Montreal

[Royalflush]

Just returned from a quick trip to Montreal. On the way up, I stopped at Chez Diane in Clarenceville, which has been discussed ad nauseum on this board. It was a Friday afternoon around 3pm and when I arrived, there were only a couple of old hags sitting around and a several creepy looking guys. One couple comes out of the back and the girl looked promising until I saw her close up and noticed that she had an ugly face--ugly enough so that her tight little body didn't really matter. The only redeeming factor of the place was that they had the Canadian Open on the tv.

Teaser's was closed with chains on the door, which is too bad because I got lucky there on my last trip (not inside). So, I took a walk over to L'Axe, where you get a surprising amount of mileage--I mean, you can do whatever you want with the girls, despite the posted rules. I didn't try to negotiate anything beyond dances, but it appeared to be very possible. One of the girls told me that Downtown is the best club, but I didn't have a chance to go there. As for quality of women at L'Axe, overall it's definitely lower than the no touch clubs, but there were some very nice looking ones as well.

I used the Montreal Spreadsheet to find an escort agency, and settled on Roxanne from Freedom Blue Sky. She had a 555 rating and got $160/hr. Called at the end of the night and she arrived at 3:30am. Not a 5 in looks, more like a 3. Overweight, but not extremely so, and her face was sort of okay. Definitely not a girl I would notice or want to go out with. But, there she was at 3:30am, so I let her stay. She talked in French and I listened in English. She speaks English but was tired and didn't have the energy to use it. She did, however, have the energy to give me an uncovered blowjob that lasted about 20 minutes. Let me pop in her mouth, and was going to give me msog, except that I couldn't get it up again (too late and too much booze, I guess).

I would not trust internet pictures of Freedom Blue Sky, as this time I was duped. Had it been earlier in the evening I would have sent Roxanne back and called Martin at Asservisante, who consistently has young and attractive girls.

[Member #3399]

Burned once, shame on you, burned twice, shame on me.

Tried JDM twice. First time, nice enough woman Stephanie, petite Brunette,/dirty blonde, big hair, as described by Mike, that smelled of cigarette smoke, huge turn off for me. Nice petite body, 4 tattoos and a few piercing, a little rough for me but if all other things would have lined up would have been good.

I was nervous, it had been awhile but adding to the ambience was the fact that she had or was getting a bad cold, umm, flem!

I think it should go without saying that when you are ill please do not participate in such a social undertaking, n'est pas?

So try again, late at night, left a decent strip club near the airport and after having been unsuccessful n negotiating them back to the room arrived in my room boner in hand and wanting someone else to finish it for a change, Francis was the name of the strip club???.

Called Mike again after no luck with a couple of others service agencies, what do you have? Send over a girl, name unrecalled, she was as described, I give Mike credit for that, this time I was more aggressive/demanding, she must shower in advance and that’s about it, I insisted that he make this clear and a condition of employment.

The young girl showed up, into the bathroom she goes, comes our dressed, (she speaks very little English), says she showered, yet towels are dry, she is dressed, ??? I am no Matlock but I think that she did not. We discuss, suddenly she speaks no English.

Then no condoms and once again she is ill, Christ! Sent her packing, obviously.

It seems JDM is near the bottom and not interested in providing a product that would actually inspire some loyalty.

Wanted to try another agency but they were very difficult to contact and I had a fist full of 100's from a good night at the Montreal Casino, bummer!

Back again soon hopefully my hopes will be filled this trip.

[John Jr]

BTW her rate is 120$ ca. for one hour.

John Jr

[John Jr]

Well not much is hapening in here and MOntreal is such a good place for this hobby !

Ok tonight i decided to visit an incall agency north of MOntreal in Laval called Escortes Ds . The phone number is 514771-3038

They recive on Curré Labelle St in laval in 3 different hotels . There was one girl reviewed on an other board that i wanted to see and decided to see her tonight

Well as soon as I got in the room she told me "hey, I know you" (from a few years ago)

Her name is Christina and before her name was Judy (she used to work in a incall place on the south shore).

Well she just got nicer and better at BBBJ.

5FT2 110 LBS SHORT BROWN HAIR AND GREEN EYES .

