Montreal

[Monger261]

Finally made it back to my favourite hobbying destination after years of lockdown and travel restrictions, and (mostly) had a great time. It may just be the quality of their website photography, but my initial impression was that Euphoria had the best looking roster and I planned to mostly use them. As luck would have it though, I didn't actually get to meet any of my chosen girls, as some were on a break (Brooke, Heaven, Veronique and Yana), one seems to have retired (Taylor), and one was instantly fully booked (Cersei).

Moved to Plan be, and as my preference is for outcalls, most of my bookings were with Vogue. As in previous years, I found them easy to deal with and they generally had girls available even at short notice.

Maeva, Vogue.

My trip got off to a disastrous start with Maeva, one of the worst sessions I've ever had in my life. Was originally supposed to see Sasha but she cancelled. The booker texted me a few pics of Maeva, and as she looked great I saw her instead for a late evening (11 pm) booking. Maeva is a slim, pretty blonde around 20, with perky be cup tits, who would normally be exactly my type, but the whole thing turned out to be an uncomfortable waste of money. The first thing Maeva said to me was "I'm so tired, I can't wait to get home", and things went downhill from there. Her English isn't good and my French is terrible so we had communication issues, but she clearly just did not want to be with me. Kissing was restricted to little closed-mouth pecks (which was perhaps for the good, as she had eaten something spicy and her breath was foul). She claimed to be extremely ticklish, so kissing or gently touching any part of her body saw her squirming out of reach; she did not allow DATY; and she was even reluctant to do BBBJ. As it was my first session in a while I didn't last long in FS, but there was no option for another shot. Within seconds of me coming Maeva was off me and into the shower, then out the room less than 40 minutes after she arrived. I didn't have change and had left out $250 for her $240 fee; I was not looking for it, but Maeva did not offer to give the $10 change. Perhaps it's just her age, perhaps she was indeed exhausted, or perhaps she just generally gives a very restricted service, but it was a terrible session.

Lurker here, You lucked out with Sasha, IMO she is obese. Had her recently, she has to be 160 lbs, her stomach sticks out and the photoshop pics are just straight up sorcery. The greenboard has to have a lot of shills in there. One of the reviews there said the same thing and he was being gaslighted as to her not being fat. She was FAT, made me want to avoid vogue.

[Jalimon2]

XO has a new manager and are now out of Merb, which I am not sure is good. Let's see if they hold up. Without Kate and Arielle (still on display but I know Kate stopped and Arielle very rarely works) I am not sure if they should remain in the big 3. We'll see.

Thanks Whinger! I had that Ashley on the radar. She might make me do a comeback to see an SP soon (haven't since Nov 2021).

Just saw that Kate is back at XO! If you are not convince look at her Twitter.

[Smuler]

I know a few guys also who say that YPG is by far the best MP place

I met the owner at the GT and I knew the girl I was seeing. It was 2018 , and it cost me 190 CDN all in.

But that was before the pandemic.

Mari and her crew had the reputation of no nonsense, so I was comfortable checking it out.

Best Regards.

Smuler.

[Hacsek]

It's well known by locals that LePenthouse has some great girl who are there because of the $$ It's a rip off place.

I heard some good about YPG because it's well run. Other good massage place I don't know as I never went to any.

Same goes for Rouge Massage.

Some of the girls are actually stunning.

$70 for room $220 for girl includes covered FS, and BJ, no kissing or oral on her.

I guess if if you want to be with someone who is totally gorgeous and pleasant to talk it is OK, but as far as bang for your buck most Indies that advertise on the local board or the popular agency girls are a much better value and experience.

My one and only adventure into an MP, won't be back.

I know a few guys also who say that YPG is by far the best MP place, never went there and I think I will stick with the Indy's I usually see.

[Jalimon2]

Thanks a lot for this review. The Green Board does not allow reviews of Massage places, so exept if asking trough Private Messages, you can't really know much about them. Obviously the pictures are heavily photoshoped but like you I been looking at them and was interested to see someone there, but the whole a la card ymmv thing always turned me away. And you pretty much confirmed my fears. A Standard GFE would bump the price to nearly 400 $, wich is the price you could expect by a well reviewed ans reputed indy, but not a random agency girl with no reviews etc. And it seem at LE Penthouse its not really much of a thing. 100 $ for a COB is ludacris. Thats was included in just about every agency meeting I had. CIM or COF may be extras between 40 and 60 $ but never been charged for a COB. The receptionist lecturing you on BBBJ may just be the cherry on top. She seem to be in the wrong business.

