Phuket Reports

[Vendelo]

It is a bit of a travel for you this one, so there are sure to be legit ones closer along Beach Road.

But I find Massage by Ked 1 (they have 4 shops across Phuket) awesome.

Look up Google, it is in Soi Pisitkoranee.

Another thought is Vayo Massage, its along Beach Road, and is where I get my Hollywood waxing done.

All professional as no one has also agreed to a post was handjob even.

About 100 metres down Soi Post Office Thaweewong Road off Beach Road.

Thanks! Do they require draping or may I let the dead rat hang loose?

[Vendelo]

So the young MILF that I described below, asked if I'd like to take home her Isan friend. The three of us hung out last night on Bangla.

I'd be an idiot to say no. So after confirming the MILF would be ok with me banging her friend in the same bed we would all share, I said lets do this.

Kissing one while buried deep in the other is what dreams are made of.

I think I will repeat nightly for my remaining days here.

Anyhoo, carry on!

[Vendelo]

FWIW, Jungceylon is boarded up. I went there for free air con while walking around. Also, Central across the street is also closed.

[Jjfendel]

I just discovered my "go to" massage shop in Patong closed thanks to covid. They provided a very good legit massage (no extra services). Sometimes I need a legit massage. Is there a shop someone can recommend in Patong? I've been to that luxury salon in Jungceylon before so hoping to find another shop. Thanks.

Next to the Yorkshire Inn on Soi Sansabai is Sansabai Massage (http://www.sansabai-massage.com). Always had a great experience there.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I arrived in Phuket yesterday. Brought my Samui Isan FL; will send her home in a few days and enjoy the rest of my stay alone.

I asked the cabbie on the way to my hotel about the tourists in Phuket now. He said Indians (sorry ladies! LOL), Arabians (his exact word so not sure which country or countries), very little Chinese, a few Koreans, and some Euros.

If you know where Maximum gym is located, the outdoor restaurants adjacent to the gym are now gone and in there place are bars. That sucks because I love to work out at Maximum and then go next door to eat a whole goddamn steamed fish.

FWIW, my girl is 36 and not 28 as advertised. Not a big deal to me especially since I also shaved 8 years off on my TF profile.

She doesn't care about age, looks, fatness. She cares about the heart (and of course the money). She's been freelancing for 5 months. She invited me to her home in Isaan to meet the family. Who wants to be my best man?

Happy to be your best man.

But I doubt I should be rushing out to buy and air ticket to Isaan.

I think you're a bit wiser than that.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

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[ThaiGoodTimes]

First, I went to see if my three girls are still working at their massage shops on Thawewong Road just past Bangla Road. I haven't seen them since '19. One girl was a young Isan girl that I starfished. Rare for me to finish while wrapped up but she was so good looking that I didn't last long 555.

Anyway, it looks like they're all gone.

Then I walked along Thanon Ratuthit Songroipi Road between Bangla and Prachanukhro Road. There's probably 10-15 shops. 99% of the ladies were LBs or grannies. There was one cute girl but she was fixated on her phone as I walked by. She saw my smile but was too busy on her phone. I really doubt she will have one customer today. Her shop had about 6-7 girls all working the point (standing in front greeting customers) while she sat behind them..

Yes, not likely many of the same girls are here, unless they came back.

Also, the change in owners and names of massage shops along that area was huge.

Very few operators are back in the same shops and places, hence your "girls" could well be still thereabouts in different shops if they came back.

Arab barbers were always a thing, but more sprung up during covid as a way of making some repeating income / money of the many Arabs that managed to afford to stay.

I won't mention why they might have been able to afford to stay and be customers, but they were able to.

And then add in Arab travelers who were some of the first to return so a lot of new one sprung up.

Yes, that strip down the southern end of the beach became an absolute ghost town, not a shop open, during covid.

So it was pretty much totally redeveloped when tourism restarted.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Just on massages. For those recent vistoris what is the going rate for extras on top of the massage nowadays?

Haven't been to thailand since COVID and even then it's nearly a decade since I have been to Phuket.

Wheels up in 20 days.

It is all here, so I could politely say RTFF.

Instead I will say, please do some reading and then ask specific questions related to service desired and location you will be staying, as rates vary significantly across areas of Phuket.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I just discovered my "go to" massage shop in Patong closed thanks to covid. They provided a very good legit massage (no extra services). Sometimes I need a legit massage. Is there a shop someone can recommend in Patong? I've been to that luxury salon in Jungceylon before so hoping to find another shop. Thanks.

It is a bit of a travel for you this one, so there are sure to be legit ones closer along Beach Road.

But I find Massage by Ked 1 (they haev 4 shops across Phuket) awesome.

Look up Google, it is in Soi Pisitkoranee.

Another thought is Vayo Massage, its along Beach Road, and is where I get my Hollywood waxing done.

All professional as no one has also agreed to a post was handjob even.

About 100 metres down Soi Post Office Thaweewong Road off Beach Road.

