpewtin]

Ouch me:

"Football hooligans" is a good way to describe drunk and obnoxious Europeans and Aussies. I saw one group in Living Dolls Showcase singing some Aussie song so loudly that I could barely hear the music. Very annoying. They didn't impress any of the girls nor the other patrons in the bar. They only impressed each other, which kinda has a gay ring to it.

Raz

[RasSpewtin]

Butterfly Blue:

Some answers for you.

"Seems to be a conflict of info between some of them , some list soi 6 as the bj bar area (pump station) others say soi post office?" <Definitely Soi Post Office.>

Is soi diamond easy to find ? I want to check out Superbaby !! <It is the third or fourth street to your left after you enter Walking Street. There is a sign an the street entry advertising Diamond Gogo.>

I also heard Living dolls has quality girls ? Can anyone vouch for that ? <Living Dolls Showcase has some very good lookers. 2000B LT. Do not confuse with Living Dolls, just down the street. I was not impressed with the latter.>

Has anyone been to Buffalo bar ? Some nice girls there but a bit out of the way on 3rd road , how much to commision a baht bus on average from soi 13 ? 40 - 60 baht? <Yes, Buffalo Bar has a lot of ladies, some are a little older than you might find in most Beer Bars. 60 Baht from Walking Street is about right for a Baht Bus.>

I wont be spending anymore than 1 night each girl if I can help it.
<Good. Keep the market low for cheapskates like me.>

I intend to butterfly , In patong i always tell them I'm butterfly & be honest with them to try & cut down on potential jealousy.
Is this a wise stategy in Pattaya ? <Sure, tell them you are a butterfly, but I think that it may cut down a little on their performance. I tell them that I am a repeat offender for girls with great service, which is true.>

[Ouch Me]

After reading reviews of Pattaya, I've added it to my itinerary. What does all this "Football Holligans" refer to or mean?