It's well known by locals that LePenthouse has some great girl who are there because of the $$ It's a rip off place.

I heard some good about YPG because it's well run. Other good massage place I don't know as I never went to any.

[Joseph Brenner]

Ana, LE Penthouse.

I had never been to a massage parlour in Montreal, and fancied the idea of an oily bodyslide and BBBJ with a hot girl. LE Penthouse has been around for a while. BBBJ were most definitely not on offer with her, and she said of those girls that did offer this "GFE" service, the fee would be $300. After an initial protest, Ana reluctantly allowed me to take the condom off for a tit wank (though only after warning me that she would charge another $100 if I got any cum on her tits! Those fabulous breasts were too much for me and I came far too quickly. Ana made no offer to continue the service, immediately jumping into the shower before disappearing from the room completely. The receptionist said "see you again" as I was leaving, prompting me to say how disappointed I had been with Ana's coldness and very limited service, but all I got was a lecture on how "BBBJ is unsafe and the customer's health and safety is their top priority". In summary, I felt LE Penthouse was one big ripoff from start to finish. A 30 minute booking just to play with Ana's tits might have been satisfying, but with hindsight I wish I had just stuck to the downtown agencies.

Would not recommend, would not repeat.

Thanks a lot for this review. The Green Board does not allow reviews of Massage places, so exept if asking trough Private Messages, you can't really know much about them. Obviously the pictures are heavily photoshoped but like you I been looking at them and was interested to see someone there, but the whole a la card ymmv thing always turned me away. And you pretty much confirmed my fears. A Standard GFE would bump the price to nearly 400 $, wich is the price you could expect by a well reviewed ans reputed indy, but not a random agency girl with no reviews etc. And it seem at LE Penthouse its not really much of a thing. 100 $ for a COB is ludacris. Thats was included in just about every agency meeting I had. CIM or COF may be extras between 40 and 60 $ but never been charged for a COB. The receptionist lecturing you on BBBJ may just be the cherry on top. She seem to be in the wrong business.

[Jalimon2]

Whinger, great reviews. Thank you for your posts.

Sensation is a new agency on my radar. I'm sure the locals have more knowledge and history with the Montreal agency dynamics. It seems to me that Euphoria, Escorts XO and Vogue have dominated the scene for a few years. A star might pop up at a second tier agency and she gets poached by one of the big three. Of course, some popular girls never leave their second tier agencies.

XO has a new manager and are now out of Merb, which I am not sure is good. Let's see if they hold up. Without Kate and Arielle (still on display but I know Kate stopped and Arielle very rarely works) I am not sure if they should remain in the big 3. We'll see.

Thanks Whinger! I had that Ashley on the radar. She might make me do a comeback to see an SP soon (haven't since Nov 2021).

[WyattEarp]

Whinger, great reviews. Thank you for your posts.

Sensation is a new agency on my radar. I'm sure the locals have more knowledge and history with the Montreal agency dynamics. It seems to me that Euphoria, Escorts XO and Vogue have dominated the scene for a few years. A star might pop up at a second tier agency and she gets poached by one of the big three. Of course, some popular girls never leave their second tier agencies.

[BobKelso954]

Lanah is a great girl, super fun and easy going. Very GFE. Her photo is somewhat glamoured up but she is still very nice, about 8/10. If I wasn't this selfish ID go see her again, but now I want to see someone different haha. Euphoria is easy to deal with. Lanah has a nice flat in Southwest Montreal 5-20 minute walk from my hotel downtown.

[Whinger]

Charlie, Vogue.

