Pattaya Reports

[CaliGuy33]

What soapies you guys recommend?

None. Waste of money, little value in going to a soapie.

[EihTooms]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtODmgP4Lm8

G Mans club Bongkot.

Girl in Hilights is being advertised as Cheap. I don't believe it. She is EZ 3,000 baht quality.

Either she is Clueless or Farang is bait and switching.

Can someone go and have Boom Boom with Her. See actual pricing.

Yep, if that girl provides no hassle BBFSCIP / Real Sex for 3,000 baht I will have to totally reassess my opinion of Pattaya and head back down there ASAP.

However, I strongly suspect the reality at crunch time would be wildly different from that. The owner waved off and discouraged any discussion, apparently whether video recorded or not, of 'stuff." I'm guessing the "stuff" is exactly the topic of a customer having sex with those girls.

Instead, he wants customers to think of his girls as "family" with whom to "relax" and "have (family-friendly?) fun."

OK. Until proven otherwise, I would bank on zero sex happening with either of those girls, who were likely hired for show and to have drinks only. I won't be dropping everything, cancelling my dates in Bangkok to rush down to Pattaya anytime soon.

[LittleBigMan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtODmgP4Lm8

G Mans club Bongkot.

Girl in Hilights is being advertised as Cheap. I don't believe it. She is EZ 3,000 baht quality.

Either she is Clueless or Farang is bait and switching.

Can someone go and have Boom Boom with Her. See actual pricing.

The guy making this video is one of the more reliable guys when it comes to price when many will show you a nice girl of a place but never mention anything about money or prices.

As for the girl certainly, as you noted out of place for a GC, in general, many times they come working at places like this because they are kind of fresh off the farm or just starting working or knowing someone is very important to them. Also in general, if you are thinking this way so are others, especially the older ex-pats they will jump on and off her like white on rice if she does with customers. Many times even in this video, the owner or owners are warned and they put up eye candy. It is also she might be there just for drinks and don't go with customers I'm not a big visitor of GC, I don't like being the only one or two in these clubs even today when things are picking up. Nevertheless, by the way she looks like many places on the Darkside from my experience she will move on to greener pasture soon if not already.

[Mongering1]

My fun level has been steadily rising as I explore more options. My second soapy at Honey 3 was much better performance wise and the girl was a very solid 9, no silicone.

I have found no practical use for the open air bars. I find them too hot, uncomfortable and much less hands on than I'd like.

Gogos and Walking Street in general are just too loud and busy for my liking.

So that leaves the gentlemen's clubs as my preferred venue. Google maps works well searching for them as well as the information posted here. The curtains make the fun factor with the right choice of ladies. Last night I went out and within 20 minutes I was walking out of a club completely drained and satisfied, 1,200 including drinks.

I had to take a break from the Thai massages to give my old bones a rest. I did enjoy a nice foot massage on a lovely stretch of beach down in Jomtien yesterday.

I've checked most of my to-do list items. I still haven't tried a freelancer. I guess I haven't found a comfortable enough venue yet?

[Chimpo Chinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtODmgP4Lm8

G Mans club Bongkot.

Girl in Hilights is being advertised as Cheap. I don't believe it. She is EZ 3,000 baht quality.

Either she is Clueless or Farang is bait and switching.

Can someone go and have Boom Boom with Her. See actual pricing.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

How's the Agogo Scene. Might go to Pattaya for three days next week.

I'm fine with Mediocre type youngish girls. Not interested in middle age rotund- office workers.

No interest in Trre Town type set up.

I'm not really into gogos so am not an expert on them. Went to Pin Up, Windmill, and Farenheit 451. All packed with customers and girls but girls pretty much just average, only a few I would want to fuck, but not at gogo prices. Much better deals on Soi 6 and Soi Pothole.

[MartinFlevo]

The world infamous open air coco bar at Beach road. It used to have no less than 500 SW in the evenings before Covid, sometimes as many as 700 although eye candy quality was terrible.

How are things now? Are the numbers up to 50% at least?

At least the same. Biggest change I noticed is they seem to be more active. But between soi 13/ WS. Enough chicks.

[Plan77]

The world infamous open air coco bar at Beach road. It used to have no less than 500 SW in the evenings before Covid, sometimes as many as 700 although eye candy quality was terrible.