She is firm and slim. Verry pretty and aims to please (she also spits on you when bbbj)

John Jr

[John Jr]

not many posts from guy's that are from montreal (i guess they all post on local boards) .

well montreal has good in-call , out-call , massage parlours , strip clubs (10$ lap dances and + clubs) and also there is also the street scene .

as for incalls le journal de montreal is the best new's paper to see what is happening . the best incall agency is on the south shore . named le rendez vous de la rive sud . phone number is 514-777-2129 . the rate is 120$ ca. per hour . annie is there top gun . she is a young 20 yr old blond hair blue eyes 120 lbs 5ft6 36c+ . she is a pert time porn star and she is a verry good 1 hour incall girl gfe type .

outcals : there are over 250 outcall agencies in montreal but here are a few top ones .

http://www.satindreamz.com/ : bianka is a verry good girl to see here she is gfe .
http://www.myinvip.com/montreal/index.htm is a good agency (top girls at top price) see megan or lea for top service
http://www.thecourtesans.com/ is my favorite : the agency has the nicest girls in montreal and offers the best service my favourites are bianka , [CodeWord901] and melissa .
jardin de madisson is an ok outcall 514-570-0254 . befor les filles de mr. jacques . the operator speeks english just ask what you are looking for . they specialise in gfe 130$ the hour .

if more info on montreal is needed just email me at

diamond_jr@hotmail.com

[Bruno68]

On my way back to Boston, I stopped into Rendes Vous for a mic check.

SInce it was Sunday afternoon, the place was a ghost town (thank god for the porn on tv) There was one hot black girl (and i dont really like black girls all that much) and one fat 45 yr old blonde (Genevive?). I would have gone with the black girl (cute face, big tits small ass) but her time was monopolized.

As I began to get concerned about my chances of busting a nut, I skinny blonde walked in and went to the dressing room. Approximately 10 years later she came out and started chatting with some other customers. Finally, I caught her eye and she sat down. Her name was Francesca (i think) she was youngish (20s); nice and thin with small a cups. I wasted no time and got us into the VIP room ($20). Once inside, she asked what I wanted and I said a dance and a blowjob (i love canada). She said 20 for the dance and 100 for the knob polishing. I countered with 100 total (not counting the VIP fee - this is CA$; about 75 US$). She agreed.

Not surprisingly, the dance was nothing special, but my hands went everywhere and I sucked her pert little titties. She told me that she was getting implants. She moved on to enjoy my meatscicle (with a wrapper) and did quite a nice job. I would have like a nut washing but wasnt surprised that I didnt get it. Otherwise, she was enthusiastic and dedicated in her performance.

Nice experience

[Bruno68]

I returned for a weekend in Montreal and prayed all the way up for a return engagement with Marie-Eve from Asservissante. I was annoyed that despite my repeated efforts to attempt an advanced booking, She was not around Fri or Sat.

Instead of taking another girl from Asservissante I decided to try SatinDreamz. After some discussions with Peter and consulting the Escort spreadsheet, I decided on Allyson.

She appeared on time and I was pleased with her appearance. She is most certainly not a 9.5 (no Pam Anderson) but she was cute. I do have to quibble with her spreadsheet rating of 5-5-5. I think the problem is that people may view a 4 as an insult. If Marie Eve is a 5 then Allyson must be a 4. She has a nice body, but her butt is a bit big and she could use some toning.

She was nice, friendly and attentive. When we started, I thought she was avoiding kissing but when I asked her about she said no problem. I then went to DATY and it took her a while to cum. when she started to cum I was wondering if she was faking to end it, but the flood made it obvious. We rested for a minute before she started a VERY nice BBBJ. Once we moved on to the act, I let my enthusiasm get the better of me and finished a few minutes sooner than I normally would have.

I probably could have got in a second shot, but I wasnt really interested. The service was very good and her appearance was also good. However, all in all, I am still smitten by Marie Eve. I have grown a tad annoyed at Martin's refusal to attempt to schedule an appointment way in advance (I am driving from Boston for crying out loud). I'll be back in a couple of weeks and will either get Marie-Eve or someone new.

[Jim2001]

For those who want to know detailed information about the Montreal street scene, do a Yahoo or Google search for "Oliver Kloseoff". He posts frequently on a certain message board and is somewhat like the Jeopardy! game show champ Ken Jennings when it comes to having an encyclopedia-like knowledge of his area of expertise.