Charlie was recommended to me by Celine at Vogue, and she proved to be a very solid provider and I really enjoyed my hour with her. There is a strange debate on the green board about whether Charlie's face is too angular. I did not see the issue at all, and thought she was very beautiful. She is probably mid 20's, and the photos on the Vogue website are accurate; tall and slim, long red hair, small perky tits, and a cute hot student vibe. She was friendly from the outset, greeting me with a warm smile and a kiss, and she looked great in a little black crop top and figure hugging pale blue jeans. After a drink and some small talk, I couldn't wait to get my hands under that crop top, but Charlie disappointed me by asking if she could take a shower. I have no problem with the girls showering on my time after a session, but I must say I was a bit annoyed that she had not arrived freshly showered and it momentarily killed the mood. She was gone for what felt like ages, and worse, when she did finally reappear she was wrapped in a towel with wet hair rather than the sexy lingerie I was imagining her to be changing into. Anyway, things picked up once she started kissing me and the towel came off, and she has a great body. I spent a while tasting her sweet little pussy, then got to work with the baby oil and had a lot of fun playing with her slippery oiled breasts. Charlie's reviews on the green site highlighted her blow job skills, so I decided to let her go to work and I must confess she gives fantastic head. Lots of attention to the shaft and balls, and at times she took me deep, all with a good amount of spitting and saliva. Charlie had told me CIM was an extra $40 and I really wanted to finish in her mouth, so we settled into an extended blow job where I was thrusting hard into her mouth, which she took without complaint. I finally exploded into her mouth for a very satisfying cum, and Charlie sucked my dick until I was spent. I loved that, as some girls rush to the bathroom as soon as you finish to spit out your cum. She took another shower then came out of the bathroom in that sexy top again. Not sure what it was exactly, but god it turned me on. I rarely manage more than one shot nowadays, though, so I was not tempted to extend. Charlie's fee was $250, and apart from my mild annoyance about the two showers, I had a great time with her and she worked hard to please me.

Would recommend, and would repeat.

Ashley, Sensations.

By the time of my booking with Ashley I was running a bit low on stamina, but my goodness, I definitely lucked out in finding her and she was far and away the highlight of my trip. In fact, it was one of the most full on sessions I ever had, and I absolutely adored her. Ashley was about 20 minutes late in arriving in the early hours of the morning, but the booker kept me updated so it was not a problem. When she did arrive, I was blown away. Ashley is a beautiful blonde (facially perhaps a little like Amanda Seyfried), wearing a classy little black dress and pink heels. She greeted me with the widest smile and literally ran into my arms, planting me with the most passionate kisses. And this was before we had even got into the room! She is from British Columbia so we had a nice chat and a wine, then Ashley decided things were moving too slowly and jumped into my lap. More deep kissing, then the dress came off to reveal a trim figure and jaw dropping big natural breasts. She slid down to her knees, took my cock out of my pants, and sucked like an angel while looking up at me with those big eyes. Her tits were just asking to be oiled up, and after the two of us writhed around in a slippery tangle, we got into a vigorous 69. To my eternal regret, my dick failed me and I just could not cum, perhaps because Ashley is so full on that I could not take her vigorous wanking and sucking any more, but I satisfied myself by giving her multiple orgasms. She is absolutely non-stop, and I got a final cum out of her even after time was up and she was intending to go to the bathroom. She made the mistake of kissing me one more time, I slid down to taste her pussy for a last time, and we were off again. I cannot remember ever being kissed so passionately in a session and she a wonderful genuine girl who is kind, sweet and sexy as hell. I had not heard of Sensations and only came across their website by accident, and I am cursing I did not find them sooner. Ashley's fee was $260. Sensations advertise a duo with Ashley and another girl, and I will regret forever that I did not get the chance to experience that. I have my fingers crossed Ashley is still working next year when I plan to return to Montreal.

Would recommend, and would repeat.

[Whinger]

Zoey, Vogue.

Zoey has some quite hostile reviews on the green board, and while I can sort of see why, I must say I had a good time with her. The Vogue website does not make it clear that Zoey is of mixed race African descent, so she is definitely not the white Parisienne girl you might be expecting, but I found her pretty with fine defined cheekbones, nice smile, long dark hair in a pigtail, a slim toned body, and in particular long nipples that are extremely responsive to being sucked. She is very chatty (which I liked), and over a glass of wine I found her strong minded and opinionated (which I also liked). I am guessing this has put off some of the green board members, who complain they found her rude and pushy. Zoey certainly took control of my session. After our drink, she asked if I would like her to change into lingerie (which I certainly did), explaining this would take her 5 to 6 minutes (which it did). She looked so sexy when she emerged from the bathroom wearing a barely there bondage type outfit, and our session quickly got hot and heavy. She gives a terrific wet and sloppy BBBJ, taking time to check I was enjoying it and responding enthusiastically to my request to lick my balls. She was also vocal in telling me exactly how she likes DATY, which was fine by me as I love pleasuring women. I was enjoying our 69 so much that I told her I was happy to keep going with it, but Zoey basically demanded I fuck her and I'm glad she did as FS in cowgirl and doggy was deep and vigorous. Only negative for me was she demanded a ludicrous $100 for CIM. I was so close to the point of no return that I had to agree, but I do think this was wildly excessive. Anyway, I will not not complain too much as she is a very sexy 30-something lady who knows what she wants, is happy to do exactly what you want, and will give you an hour of pure sex. Her fee was $240.