[Vendelo]

I met up with a young MILF that I TF-ed. We met at her bar on Bangla. Holy fuck she was more beautiful in person tho she did have butt bigger than I like. Bought all the girls an LD and played some games for money. That's how you score points with you bar girl. She will appreciate your dropping some THB at her bar.

I then BFed her, drank beers and shot pool, and took her back to my suite at Bliss. Sexy time before sleep and once again in the morning. Isan skin!

Then she asked if I wanted to go shopping for clothes with her. I said yes because it would be an interesting experience for me. We went to some shopping street about 5 min from Bangla. She chose a few dresses and as she pulled out her cash to pay I told her I would take care of it. I deliberately waited to see if she was going to pay just out of curiosity. Nice girl. I'll be BFing her tonight.

[Jqqmitch]

Just on massages. For those recent vistoris what is the going rate for extras on top of the massage nowadays?

Haven't been to thailand since COVID and even then it's nearly a decade since I have been to Phuket.

Wheels up in 20 days.

[Vendelo]

First, I went to see if my three girls are still working at their massage shops on Thawewong Road just past Bangla Road. I haven't seen them since '19. One girl was a young Isan girl that I starfished. Rare for me to finish while wrapped up but she was so good looking that I didn't last long 555.

Anyway, it looks like they're all gone.

Then I walked along Thanon Ratuthit Songroipi Road between Bangla and Prachanukhro Road. There's probably 10-15 shops. 99% of the ladies were LBs or grannies. There was one cute girl but she was fixated on her phone as I walked by. She saw my smile but was too busy on her phone. I really doubt she will have one customer today. Her shop had about 6-7 girls all working the point (standing in front greeting customers) while she sat behind them.

I strolled down Bangla around noon. A few bars were open. Sad to see many places from 2019 did not survice Covid. The world really needs to make China pay.

Not sure if they existed pre-covid but I saw many Arab-owned barber shops. 300 THb for a men's haircut.

Lastly, on Prachanukhro Road between Maximum Fitness and the ocean, its all bars now. You may recall there were some restaurants. They're all gone. And the ladies in the new bars? Very average. I only saw one cute girl whom I hope to fuck before I go home.

[Vendelo]

I just discovered my "go to" massage shop in Patong closed thanks to covid. They provided a very good legit massage (no extra services). Sometimes I need a legit massage. Is there a shop someone can recommend in Patong? I've been to that luxury salon in Jungceylon before so hoping to find another shop. Thanks.

[Vendelo]

How would you plan your trip. First time in SEA, I will be in Thailand for a full week and debating on where to go. I will be landing the 14th and staying until the 20. Was debating on breaking up my trip between BKK, Pattaya, and Phuket but thinking about it some more don't know if it's worth doing all that traveling. So I read through most of the trends but didn't have too much time since work has been too busy to do extensive research. But can someone please tell me what would you do in my shoes. The motive for this trip is just fucking as many ladies as possible anywhere from 2-3 a day. I know most of the pricing for ST and LT so don't need help with that. Just need to decide what cities to stay at and for how long. I honestly do not care that much about beach vibes since I will be in Bali and also recently stayed at high end restore so not looking for too much relaxing. What I am looking for however are nice massage parlors (that give good massages, soap showers, and FS) since my plan is to do this everyday, then going on a date for lunch / dinner and just walking around with someone, and at night hunting for a different females. One thing about me is I do not drink and going bar hopping and gogo bars to buy girls drinks before I even decide to take them home is a waste of money. I don't mind doing it if it's required of me when in the bar but would preferable not want to, unless you guys really recommend me to experience it. The final question is, is it too late to download TF and tinder since I would be going there in a week or is it a waste of time and energy. I am not looking for freebees but I also won't mind actually finding someone that I can vibe with and get food with and walk around then fuck. Since I will be solo on this trip and am in my mid 20's.

You don't have time to travel to 3 cities over 6 days so drain your nuts in BKK.

I'm a longtime TF user / abuser. Its not too late because Thai girls mostly respond to guys currently in Thailand. Hence, recommend you change your location to BKK and pretend you are in BKK now.

To flush out the FLs from the BF-seekers, just say "Hi! I'm in BKK now, are you looking for a boyfriend, friend or husband?

The freelancers will respond with "customer. " Then get their Line. Then paypal me US $500.

[Vendelo]

I arrived in Phuket yesterday. Brought my Samui Isan FL; will send her home in a few days and enjoy the rest of my stay alone.

I asked the cabbie on the way to my hotel about the tourists in Phuket now. He said Indians (sorry ladies! LOL), Arabians (his exact word so not sure which country or countries), very little Chinese, a few Koreans, and some Euros.

If you know where Maximum gym is located, the outdoor restaurants adjacent to the gym are now gone and in there place are bars. That sucks because I love to work out at Maximum and then go next door to eat a whole goddamn steamed fish.

FWIW, my girl is 36 and not 28 as advertised. Not a big deal to me especially since I also shaved 8 years off on my TF profile.

She doesn't care about age, looks, fatness. She cares about the heart (and of course the money). She's been freelancing for 5 months. She invited me to her home in Isaan to meet the family. Who wants to be my best man?