The following article profiles Oliver:

http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2003/021303/news2.html

[DarkRum]

I will be in Montreal for a day (Friday) and was looking for a budget conscious place to hit. I'm looking at around 60 US dollars to spend and something easy to get to and "english" friendly as it is my first time driving in Montreal and I dont know my way around nor do I speak any french and will not have a hotel

If anyone can give me some options, that would be great, even if they are day time one's.

[Midnite Ryder]

I am thinking about heading up to Montreal tomorrow for a few days of mongering. I believe the last time I was there was in 1998. I am shocked to read that the SW scene is poor quality. It seemed pretty good when I was there, and I am awfully picky. Is St. Cat's really become that bad. I would hate to waste a trip, as it is the only reason I am going.

Thanks

[Jim Neighbors]

No one has posted about massage places for a while. Isn't there a scene in Montreal? I remember reading about AMP's some time ago, but I'm looking for something more recent. Any info--where and what--would be great!

Jim

[Grenada 79]

Karybou,

You mentioned what used to be Candy's on the Corner of St. Catherine & Guy. That used to be among my favorite contact bars in Montreal, until I discovered it was closed and could find no more information on it. I did hear recently that it moved, but far out of downtown. What was it you were implying about what is now in its place?

[Jim2001]

I've had good success in dealing with Martin at Asservissante. Call him around 6PM to 6:30PM and he should know the availability of his girls for that evening. Every time I've called earlier, he didn't have a firm grip on his lineup. The typical "due diligence" in researching the Montreal scene usually helps avoid disasters or downbeat experiences. The Montreal spreadsheet and the mainstream discussion boards help narrow down the field. Outcall is the best way to go, IMHO. Full service clubs are extremely pricey and while the looks can sometimes be excellent, paying 140CDN for F&S for 3 songs is a ridiculously high rate versus the mid-tier or high-dollar-hottie (HDH) rates for outcall in the downtown Montreal core. I'd recommend Bar Le Gentleman in Marieville as a decent possibility for finding a hottie for F&S if one is inclined to go the club route, now that Grand Prix is indefinitely closed.

The posts about picking up regular non-pro girls on Cresent Street was great reading. There are some lovely women in Montreal. Offering food and drink to your escort ladyfriend will get you places. Croissants and a choice of drinks (diet soda, tea, water) are greatly appreciated by all the ladies. A lot of the gals are gentle and feminine by nature. Not as hard-edged as what you might find with many USA escorts, if I could make a sweeping generalization. Some mid-tier Montreal escorts know extremely little English so it's worth inquiring as to a gal's English fluency up front. HDHs are routinely multilingual. The US dollar bought about 1.58CDN at the ATM machines in late 2001. Nowadays, you might get a 1.27CDN rate at an ATM. In the meantime, many indie/agency gals are angling for 2 hour minimum appointments at 450-500CDN (total). Not a bad deal when you're booking a superstar from French Kiss Society or perhaps Serina of The Courtesans, but that rate is awfully pricey for gals who are not top-tier in looks and performance. Montreal is a great city to enjoy and pursue hobbying, IMHO, but it's 25-50% more expensive to hobby there nowadays than 2-3 years back. Indies/agencies offering 1 hour appointments are a good way to stay within budget. For HDH superstars, they usually are very reliable and get consistent rave reviews. They virtually guarantee you great memories of your Montreal stay.

Jim

[Ned Nobody]

DFWDude,

Grand Prix has been closed for some time now. The following, copied from the local board, should help with other options. Pricing is probably a bit higher than you saw last time, with options priced around 60/100/140.

NN

West of Montreal:

Bar l'Eclypse II [454 Ch de la Grande Ligne, Rigaud, QC, J0P-1P0, (450) 451-5924]
Directions (from MTL): Take 40W (towards Ottawa), exit (#12?), left on Ch de la Grande Ligne.

HillTop [1150 Rte Harwood, Vaudreuil-Dorion, QC, J7V-8P2, (450) 455-6426]
Directions (from MTL): Take 20W to 540N, take first exit (#2?), turn right through the gas station area (note: online maps give wrong target point, just use it to reference the written directions).