Would recommend, but probably would not repeat as I am more naturally drawn to the pretty young things.

Fay, XO.

Fay is listed as a petite, late 20's American brunette on the XO website, and as I like both petite girls and to have a nice chat, I booked a one hour outcall with her. I had numerous booking hassles with XO on my last visit to Montreal, but everything went smoothly this time and Fay arrived on time (although the XO booker texted me that her fee was "$250 plus $20 taxi plus tip", which I thought was a bit cheeky). Anyway, Fay was lovely. Smartly dressed, pretty, slim with long dark hair, and clearly a very classy lady. She is very clever and lovely to chat with, is well travelled, and seems to be a very successful business woman who just does a small number of shifts with XO which she approaches with enthusiasm and an open mind. She indulged my request to get hot and slippery with my bottle of baby oil with a seductive smile, and we had a great time sliding over each other in between bouts of BBBJ and DATY. I honestly cannot remember how I came and if she offered CIM, but in any case, Fay is the kind of girl who will make you feel good about life, yourself, and the pleasure of hassle free sex.

As with Zoey, I would recommend but personally maybe would not repeat (which I realise shows how shallow I am).

[Whinger]

Finally made it back to my favourite hobbying destination after years of lockdown and travel restrictions, and (mostly) had a great time. It may just be the quality of their website photography, but my initial impression was that Euphoria had the best looking roster and I planned to mostly use them. As luck would have it though, I didn't actually get to meet any of my chosen girls, as some were on a break (Brooke, Heaven, Veronique and Yana), one seems to have retired (Taylor), and one was instantly fully booked (Cersei).

Moved to Plan be, and as my preference is for outcalls, most of my bookings were with Vogue. As in previous years, I found them easy to deal with and they generally had girls available even at short notice.

Maeva, Vogue.

My trip got off to a disastrous start with Maeva, one of the worst sessions I've ever had in my life. Was originally supposed to see Sasha but she cancelled. The booker texted me a few pics of Maeva, and as she looked great I saw her instead for a late evening (11 pm) booking. Maeva is a slim, pretty blonde around 20, with perky be cup tits, who would normally be exactly my type, but the whole thing turned out to be an uncomfortable waste of money. The first thing Maeva said to me was "I'm so tired, I can't wait to get home", and things went downhill from there. Her English isn't good and my French is terrible so we had communication issues, but she clearly just did not want to be with me. Kissing was restricted to little closed-mouth pecks (which was perhaps for the good, as she had eaten something spicy and her breath was foul). She claimed to be extremely ticklish, so kissing or gently touching any part of her body saw her squirming out of reach; she did not allow DATY; and she was even reluctant to do BBBJ. As it was my first session in a while I didn't last long in FS, but there was no option for another shot. Within seconds of me coming Maeva was off me and into the shower, then out the room less than 40 minutes after she arrived. I didn't have change and had left out $250 for her $240 fee; I was not looking for it, but Maeva did not offer to give the $10 change. Perhaps it's just her age, perhaps she was indeed exhausted, or perhaps she just generally gives a very restricted service, but it was a terrible session.

Would not recommend, would not repeat.

Cassandra, Vogue.

I texted Vogue to tell them of my disappointment with Maeva, and to their credit Celine apologised and gave me a $40 discount from my next booking.

This was Cassandra, and I cannot imagine a bigger contrast with Maeva. Cassandra was warm and friendly from the start, greeting me with a big kiss and a hug, and my hour with her flew by. After a drink and a chat she excused herself to the bathroom, and reappeared shortly after in a sexy crotchless negligee and silk robe. Absolutely beautiful girl, long dark hair, curvy (not fat) body with full natural see cup breasts and a great ass. She was passionate, involved and just plain fun. I believe she only works limited shifts, and it shows in her great service; she is a smart girl, very chilled out and a great conversationalist who speaks English well (but with a very sexy Qubecois accent). Only restrictions were no anal or CIM, which I had no issue with. So my faith in Vogue was restored, and I particularly appreciated the effort Cassandra made with the classy lingerie. I wish more girls would do that, I adore the visuals of a hot girl in lingerie and love to "unwrap" my present. The fee was $210 ($250 less my discount).