How are things now? Are the numbers up to 50% at least?

[Allover]

What a great report mate,
On my off-pussy-days I use to frequent a sports bar named Frasers.

Frasers is still open.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Took the 12:00 airport bus today for my flight to Phnom Phen. 1 hour 40 minutes to the airport. 143 baht (plus 70 for Bolt to the Jomtien station).

How's the Agogo Scene. Might go to Pattaya for three days next week.

I'm fine with Mediocre type youngish girls. Not interested in middle age rotund- office workers.

No interest in Trre Town type set up.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Never over 3 hours for me. And that's with mid day traffic.

About 6 times.

That ekkamai Bus could be the Greatest Bargain on Planet Earth.

They really shout add 10 baht. Maintenence Bro.

Took the 12:00 airport bus today for my flight to Phnom Phen. 1 hour 40 minutes to the airport. 143 baht (plus 70 for Bolt to the Jomtien station).

[Explorer8939]

https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimat...behaviors.html

Simple said. If you fuck someone with hiv (anal sex) there is a change of 11/10. 000 (that's 0,0011%) to get HIV (highest possible score for straight guys).

Population with HIV in thailand is estimated at 1%.

So simple math. Yes there is a risk. But being hit by a motorbike is more likely to happen.

Assuming those numbers are real, how does anyone get HIV, do they fuck someone HIV+ 11,000 times?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I've been driving in Thailand for nearly twenty years, particularly from Pattaya to the north. I've hired van drivers at times to take me north and to the airport. During covid during the lockdown on travel, I've even smuggled myself and hitched a ride with a moving trucker who was a neighbor to get back to my family so I could pick up my vehicle and family.

I've used taxis to and from Pattaya to the airport and back, I've used the government large bus, minibus, and their van service that is mainly used by locals to and from Pattaya down Sukhumvit through Bang Na, to Bangkok whenever the Bus schedule wasn't accommodating to my schedule last time 2021 summer when bus service was still closed and I needed to get to Bangkok for my Pfizer vaccine shots. You name it I most likely have used it. Of course, I've used the motorbike taxis often in Pattaya and in Bangkok.

Although I have a number of vehicles here in Pattaya, I mainly use my motorbike there was a time I logged in 70 plus KM, a day around town. In all those years I guess I've seen at least 50 accidents, and half a dozen dead, the majority of them were on motorbikes. There have been a couple of times sitting with the family at an intersection to clear a number of times I would suddenly blur out look here comes an accident been told I could spot it before it even happens.

Years ago I took the Bus from Pattaya Nua / Ekammai twice a week, then after my BB game, I would shower, jump on a motorbike taxi in Bangkok Soi 15, and rush me back to Ekammai before the last bus back to Pattaya. When Bell bus started operation it was only 150 baht, prior to Covid it was at 250 baht, which all the years of operation going from Pattaya to the Airport never rod, travel that got into an accident nor was the driver reckless. All their buses have sensor if they travel faster than 90 KM / H. This is consistent with the government bus that runs out of Pattaya on Soi Nua to Ekammai both services have an attendant that rides shotgun with the driver. On the government bus going and coming it can make a number of stops to drop off locals prior to entering Bangkok and Pattaya, if so you tell the attendant where you want to get off. During heavy traffic hours in Bangkok I tell these days I want to get off Odom Suk, then walk up to the BTS to get to my final destination. During heavy hours this can save you 30 minutes if not more just from that location to Nana. This is the same if you are on a bus coming back to Pattaya and need to make stops in Chon Buri, Sriracha.

Nice review.

This comment of yours is why I don't like Pattaya so much.

". I also like the Thai people, but they don't smile as much as they should or as they are purported to be. ".

If you want to see the Land of Smiles, and how Thai people really interact, get away from the Pattaya and other tourist traps.

I've always found the Thais there to have been worn down and lost their natural Thai-ness and with it their natural smiles.

[Big Sky Nomad]

What a great no nonsense, no BS report. Kudos to you sir!

I have a new hero. Not quite as up in years, it's reassuring that a guy my age (mid 60's) can find fun in Thailand. Will be redoubling my prep and planning for January. Twice as excited about it, many thanks.

[LightMan1988]

What soapies you guys recommend?