Club Frontiere [627 Principale, Rivière-Beaudette, QC, J0P-1R0, (450) 269-9999]
Directions (from MTL): Take 20W (it's near ON/QC border), take Riviere Beaudette exit (#2?).

North of Montreal:

Bar Sexy L Oasis [380 Lajeunesse Blvd W, St-Jérome, QC, J7Y-4E5, (450) 565-6221]
Direction (from Montreal): Take 15N, exit #43 (St. Jerome Centreville), left at the first light. Go N (pass over train tracks). At the intersection (4 stop signs), turn left on Lajeunesse, go through the underpass, drive further, bar at your right.

Bar La Source [5977 Labelle Boulevard, Val-David, QC J0T-2R0, (819) 322-5622]
Direction (from Montreal): Take 15N, exit #76? (Val David), 117N

South of Montreal:

Bar Salon Grand Prix [401 Bd Richelieu, Richelieu, QC, J3L-3R6, (450) 658-8397] *CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS*
Directions (from Mtl): 10E, at exit #29 keep Right onto ramp. Turn Right onto HWY-133N (Ch des Patriotes). Turn Left onto HWY-112W (Boulevard Richelieu).

Bar Le Gentleman [217 Ch Chambly, Marieville, QC, J3M-1N9, (450) 460-0030]
Directions (from GP): Turn Right onto HWY-112E (Boulevard Richelieu). Take exit on your Right to Chemin de Chambly. Drive further and you'll see "Auberge Marieville" to your right.

Bar Rendez-Vous Erotica [2126 Route 133rd, Saint Athanase, QC J2X-4C3, (450) 346-1733]
Directions (from MTl): 10E, take exit #22 to 35S. 35S becomes 133S. Club will be on your left.

Bar Chez Diane [79 Principale, Saint Georges de Clarenceville, QC, J0J-1B0, (450) 294-2406]
Directions (from Mtl): 15S towards US border. Take exit to 202E to St. Georges de Clarenceville.
Directions (from Bar Erotica): From 133S, take right to 225S. Follow signs to Clarenceville (takes you through farm area, over a small bridge). You'll come to an intersection (you'll see some small businesses). Turn right, it's attached to a small restaurant.

Bar Bistro [??1120 Ch des Patriotes, Richelieu, QC, J3L-4A6, (450) 658-3211??]
Directions (from GP): Turn R onto HWY-112E (Boulevard Richelieu). Turn R onto HWY-133S (Ch des Patriotes). It's 2nd or 3rd building on that road to the left after you turn the corner. About 45 seconds drive from the GP.

South-East of Montreal:

Bar L'Amazone Inc [850 Des Cascades Ouest, Saint-Hyacinthe, QC J2S-3G2, (450) 778-2611]
Directions (from MTL): AUT-20E to HWY-137. L on 116, then R onto Des Cascades Ouest.

Bar L'Entre-Nous [950 Des Cascades St Ouest, Saint-Hyacinthe, QC, J2S-3G4, (450) 261-0838]
Directions (from MTL): Same as Bar L'Amazone

[Mr Underbridge]

Just got back from a trip up to Montreal.

Went first to Club L' Amazones (or whatever..) on St Jacques O. The girls spent most of their time talking to regulars, the stage was empty over half the time. Some cuties, though. Had a couple of dances with one blonde - forget the name, but she looked a little like Phoebe from Friends. Not too much contact, the dance was mostly air, but the hands could roam except onto the kitty. There was also a show with an alleged porn star. She was OK, big fake tits, bored expression on her face. She did the "smoking cochie" trick we've all heard about from Bangkok, as well as a "drink n' squirt" trick with a water bottle.

The high point was getting Crystelle from Platinum up to my hotel room. Very GFE! DFK, BBBJ for starters, then a covered cowgirl. Not a shy girl, 25 or 26 and a very hot bod! Shaved kitty with pierced clit. Big tits, but fake and kind of hard. Cute French accent. Came dressed hot, too. Says she only works Thurs. to Sat. nights. While $CDN 300 might be too much for some, it's ~ $200 US, no tipping and very much worth it. Spent the full hour and a little more.

Mr Underbridge

Trolling for my pleasure and your edification for 20 years