Would recommend, and would repeat.

Ana, LE Penthouse.

I had never been to a massage parlour in Montreal, and fancied the idea of an oily bodyslide and BBBJ with a hot girl. LE Penthouse has been around for a while so I took that as a good sign, and (despite some over the top photoshopping), the girls on their website looked fantastic. It's a bit out of the city centre (though still convenient for the metro), so rather than risk no girls being available, I made a booking with Ana. I arrived 10 minutes early, but instantly started to regret my booking with the bad vibes I got from the brusque unfriendly receptionist. I asked to meet the other available girls while I was waiting for Ana with a view to a future visit, but was told this was not permitted. Apparently only walk-in's without an appointment are allowed to meet the ladies. Okay, whatever. I was then shown into one of their basic rooms, but was charged for a VIP room. I must say, Ana looked hot when she came in, exactly like her website pictures. She is a petite young blonde, pretty (despite the ridiculous lip filler), curvy, and with massive firm natural 32 DDD tits. Her English is good, but engaging her in small talk proved a waste of time as she was distant, cold and mechanical throughout my session. I am easy going and try to be friendly with the girls, but I felt Ana pretty much treated me with contempt. In addition to the room fee of $70, Ana told me a CBJ was an extra $160, and FS $200. Kissing and BBBJ were most definitely not on offer with her, and she said of those girls that did offer this "GFE" service, the fee would be $300. To my disappointment Ana used lotion instead of oil, but as her bodyslide was pretty cursory I suppose it did not really make any difference. Despite her hostility, feeling those fantastic tits got me so turned on that to my immense frustration, I could feel myself about to cum. After an initial protest, Ana reluctantly allowed me to take the condom off for a tit wank (though only after warning me that she would charge another $100 if I got any cum on her tits! Those fabulous breasts were too much for me and I came far too quickly. Ana made no offer to continue the service, immediately jumping into the shower before disappearing from the room completely. After showering and dressing alone in the room, I was wondering whether to leave when Ana reappeared, explaining she had to leave "to dispose of the condom". Sure, okay. Around 40 minutes after the start, my session was clearly ended. The receptionist said "see you again" as I was leaving, prompting me to say how disappointed I had been with Ana's coldness and very limited service, but all I got was a lecture on how "BBBJ is unsafe and the customer's health and safety is their top priority". In summary, I felt LE Penthouse was one big ripoff from start to finish. A 30 minute booking just to play with Ana's tits might have been satisfying, but with hindsight I wish I had just stuck to the downtown agencies.

Would not recommend, would not repeat.

[Hacsek]

Once a popular agency girl goes independent, she can get pretty expensive. We've talked about it here. Based on an independent's solid reputation and established customers, they can become masters of variable pricing. They might have a book of clients that pay one rate and newbies pay a higher list price.

Once a girl like Nala begins touring Canada, it's not a good thing for pricing from a client perspective.

This is happening with independents also.

Perfect example is Katrina Vianna (Katrinagirl).

She was voted number 1 Indy last year by the local board.

I saw her 2 years ago at $250 HR.

Today it is $500 and she wants a $100 deposit for all appointments.

She is undoubtedly gorgeous and has earned her reputation, just an amazing provider and worth every penny and I don't blame her at all for the increase, she is a smart lady and obviously is still very much in demand even with her new prices.

Will I see her again, still thinking about it, I was lucky to have seen her when she was not as well known.

[BobKelso954]

Sorry been away for a bit.

Just Google the exotic paradise Montreal.

Is this the Thai place? Can you share a tip how to find their number and location?

[EverythingBlue]

After trial and error I concluded the quality of escorts in Montreal is so good that there's no need to venture out to SA. Chances are you'll end up with a semi pro in SA anyways.

Try to be nice to some of the agency girls, make good passionate love to them and don't be afraid to discuss meeting for drinks or dinner. If you find good chemistry with one, money won't even have to be discussed, take them to a nice place to dine and come back to your hotel for a night of fun. Give them a nice compensation for the time, and now you have yourself a nice thing.

YMMV, but I think if you are moderately attractive, I'm not, but nice enough, I try, you can score even civi girls in Montreal. If not, like I said, agencies have so much to offer that you won't miss a beat anyways. My 2 cents.